#marvada and flavortown did it so the fanfics were RIGHT

[phobidawg]

For the trope thing: fake dating 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

all i'm saying is it works :evander2: either you get a sexy real s/o, a very sexy fake s/o (you ;)), or BOTH, literally no downside

but not only irl there's also the "oh god you don't even know" bc like ~yearning~ and ~pining~ and like "oh shit oh damn i developed actual feelings fuck what do i do" and then in fics and stuff they're acting all coupley while they're in PAIN hehehe but also besties this is how i got my gf so go get a fake s/o it works