#marlene gags at the sight of them ‘flirting’ 😭

[eccentrcks]

Yo pookie it’s ya girl

Imagine Oz trying to be smooth while flirting with Melissa, but he fucks up every cringy pick up line he tries to throw at her.

“Are you Tennessee? Because I’m the only 10 you see, wait no- uh are you Mississippi? Because you’re the only miss I wanna see- wait no sorry- uhm…” God kill me.

Because when Oz has genuine feelings about someone, he forgets how to function. Usually he can slide his way into a lady’s pants just by being chatty and winking a certain way, but Melissa ain’t having that shit.

HEY POOKIE!

“Is this all you got? Or do I have to teach you how to make me swoon?” She’d say dryly and give him one of her most coldest disapproving looks. “Meet me at my room after the evening ends.”

Ooh- He’d think and become putty right there.

Unfortunately… Marlene would be within range when she heard the last bit and pale in nausea. “Fucking hell, mom- where’s the shame?” Where’s the bucket when she needs one?

And I believe he’d simp hard than Tormund Giantsbane from GOT. 😭

Oz with Melissa: