#married huaibao

[guzhufuren]

Xiaobao + calling Huaien his wife (huaibao's marriage pt. 5/?)

Uncensored wuxia BL Meet You At The Blossom (2024)

+ Huaien happy to be Xiaobao's wife:

[i-like-danmei-ig]

XIAOYU AND XIAOBAO MY BELOVED

[spicyvampire]

Hi, just wondering do you have any fav bl couples from shows you watched? If you do, what's your top 10? Thanks.

Hey, yes I sure can

1.TanBunn from Manner of Death (2020-2021)

I don't think anyone is surprised by that pick or the fact that they are #1 in my pick, I've been sucking TanBunn's dicks since 2020

2. GreatTyme from 4MINUTES (2024) NEW!

There's just something about them that makes your heart ache (it's probably the yearning and the regrets and the second chance to do better)

3. KinnPorsche & VegasPete from Kinnporsche (2022)

I'm kinda cheating by putting both here but I simply cannot choose, ep 10 to 14 sure are particularly funny episodes to draw parallels between those 2 couples

4. MingJoe from My Stand-In (2024) NEW!

Ming never runs out of audacity and Joe never runs out of kindness

5. TinnCharn from Laws of Attraction (2023)

Did Charn set fire to Tinn's house? yes, did Tinn like that? no, did they still ended up married? yes

6. PhayaTharn from The Sign (2023-2024)

Gender fuckery comes for free with your action/fantasy show

7. SanWee (or SanVee) from Century of Love (2024) NEW!

There is a goddess out there with infinite powers and she is not afraid to help Wee fuck that old man, her ship WILL be canon, or else

8. DanYok from Not Me (2021)

What if we met while you were doing a political grafitti in the house I was setting on fire and I got you out of there before you got toasted, and then I became absolutely obsessed with you

9. Huaibao from Meet You At The Blossom (2024) NEW!

Xiaobao found the best wife there is

10. Chen Yi x Ai Di from Kiseki:Dear to Me (2023)

Manhandling a feral cat is hard but it's honest work

+ Bonus : Special mention for

BabeCharlie From Pit Babe (2023-2024)

YakDee from Wandee Goodday (2024)

PromNont from Playboyy (2024)

[negrowhat]

Damn how did SanVee get married before HuaiBao??

[philologicalbat]

ao3 wrapped [writers edition]

thank for tagging me @exitvelocities! I'm sort of afraid to find out how much I posted this year. If you're mentioned in this, consider yourself tagged if you want to be.

01. How many words have you written this year?

checking ao3 stats, it's 98,298 words (wtf). some of that was written in the tail end of 2023 and some of it was old wips, buuuut there's probably enough unposted in my wip folder to make up for it.

02. How many works did you publish this year?

19! I know that without checking because I'm desperately hoping to write a 20th just to hit 20. It was...a prolific year. That's an all-time high for me, I think.

03. What work are you most proud of (regardless of kudos/hits)?

This is so hard because there are so many fics I would absolutely go to bat for this year. Not only was this a productive year, but I really, really loved writing so many of these fics. I'm actually going to give it to Attic Wife Guy because that's the fic that got me writing again after 4+ months of not writing at the end of 2023. It's the first sequel I've written in years. I don't actually know that it works tonally as a sequel, but it meant a lot to me to get it posted at the time.

04. What work of yours has the most hits?

Hilariously, it's My Strange and Sad Desire's Keen with 3,221 hits. I wrote that sitting on my balcony in a daze after watching the first 4 episodes of Meet You at the Blossom. When I posted it, there wasn't even a canonical fandom tag.

05. What work of yours got more feedback than you expected?

Domestic Cats, the only Word of Honor fic I posted this year. It's catboy fic in the jianghu. I underestimated how much the people wanted to read about barbed catboy dick, clearly.

06. Favorite title you used?

I don't knoooow. I feel like I did a great job with various bonkers titles this year, which is always my goal. My favorite is probably how good is that pussy, babygirl? because I think it's hilarious and thematically appropriate for that fic, but "Attic Wife Guy" is a close second.

