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cassyapper · 4 years

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OKAY IVE ACTUALLY PLAYED TWO SESSIONS SINCE MY LAST POST SO IM GONNA COMBINE THEM HERE SORRY FOR THE LENGTH BUT,,IVE COME SO FAR I DONT WANNA STOP NOW

this is gonna be very messy cause i WILL be jumping back and forth as things come back to mind so uhh pls enjoy this absolute ramble <3

anyway. i continued playing omori and boy do i have some Thoughts

so first session; i went through the pyre(something i forgot the full name sob) forest/sprout mole village/sweetheart’s castle in one go and let me TELL YOU. DOING THAT WAS FUCKING INSANE I WENT NUTS holy shit.

so anyway.

pyre forest!!!! the lil race against the big spider coming after u for disturbing the smaller spiders mechanic was very fun i had a lot of fun figuring out the best routes to take. i know normally mechanics like that lead to ppl getting frustrated cause u have to keep retrying but i had a lot of fun!!!! sum annoyance but good natured type, th kind that just makes u try harder u know? i just enjoyed it JKFN;FN; candles in the foggy forest....now That is an aesthetic

the rare bear scared the fuckin shit out of me i remember it didn’t attack me straight away so i was like “aw (:” but then when i press x on him it takes me to a BATTLE SCREEN AND SUDDEN THAT MF IS TERRIFYING I WAS LIKE WHWHWHWHWKJDNJ. very funny i honestly wished i recorded my reaction

also omori is afraid of drowning...................................i am breathing heavily. i think whatever happened to mari is related to at least one of the things omori is scared of. so either heights, spiders, or drowning it seems. spiders doesnt seem super likely as a contributor to her death, and while falling from a height is more realistic, such a senseless way of dying doesnt seem to rlly fit ? with the vibe i get from the kiddos in the real world. which makes me think maybe drowning/otherwise suffocating is how she died...but we’ll see. also due to the forgotten library part, we know omori explicitly feared spiders/drowning before mari died so it’s also probable im jus talking out my ass here but still,,,,thoughts

also this motherfucker?

literally fucking terrifying. IT’S BODY IS MADE OF SUCC’D SPROUT MOLES...i still have no idea what exactly it was doing to them but jesus h christ!!!! evil and fucked up. do not feel bad for curbstomping it

sprout mole village!!!! very cute, im v excited to send that one dude his brother’s care package. i like how, when theyre not lost, sprout moles can be real endearing lil guys,,,theyre not my fav lil enemies but (:

also for some reason omori is the first game ive played where i really care about getting achievements ? so i literally did the back and forth on my save file just to get all the season sprout mole achievements JKDJFJ;. i ended up sticking w spring tho before moving on for real cause spring is my fav season irl (:

also i felt SO BAD for cutting down that one sprout mole’s chistmas tree he was just trying to celebrate but i wanted to see that present and coincidentally becoming a christmas ruiner was an achievement so all’s fair in love and war i suppose

ALSO. th fuckin plant monster thing under the scientist sprout mole’s room. major little shop of horror vibes from the design, absolutely adored it!!!!! originally i did just cut the wire holding the piano over it, ending it in one go, but i was very curious abt it so i reloaded a save file to actually fight it and

i know it only spread that gas to make the kiddos happy cause being happy reduces attack i think ? it decreases attack/defense but seeing the kiddos smile so much was nice (:

however

omori...sunny....son boy.........u good ?

and now. sweetheart

the way the sprout moles completely adore and depend on sweetheart gives me such awful evil vibes and combined with such a luxurious background was fucking incredible

sweetheart herself, speaking of. bitch (sorta affectionately, certainly not derogatory)

i talked to every sprout mole in the audience before taking my seat and i literally dont know why. even when i picked up the pattern of where the unique dialogue could be found (usually the sprout moles farthest right) i still talked to all of them......just in case ? i have no idea. i dont know why i did that. i feel it’s important that i note it tho

LMAO SO WHEN SPROUT MOLE MIKE DID THE MINUTE OF SILENCE FOR YE OLD SPROUT MOLE

I LITERALLY FELT SO FUCKING BAD LMAO I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD NO!!!!!! I DID THAT!!! I KILLED HIM!!! OH MY GOD!!! I WONDER HOW AWKWARD OMORI KEL HERO AND AUBREY FELT IN THE AUDIENCE HOLY SHIT THEY HAD FRONT ROW SEATS TO SPROUT MOLE MIKE’S MOURNING!!! MY GOD FJKFN;;

also sprout mole mike describing 3′7″ inches as ”towering” was the FUNNIEST shit i have ever seen. also i have to wonder, since sweetheart made up the whole show of sweetheart’s quest for hearts in the first place, if she was seriously down to marry a sprout mole if one suited her fancy. jus v funny to me honestly. SPEAKING of sweetheart’s dating patterns I NOTICED THOSE FEM SKELETONS IN THE DUNGEON!!!!! BI SWEETHEART!!!! SHE’S JUST AS DOWN FOR GIRLS AS SHE IS BOYS

i know TECHNICALLY not everyone is in the dungeon for failing to be a good enough suitor but STILL...COME ON. THIS WAS BEFORE WE KNEW THAT. SWEETHEART BI I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

anyway

when the lights when out and lightning struck the third contestant, i knew Immediately something was gonna go down. and when the mustache sprout mole was like “oh yes!! u!! in the striped pjs!! u absolute beast ur perfect!!!” i KNEW hero had just been selected as the replacement i was goign completely fucking nuts i was like OH MY GODNFNG; HIS HEART IS ALREADY TAKEN BY MARI!!!!!!! STOP

i ended up taking so many screenshots during this part cause i was going feral so here take a glance just cause i love, uh, hero

OUR HERO IN SHINING ARMOR DJLBH;KFJB

also GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IM SHORTER THAN HERO

hero shaking on the stage when he was introduced...oh my HEART....IM SO FOND FOR THIS BOY WTF!!!!! DKJDN;N

this is not really NEWS to me since it’s implied hero is tall but like come ON..... sorry just every time i find out a character is explicitly taller than me i need to huff about it, moving on,

HERO FUCKS

sorry i just have so many screenshorts during this aprt cause i was going fucking crazy but

literally terrifying! sweetheart bathes in that shit!! christ!

is blood good for ur skin? i imagine, so long as like...gore isnt in it and it’s solely blood it cant be BAD necessarily......but good ? regardless very fucked up. besides the fact that well, uh, BLOOD, blood is also sticky as hell. ur telling me sweetheart willinglhy bathed in that shit? disgusting. at least thin it out

anyway I HAD SO MUCH FUN DOING THE PUZZLES AT SWEETHEART’S CASTLE....FROM THE DUNGEONS TO THE KITCHENS TO THE BALLROOM TO THE LIBRARY TO THE GARDENS JUST EVERYTHING!!!! IT WAS SO FUN I ENJOYED FIGURING IT OUT SO MUCH IT WAS LITERALLY DELIGHTFUL...I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH THE GAMEPLAY IS SO FUCKING EPIC I LITERALLY HAVE SO MUJCH FUN.......OH MY GOD I JUST. INCREIDBLE!!!! FUCK

also the lil sir maximus bit.........i honestly felt really awful over having to kill them ): i think i even tried running once but it wouldnt let me...it hurt man ): they were just a family....

