#martyn pov is always a safe bet tbh the vibes are always good

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very important info about martyn (transcript under the cut)

Martyn: When I watched the update video for this, and they gave Scott the line to say «  you’re in soup », his accent just makes it sound like « urine soup », and I was like, right, that’s a map and a half.

Kara, overlapping: Urine soup? Peepee soup?

Sneeg: IS THAT A DICK?

Martyn: We’re playing in piss.

Ranboo: Wait, where? Where?

Martyn: Well it probably is, if it’s just urine soup.

Ranboo: Where? where?

Sneeg: Look at the middle, and look at the line to the [unintelligble]

Ranboo: Oh my god it is. Oh my god it is.

Martyn, overlapping: Oh my god it IS urine soup! Oh my god it’s actually urine soup.

Sneeg: That’s - that’s a dude’s dick.

Ranboo: Oh my god.

Kara: What? What are we looking at?

Ranboo: *enthusiastic clapping*

Kara: What are we looking at?

Sneeg: That looks like a-

Martyn: Why does it come out the top though?

Sneeg: Look at the middle, look at the spoon,

Kara: Oh, the dude? Why does that look like Martyn?

Martyn: Yeah, I can tell you, mine is just like that, it’s got like a dolphin blowhole at the top and everything. That’s how mine works.

Kara: Yeah it kind of looks like Martyn -

Sneeg: It’s got soup all over it, it’s just like that, that’s so me. I don’t know what it’s supposed to be-

Martyn, overlapping: I can’t use public restrooms because of it, it’s really embarassing.

Kara: I think it’s supposed to be a spoon.