07. If you use song lyrics, which artist’s songs did you pull from the most?

I almost never use song lyrics because I don't hear them. I've started using poetry this year, which has been passingly weird.

08. Pairing you wrote the most for this year?

huaibao! They're the only pairing that got five fics because I'm more of a multishipper in my other fandoms.

09. Favorite pairing you wrote for this year?

Fanghua. I can't be normal about them. I don't want to be normal about them. I want to make them your problem.

10. What work was the quickest to write?

I wrote "rose colored glasses" for the bit in...probably less than 2 hours? At considerably more length, I wrote "My Strange and Sad Desire's Keen" and edited it in an afternoon.

11. What work took you the longest to write?

I posted 3 different fics that I started in 2021 and 2022, actually. I had to check this, but the winner among those is Mother, May I?, which I started in March 2021.

12. How many WIP’s do you have in your docs for next year?

I think I have 4 wips that I might realistically finish in 2025:

the last part of "The Slippery Nature of Truth"

The Things We Can and Cannot Say

one last married huaibao fic for myatb

this really weird difanghua fic that I'm not going to own up to in public until it's drafted

13. What’s your longest work of the year?

If we count posted, it's "Attic Wife Guy" at 12k. If we're including what's drafted, it's The Things We Can and Cannot Say, which is somewhere over 20k. I'm sitting on a finished 3rd chapter, a partially drafted 4th, and then...a bunch of other scraps for the remaining 20-odd chapters.

14. What’s your shortest work of the year?

"rose colored glasses"! It's 500 words because almost all the fics in wick's series are in round 100-word increments and I wanted it to fit the bit.

15. What WIP are you taking into next year with you?

The only one that's posted is "The Things We Can and Cannot Say" and that's the only one I feel like I can guarantee I'll keep working on. I love writing that fic, even when I'm making myself crazy about it. The whole experience is very sickos dot png.

16.What’s your most common “Additional Tags” tag?

It's a tie between "First Time" and "Alternate Universe - Modern Setting" at four separate uses each. Long time Bats watchers will be relieved to know that I tagged 3 fics with "Rimming" this year.

17. Your favorite character to write this year?

A tie between Li Lianhua and Jing Beiyuan. I love a chatty liar.

18. The character that gave you the most trouble writing this year?

Di Feisheng. As a POV character, I really struggled with him. He doesn't work terribly well with my natural writing style.

19. What’s one pairing you want to explore next year?

Difanghua. It's the pairing I should want to write most for mlc, so I'm going to try to honor that energy and make it work. We'll see.

20. Which work of yours have you reread the most?

I'm not counting re-reading while I'm drafting because that gives a huge boost to fics I got stuck on, so I'm giving this to go down sweetly, my lovingly unhinged dihua fic. (Have you ever wanted to read a fic about Li Lianhua fingering Di Feisheng's wound and then roleplaying Li Xiangyi while domming him? No? Well, look, I did.)

21. How many kudos in total did you get this year?

AO3 stats says 2,088, which I assume is just for works posted this year.

22. Which work has the most comments?

I'm going by comment threads here since I reply to comments, but am not currently caught up on replies. Unsurprisingly, it's "The Things We Can and Cannot Say", which is chaptered, with a close second place tie from "My Strange and Sad Desire's Keen" and "how good is that pussy, babygirl?"

23. Did you do any collaborative works this year?

Yes! @saki-the-cup-bearer-blog and I posted a dihua collab. She did gorgeous art for my fic A Place Not Unlike Home, which she also betaed. I'm also working on a dihua fic with @exitvelocities about Di Feisheng and Li Lianhua's jianghu road trip adventures.

24. Did you write any gifts this year?

YEAH GIRL you know I did. This was a year for writing for other people, actually.

"Domestic Cats" for Shu

The Care and Keeping of Your Wife for @leavethepuddle

Mother, May I? for @thefearofcod

how good is that pussy, babygirl? for @guzhufuren

rose colored glasses for @thewickling

Tall Drink of Water for @bettercostume

25. Did you receive any gifts this year?

Saki drew a couple pieces inspired by my work (one linked as our collab, the other here).

