#marsposters

[themanirealityshifter]

i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight. i will shift tonight.

my anxiety enables me to shift. my anxiety enables me to shift. my anxiety enables me to shift. my anxiety enables me to shift. my anxiety enables me to shift. my anxiety enables me to shift. my anxiety enables me to shift. my anxiety enables me to shift. my anxiety enables me to shift. my anxiety enables me to shift. my anxiety enables me to shift. my anxiety enables me to shift. my anxiety enables me to shift.

[stonedfemmeblues]

i’ve been watching so much of the sopranos that i just looked up “pussy” without even considering that it might not just show the character.

[landofdiceanddumbasses]

Made this for a friend so he can have a token for this little bean.

[whatisunfed]

armand haters are sick, evil and twisted to me. not to mention stupid

[painonmars]

I’ve got plenty of spoons I just don’t got any bones

[rainydisposition]

my love language has always been making handmade gifts for people and my partner is getting the brunt of it anyway New Project Complete

pattern here:

[tandy-angel]

i have to redo my tumblr :3 gf made a blog just for q friends which i might do also. anyway. today's the last day, huh? it's a little sad. ave atque vale, silly platform

[thegreatemperorofmars]

This creature lives under the surface of mars and eats all the run off sewage from martian society

It's saliva is very acidic and toxic when touched

If you ever find yourself on mars, please be careful and steer clear, for your own safetey

I know it may look cute, but contact with it can cause extreme harm and possibly death

I will not tell you it's name, for legend says that uttering it's true name causes a swarm to ambush your current location

[logorrhea5mip]

We don't appreciate Mars enough for being not that horrible.

Every other place in the Solar system except Mars and Earth is a literal hellhole, while our lil red boye is just very unpleasant.

For example:

Radiation on Mars is a problem, but not die-in-an-hour problem, more of a die-decades-later problem ("only" 4 times higher than the levels shown to be harmful)

The temperature varies between pleasant and slightly worse than Antarctica, but we have thousands of people on Antarctica! And most other places are either permanently 3 digits in the negative or hot enough to melt some metals.

The gravity is only 38% of Earths, but except Venus(i hate Venus, check the tags) and Saturn(literally a ball of gas, nowhere to live or even stand on) it's the best we've got.

The atmosphere is barely there, but it's potentially a resource from which oxygen can be made.

And water, Mars is the king of water. There is ice at the poles, there is maybe water beneath those ice sheets, there is permafrost all over it, and there might, in some deep holes, in the hotter parts of summer, even be mud!! Mud!!! That's basically just very dirty liquid water.

Tl;dr, it's by far the least worst place after Earth, and we don't give it the praise it deserves for that.

[themanirealityshifter]

you will shift tonight.

shut up those thoughts saying, “Okay, I will try my best.” NO, you ARE shifting tonight. you don’t have a choice, sorry. you’re shifting.

you. are. shifting. tonight.

believe it, and go do it, go be excited and close to your DR, go shift.

you can.

[stonedfemmeblues]

my new hit song “everypony kill yourself” has been met with some controversy but don’t listen to the liberal media

[shiftingwithmars]

(Sidenote: I do not support jkr, I just have the books lying around and I’m still debating on whether or not to read them)

[whatisunfed]

can someone please draw devil's minion circa 1973 but daniel is tiny and is trapped underneath a glass like a spider and armand is looking through the glass at him and just one eye is enormous where it's being distorted by the glass??? please !

[painonmars]

Having ankle instability is so weird because sometimes you’ll just drop

[tandy-angel]

i follow my irl on tumblr and i'm always affronted that she doesnt follow me back LMAO like she knows who i am on here ??? bet she doesnt even think about me now that we're graduated 😋

plus im like. a cishet girlie irl. well, actually i came out to our little family in class when i told them ab my gf so they know im not het but they think im cis. anyway

but i will always be a hater so. i will sit here and hate on her and look at her posts and think about how chronically online she is. and i am happy with that. this is the life i've chosen for myself. thank you and goodnight