#marc is a little bit Priyanka actually

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Pol reminded me of akshaye khanna sm there lol also marc is the katrina kaif of motogp. Silly goofy And hot. Pls be with better men 🙏 . Rosquez could meet jesus and get register married…. Anyways practice today:

Damn Pol does have a little Akshaye Khanna to him...... Compelling, I have always had a soft spot for Akshaye Khanna.

Ur right Marc is silly goofy and hot. But I will say that in terms of life trajectory, he's probably closer to Priyanka Chopra? Beloved and talented as the wonderful new thing, and then spurned by a superstar lover while at the top of the game, which prompts a major change in how they interact with the world and their popularity. (I anyway think Vale is Italian Shahrukh).

And abt the practice, he's back from the dead and we're going to have even more fun in the coming races. Can't wait honestly.

[thedesperatehousehusband]

An Emmy For You. An Emmy For Me.

It’s a big night for me. As a lover of all things TV, I am riveted during the Emmy’s. We did, in fact, open a bottle of champagne and have hunkered down for an evening of self-congratulatory back slapping. Oh, famous people with fragile egos.

Let’s face it, Stephen Colbert is kicking ass. You know what, Stephen? Everything IS better on TV. That monologue slayed. But isn’t the clip from the debate about Donald not winning an Emmy really insane? How is that something that he cares about after three years WHEN YOU ARE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES? I can’t. How much did they pay Sean Spicer to show up and do that bit? That’s good shit.

Onto the awards. We’ve not watched The Crown yet even though we officially have joined the 21st century and have Netflix. I’d like to watch it but Juan isn’t overly interested. It would be very talky, I agree with that. I would have preferred someone other than John Lithgow win just because the Emmy’s often go with tried and true. At least the show is new.

Kate McKinnon won last year. I would have preferred someone else who hasn’t won before. But Kate is funny AF. I guess the whole Hillary thing is likely why. It’s more of a statement than anything else.

Good for Laura Dern and Big Little Lies. That show was L-E-G-I-T. But her speech was meandering. Make a point, girl. You’ve been in the public eye your entire life. Though her dress was killer.

I like Donald Glover a lot. I sort of like Atlanta. But it’s not a comedy. It’s fine that he won for a directing an episode of the show because the show is good. But it’s not a comedy. A funny line or two does not a comedy make. I laugh in almost every episode of Ozark but that sure as shit is not a comedy.

I guess it’s fine to honor SNL as variety sketch winner. It was really good and we recorded nearly all the episodes this past season. Lorne Michaels is void of emotion, isn’t he?

We have not seen The Handmaid’s Tale. I am not sure I want to. It feels a little real, no? But the guy who did some writing won or some shit. I don’t know. The whole thing scares the shit out of me.

Of course Alec Baldwin won. The White House and the whole situation is comedy gold and Alec Baldwin is living proof.

Rachel Bloom is hilarious. We don’t watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. That bit about Ernst & Young was fun. Each award show tries to do something wacky with the accountants. This worked for me. So did RuPaul dressed up as “Emmy”. That was a solid idea. And RuPaul is basically mainstream at this point since she won an award for Host of a Reality Competition Show. Sashay, Ru. Sashay Shanté!

Should I know who Ann Dowd is? Because I don’t. I feel like I know most people but I do not know this person. The Handmaid’s Tale is apparently going to win all the awards.

I am truly thrilled for Big Little Lies. Great for Alexander Skaarsgard and Jean-Marc Vallée. Supporting Actor and Director of a Limited Series or Movie. I just really enjoyed that show and I loathed Alexander Skaarsgard’s character. Which is probably what you’re supposed to feel about that character because he’s an abusive mother fucking asshole.

Great for Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. I’m just glad something other than SNL won an award in the variety categories.

Good for The Voice. I like that show. The show can’t produce a legit recording star but whatevs. Adam Levine makes everything better.

It seems to be a trend. The directing award for drama goes to The Handmaid’s Tale. Ugh. Are we going to have to watch this show? If we watch it, does it make it NOT come true? Oooof. Elisabeth Moss needs to wear color. That pale dress washes her out. I guess she also goes by Lizzie. Because everyone has referred to her as Lizzie. But would it be Lizzie or Lissie? I just don’t know what you do when you spell Elisabeth that way.

I like this dude from Black Mirror who won for limited series or movie writing. I’ve heard Black Mirror is very fucked up. I don’t enjoy being scared. No sir. No way. No how.

Don Roy King is quite a name. And to be clear, Don Roy King and Don King ARE very much not the same person.

What is Priyanka Chopra wearing? Nope, nope, nope. I do not understand that dress. Good for John Oliver. Which then allows for Stephen Colbert and Kimmel to do a fun bit about not winning.

I’m fine with Donald Glover winning because he is 100% killing that purple tux. But I stand by my original statement. Atlanta is a very good show. It’s not a comedy. I would barely call it a dramedy.

Why is Debra Messing wearing a fruit roll up? I guess Julia Louis-Dreyfus can’t lose. We love Veep. It’s use of foul language is unmatched. Glad it won Best Comedy. Because it’s actually a comedy. In all honestly, all the nominees less Atlanta were actually comedies. Except that Modern Family needs to stop being nominated.

Who did Jessica Biel-Timberlake’s hair? I’m not feeling the side pony. Good for Riz Ahmed. I like him. Anyone affiliated with Stars Wars gets a callout and love from me. I have not seen The Night Of. Do I care? Please let me know if it’s worth my time. We watch a lot of TV. I want to invest in only what matters.

YAY! Good for Nicole Kidman. She really was excellent. Keith Urban looks more and more like kd lang with every passing day. Bless his country Australian heart. She gave an awesome speech and she wore something that isn’t crazy. Red is a good color on her.

This Black Mirror: San Junipero must be good as shit because it just beat OPRAH’s movie about someone named Heniretta Lacks. No one beats Oprah and lives to tell about it. That pithy British man who accepted the award isn’t going to work again.

I am fine with trotting out Cicely Tyson. She’s a national treasure. But someone needs to tell her that if her dress is eating her. Oh, lord, what is happening? Why can’t she read the teleprompter? Bless her. She’s nearly 93.

Reese Witherspoon is America’s sweetheart. She is also 14 feet shorter than Nicole Kidman. It’s not a shock that Big Little Lies won. It won every other award except writing which is odd because David E. Kelley is a big deal and I’m surprised he didn’t win but whatevs.

Finally. I’m so happy that This Is Us won something. Good for Sterling K. Brown. He is really lovely. “Better than that white family who raised Webster.” That’s funny shit.

I’m not surprised Elisabeth Moss won. Good for her. She never won for Mad Men and Peggy was about the ONLY character on that entire boring-ass show that wasn’t reprehensible. Thought we quit it several years before it ended. Fine. We’ll figure out a way to watch this stupid Handmaid’s Tale shit. She’s got a potty mouth because they are bleeping her as fuck. I like that.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s OPRAH! And you’re going to Australia. AND YOU’RE GOING TO AUSTRALIA! And you get a car. AND YOU GET A CAR! Wrap it up, Miss Winfrey. Just as long as The Handmaid’s Tale does not come true. We live in weird times. I am concerned every day. Every damn day. Margaret Atwood apparently wrote a very prescient book.

Now it’s time for the new TV season to start. Let’s get ready to rumble!