26. What’s your most common category?

M/M for sure.

27. What do you listen to while writing?

The sound of silence. Sorry, I'm weird like that.

28. Favorite work you wrote this year?

"I don't like playing favorites," I say as I point directly at "The Things We Can and Cannot Say." Honestly, I love at least 75% of what I wrote this year. There are several fics I wrote that I loved that haven't made it into this round up, so I want to give an honorable mention here to Not Unlike Him in Form and Shape, the fic I couldn't wait to finish mlc to start writing. It's the pure distillation of the moment when I thought to myself, "Hooboy, I'm not gonna be normal about this show."

29. Favorite line/passage you wrote this year?

I was going to pick something lovely and thoughtful, but no, it has to go to this iconic quote from "how good is that pussy, babygirl?", which is both very funny and very in character:

“Are you a man?” Xiaobao asks, half shouting to be heard over the din. “No.” “Are you a woman?” “No.” Xiaobao frowns, brow furrowing. “Can I keep touching you?”

30. Biggest surprise while writing this year?

It was really strange to say goodbye to Qiye and the larger Zhou Zishu cinematic universe after spending more than 2 years with various parts of it. But also committing to posting a wip as I write has been exciting and terrifying in equal parts.

I'm tagging everyone who got @'ed above as well as @dytabytes and @orchisailsa for this one (no pressure ofc!) And if you want to do it, dear reader, consider yourself tagged.

[theoncomingchaos]

Jinbao Marries a Wife (Si Ming x Jinbao official novel) part 4 (Ch. 16-18)

We finally find out where Jinbao went and why....!

Trigger warnings and spoilers below.

@guzhufuren

Trigger Warnings: There is a really intense rape scene in chapter 16.

-Honestly, I think it's even worse than all of the Huaibao ones. At least with them most of the time when they have dubcon and rape scenes, Xiaobao was trying to rape and got raped back. Still not ok, but Jinbao's rape felt so much more brutal because he didn't want anything to do with Si Ming. At all. He was threatened into promising sex (Si Ming threatened to stop treating Xiaobao), then drugged and fucked while he literally couldn't move. The only thing he could do was scream and bite when Si Ming tried to kiss him...it's bad.

What happened next...

-Zhao Cai is best bro. When he finds out what happened the next morning, he is ready to kill Si Ming. He immediately gets Jinbao out of there even knowing that it will upset people with power over him, and sends Jinbao out of the city to his (Zhao Cai's) girlfriend's parents' place. They are wealthy and have spare rooms in a nice country home.

-Zhao Cai was absolutely fearless even when Si Ming went off on him. In the book, they actually fight and Zhao Cai manages to keep up. Su Yin came to break it up and then the discussion goes really similarly to the TV series.

-Xiaobao wants to know what happened, he is very worried about Jinbao, but no one will tell him. Su Yin is so worried about Xiaobao and fearful of Si Ming refusing to treat him, so he wants to brush everything under the carpet, basically hoping that whatever happened is an exaggeration of some small slight.

-Su Yin and Si Ming go to look for him, but Zhao Cai doesn't tell them anything. Si Ming finds him catching birds in the snow. HE DID NOT COME BACK ON HIS OWN.

-Si Ming is pretty horrible saying Jinbao liked it and that Jinbao owes him (for forgetting him) but at least Jinbao always stands up for himself.

-One sweet thing is that Jinbao kept the paper he wrote Si Ming's name on when he was a little boy. It was the proof he had that he had done what he was supposed to and now Si Ming would have to be his wife. He forgot all about it, but he knew it was important because he couldn't write anything else as a child and he'd held onto it so tightly during his fever. When he was lonely at the Jin residence when he was first sold, he would look at it often and he always had it with him in his pouch. (I think this is what was replaced by the bracelets in the show)

Overall:

Honestly, the childhood stuff and the set up from how they parted was so good. It feels like such a waste to throw in the rape so unnecessarily when there were so many other ways the situation could have been written. I don't know if the TV series will ever do this book, but I really hope they do. I have full confidence that they could fix this.