um but anyway,

i think it was rlly sweet how aubrey protested to the wedding cause she was worried abt sweetheart,,,like i cant rlly explain it idk how to put it into words,,like sweetheart is clearly not mentally well and having an episode, and aubrey being the only one to say “hey what ur doing is self-destructive and isolating” just mmmh. she cares a lot,,,and *i* care aubrey

also sweetheart’s battle theme fucking SLAPPED...SO GODDAMN HARD IM STILL QUAKING OVER IT....FUCKING BANGER YO!!!!!! INCREDIBLE

ah but alas

BASIL........I NOTICED THAT IT WAS HIS GHOST/SHADOW DURING THE EXIT FROM OTHERWORLD AS WELL BUT JUST FUCK

im so worried about basil ):

and it being so obvious that none of the others can see...........them asking omori if he’s okay.....oh my god. i go nuts

and then...the forgotten library part

i literally cried, again, oh my fucking god

these kids loved each other so much they ADORED the time they spent with each other and im QUAKING to know WHAT HAPPENED TO MARI......HOW DID THE FALLOUT GO. I NEED TO KNOW I NEED TO KNOW I NEED TO KNOW

i know there are multiple endings to this game and on god i am not QUITTING until i get the happiest ending there is for these kids im literally a goddamn fuckign mess oh my god

MARI SHWOING UP IN THE LIBRARY AT ONE POINT AND LEADING OMORI...........IM LTIERALLY GOIGN INSANE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HE LOVED HIS SISTER SO MUCH HE’S SO CLEARLY LOST WITHOUT HER I CANT FUCKING DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. I NEED TO KNOW I NEED TO KNOW I NEED TO KNOW

GOD

okay sorry i just. ive said ti before but the grief in this game is so real and palpable and it aches, it aches so bad. also the white egret orchids in the library...i see u

but regardless.... session two real world electric boogaloo

LOVE that kel is like “so i need to run errands but u wanna come with me right? of course u do!” like fuck i rlly do. kel is just so delightful i would literally do anything to spend time with him

ALSO i noticed u can just refuse to open the door both times kel’s knocked now and it makes me wonder....if u could choose to ignore kel ? and then venture out urself or just ? i wonder what would even happen if u chose to not open the door. im CERTAINLY not doing it myself at the very least not this playthrough but i am curious...i bet that’s how u get a bad ending, by not talking w kel

but anyway....

aubrey and her gang not saying anything in the pizza parlor........i jus think abt that is all

ALSO!! pet rocks!!!!!!!!! LOVE this lil thing it’s so cute. jus rock paper scissors it babey

speaking of lil bits, love all the mini quests in the real world...it’s just rlly fun and builds up this cute lil town........it also makes me think that whatever happened to mari cant have been anything except an accident, bc no one comments on what a tragedy it was to omori. like if it was murder, there’s no way such a horrific situation wouldnt engulf the town for a bit and sweep over it for weeks at least, but that just doesnt seem to have happened. this is def me reading too into it tho;; point is neighbors nice (: also i got the seashell necklace and i go apeshit

ALSO......THE FUCKING...........CHURCH. I VISITED WITH KEL ON A COMPLETE WHIM CAUSE I WAS CURIOUS IF THE PASTOR WOULD TALK MORE ABT AUBREY BUT NO. INSTEAD HE TALKS ABT THE WEIRD VIBE FORM THE GRAVEYARD HE’S GETTING!!! AND THE DUDE WHO CHILLS IN THE GRAVEYARD SAYS SHIT ABT THE SPIRITS GETTING READY FOR SOMEONE TO JOIN THEM!!!! BITCH WAHT THE FUCK

THERE’S NOF UCKING WAY THIS ISNT ABOUT BASIL. THERE IS NO!!! WAY!!!! I SWEAR ON GOD IF BASIL DIES I WILL LOSE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ESP CAUSE THERE IS LITERALLY NO OTHER WAY HE COULD DIE EXCEPT SUICIDE THAT’S WHAT IT HAS BEEN IMPLYING OVER AND OVER I GO NUTS I GO APESHIT NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK

OKAY SORRY I JUST. HHHHHHHHHHH

baby has acquired baby

kel’s family is rlly cute,,,,v heartwarming. i trust them

i do worry abt like...the stark difference between recognizing kel’s accomplishments and hero’s...i just idk. i just keep thinking abt that bit in kel’s story abt hero’s depression when his parents focused on hero and ignored him, and i just. kel’s family is good People but i worry if kel has a good support system...i jus........): i am watching

ahh THE BASIL MISSING PART MADE MY HEART LITERALLY FUCKING DROP..I WAS SO FUCKING PANICKED I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD THIS IS IT BASIL IS DEAD

THANKFULLY HE WASNT BUT HOLY GOD HOW THAT WHOLE SITUATION PANNED OUT MADE ME GO NUTS!!!!!!! BASIL...AUBREY...HER GANG.......FUCK OH M YOGD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

THANK G O D I SNOOPED AROUND KEL’S HOUSE BEFORE LEAVING I WOULD HAVE H A T E D TO FIGHT THEM ALL AT ONCE IM GLAD I WAS ABLE TO JUST PEPPER SPRAY THEM JESUS CHRIST

oh my god kim like asking for aubrey all concerned before deciding to trust her and leaving.....kim i diagnose u with lesbain

the whole fucking. basil almost drowning scene. i seriously feel like ive changed like as a person over it. i am thinking . i am thinking. i am only evee thinking about mari and how omori just loved her so much and how the thought of her gave him strength. th pic of her ghost holding omori’s hand in the water made me cry

MMMM BUT. HERO!!!

I DIE I DIE I DIE HE’S SO PRETTY FUCK ALSO HIM PICKING UP BASIL WOOOOOOOO THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT YEAHHHHHHHH

god i feel so bad about leaving aubrey tho. shes so clearly not okay and she so clearly did not mean to push basil in and oh my GOD I JUST...PLEASE....PLEASE CAN WE JUST TLAK TO HER I NEED TO TLAK TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO FUCK

the ghosts of omori and aubrey on the swings made me cry out like i had been physically assaulted

AHH BUT THEN TAKING BASIL HOME AND WHILE HE’S IN HIS BED HE JUST SAYS “oh sunny...there’s not way out of this...is there?” I LITERALLY GO BUCKWILD APESHIT INSANE STUPDI!!!!!! BASIL YOURE PUTTING UP A LOT OF ALARMING FLAGS HERE!!! PLEASE DO NOT FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK. CHRIST. HELL. SHIT. THIS GAME IS DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY

GOD

oh my god but the day ending with hero and kel sleeping over at omori’s house...im kdnd im jkdim im not uhm okay THEY BUILT A BLANKET FORT PLEASE..I LOVE THEM

goddd hero going into the piano room....playing sum........and then asking omori abt the song he and mari used to play on violin...and then THE TITLE SCREEN MUSIC STARTS PLAYING....HI. HI HELLO HI YOU CANT FUCKIGN DO THAT HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUFBJFGJNGN;EJNE; IM GOIGN NUTS

also the name omori comes from the piano.............interesting...i wonder why sunny likes being called omori in the dreamscape...

god but omori not having a srs hallucination cause he’s w his friends and he feels safe...im gonna sob

However. i did glance into the bathroom mirror. AND INSTEAD OF THE EYE MF IT’S A DISTORTED AS HELL GHOST MARI???IM SO FUCKIGN SCARED. IM SO SCARED. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK? CREEPY AS HELL!!!

ohh my god this GAME

so finally i ended up in whitespace again. do NOT like that omori is completely alone in the world!!! what the FUCK!!!!!!!! I AM SO SCARED AT ALL TIMES. im literally about to go play sum more tho after dinner so i will see what happens. god i jsut......this game is so fucking good it has me by the balls dude. SO glad i decided to play it bruh

anyway thanks for reading all of this if u did, it’s an absolute monster ik and ur a real one

#cass cries #omori #omori spoilers #more like cass goes CRAZY this is so long #also id dint proof read this sorry </3

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iillusiionary · 5 years

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&. Because I have now seen the same damn movie 4 times, I have fucking decided to build on what should be built on. AKA Mysterio’s backstory and Beck’s backstory, AKA I’m gonna do some world-building/character-building on Mysterio’s and dig in somewhat to Beck’s real mindset/history. All of this is under the cut and will eventually be dragged over to the about page because all of this will become very very influential to how I play Beck. I present to you, under the cut, The Big Post, 5172 words and hours of my time, The Lie and The Truth. Y’all can come and talk to me abt this later if you have any questions but I wrote it this way and I AIN’T CHANGING SHIT.

