#maorikingcth

[hansoulo]

☾ pls draw an elephant, thank u kindly

i can't draw elephants but an attempt was made 💀

i think her name should be beatrice

handwriting asks

[madhyanas]

🌻🥰

i talk a lot of shit for being

a coward

a bottom

an idiot

but also

i’m perfect and i’m never gonna die

send me a 🌻 and i’ll just tell you whatever the fuck i want

[mndalorians]

march, november and tomorrow pleeeeaase 🥰🥰

March: do you listen to music whilst writing?

Sometimes but it’s not necessary for me to write. If I do, it tends to be classical or lo-fi - anything without lyrics really!

November: do you have any rituals or requirements for getting in the mood for writing?

If I’m writing more than half thought-out lines in the notes app of my phone I like to be comfortable (whether at my desk, in bed, or on the couch), maybe with a glass of water nearby for ~hydration~

Tomorrow: favourite ways to write fluff?

In bed, utterly domestic. Well established relationships that mean every gesture is familiar and the love between the two of them can hum below the surface throughout

[lukeysgirl]

Idk if you're doing/accepting blurbs but if you are can you do like a cute one with calpal where you're slow dancing to stickwitu by the pussycat dolls like at your wedding or just in the kitchen (maybe include the dog he has with the kitchen one?)

ill take this one and no more blurbs for now, ‘kay guys? xx 

so like ya’ll are having a chill night after hard work at the studio so you play this song n cal feels motivation and aw 

so i m a g i n e lazily sprawled on the couch with Calum. You were laying down with your head resting on his thighs. His soft, grey sweatpants tickled your neck as his calloused hands massaged your scalp. The Bose speaker you guys had owned was playing one of your favorite playlists from your old iPod you hadn’t touched in years. 

‘I don’t wanna go another day… So I’m telling you exactly what is on my mind.’

“Oh shit, this is a classic,” Calum murmured, smiling down as you giggled at him. You lifted one of your hands up to poke one of his chubby cheeks, only to have him grab your hand and squeeze it gently. “C’mon.” 

“Huh?” You’d breath quietly. 

“I wanna have this dance with you, beautiful,” Calum insisting, smiling widely as he began to shift around the couch. Lazily, you sat up on the couch and was soon forced on your feet by a very eager Maori boy. He grabbed your arms one by one, pulling one closer to him as you pulled the other closer to you. You kept this pattern as he led you into the kitchen. The lights had suddenly turned on as it was motion censored lights. 

‘Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick with you forever…’ 

“C’mere, beautiful,” Calum gently cooed, a hand grabbing your waist as he pulled your body against his. You felt his warmth, his fairly strong torso feeling heavenly upon yours. You guided your arm around his hip, spreading your fingers to touch his lower back. You held your other arm, ready to have his hand grab it. He merely brushed his finger tips up your forearm before making his way to your hand. 

“That tickles,” you whispered, receiving a playful grin from Calum as he weaved his large fingers with yours. You watched as his brown orbs studied your face, pure fascination and adoration emitting from the very stare. He was beyond happy, and you could tell by his gleaming face. 

“‘Nobody ever made me feel this way,’“ Calum sang to you, having you giggle as he pressed his forehead against yours. “‘I must stick with you.’“ 

As the music played, you two resorted to slowly dancing in circles. Both pairs of socked feet gently moved around the clean, oak floor. You suddenly felt a pair of small paws hit at the back of your knees, having you press closer to Calum. 

“Buddy!” Calum exclaimed, letting you go but refusing to let go of your hand. “Don’t push Y/N!” 

“Woof!” The dog barked, his black stripe of fur dancing along with the wagging of his tail. You two giggled, having you patting your knee as the dog happily stood up on his hind legs to lean against you. 

“He just wants some food,” you hummed softly, smiling down at the dog as you grabbed the dog treats from the kitchen counter. “Here you go.” You dropped the pieces of treats on the ground, watching as the dog happily lied down ont he ground to eat his treats graciously. “Awh, who’s a good puppy?” 

You quickly bolted down to the floor, scratching the soft dogs head as he chewed on his treats. 

“You know, sometimes I think you love the dog just a bit more than you love me,” Calum playfully pouted, having you grab down his sweatpants to indicate getting on the ground. You watched as he joined you, leaning against his shoulder to watch the dog eat. 

