#marauders.thots

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hear me out: sirius and james’ back muscles

BABE, LETS TALK ABOUT IT

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I feel like in the trying to be a dom context, James is “looks like they could kill you, is a cinnamon roll” and Remus is “looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you”

James is all beefy and broad and could throw you around but can’t keep a straight face while he’s trying to order you around

meanwhile sweet Remus gets absolutely dark behind the eyes and loves nothing more than to hear you gag on him

NO ITS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER

james isn't made to give instructions. he is just your big, beefy boyfriend who is gonna pick you up and fuck you wherever you tell him to. against a wall? in the shower? on the counter? he is just a good, obedient boy!

but remus? oh he is gonna have you gagging on his cock and babbling incoherently as you beg for him to touch you because he loves the fucking thrill of knowing only he can get you like this🫠

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the marauders in the nhl 👀

MARAUDERS MY BELOVEDS<333 I miss them

we all saw it coming but it has to be said—james potter is definitely the captain. I imagine him being such a cocky shit as well, like he’s good and he knows it. that video of rutger going up to collect his medal after winning with team usa? that’s james. that’s his energy. he’s confident in himself and in his team

sirius is a defenceman but he’s definitely a yapper. the boy kinda stirs shit up and he knows how to get to people, just like he knows how to use it to his advantage. there’s definitely a black family legacy of being captains but he has no interest in it

remus gives such strong goalie vibes. I don’t care what anyone says, that man is a goalie and I will hear nothing more about it. and sirius and james are the first to throw off their gloves if someone messes with him

the boys met during a training camp. they had definitely known each other vaguely but that training camp was the first time they really met each other and bonded instantly. they became an inseparable group and teams knew it would be an advantage to have them on their team

when draft day happens, they all obviously don’t get drafted into the same team instantly. remus is actually the year after because he wanted to stay in school a little longer to finish his degree before he got drafted. he ends up on the same team as james, and sirius joins after getting traded after a year or so

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ok so in my head

sirius is a mean dom and he'd be all into degrading

remus is a sort of mean dom because he'd a huge tease

james is the biggest softie ever and cannot for his life say anything mean to his girl during sex

would love to know your thoughts 🤭

oooh!! I actually see remus and sirius as the opposite👀like sirius is a wee bit mean but he’s a massive fucking tease. and he just loves to work you up and then mock how much you beg for him

but remus??? that man is fucking you like an object but then is also the biggest fucking softie when taking care of you afterwards. whispered praises on how good you were for him after he spent the last few hours mocking about what a whore you were for him🫠

but no, I agree with james😭that boy just wants to love and worship his girl until he can’t breathe anymore

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watching sirius and james’ backs ripple when they fuck you, digging your nails into them and leaving scratches down🥵🤤

HMMMMM🫠

the boys being teased about the scratches when they are changing god quidditch practice but they don’t care!! they are so damn smug that their girl marked them up!!

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I just got back on vacation and I can only think about how much I love the energy that the Poly!Marauders transmit from the beach and that kind of thing. I just know they would be FERAL with the reader's bikini marks because of the tanning

no because their wee brains would short-circuit when they see her tanning on her stomach and her bikini is undone from the back because she doesn’t want any lines😭

they are literally standing there, jaws on the floor and just trying to not instantly get hard on a public beach when you’ve not even done anything

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and then when they meet the reader’s doppelgänger who is so much sweeter they get freaked out because what the fuck? that’s not their girl

they’ll think she got imperio’d

STOP WHSHSJSHSJSSN

her teasing them later about it🫠she’s riding one of them, gripping his cheeks and teasing him about his teary eyes like, “you wish it was her? you wish she was fucking you? think she can make you feel this good?”

and the boys are babbling and whining and just desperate to convince her that they only want her and nobody else

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imagine poly! marauders with a katherine pierce-coded! reader. she’d dominate them fr fr

NO I AM OBSESSED

she would have them wrapped around her finger and crawling for her AND ITS ICONIC!!! honestly my favourite kind of reader

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I can't stop thinking about poly!marauders in an amusement park where they think the reader will be scared of going on the rides (mainly roller coasters), but in fact she is all excited and leaves the attractions super happy while the boys are close to giving up before even getting on the ride

bless stop😭😭😭😭james trying to act all tough but he’s scared shirtless, remus didn’t like it from the start and sirius is trying to subtlety direct you towards the wee carnival games instead but you’re not relenting

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I’ve never played ice hockey but I played field hockey all throughout school and still play casually today. I’d love to get the hockey marauders off the ice and onto the grass to see if they flounder or not because the mechanics might be the same but it’s a whole different skill set.

And honestly, it would amuse me to see them out of their element and needing me/you/reader to teach them instead of them teaching reader.

omg no same!!! I had to play field hockey for school (even though I highkey hated it lol)

BUT PLEASE😭the boys are so smug because they think they will be so good at it. but they are floundering and tripping over themselves and are just tackling each other and it’s just fucking hilarious to watch

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGe2wkLfh/

this is so James remus and sirius coded 😭

PLEASE😭this is the boys at the end of the reader's bed, trying to convince her to go out with them and get her in the mood after she said she wasn't in the mood to head to a pub

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I need to do Marauders distraction work so I can forget the horrors of last night for Carlos

I think James is the boob guy, Sirius is the ass guy, and Remus is the thigh guy (/maybe also soft belly? Idk I just get the sense he’s down with the thickness)

I’m gonna be controversial and switch james and sirius👀idk in my head, james’ hands would always be on your ass but sirius is constantly trying to nuzzle himself against your tits

but remus is DEFINITELY a thigh guy. though I could also see james as a belly man

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I was thinking the former but so many possibilities on that James and Remus idea

remus actually masterminding it when he notices his friend is crushing on his girl is just also the most remus thing ever🫠

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this is the marauders rival anon, i meant like three separate concepts😭 but all at once sounds hot too🤤

they’d probably share you than fight over you

the idea of each of them having their own separate wee beef with you, just to come together to seduce you and fuck you is sending me ngl😭