MYSTERIO’S BACKSTORY, AKA THE LIE:

Quentin Beck is a 35-year-old soldier on Earth-833. He is from Canada, East Canada. When the Earth was still forming its continents, it was shaken with an array of earthquakes that left it looking somewhat different from our Earth. Many continents are the same in relative shape but with large chunks taken out of them or splits down the middle. North America finds itself with a large split from the upper point of Canada straight down to the halfway point of the USA. It’s like someone was trying to pry apart the continent into two halves and gave up. If you want to give more specifics about where he’s from, he’s from Toronto, Ontario, but spent a two-year stint in Halifax in his early childhood before moving to The Globe (still in Canada). On 833, there is a global phenomenon where some people are born with powers. Magic. Sorcery. It can be a bit of a random process, kinda like how in Harry Potter there are human-born wizards and wizard-born ‘humans’, although science shows that chances are greater of your child being born with magic if you also have magic. There are different forms of magic, different types, sometimes a family/clan will specialize in a specific group of magic because of their genes. Many of the magic powers can be summed up into different groups (and, of course, there are subtypes to them). Elements (power over 1-2 elements (anything, smoke to fire to ice), typically), telekinetics (moving things, people), energies (common knowledge on this is just lasers and some potential domain over robotics/electronics), shifters (shapeshifters), boosters (those who can enhance their strength/speed/jump ability/etc through magic), porters (teleporters), sounders (those with some control over sound), and a few other domains but these are the most common. Quentin was one of the unlucky few born with a powerful set of powers that was very useful to what could be described as 833’s version of The Avengers, but was something that wasn’t very Avengers like at all. Training took place at The Globe, a large spherical building in the middle of the ocean between West and East Canada. The worlds greatest in their respective domains of magic were assembled, trained and placed into battalions, platoons or squadrons to fight off any threats, regardless of whether they wanted to or not. Most units were composed of magic users of a single domain (fire element users with fire element users, telekinetics with telekinetics, etc), some were of mixed domain users who worked well together during initial training (creating mini-Avengers-eqsue groups). Quentin’s magical powers fell under a domain with no name, or at least, one that no one cared to know except for the science division. They always had their names, but they in the domain called it Experimental magic. It was a grab bag. Most magic users could only use one domain, some under the Experimental banner had telekinesis and energy, or any other duo. But that was rare. Others could have a trio, but that was very rare. A quadruple was rarer still, only one was known. Anything larger than four was unheard of. A writer would look at them and think, huh, that’s a Mary-Sue/generally overpowered hero right there! And yet, there was Quentin. Quentin didn’t show any sort of powers in his infancy, the time when most people show their powers. He lived up to the age of ten without showing the slightest sign of powers. Nights, when he was young, were spent sneaking out to the roof of his house with his sister, Elenore, and her using her fire magic to create something of a little fireworks display. His mother, Anne-Marie, would use her fire powers to cook instead of using the stove. His father, Gregory, would use his telekinesis to move around Quentin’s toys when telling him a bedtime story. Video games were played and he played outside with the neighbourhood kids. Quentin ‘made up’ for his lack of powers with his intelligence, learning anything and everything that he could. Looking up to the battalions of The Globe and wanting to be a part of them, if not in with their soldiers, with their science division. Years seemed to pass by, Quentin spent all his time trying to be one of those genius kids on TV who knew everything and was in university by the time they were ten. This didn’t happen for Quentin, although he did skip quite a few grades, never making any permanent friends from school, only the neighbouring kids. His parents were scared for him, but he didn’t mind. All was good! And then there was a car accident. Nothing bad came of it, don’t worry. Unless you consider the government taking away a seven-year-old from their family to The Globe to be trained because they not only saved everyone in both vehicles with some strange form of telekinesis, but put out the fires as well. And, not only did he save all those people, but he nearly ripped himself in half in the process since he had no experience using his powers. Quentin was found to be one of the Experimentals, he was a grab bag of grab bags. Smoke magic, telekinesis-of-the-self (since flight was split up between the air elements and telekinetics), had the lasers and power containment of energy, health enhancement of a booster, and, unbeknownst to him or anyone else, a very rare form of porter magic. He had five magical domains under his belt. Unheard of. Unspeakable. Insane. Overpowered. The Globe needed to train him, make him the strongest magic user on their Earth or any other Earth, make sure that his powers were in good hands. Not in the hands of the enemy or any nefarious rogue magic users bent on world destruction. Time passed. He learned that getting numb quick was better than being emotional about it. He didn’t talk to his family as much, didn’t have the time to. He went through his training and found difficulty in mastering his magic. There was too much and too little time, there wasn’t enough time to master it all. And, in order to graduate and move into a battalion or, in his case, the platoon of 30 Experimentals working under The Globe, Quentin needed to train harder than any other recruit before to ‘master’ his powers. It took him ten years. Longer than any other recruit, but, then again, most recruits only had one power to master and were older, more mentally equipped with the burden of having to work for The Globe. Yet, two years per power, funny how that worked out, huh? But, he still didn’t know about the ability to port, so it was more like 2.5 years per power. They ended up having to build him a special containment suit to keep him from ripping himself apart with the strength of his magic. He was placed into his platoon and tried his hardest to make friends, but he wasn’t the best at it. Not only because he only had a few friends before, but because all the team were way past their 20s, he was only 17. He felt isolated, but it wasn’t like he could leave. Once you work for The Globe, you don’t leave. It’s the unspoken law, it’s how it worked. He was sent on the most dangerous of missions with the rest of the team. They were the last resort. Always the last resort. They all had their own styles of fighting since none of them had the exact same grab bag mix. They were less cohesive, but they could do a lot of damage. And sometimes damage was better for defeating a threat than not. He was stressed out, he was scared beyond belief. He was just a lonely kid being made to save the world from the strongest of threats by some governing world safety force. He just wanted to go back home to his parents and never use his powers again, go back to learning everything under the sun. And then came Dottie. You never knew who was being trained in The Globe, but Quentin found out she started being trained three years after him. She was the ‘other’ only four domain experimental, a wind magic user, a sounder, a speed booster and a shifter. She was a year younger than him and her powers came in later. She arrived in their team when he was 20 and she was 19. They immediately attached to each other, it wasn’t like anyone else was jumping at the chance to be their friends. They became close friends. They backed each other up, they gave each other the courage to move on. And, like a cheesy rom-com plot, they fell in love. They got married when he was 22. They knew what they were in for, they knew that at any moment, they could lose each other. So they found a way to fight together, as a duo, that complimented their fighting styles. When the leader of their group retired due to age and injury, Dottie put Quentin forward for the next position to their supervisor, claiming that he would be a good leader to the team. His powers alone sat him ahead of the rest of the candidates, and so he soon became the team lead. From there, he began making friendships with the other members. Were they just sucking up to the boss? Maybe. Was he going to ruin it by calling them out on it? No, no he wasn’t. A son came the next year, and that really set all of it in perspective for Quentin. If he couldn’t protect his world, if he failed at any step, he’d be leaving the world open to destroy the one thing he loved most: his family. He stepped up his game, he became the leader that the team needed, that the world needed. He was going to protect his world, his work, his team, his friends, his family, his Dottie, and his son, Peter. Time seemed to fly by for a few years. Quentin was extraordinarily glad that Peter only seemed to exhibit wind powers, and only small ones. That was good, that meant that he would probably never get drafted into The Globe, that he’d never have to deal with the same pressures to save the world that he did. He went to every one of his son’s parent teachers, all of his gymnastic competitions, was proud when he came home with straight As, was there for him when he was sad. Quentin was a good father, and Dottie was a great mother. They were a perfect family, nothing could break them apart. Not even the new monsters, the Elementals, that were showing up across the world. The science division, those smart bastards, figuring out not only that there were parallel universes, but that some of them shared enough quantum symmetry that those from their Earth, Earth-833, could inhabit other Earths, but that the monsters and gods from their mythologies… some of them were real. They were born in stable orbits within black holes, creatures formed from the primary elements: air, fire, water, earth. The science division had a name for them, but the Experimentals team just called them the Elementals. They started materializing on 833 and the battalions mobilized and fought them. But, with each battle they grew, got stronger. All they did was delay the inevitable. Quentin was 35. The world was ending. He was part of the last battalion, a mixed bag of magic users, some from previously fallen battalions, squadrons and platoons, all mobilized to and went to Prague to fight against the last of the Elementals, the strongest of the Elementals. Fire. Quentin took on the lead, he created the strategy that he thought would destroy the fire Elemental once and for all. But, when people start to go down, people get hasty. They stop following orders. He’s in the backline only because he’s so used to being the last resort option with his wife that he can’t help being in the back. The Beck family stands and watches and fights against the fire Elemental, shocked and horrified as they watch the Earth be swallowed up and dissolve around them. The monster started drawing power from the Earth’s core, they’d lost. The family of three began flying away. But they weren’t fast enough. Peter and Dottie died, the son in his mother’s arms, swallowed by lava, and Quentin watched as it happened. He couldn’t move. He was in shock. The one thing he had that he actually cared for, the one thing he had that he loved, it was gone. How could he handle that? How could he have let this happen? He was a failure. He was the last surviving member of the last battalion and, when the fire Elemental swung its arm to kill him, Quentin didn’t move. He just tensed up, closed his eyes, anticipated the hit, hoped he and his family were good enough to get them all to Heaven or something along those lines. It didn’t come. He opened his eyes to a back alleyway in Prague. No fire. No death. No destruction. He didn’t know what was going on, and then he looked back, back behind him. A rift, a dimensional rift. He created one and he slipped through it, his fifth power, the one he didn’t know about, dimensional teleportation. In the rift he could see his Earth, his home, falling to pieces, crumbling and burning. He failed. But, he was on another Earth, he could start anew. How could he? He was a failure, he was a fish out of water, he didn’t know this Earth’s customs or traditions or anything, if magic was a thing in their world or not. He was panicking, he didn’t know what was going on, but he knew he couldn’t go back. And so, he closed the rift. Too bad for Quentin Beck, the fallen hero from another world. The man without a family, the man who was getting very good at hiding the bags under his eyes for lack of sleep, the man who’s Earth was gone and he blamed it entirely on himself. But, he couldn’t act like that. No, no he couldn’t act like that! There was no time. The sensors on his suit alerted him to another Elemental activity hotspot, and it was in an area that was struck before. The cyclone, the wind Elemental, it was here. It must have followed him through the rift. If the cyclone could come through, there was no doubt that the others could as well. He needed to stop them. He was the last member of the last battalion of a fallen Earth-833. He was on Earth-616, he needed to protect them. They didn’t know what they were up against, they didn’t want any part of this. He didn’t either, no one did. But, if he didn’t step up, who would? If he didn’t step up, Earth-883’s sacrifice was all for nothing. His family wasn’t nothing, his friends weren’t nothing. Eight billion lives were not ‘for nothing’, and although they were gone, he would fight for them, and everyone else on this new Earth. To avenge and to save was his new goal.

