#marintine

[jellojelli]

Fontaine Boys: Calling them by their names

Lyney

This guy pretty much made it a thing after you started using pet names that you no longer knew a Lyney, only a baby, sweetie, honey, sugar, etc. So, don't think that pulling this prank will go over his head or that he'll let you off easy for trying to tease him like this. Because Lyney? He will never forget this injustice until he can return that favor tenfold

When you say it, just as he is leaving for work/practice with Lynette, he stalls in the hallway as he tries to process what you just did to him, because surely his sweet, loving, and gorgeous lover would never stop using his pet names without a justifiable reason. This man goes through 4 stages of grief in .2 seconds and basically sprints to the nearest calendar to see the date, anniversary, or birthday he surely must've forgotten

Because, surely, he missed something, right? right?

"Love... did I forget something?" Lyney sounds so different from usual. Almost panicked really.

This can go one of two ways:

If you can keep a straight face and keep calling him Lyney he gets more and more panicked, basically begging at your feet to tell him what he did to deserve such cold, heartless, and diabolical treatment until you give and tell him its a prank

If you can't keep a straight face Lyney can see the devious little smile on your face and pretty much gawks at you in disbelief

either way it ends with him giving you a taste of your own medicine for the rest of the day. Because really, how could you do this to him right before his practice?

So if you can't handle that, don't do that to Lyney because he can be just as teasing and mean about it no matter how much he loves you, and if you keep it up through the whole day too he will continue it into the next day until you stop

or maybe he'll do something about that attitude of yours? ;)

Freminet

Are you a monster?

Genuinely why would you do this to him after all the work it took to get him to accept and also call you petnames?

Fremi thinks the world is ending tbh. He was on his way out to go diving and you just??? dropped this on him?? Are you breaking up with him?? Is he in trouble?? Please tell him it is a prank immediately or he will cry

Just like his brother he rushes to a calendar and checks every box to make sure he didn't miss anything today and for the last month or so just to be sure. And the panic that sets in when he sees that he didn't, now he's really sure you're about to say you don't love him anymore

It doesn't even matter if you can keep a straight face or not because he is in full panic mode and can't think straight enough to see that you're just pulling his leg

This poor boy is taking off his backpack and shoes and either sitting across from you or standing right in front of you with the most pitiful face asking you what's wrong

"My little marintine rose.... y/n honey....what's wrong? Did I... make you angry? Is it the diving? You can come with me, you know I love it when you come with me" Cue the biggest puppy eyes with tears

Please tell him soon that this is just a prank because again, he can and will cry if you keep this up any longer than a few minutes.

Neuvillette

He deadass walks out the door and takes a few minutes outside before he turns around and makes his way back inside calmly. Neuvillette is positive he misheard. His mind is playing tricks, or maybe he's getting old and his hearing is failing him because there is no way you just called him Neuvillette, his full government name, and not Neuvi, baby, honey, love, or something like that

He'd even accept a weird pet name like your fridge or your little hilichurl

The thing about Neuvillette is he knows he didn't forget anything. He will not rush to a calendar or even think to do so because he remembers everything you tell him, even things you say in passing. Like that dress you told him about 2 months ago, or the cute sea otter that you said reminded you of him

"Mon amour.... my love, my life, I think I forgot to tell you that I love you and that I'm leaving" He tries to play it cool, Nevi thinks if he can pretend he forgot to say anything that you'll correct yourself

When you don't, you're pretty sure you can hear thunder rumble in the distance as a storm tries to roll in

Say it's a prank right now or it'll storm for a week straight, he may be a big and tough dragon but he cannot handle this from you

If you crack and smile or start laughing Neuvi is not pleased, he's not pleased regardless when you reveal it's a prank

The storm is rolling in for different reasons now

He won't play the prank back on you but expect some long, displeased stares and some major frowns from him

You almost made his heart beat out of his chest in panic

Wriothesley

Wriothesley almost laughs when you call him by his full name and not at least a Wrio

like there is no way he doesn't know you're being a menace right now

so please be prepared for the entire next week because Wrio is ruthless when it comes to payback and he will get his just desserts

I mean really, Wrio is vicious when it comes to throwing this back in your face

"Oh hey there y/n, buddy, pal, my best friend" for a week straight...

