Mark? MARK? Hes wired in. Sorry? He’s wired in. Is he? Yes. How bout now you still wired in? Call security. You issued 24 million new shares of stock! You were told that if new investors came along- how much were your shares diluted? How much were his? You signed the papers. You set me up! You’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? This is gonna be like im not a part of facebook. It won’t be like youre not a part of facebook. Youre not a part of facebook. My name’s on the masthead! You might wanna check again. Is this because i froze the account??? You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company? SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS! Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douchebag! Security’s here, youll be leaving now. Im not signing those papers. We’ll get that signature. Tell me this isnt about me getting into the Phoenix. You… you did it i knew you did it! You planted the story about the chicken! I didnt plant that story about the chicken- Whats he talking about? You had me accused of animal cruelty! Seriously. What the hells the chicken? And i’ll bet what you hated the most, is that they identified me as a co founder of facebook WHICH I AM. You better lawyer up asshole, cause im not coming back for 30%… im coming back for EVERYTHING. Get him out of here. Its okay, I’m going. Hang on! Almost forgot. Here’s your $19,000. I wouldn’t cash it though i drew it on the account you froze. I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.
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Oh oops, sorry Tumblr, forgot to feed you art
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ofab! neighbors!!
wanted to make em designs, so here :)
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Feliz año nuevo 2024! ☆
Happy New year 2024!☆
Omg jon fantasma !! Bueno, pasen un feliz año nuevo bacan con sus familias o con quien la pasen ☆
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FORGOT TO POST THIS ONE
Jon looks so stupid I love him dearly
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☆ - `I got a plan!`
(a submission for an art contest, sadly not one of the winners but i had fun drawing this! i hope you like it too...)
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david fincher: yeah ive got some straight gas 🔥😜 it’s this new strain called the social network you'll be zonked out of your gourd ‼️🔥💯
me: yeah whatever i don't feel shit
5 minutes later: we lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're going to live on the internet!
my buddy eduardo saverin with his heart ripped out of his chest in his hands in the middle of a boardroom: how much were your shares diluted? how much were his?
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Look at the bandits dawwggg they're going to jail...
Gay bandits
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