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BECK’S BACKSTORY, AKA THE TRUTH:

William Beck is a 35-year-old tech genius from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. He spent a two-year stint in Halifax in his early childhood because his father’s job required a move, but moved back to Toronto before finishing high school. He was the youngest of two siblings, his older sister Elena is three years older than he is. His mother used to play CDs of musicals in the car on drives anywhere, especially road trips. Elena never favoured musical theatre too much, usually groaned when their mother, Marianne, tried to ask them which one they’d like to listen to next. George, their father, didn’t care too much as to what his wife played in the car. He didn’t care too much of anything. Marianne didn’t like that. William, however, found entertainment in the musicals and found himself listening to them in his spare time. The drama, the theatrics, the beauty of it all, he wanted to be a part of that. Musical theatre was not the career he wished to pursue, however, he enjoyed it as a hobby. Theatre in general became his background, acting something he took lessons in, drama clubs came and went as he went through school. Yet, instead of this being what he followed up on, he found himself fascinated with technology and machinery ever since his parents bought them a family computer. He got very invested in going out to junkyards, snatching up whatever usable pieces of tech he could scrounge up and then putting them together into little robots. Nothing fancy, nothing too over the top, but he made impressive technology with car parts and old computer bits. Childhood went by with minimal known disastrous events. He made friends with the neighbouring kids, he made friends with the kids at school. But, William most often found himself either building, acting or learning. He taught himself complex concepts, quantum physics, complex math equations, read high-level literature. Outside of what he was known to do, William had some habits that could have ended disastrously if found out by his parents or teachers. He was a bully, a rude child to the other kids, but because of this, he was popular. Think Heather Chandler with a JD streak, violent, but the kid you need to know to get anywhere. He didn’t care if he hurt someone, he just didn’t care. If he was the most popular or most well-known kid in the class, he was alright with what was going on. He was always bouncing in and out of class- not because he didn’t want to learn, but because he already knew what they were teaching. And then he started skipping grades, and he lost most of his ‘friends’ because they didn’t care to care for him after he was gone. Childhood-onset conduct disorder, but he was good at hiding it. He was good at making it seem to adults like he was some golden child. But, he lied. He ended up graduating high school far earlier than he should have and going off to university. His parents kept fighting over whether it was the right decision or not, shipping him off like that with no second thought just because he was smart and he wanted to learn. Because he wanted to be the next Tony Stark. The fights started spreading out and becoming more and more about the things they always had problems with but never wanted to talk about. They divorced when he was fifteen. William didn’t care. He had a feeling it was coming. Pushing people out of his way that made any sort of negative impact on his life or mood, William found himself trucking through university, getting his graduating with his bachelors at the age of 18. With his high marks, and want to get paid a hell of a lot, he decided to skip getting a masters and went for his PhD in electrical and computer engineering. In the meantime, he became an expert liar. If he was good as a child with keeping things under wrap through lying, William was great as an adult by manipulating things to line up for his benefit. If it was for his gain, he didn’t hold back. He would manipulate and deceive through a facade of wit and superficial charm, and if that didn’t work. He’d lash out. Most people listened the first time. He became more arrogant, he was so young and so smart! Hell, dare he’d say it, he was smarter than Tony Stark. Dare, why dare? He WAS smarter than Tony Stark! He was just… humble. Yes, that was it! He didn’t want to be a showoff, like Tony Stark. If someone disagreed? That frustrated him, because he was smarter, goddamnit! His temper, definitely his mother’s temper since she was always the more emotive of her parents, got the best of him and he’d go berserk. The attachment he had to his girlfriend, Dorothy, was fragile at best and it wasn’t like he had any real feelings for her anyway. They broke up before he got his doctorate. He never recognized his symptoms, and it wasn’t like anyone who knew what he was like was going to point out that he was being an ass because of that right hook of his. What someone in the psychology field may have diagnosed as Antisocial Personality Disorder went unchecked and untreated. William finished his stint at university at the age of 20, getting his PhD in half the time. He moved to New York City, got hired on at Stark Industries as an engineer. He may be starting at the lowest point, but Tony Stark was his boss. Iron Man, the smartest man alive (besides himself). He found a love in hologram technology and became quite good at engineering technology to his liking. He proposed an idea to create what could essentially be labelled as ‘illusion technology’. Projecting layers of holograms onto a surface in order to make it appear as if something else is really there. He was approved to start developing the technology and was promoted to ‘illusion specialist’, a big jump from his lowly spot as an engineer. Work took up a lot of his time, but he tried his damn hardest to get out there and do what he needed to relax or face the consequences of being bored as hell. He did some plays and musicals at a small local theatre to satisfy his need to act, a part of him knew that he could totally, certainly, most definitely make it onto broadway if he wanted to… but he was too humble for that. He bought himself a very expensive motorbike, since he’d always wanted to learn how to ride. He had a few dates, but nothing that ever lasted, nothing that he ever wanted to last. He spent five years of his life working on the illusion tech and then, when it was finally revealed, not only did Tony say that he spent 611 million dollars on a SELF THERAPY PROJECT, but he named it… BARF. He named William’s life work, BARF. It hurt him, it made him feel worthless, less than worthless, and he was NOT worthless. No, he was smarter than Tony Stark. He could do whatever he wanted to do with HIS illusion tech. Hell, he had the whole programming on his own home computer (with some much better modifications that he’d never give to work) because he didn’t fully trust the company, not with Stark at the helm. When William confronts Stark about this, he gets shot down. He then starts going on a rant about how the technology can be used for much, much more than a self-therapy project, it can be used in battle, it can be used in war, it can be used for decorating buildings, putting the CGI in the movies so that actors can see what’s around them instead of the green/blue screens, it has so many more applications than what Tony intends to use it for! And then, Tony fires him. Then and there. On the spot. Calls him unstable. He knows that nothing will change his mind, so Will turns on his heel and leaves Stark Industries behind. He gets to talking with William Ginter Riva, who created the Stark Industries Combat Drones and quit working with Stark after the whole event with Stane and the arc reactor. They both had grudges against the company and Stark, but they knew that they could do nothing against him since he was the richest man alive and they were just ex-employees. They became friends, if only through their mutual dislike of Stark. Beck was in need of a new job, became a software development engineer at a NYC-based non-Stark company to fill his time and bring in the money he needed for his apartment. Years passed, he had his promotions, his friends, his ups and downs. He kept on trucking, and that hatred he had for Stark that was kept on low heat started boiling when the Blip happened. People started disintegrating all around him, it was like the world was ending! Did he care, though? Well… was he alive? Yes. Okay, cool. He didn’t care then. His boss was blipped though, he ended up getting promoted to his position, which was nice. He cared about that. Still, the hatred he had kicked up when he realized that Tony Stark, the ‘saviour of our generation’ couldn’t stop this from happening. Wow! What a SHOCKER. It wasn’t like Tony wasn’t just a liar in a very expensive suit flying around boozing it up, being an ass to his workers. Five years passed. Everyone comes back (he still kept his job though, which was nice), and Will finds out, to his delight, that Tony Stark is dead. But, to his dismay, THE Tony Stark sacrificed himself to save the world and everyone who blipped away. And he was pissed! Oh haha, great, TONY GETS TO BE THE HERO YET AGAIN. Oh, shut up, who cares, old news. He starts realizing that there is now a void where Tony was, where Cap was, where Black Widow and Vision were. Their absence, the disbandment of the Avengers, has left the world without heroes. People were scared. People were horrified. What would the world do? He starts talking with other disgraced ex-Stark employees, and they realize that they all kind of want revenge against their boss’s ‘excellent, selfless legacy’ when they all know that he wouldn’t be there without him. They pool their funds, their experience, their talents, their tech together. They figure out what they have to do. Become the next hero. Although, it’s not like all of them can be a hero. That’s way too many non-super-but-incredibly-smart people trying to be heroes. They’ll dilute the need for them. They need one, and that one is William. He volunteers to be the hero because he has the most acting experience, he can fall into a role that needs to be played, and he can lie through his teeth. They start working. They mash together both William’s technology, the illusion tech and the weaponized drones. Beck and Guterman develop the backstory so that Beck can have a more intricate knowledge of the character, Quentin Beck, that he was playing when asked about some really in-deep questions once he got famous. They made the costume. They had the electromagnetic pulses. William was now Quentin. They found out that Tony Stark was leaving the EDITH glasses, the key to the world defence system, to a teenager. Despicable. Yet, nonetheless. They had it all set up. They just needed to perform their little show. They create the cyclone, the wind Elemental in Morocco. He shows up on the scene, no coverage, but he knows that Fury knows that he was there. The earth Elemental, the sandman, shows up in Mexico. Fury and Hill are there, good. Once he ‘defeats’ the sandman, he teams up with Fury and Hill, tells them of his story and he is so damn glad they believe him and his bullshit on magic and parallel Earths or else he’d be dead. And nobody wants to die, right? Right? And then they go to Venice, Italy. Quentin is out with the team and they need some extra money so he goes and gets money at an ATM and sees the very teenager that Tony was going to leave EDITH to. Spider-Man. He quickly adds a son to his fake family so that if Peter gets intrusive, as teens tend to do, he can pull that can of worms out and distract him with it. The hydro man, the water Elemental shows up and Spider-Man is there to help fight. He has to manually manipulate his illusions and stray from the choreo for a few seconds to make them more believable. Once the Elemental is gone, they meet again later that night thanks to Fury. A team-up is in the works. Good, a better chance to get the glasses, especially since Fury is incredibly agitated towards the kid. Prague happens, he has to console the kid. Sad, but that's life. They fight the fire Elemental and they ‘win’, Fury loses his mind, Peter cries, Quentin consoles him and actually gets the EDITH glasses. A win! Yes! NO. Peter finds out about the illusion tech and the lies. Quentin then sets out to kill the kid so that any and all loose ends are gone. His temper creeps out, he gets mad at his crew, he is on edge, he is losing his mind. He directs the blame for him having to go and kill Peter at William Riva, but only says William when referring to him, and a voice in the back of his head knows that he doesn’t mean William Riva, he will blame Peter’s death on William Beck, himself. And then he switches back on a dime, sounding cool and confident when he tortures Peter with a (‘beautifully executed’) illusion sequence that ends with him getting hit full-on by a high-speed train. The kid is gone. Quentin has to kill his friends. He sets up the London event and fails. He fails, but not fully. He has to die to fulfil this character, but does he actually? No. What, you don’t think he had a bulletproof vest under that mo-cap suit? You think he’s an idiot? No, he’s a ‘genius;. No, he’s intelligent. No, he’s losing his mind and he’s paranoid and he can’t die because a hero can’t die. A hero will always rise from the ashes and rise from the dead. So, if he has to play dead for a little while and let the kid think that he’s won… well, what an arc that would be. When everything is over and it’s safe for him to get up, he leaves the tower and meets up with the rest of his group for a debrief. Some of them think that they’ve failed, but, as he’d said before, he has contingencies. The main one being in the form of making Peter Parker, 16-year-old Spider-Man, heir to the Stark throne, look like a murderer and a terrorist. They sent out edited footage to any news station they could, with the Daily Bugle, God bless JJJ’s heart, releasing it first. The world now knows their truth, that Peter is the worst person on Earth, and Earth believes him. Now, the Mysterio crew sits in waiting, upping the ante from the previous attacks, getting ready for Quentin Beck, Mysterio in all his glory, to return from the dead and defeat that monstrous Spider-Man once and for all.

#I AM NOT GONNA REFORMAT THIS SHIT IN ANY FUCKIN WAY #HHH #THIS TOOK LIKE #25 HOURS #HDHG #anyway #this is my magnum opus #hfghdg no one ever talk to me again im DEAD IVE DIED #HHHHSDFHGH #fucking test me on it i dare u #The man behind the mask. (headcanons)#The Truth and The Lie. (THE BIG POST)#ffh spoilers //

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REASONS I HATE SEVERUS SNAPE AND ALBUS DUMBLEDORE- A Rant

@nooowestayandgetcaught made me post this

Disclaimer 1: this is very long so only read it if you've got some time

Disclaimer 2: if you think the friendzone is a thing stop reading now because you won't like what's in this and I don't want your comments because they'll just piss me off.

-Severus "Friendzone" Snape

We begin at the youngest we know Severus Snape, he's around nine.

He meets Lily Evans and immediately insults Petunia, her sister, while trying to befriend Lily.

Snape then goes on to tell Lily all about the wizarding world and when she asks if her being muggleborn will effect how people see and treat her, he lies to her face by saying "no". (I hate the entire chapter The Prince's Tale it's awful what is it chapter 33? Avoid at all costs)

He drops a large tree branch on Petunia's head when she insults his shirt (petunia is another post) and then again lies to Lilly's face about it.

When Lily is clearly distressed about Petunia saying she hates her Snapes first reaction is "so what she's only a-" and cuts himself off before Lily hears what he thinks of her sister.

Snape doesn't take Lily's concerns about the people he hangs out with seriously even though they both know the people he hangs out with despise muggleborns like Lily. "I thought we were friends, best friends?" You manipulative piece of shit.

He tries to change the subject from the dark magic they did on Mary Macdonald to James Potter and the Marauders bc he just doesn't like them (they did bully him at this point but he gave as good as he got and didn't go to anyone about it but that didn't have a place in this conversation)

Says he "won't let her" think of James Potter in a positive light for SAVING HIS LIFE and only backtracks when Lily gets angry.

Stops listening to Lily once she says James is an arrogant toerag and doesn't hear her say that his friends are EVIL.

Do I need to describe this one? "I don't need help from a filthy little mudblood!"

Tries to apologize and all he can think of to say is "sorry" and "it just slipped out" and "I didn't mean it" Lily tears him a new one and I love her.

-Now we're on adult Snape woo if none of that convinced you bc he's still a child get a load of this.

Joins The Death Eaters knowing that they attack and Kill muggleborns like he Supposed Love of His Life Lily

Continues to pine for Lily even though she's MARRIED with a CHILD (OH NO SHE FRIENDZONED ME SHE MADE ME THINK I HAD A CHANCE no asshat the friendzone doesn't exist just bc a woman is nice to you doesn't mean she has to date you newsflash some people are just genuinely KIND and that's how they treat everybody it doesn't mean the girl owes you sex or a relationship a girl owes you NOTHING for being nice to you that is her choice that she's nice to you and she is allowed to change her opinion at anytime and she does not OWE YOU ANYTHING FOR HER KINDNESS if anything you owe her to be kind back and not demand sex and a Relationship from her just bc she is kind to you)

Overhears a prophecy that could be about Lily and her family (bc he only hears the born as the seventh month dies he will have power the dark lord knows not) he has to know Lily is pregnant and he can count and figure out when she's going to have the baby and tells Voldemort anyways.

Begs Dumbledore to spare Lily's life to protect her and says nothing about her husband and son.

ONLY SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT JAMES AND HARRY after Dumbledore calls him out for it and even then its grudgingly bc he knows Dumbledore won't listen unless he includes them as well.

Once James and Lily are dead (my loves I miss them) he goes to their house, steps of James' body, ignores their bleeding and crying son, and hugs and cries over Lily'a lifeless body even though she said she never wanted to see him again and didn't care about her own life as long as her son is safe and he's sitting there ignoring her son to care about her life because he doesn't give two shits about what she actually thinks only that he lost the potential to steal her away from her family.

Doesn't do anything for the infant who is bleeding and sobbing

DOESNT DO ANYTHING FOR THE INFANT WHO IS BLEEDING AND SOBBING

Goes to Dumbledore upset bc he "let Lily die" (I'll get back to that) and only after persuasion agrees to "protect" Harry

Snape gets a job as Potions Master and is a GIANT DICK to a bunch of CHILDREN who are there bc they have to be and they want to learn.

Harry comes to Hogwarts (side note: if Snape really wanted to protect Harry bc it's what Lily would have wanted wouldn't he have at least sneakily checked up on Harry while he lived with the Dursleys? No one knew where that was it's not like other death eaters would see him.....) and Snape calls him out with questions that you don't actually learn about until sixth year at Hogwarts and verbally abuses him.

I'm not going to write ever instance of Snape being a dick to students bc JK Rowling already published that and I don't feel like writing out the complete Harry Potter series.

Snape is Neville Longbottom's WORST FEAR in the ENTIRE WORLD and Neville was dropped out of a WINDOW as a child what does that say abt Snape it says he's a dick

"Potters been crossing lines ever since he got to this school he should be expelled" I mean just bc you were completely incompetent and couldn't get rid of Quirrell doesn't mean you can shout at a 12 yr old that he should be expelled for finding a way to get to school when he couldn't get to the train. (Wait the crossing lines bit is in goblet of fire isn't it he says something along those lines during COS tho whatever)

Calls Hermione, a 14 year old girl, an insufferable know-it-all bc she knows the answer to his question when NO ONE ELSE DID Like how much more of a jackass can you be

AFTER DRACO CURSED HERMIONES TEETH SNAPE LOOKS AT HER WITH HER FRONT TEETH DOWN TO HER COLLAR AND SAYS "I see no difference" I swear to god I would've decked him right then and there consequences be damned.

Just. Gives Umbridge Veriteserum to use on CHILDREN WHICH IS ILLEGAL (not doing anything abt umbridge using the blood quills is mostly dumbledores fault but it can also be put on the whole rest of the staff who should've noticed)

Not saying anything to Harry when he says Voldy has Sirius in the DOM and checking himself and then still not telling Harry so they go to the DOM and Sirius dies Snape is Responsible for Sirius' death (also Dumbledore but later)

Just like. The entire sixth book.

Book Seven he's headmaster of hogwarts and just fucking. Lets children be tortured. What a Good Guy am I right. I don't give a SHIT abt his cover as a "spy" he could've done something abt the kids under his care being tortured without giving himself away.

Asks Harry to look at him when he dies so he can look into Harry's green eyes and pretend they're Lily's bc he is obsessed with her.

Honestly I'm disgusted by this man. He was obsessed with who he thought Lily was and didn't care what she actually thought or felt. That isn't love. You can't tell me that Severus Snape was in love with Lily Potter because it simply isn't true.