So rude....

He will tell you upfront before he leaves for work when you do this that since he's just some guy you know now that he'll call you his friend from now on

and he will just walk right out the door after that. Not even a glance back or a teasing smirk, just leaves the house and goes to work unbothered for the rest of the day

that's what you think anyway, even though he knows this is a prank he actually is really bothered and talks to Sigwennie about what happened and he's pouting and sulking at work

even the inmates at the fortress can see that their boss is bothered by something

Please say sorry soon and start calling him his cute pet names or he's going to struggle at work and Sigwinne can't deal with this for anymore than a day because Wrio can be insufferable

[lady-literature]

Happy Holidays, Constantine x Marinette???

takes place in my Marinette Kent au (also, I suppose, this could be in the same universe)

The first time she meets Constantine, he’s hustling three demons out of everything they have.

One thing out of that ‘everything’ happens to be a Miraculous, and he catches her with her hand already halfway out of his pocket, locket already in hand.

They stare at each other for a long moment, his eyebrow cocked with something like arrogance and curiosity, and her face twisted into a snarl.

“Well,” he drawls, “you could’ve at least bought me dinner first, pet.”

Marinette scoffs. “You’re not exactly my type.”

“I’ve got a hand down my trousers that says otherwise, love,” he quips, fast and sharp and she knows, quite plainly, that this won’t end well for her.

(Five years later, when she finds herself getting dragged into ridiculous feuds with demons because her boyfriend can’t keep his damn mouth shut, she can’t say she was wrong, even if she wasn’t quite right either.)

[streetlight-silence]

here is my new xenogender marintimic!!! when one feels close or connected to the ocean and the life in it. marintimic comes from the word maritime. can use any pronouns.

[444names]

russian and spanish forenames BUT excluding "h"

