#marius is an agressive hugger

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marius von hagen and clinginess hc

1k rant about von hagen and hugs from a person who doesn’t have a lot of marius cards 

imo and tl;dr: mans loves hugs and physical affection in general 

now! to the nitty gritty! 

ok look i’m p sure marius von hagen grew up in a very loving household that actively showed affection, whatever it may be. with the death of his mom (who he doesn’t really remember but semantics) i think that maybe his dad tried to make up for it. idk he looks like a very nice man from what i’ve seen on the twitter. like a fruity man that doesn’t adhere to toxic masculinity and openly shows affection to their children. 

therefore, i really want marius to just,,, wanna hug everyone. or have them in some type of hold. 

like yes he knows that people will stab him in the back and he prepares for it and whatnot, but he does seem to give people the benefit of the doubt. like he’s still a little childish, let him be a clingy fucker he deserves it. 

sure he knows not to hug people and shit but people he’s close with? no one is safe. he makes sure to do it behind close doors tho bc he knows that the tabloids will be asking questions if they see him just hugging vincent. or hanging off of his shoulder. gentle giant boi. 

i’d like to think that, after the NXX gets established into the kickass investigation team its meant to be, no one is safe from hugs. and everyone just accepts it bc they are, on some level, touch starved themselves.

like rosa has been without their best friend for 8 years and without their parents for some time. they have kiki yeah but they overwork and spend a lot of time in the office.

vyn is a naturally prickly fucker who keeps people at arm’s length. thats just how he is. but in false tears he hugs rosa so,,, hugs are not off his radar he just doesnt get them often

artem is an emotionally constipated fuck who has to resort to a book for affection advice and says ‘too close get back’ when you poke his animation lmaoo

luke was in the nsb for 8 years and while yeah, he had physical contact with people, 9 times out of 10 that touch probably had negative connotations (fights and shit, ya know?)

also marius is baby of group. baby of group privileges™️ allow him to do lots of stuff. 

it starts off innocently enough. Rosa is his first victim. he just kinda,, rests his head on their head. wraps an arm around them. holds their hand. 

then he ropes luke into it. its probably after a recon mission or some shit but lets just say marius sprained his ankle and big bad agent raven gives him a piggyback ride bc ‘nO YOU’RE NOT WALKING ON A SPRAINED ANKLE JUST GET ON’ and then 

marius: luke? 

luke: mmhm? 

marius: can i hug you more often? this is nice

luke, now a tomato: um,,, okay??

and so luke is not safe from the von hagen hold. probably leaps at luke bc luke is a big stronk boi 

marius, to rosa: if i run and jump at luke he will most certainly catch me in his arms. Coming in! *sprints towards luke*

luke: nO I’M HOLDING MY ENERGY DRINK! *drops can, looks at marius* 

marius, happily hugging luke: hello agent!

the third on his list is artem bc there’s no like,, real way to just hug the emotionally repressed lawyer without giving him a heart attack. he probably starts off small, back pats and shoulder grabs. shoulder grabs evolve into slinging an arm around his shoulder. that evolves into leaning his chin on his shoulder just slightly and asking what he’s working on. 

the big catalyst is an argument they’re having about giann. marius is obviously is really upset that artem insinuated that his brother just either dropped the family or also betrayed the NXX, idk, but it scaled up until they’re yelling and artem has to remind him that, “You’re not the only one who’s lost someone to this organization!” 

and marius just kinda stops because artem lost his mentor, who in passing has said that was basically a father to him. and marius cant imagine losing his dad. he takes one look at artem, really looking at him, and sees his situation with giann. the longing to have someone to talk to and to just be yourself and marius just feels himself choke on all the repressed emotions artem must have and just,,, hugs the poor guy. artem ofc is stunned but he returns the hug a bit. 

and the floodgates open for hugs. marius just hugs him randomly. he’s giving a debrief? Hug Time™️. Artem is reading some files? Hug Time.™️ artem made him a homemade dish bc he accidentally skipped lunch to come to the NXX office? Hug Time™️

vyn is the one that takes him the longest bc not only is vyn a member of the super secret band, but he’s also his tutor. and also vyn aggravates him. for the longest time he just really doesn’t know if he’s ever gonna hug vyn. but then he has a really shitty day. he oversleeps. he can’t find his jacket. he missed an assignment. he doesn't get lunch. a business plan falls through and the board of directors are on his ass. the lead for giann turns out to be a dead end. and he still has to go study with vyn. he’s really about to cancel but he has a test the day after and he can’t afford to so he just trudges into his house and tries to just push forward and he’s getting all the answers wrong and. he’s tired. 

back to the point of toxic masculinity, it did not exist in the von hagen house. so marius just starts sobbing on his psych textbook. he doesn’t care if vyn sees him and he’s under contract but he just really needs to cry this day out. 

vyn knew that he was gonna break down, for fucks sake hes a psychologist, he just never expected marius to be healthy about it. and vyn knows how much marius values physical touch so he just pulls marius to his shoulder and lets him cry it out. 

vyn becomes the ‘if i’ve had too much to deal with i go to you’ hugger. they usually just hug in the privacy of their tutoring sessions bc that way they can go back to hating each other in front of rosa lmaooo

and that is how marius gained hug privileges from everyone. the end