He was obsessed with the image of her that he had painted in his mind. He didn't love Lily Potter, he loved the IDEA of a girl sort of like Lily who he could control and who wouldn't care that he hates everything she stands for. Snape had this glorified image of Lily in his mind that no matter what he did, who he killed, hurt, or tortured, still loved him despite him being a dirty piece of shitty bigoted garbage.

I hate Severus Snape because he's the actual worst.

-Albus Pathetic Wanker Bullshitty Dumbledore

I would like to preface this part by saying Albus Dumbledore is a glorified piece of shit.

ANYWAYS

I'm going to just start at Harry's life because I'm too lazy to do Dumbledick's entire 150 years of life.

If you want me to do it the rest of it message me and I'll do it later but rn you get the affects of his actions on an innocent child! Wooo!!

So. Dumbledore had to have known Peter Pettigrew was the spy bc he also had his Spy (who will from now on be referred to as Friendzone) in the death eaters INNER CIRCLE so he would've known a majority of the people who are death eaters so he would've known who the spy is in the order and subsequently would tell Dumbledore. So. The only way he wouldn't have is if Dumbledore didn't even ask.

Once the Potters are dead he???

Okay wait. So that whole day before Dumbledore showed up at Privet Drive, McGonagall was watching the Dursleys. Was that November First? Did Dumbledore not drop Harry off until the end of the day November first? It had to have been bc Vernon Dursley saw the wizards talking abt voldies downfall. So??? Where was Harry that entire day???? Why couldn't Dumbledore have brought him??? Why did hagrid have to use Sirius' motorbike that he had gotten??? The night before??? Why couldn't Dumbledore have floo'd somewhere close? Or portkeyed? Why? The next day? This is a hole in information I would like filled.

OKAY ANYWAY So the Potters are dead and Dumbledore decides "hey! You know what's a great idea!! I'm going to bring the one year old child to live with people who I know very well hate magic and who numerous people have told me are unfit to take care of this child but hey! Sounds like a blast! Let's do it!" Like what? What kind of person are you? I thought you learned that the Greater Good nonsense was exactly that. Nonsense.

Keeps this child in aforementioned Abusive Home for TEN YEARS without checking up on him, without so much as a visit to see if he's still alive. Nope. Just ten years later "oh look a letter for me"

Forcing Harry to return to the dursleys year after year STILL NOT CHECKING UP ON HIM HARRY RUNS AWAY IN THIRD YEAR AND DOES DUMBLEDORE CARE? NOPE.

For a child he supposedly cares so much about he certainly does little to ensure he's okay.

HARRYS FIRST YEAR- Dumbledore thought it was a great idea to bring the one thing at the time that can bring Voldemort back to life into hogwarts the year Harry gets there. Yeah. Suspicious? Wait. There's more.

Dumbledore gives Harry the invisibility cloak for Christmas which allowed him to break the rules all the time. (It's literally Harry's property like James would probably have given it to Harry before he left for hogwarts. Why did Dumbledore keep it for so long? Why not put it in the Potter vault where Harry can get it when he comes of ages and has access to it? Why give it to him then?)

Dumbledore puts the mirror of erised in a random classroom that the only other thing in it is some desks so it's not like that room is being used for storage. Where Harry conveniently finds it! While using his invisibility cloak to sneak out after curfew! For trying to protect someone he sure does give him a lot of opportunity to get into dangerous situations.

The trials before the stone! Yeah! These will totally stop a wizard who is possessed by the dark lord! They're so hard three first year students can get through! What do you mean that doesn't mean they're difficult?

I believe with all of my heart when he was asking people to put protections in front of the stone they all gave him REALLY DIFFICULT THINGS like that no one could get through without previous knowledge of how or being the one who created it (meaning they would all have to go down and disable their own trap before retrieving the stone which is the SMART COURSE OF ACTION) and Dumbledore was just like. Naaah. I think yours should be a plant that every first year class learns about. Yours should be some keys that fly around like a bunch of snitches with some brooms (fool proof amiright) yours should be a giant chess set bc NO ONE IN THE WIZARDING WORLD PLAYS CHESS ANYMORE. You can do whatever u want oh a troll? Cool cool. You should do some potions with a riddle telling you what's what that's a good idea yes yes and I'll do a mirror this is FOOL PROOF.

I hate this man.

He lets himself be manipulated into leaving the school so the trio can go try to DIE AGAINST VOLDEMORT yeah great idea

Second year (I'm not doing every year this is getting long ) he KNEW it was Voldemort opening the chamber of secrets the easiest way for him to be doing that is through possession why didn't he search students belongings for the object that could be possessing them or the students for signs nope let's just let myself get kicked out of the school.

Fourth year bc of him NOT WANTING TO CHEAT IN A GAME EVERYONE CHEATS AT Harry almost dies numerous times.

Harry comes out of the maze clutching Cedric's body and Dumbledore tells Harry to stay near him when??? Harry very obviously was just TORTURED? He's beaten and bloody and can barely stand on his own and you expect him to be able to stay where you tell him to when there are a million people around who can take him away? Which happens? Barty Crouch takes him?

And Dumbledore doesn't arrive on the scene UNTIL CROUCH IS DONE MONOLOGUING AND IS ABT TO KILL HARRY LIKE WTF

"I suspected something like this would happen" IF YOU SUSPECTED IT WHY DIDNT YOU DO ANYTHING ABIUT IT UUUGGHHHHH

Makes Harry's only source of familial comfort leave to go find some people when Dumbledore very well could have owled them himself? Sirius didn't have to leave lbr he could've been there a little while longer while Harry recovered.

FIFTH YEAR. WHAT A SHIT SHOW.

Dumbledore doesn't find a dada prof in time so the ministry sends umbitch and she tortures children and Dumbledore??? Never notices??? Umm? That sounds fake but okay. How does he not notice??

DUMBLEDORE TELLS HARRY REPEATEDLY HES NOT READY TO HEAR THE PROPHECY BUT YEAH RIGHT AFTER YOUR ONLY PARENTAL FIGURE DIES THAT IS THE PERFECT TIME TO TELL HIM THAT HES THE REASON VOLDEMORT WENT AFTER AND KILLED HIS PARENTS GOOD JOB DUMBLEDOUCHE

The entirety of the sixth book again.

Dumbledore is grooming Harry to sacrifice himself and making Harry think of him as a grandfather-type figure, when he knows he going to die by the end of the year. You're a great person. I love ripping people's parental figures away from them REPEATEDLY ITS JUST GREAT FUN.

The seventh book is just. All of the shit Dumbledore beat into Harry's head making him not trust anyone "Dumbledore gave me this job and I can't tell anybody about it sorry I can't ask for help Dumbledore said I can't and you know Dumbledore rules over my life even after he's dead bc that's a Good Thing I know I'm doing what Dumbledore wanted I'm gonna go fuckin DIE bc Dumbledore said that it is the ONLY WAY ITS THE ONLY WAY GOTTA DIE"

The thing is. Dumbledore conditioned Harry so that he took his word as gospel and didn't even question it. And he conditioned him to think that he is not as important as everyone else, that his life doesn't matter as much as the lives of everyone else. Like??? Can you fucking not??? Every life is just as important as the next??? There are no NECESSARY SACRIFICES no one needs to be sacrificed. A lot of people died in the battle of hogwarts that didn't need to die who's deaths could've been avoided. People who died throughout the series who didn't need to die. A lot of the deaths in this series can be attributed to Dumbledore's careless attitude towards the lives of others.

He threw children into a war when he should've let them be children. There were plenty of adults who could've done the job Harry Ron and Hermione did. Dumbledore himself could've spent the time he was conditioning Harry to be a sacrificial lamb LOOKING FOR HORCRUXES he knew existed at the latest by the time the end of the second book rolls around. Get With It Dumbledore.

