#martyn voice: NOOOOOO

[pinkflames]

This Canary's had enough

[cruiserbloke]

Scars first pirate stream events

First half :]

-HATSSSS OH SO MANY HATS

-CPK???

-Scar being shocked by Cleos new skin is amazing

-Owen was Steve for a little that was odd

-Idk why the Herons didn't enlist Scar he's clearly good with a rapier

-The sun coming up just as Scar finished the beer and him being like "Ooo the world's so bright & colorful" was awesome

-"I want to sink Tubbos boat. That's my goal. That's my goal. That's my goal. I'm not drunk!" W Scar quote

-Herons = Heroins???

-WAIT CPK WASNT AN NPC HES JUST CREEPY WHAT

-Whats with his voice

-CPK sit down story time let's go

-"Yeah I'd let my family... Go down with the ship I choose money" GODDAMN SCAR

-Also Kestrels let's go

-Scar telling 2 people who don't play mcc and 1 with only 1 win (Puffy) they need an mcc coin to talk to Callum was hilarious

-Are the fishes Cod King heads that's amazing

-Acho "So what you need to do is type slash"

Apokuna "Oh I like slashing" *Draws sword*

-REDDOONS & TUBBO

-Scar V Tubbo ship race let's goooooooooo

-Scar drinks ale and just starts floating and Bek just has to stand their

-Just like the life series you can't trust people with red names

-Scar just noped out their too

-Scar not knowing what his name is with Aimsey is brilliant

-Aimsey was gonna come by later to name the squid but I have a feeling she won't get the chance..

-Scar making fun of the traders prices for useless stuff like I don't think he can talk

-I love Puffy & Scars interaction

-Also his instant unease when she's a red name Kite is great

-Scar has such a tragic backstory

-HE KILLED TYCOON SCAR NOOOOOO

-Olis a Kestrel & Red & Tubbo are Kites?

-Oli do be looking fly

-I get Scar loves money but he would make an amazing Kite he loves threatening people and he got all his hats from killing sooo

-Pirate ASMR shop???

-Acho tryna gaslight Scar into getting "his" boat

-Oh wait he was confused nevermind

-THEY DO BE SAILING

-The waves actually look sick

-Olis got himself a wife

- Wait I forgot Sausage is a Kestrel too!

-MARTYNS ALSO A KESTREL??

-Scar pulling out a knife when Bek does cause he ain't having none of that bs

-Sausage is the best Kestrel leader

-Guqqies an elitist????

-Yooooo Kyle's also a Kestrel

-Woahhhh Sausage searching for the coin Scar put in CPK is interesting

-SCAR FOUND JELLIE

-& JELLIE LEADS THE KESTRELS!!!!

[ethtyn]

combination Etho & Martyn ll2 #8 reaction post:

Etho:

"i'm not in charge, i'm gonna be the first one out, here!" me fr.

MARTYN WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE. "TEAM TIME" THIS "TEAM SMITE" THAT IT COULDVE BEEN THAT FROM THE BEGINNING 😭😭😭

"we need the help, Tango, i hate to say it. and Martyn is good help." thesis statement 🫶🏻

"true that" LITERALLY WHERE is he coming up with this speech pattern. i have never heard him use as much slang as he has in this series in my life.

BDUBS NO.....IT WAS IMPULSE?! 💔

"Tango...this is MINECRAFT, why don't you have blocks?!" PLEASE.

LMAOOOOOOO HE'S MARY POPPINS, Y'ALL 💀

Tango noooooo PepeHands

Scar's out...there goes my hope that Etho got to kill him 😔

I KNOW WHAT THE VOICES IN HIS HEAD SPOILER MEANS NOW AND I'M CRYING PISSING BLOOD SLIDING DOWN THE WALL CHEWING GLASS. LMFAO.

"it's tough being alone...i'm not an entertaining person, and i have to be entertaining right now" don't you talk about my friend like that 😡😡😡

kfjdjcndk the little bitchfight between impulse and the mean gills over trying to kill each other. "yeah, that was me...okie! 😁 water under the bridge" impulse you're soooooo 💀

ETHO WHY DID YOU REMIND HIM ABOUT THE SWORD. i'm furious.

there goes BigB.

i am starting to realize that when one of y'all said "love loses" you mean Ethtyn. fuck.

FISH IN A BARREL. i just caught that.

Scott's disappointed little "Etho" gets me every time LMFAO. is this man ever surprised.

"i could just whack you off right now 😏" aYO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOT 'ER

i'm gonna throw up. why. please.

GRIAN NO 😭 that little intake of breath right before he fell...i could cry.

I'M GONNA BE SICK I'M GONNA BE SICK. "that hurt, Martyn! apologise."

I'M GONNA THROW UPPPPPPPPPPPPP HE WAS SO CLOSE. also i was wildly distracted by the way you could hear him sit back in his chair and stretch kfdnkcmdmd

side note: i tracked down the counting clip and. uhm. 🥴 yeah.

i. need to gather some thoughts. reblog a few posts. watch martyn's episode so i can find out who won. i'm ill.

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Martyn:

"keep your friends close and your enemies closer" type beat.

the callback to Southlanders with the "fun British game" 😭 i miss them 💔

still thinking about how Martyn made this Team TIME/SMITE decision all on his own without talking to Scott at all. like i know he's insanely loyal but. sir?

I'M FUCKING PISSING MYSELF over that Scar spleef kill. (in the most insincere voice possible) "woooow. thank you for the business!" CRYING.

thinking So Much about this little duel between BigB and Martyn as Martyn comes in to play the game. Martyn almost died, so did BigB. and then ceasefire and nskxnckdkcjkdmf my brainnnnnn.

"i'm here for games and pleasure" Scar.

HAHAHSHCNFKC LMFAOOOOO ETHO RLLY DID COME IN LIKE MARY POPPINS I'M CRYING.

fast forward to when MISE is boating off of skynet 2.0 - did not realise that Martyn asked Grian "yes or no" 😭 salt in the wound, bro.

fish in a fucking barrel fr.

ONE BLOCK 😭

jesus the way he IMMEDIATELY turns on impulse as soon as Pearl kills Etho. fanning myself.

NAUUUUUURRRRRR I COULDN'T TELL FROM ETHO'S POV BUT MARTYN REALLY DID GET THE LAST HIT ON HIM I'M.

oh god you can't see it from Martyn's POV but. "Scott, it's not fair!" i'm going to throw myself off of skynet 2.0.

what is this fucking three way death negotiation. i feel sick.

SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. WHAT. WHAT WHAJAMXNCKKCNDMF

um. that + the end animation. i am lying down and i need to lie down. FUCK.