[babygirlfeidu]

post-series thoughts of huaibao in the new jin mansion

i want huaien leaning in deep to his role as madam jin/金夫人 and pretty much abandoning his own surname and refusing to acknowledge his own lineage and since hes so frickin pretty no one questions why madam jin likes to wear male hairstyles and robes sometimes. nobody knows for sure if madam jin is male or female and theres a running betting pool until someone figures it out

xiaobao was talking about setting up a little shop somewhere and running a modest business after the Everything so i have decided that they should run a women's fashion store. because for marketing reasons i think huaien should wear women's robes around town with a veil again and be a trophy wife to xiaobao

also because when the young maidens and married women come to the store to ogle at the handsome owner, i want madam jin to be jealous af and huaien is tempted to kill all these bitches who dare to lay eyes on his husband but instead he blacklists anyone who flirts with xiaobao and their whole household. but the women's robes that he wears/models are so popular in town that none of the women dare to risk being blacklisted for fear of missing out on the latest trends so it is an incredibly effective way to ward off women

also as xiaoyu grows up i think she would definitely learn to run the business as well, plus she wants to stay with and protect xiaobao as much as huaien does so she learns the ropes and becomes the head designer for the store (plus she gets to play dress up with a real life barbie doll with perfect proportions so score for her)

after the store has settled in and business is regular, xiaobao takes huaien out for holidays often. half of it is because he wants to go out exploring the world and half of it is because he wants to show the world to huaien, that it isnt bad beyond the shitty upbringing and parenting that huaien grew up with. its the guzhuang version of diagnosing your wife with hysteria and the cure is to vacation at the beach house. except your wife has severe ptsd and tried to ruin your family and behaves like a rabid dog off leash if you so much as breathe too close to someone else.

i dont think huaien ever learns how to love xiaobao in a healthier way, not when all hes ever known is a vengeful and all-consuming obsession. he does tone down his murderous tendencies a lot, mainly because if he doesnt then su yin shows up to clean up the mess and he hates su yin being around more than he hates not being able to murder people. hes still codependent af on xiaobao and will not tolerate even the slightest hint that xiaobao might consider concubines or other wives but at least he understands that he cant mess with xiaobao's platonic relationships (e.g: parents, xiaoyu, zhaocai, jinbao, su yin)

id like them to have some shenanigans on one of their holidays and accidentally acquire an orphan who has lost their parents and xiaobao, with his bleeding heart, asks huaien if they can adopt the kid as their heir, and also because he wants a widdle baby who will call them mum and dad :') huaien has some Big Feelings about adopting a kid, but at the end of the day he will do anything that makes xiaobao happy (except tolerating another lover)

[a-random-fangirls-stuff]

“You cant marry a man! The Jin family needs heirs!!”

Huaibao trough the power of love and horny: bet

I have never wanted mpreg to be real for two people more than i want it for huaien and xiaobao just so they can prove the haters wrong

[guzhufuren]

“Xiaobao, you did something wrong today. I can forgive you. So if I do something wrong, you have to forgive me too.“

the saga of huaibao + marriage (pt. 2/?)

Uncensored wuxia BL Meet You At the Blossom (2024)

[guzhufuren]

the saga of huaibao + marriage (pt. 1/?)

Uncensored wuxia BL Meet You At The Blossom (2024)

[guzhufuren]

the saga of huaibao + marriage (pt. 6/?)

Uncensored wuxia BL Meet You At The Blossom (2024)

[guzhufuren]

the saga of huaibao + marriage (pt. 3/?)

Uncensored wuxia BL Meet You At The Blossom (2024)

[guzhufuren]

the saga of huaibao + marriage (pt. 4/?)

Uncensored wuxia BL Meet You At The Blossom (2024)

[guzhufuren]

eating their words at the wedding feast now (the saga of huaibao + marriage pt. 7/?)

Uncensored wuxia BL Meet You At The Blossom (2024)

[guzhufuren]

look at this wife, so happy to take her husband's last name. thats Jin furen for you

[guzhufuren]

First teaser of uncensored wuxia BL Meet You At The Blossom, shared back in april