I hate Albus Dumbledore because he's actual garbage.

The End

#albus dumbledouche #severus friendzone snape #harry potter #anit-snape #anti-dumbledore #the life and times of glove23

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A Tag Game

Tagged by @jaywalkingmylifeaway yes im FINALLY getting to this and thank you~!!!

LAST TEXT SENT: “Did you guys get a late start again?” to my dad hehe.

LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS: Black, gray, and blue. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP TODAY: I have no clue because my phone was dead. WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT: playing games. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN’T WAIT FOR: The day I’m free of my high school. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOTHER: About... two hours ago?

ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE ABOUT YOUR LIFE: I wanna eat better and be happier. WHAT’S GETTING ON YOUR NERVES RN: Nothing at the moment... FAVORITE TV SHOWS: I haven’t watched tv in a while soo. FIRST BEST FRIEND: Juliet. I lost contact with her. LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: I paused on ‘Interlude: Wings’ by BTS 3 FEARS: The dark, being alone, and death 4 TURN ON’S: a nice smile, pretty eyes, sense of humor, having a passion for something <-- same 4 TURN OFF’S: Arrogance, being judgemental, constant negativity, being an asshole/dick in general <-- truth. SEXUAL ORIENTATION: never thought about it. SENIOR YEAR QUOTE IN MY YEAR BOOK: Not a senior yet... but I;d probably put “We’re free” or somethin FIRST THING I NOTICE IN A NEW PERSON: Their face and eyes (i feel so bad aghd) SHOE SIZE: ... I still fit in childrens’ EYE COLOR: Brown HAIR COLOR: Dark brown but it kinda looks black. FAVORITE ITEM OF CLOTHING: Don’t really have one because I have a boring af wardrobe thanks to my school. WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR I’M WEARING RN: black ULTIMATE BIAS: Uh. Don’t have one. ULTIMATE BIAS GROUP: VIXX (If savi sees this pls dont yell at me (she’d say its DMTN which isnt a lie haha)) FAVORITE SEASON: Fall or Spring <-- saaame HOW MUCH TIME I SPENT ON DESIGNING MY BLOG: Can’t remember it was SO long ago... I gotta change it. THE REASON I JOINED TUMBLR: I wanted to see what it was like to have one. <--- same but also just because. DO I EVER GET “GOOD MORNING” OR “GOODNIGHT “ TEXTS: Nop #foreveralone (if im talking to my friend we say ‘night’ does that count?) WHEN DID I LAST HOLD HANDS?: Erm. I think last Friday.

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE ME TO GET READY IN THE MORNING?: On a good day it takes me 20 minutes. If we’re talking about getting to school and stuff its like 30-45 minutes.

HAVE I SHAVED MY LEGS IN THE PAST THREE DAYS?: I don’t have to soo... WHERE AM I RIGHT NOW?: my bedroom <---

DO I LIKE MUSIC LOUD OR AT A REASONABLE LEVEL?: Define loud. my friends say that I have my music loud and I normally hear it at that level soo. 3 THINGS I LOVE: My friends, music, and food (im kidding about the last one. I really mean animals.) HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW: tired <-- same SOMETHING I REALLY, REALLY WANT: Final Fantasy XV (no joke that game is hella prettyy)

3 THINGS THAT UPSET ME: Bossiness, ... I cant think of any others right now. WHAT I FIND ATTRACTIVE IN OTHER PEOPLE: Their smile, how well they treat their love ones, their fashion sense (also same…lol) <-- same. Also find it attractive when a guy smells super good (just me?) <-- no you arent alone, 3 HABITS I HAVE: cracking my knuckles, i dont know honestly.... SOMETHING I FANTASIZE ABOUT: being on stage with got7 playing a game.. (same). Meeting any of my bias and actually holding a conversation with them, hanging out with any of my bias…you know normal fangirl stuff lmao. <-- same. SOMETHING I’M TALENTED AT: Dancing THE BLOG I GIVE THE MOST NOTES TO: I have no clue... THE LAST PERSON THAT RE-BLOGGED SOMETHING FROM ME: I’ve been gone too long and the person who did doesn’t really use tumblr anymore sooo DO I SMOKE/DRINK?: no. MY FAVORITE FOOD: Mac n Cheese, Pasta, Cheeseburgers, Ramen, I just like food okay? MY FAVORITE DESSERT: Ice cream, mochi ice cream, shakes (does this count) (limited because I can’t really handle a lot of sweets at once), anything with ice cream. WHAT I DID YESTERDAY: Typed a 5 par. essay that was due wednesday, did nothing in class, I went to dance where we added on more stuff to our recital dance.... and I slept. Oh I also added more songs to my phone heheee NUMBER OF KIDS I WANT: No clue. NUMBER OF SIBLINGS I HAVE: I don’t know if I have any biological siblings. SOMETHING THAT’S CONSTANTLY ON MY MIND: How to survive school, scenarios, my friends. LAST PERSON I MESSAGED ON TUMBLR: A person I don’t wanna tag. CAN I DRIVE: yaas WHAT STATE OR PART OF THE WORLD DO I LIVE IN?: America <-- specifically a desert. AM I IN SCHOOL? yep, junior in high school/duel enrollment student in college. DO I GET GROSSED OUT EASILY? It depends. SOMEWHERE I WOULD LIKE TO VISIT FOR A WEEK: South Korea, Japan, other states in America, Europe in general. If I could I would travel to a lot of places. <-- same. I just wanna travel the world guys. I’LL LOVE YOU IF…: you’re there for me, you don’t push things onto me, you give me space when I need it. LAST SHOW I BINGE-WATCHED: Uh. KNK TV. I’m thinking about binge-watching Shopping King Louis over break tho....

WHAT WORDS UPSET ME THE MOST: I don’t really know................ WHAT WORDS MAKE ME FEEL THE BEST ABOUT MYSELF: “you’re pretty” “you’re a great friend” “thanks for being there for me” “I love you” <--- THIS. A WISH THAT I’VE WISHED FOR REPEATEDLY ON 11:11: This is a thing? Never knew. WHO I WOULD SWITCH LIVES WITH FOR A DAY: got7′s stylist noonas <— girl me too, I didn’t even think about this but yas lol <--- tbh thooo.

MY FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Mint and vanilla. ALLERGIES: None that I know of. SEXIEST PERSON TO COME TO MY MIND IMMEDIATELY: All of my biases. MY CHILDHOOD CAREER CHOICE: A dancer. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES: My body. HOW MANY BLOGS AM I FOLLOWING: 147

HOW MANY TABS/DIFFERENT WINDOWS DO I HAVE OPEN AT THIS VERY MOMENT: 11 ._. COKE OR PEPSI?: I don’t like either of em....... TEA OR COFFEE?: Tea. Coffee is poison. MOVIE OR BOOK?: Book. A SENSE I WOULD BE WILLING TO LOSE: Speech <-- same. QUOTE I LIVE BY: “Don’t give attention to what people say about you. They probably want a quality that you have.” TYPE OF ACCESSORY I WEAR THE MOST: Nothing right now.... I love bracelets tho! LAST AWKWARD SITUATION I FOUND MYSELF IN: Can’t remember WHAT TIME IS IT RIGHT NOW: 10:11PM A SONG THAT’S MADE ME CRY: The song translates to ‘How Much Love Do You Have In Your Wallet’ by Park Yoochun from JYJ FIRST SONG I EVER SUNG AT KARAOKE: Never done karaoke.

I won’t be tagging anyone. As always feel free to do this!

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