Aardoncian Aarin Ababean Abdado Abdula Abianodio Abidislar Abiedo Abigap Abilixto Ablaida Ablisla Abnor Abrica Abrilav Abrina Abundo Abureda Aburen Adida Adolo Adorgy Agafico Agafoksa Agalionza Agapio Agapitana Agavgue Agrosery Aguarinay Aguelaur Aidanda Ailad Aitosefian Aladaya Alauredare Albery Alens Aleona Alermaely Alertel Alfris Alian Aliandy Alieleia Alion Allerto Alode Alono Aluca Alupe Alvia Amantya Amargy Amilado Amina Aminan Aminti Amirode Ampabra Anakirod Ancia Andro Angalilya Angenkatyo Angero Anida Antim Antina Arcestiv Arciotr Arenrio Ariniila Arlaro Audinov Augui Aulia Aulisana Avdayte Avdely Avdialina Avdoraul Avena Avenikata Avenna Avessa Avesti Avetan Avguela Avgurotan Avgustiana Aviandiel Avicarodiy Avicatia Avikat Avion Avionna Avksa Avlavivita Avolavks Avolibergy Avrebago Avrelisa Avrenado Avrocia Avsefa Avuncio Avvakon Avvakona Bario Becio Belad Belda Belena Belia Benrin Beraul Berena Beres Bermoily Blavksa Bonando Brado Brina Brines Calbela Calito Carievo Casobor Celiolego Ciano Cisladado Clanasca Claya Cobenka Cobieday Cobor Cobunda Colfon Conovan Crigon Dadio Dalian Dalil Dalvica Damirja Dandote Dante Dantina Davdeldes Delio Delorto Didakira Didiola Didisco Dimela Dmiraim Dmirodo Dmuron Domayagafo Dordo Edadomar Edgapiya Edmilavit Edmira Edmurafo Efiya Ekarmeleo Elion Elleton Emana Eriano Esarkya Essia Estero Esulian Eufey Evaleoda Eventos Fabda Facin Faciono Facionsope Fadosue Faelinata Fakiya Fedgapilor Fedim Felanton Feleo Felia Feliyania Felleo Ferana Ferna Ferto Fertyo Filya Flonina Freagernes Frodo Frosy Fulcon Fulejacio Fulia Fulianday Gafacia Gafana Gapio Gapyomonio Gardoriqui Gario Geliela Geloy Gemil Genanil Genka Genkatom Gnada Gnicias Goramundo Greya Grina Gustiana Igavva Ilily Ilionsor Inanato Intia Isaleono Isila Islado Islana Istita Itanaro Itoritonza Ivado Ivaliando Jacio Javeta Joaquiel Jongellen Jonora Joscunikto Josegusti Joses Josilida Josla Juadra Jualdey Jualta Juandro Juaniacido Jubelian Jullana Katjanuel Kebra Kebrinia Kitebenria Konia Kovievada Laurafon Lavdianas Lavim Lavundo Ledmiraqui Lenicion Lenir Leodo Lerena Lismana Ljuana Ljuania Ljubor Lomigapiya Lorayan Lorey Loribar Luberque Lubert Lubogdan Luboge Lucio Luinto Lukya Lundavto Lundy Lupedan Magafa Mancio Manya Marceca Marciseven Mardikatan Mardosla Marintin Mariy Marlorean Marmai Marogel Marto Mastina Masto Maximons Menria Merad Mericobel Minel Minifilda Minimurair Minma Mirel Mirey Mirinesana Mirio Miromira Modam Moila Moisa Moledga Molomel Monger Monnalia Moter Munia Narcia Naria Narin Nasia Nestan Nianata Nicarcio Nietter Nifica Nisipe Nitlad Nueta Ofelavva Okliana Oleodymy Olexey Olfongor Orelian Osianila Oslal Oslas Oswalia Pabio Panomon Paqueta Parteo Pasip Pateons Patry Paura Paviya Pavva Pieda Pietla Pionom Pitome Poledgap Puradis Racio Racque Radercenka Radiso Rairo Raito Rambela Ramelito Rando Rasidady Rator Ratricion Rensustita Rentina Robercio Rodes Rodray Rogdaik Roilia Roladions Rolia Rosabam Rosey Rosuetaso Roxan Rubercito Rundrad Rusta Rutoldo Saarcenia Salistan Salvikt Sefanarcia Seodora Seriz Sneofeliya Sodymyr Stanito Stina Sventomila Tadorilay Tefina Teonsto Tilacio Timarod Tinara Tolio Tonnada Trian Triciel Tricio Ulayotr Ulian Ulidey Unadel Undina Vadalaw Vadonin Vadracio Vanasodo Vasidades Velicor Vessim Vetasio Viana Vicio Vicion Videbea Vidio Vimira Viotasian Vivia Vlado Vlarte Vlian Vsegure Ximenermir Yefakir Yefila Yurebato Zucio

[adrestar]

Imagine all the kids have magic plus with the miraculouses. Then there is this one cute little toddler ,who can't hold a miraculous yet, who accidentally conjures magic. And the ship name? I dunno. I was thinking about Marintine?Constanette?

AU where Diana and Marinette are old friends or something. Hawkmoth has been defeated for years and her and luka or whoever have a nice life together and eventually have kids. The justice league knows of them but like, they don't interact much. Until one day Diana calls an emergency meeting and the JL walks in to find her panicking and they're like oh shit she's never scared what happened is the universe ending or something? No turns out she now has to babysit Mari's kids for a weekend. Everyone else is like well that's not so bad until the kids show up and they all have miraculous of their own (at least one has the fox because it wouldn't be chaotic enough without it, if you don't make her end up with chat maybe the black cat miraculous too for extra chaos) and the kids are just complete hellions. Shenanigans ensue. Bonus points if Mari gave them the the spell book to watch over because they don't want to leave it alone but they also can't risk taking it so the kids have access to a fuck ton of magic too.

[findingsantryroots-blog]

[suitehearted]

Why Robert left Maryse in CoFA

All signs point to Marintine~

Robert left Maryse because he couldn't stand how upset Maryse was after Valentine's death. He couldn't cope with seeing her so broken over Valentine's death after she has been in love with Valentine all this time. So Robert left. It wasn't Max's death, it was Valentine's.