#mario/dk: “hey so... um... we're dating now”

[marioxdk]

Psssssst hey.... Give me headcanons about them please 🥺

Headcanons for how they get together

Enemies to lovers (obviously)

After fighting together against Bowser, they become better friends, but they still argue all the time

Mario vents to Peach all the time about Donkey Kong and she realized what's going on long before anyone else

Luigi realizes when he witnesses one of their arguments and sees first hand just how much sexual tension there is

One day Luigi and Peach are witnessing a Mario/DK argument, lock eyes, and realize that they have to help these two idiots get together

Cut to Peach and Luigi finding any reason to get them alone together

(Picturing them up at 2 am in a war room obsessing over a conspiracy board)

Mario and DK not understanding why Luigi and Peach keep asking them to hang out and then ditching them immediately

(Cut to Peach and Luigi hiding in the bushes and watching them through binoculars)

Mario and DK eventually realizing their own feelings, but both of them being sure that the feelings are unrequited

Peach dropping hints to Mario hoping he'll admit his feelings

Luigi is trying really hard to get DK to admit it

(Peach and Luigi now having their own vent sessions: "Why can't they just kiss already?!")

Eventually one of them accidentally confesses during an argument

And then they both have a "wait... what?" moment

"I thought you hated me" "What? No!"

Cut to them walking into the next event holding hands and both Luigi and Peach loosing their minds