“You’re number one, though,” you said simply with a soft breath. “Calum is my number one, and no canine can change that.” You couldn’t see, but Calum had smiled widely from your words as Stickwitu resonated the home with its tune. 

xx

[hoodxxv]

hello friends :)) so someone asked me to do a blurb night the other day so i will be hosting one on saturday, april 8, 2017 from 7-10 PM pst.

to participate:

you can send in prompts

you can reply to prompts

you can send in blurbs

tag me in things (mention @hoodxxv or in the tags hoodxxv)

(you can send in anything... if i don’t think it’s appropriate i won’t post it)

(the only rule is don’t steal other people’s work)

you may send in things for blurb night at anytime, but i will be posting and responding to them on the night that i have scheduled above!! also, reblog this post so more people participate :) i will tag things with blurb night if you all wanna participate

[highwayoflife]

Performance culturelle Maori. Légendes, chants et danses autour de l'héritage passé et présent, et bien sûr les rites guerriers avec le monstrueux HAKA !

[fightcal2020]

Is my French ok

Impeccable!! Very good very nice

[thottiology-blog]

i aint cool what u talking about (this is a lie im actually very cold rn the heater isnt working)

(hope you found some blankets 😭) and nah, you’re cool broski :’) i just wish we spoke more fren

[hansoulo]

🌻 🌻!!!

church story number 5: every year at church the little kids age 4-12 put on a singing program during sacrament meeting, and this program has a bunch of sunday school songs interspersed with scriptures and instrument performances. the kids give little talks about their favorite gospel stories and it’s all very cute.

cut to 2018. i’m sitting down in the pews with my family, watching my younger siblings half-assedly mouth the words to some song they didn’t bother learning the words to. i am bored out of my skull because it’s socially unacceptable to read star wars porn during church, and my gaze lands on an adorable blonde child around the age of 4 up by the pulpit, standing and singing the very front row. 

i point her out to my mother. we laugh, we coo, we smile. (as most people do when they see a cherubic child in a ruffly pink dress with a bow in her hair.) she is very cute and knows all the words, unlike my siblings who my parents have written off as complete disappointments.

said angel of music then proceeds to pick her nose for the entirety of the 7 minute choral piece

send me a 🌻 and I’ll tell you something

[madhyanas]

are we doing vibes? then your vibe is those strawberry lollipops that leave your lips and tongue very bright red 🍓

dev u star this is everything i aspire to vibe with THANK YOU

vibe check me if u dare

[mndalorians]

im so so SO excited for that lace oneshot, i can't wait to read a regency!din fic!!!!!

I can't believe you're excited 😭😭 I can't wait to properly get into it (just need to do some research first though!)

[hoodxxv]

umm... hi.. welcome to the annual hunger games. jk this is an appreciation post, so if you are looking for the hunger games, you’re in the wrong arena. uh basically i was gonna wait until my next k to do this but it’s taking forever and i wanted to appreciate some people before i turn 76 so here it is :) (sorry if i forgot someone)

#-i: @1-800-long-dong @anarchyaustralia @calumofcolor @cashtontrash @clummyhood @dimplelashton @fvesos @gladsyoucame @invisilum @irwinistable @irwinkiss

j-z: @jungleyouth @lovingluke @lukehotmmings @lukenut @lukesheartbreak @lukesrightiddy @maorikingcth @michaelsnapchat @okbutluke @polaroidcal

and oh yeah!! also special shoutout to @5sos bc they are my favorite beans

[lukeysgirl]

Who are your favorite 5sos accounts :)?

definitely check out my honey @choco-chip-cookie bc she’s pretty great. 

i also fav @lovingluke @calumhoodes @maorikingcth and a few more i cant get on top of my head rn but basically ^ (theyre pretty cheeky) x

edit: @mrs-all-hood is a real goat for providing fairly 5sos content tbfh shes a real mvp

[fightcal2020]

I like boobs

Merci

[apocalumpse]

tag nine people you want to get to know better ; i was tagged by @lucasbby . relationship status : single! . favourite colour : red, all the way ❤️ . last song i listened to : how you get the girl by Taylor Swift . favourite three tv shows : scandal, how to get away with murder and chicago fire . top three characters : laurel castillo, huck (from scandal) and robert chase (from house) . top three ships : laurel+frank, olitz and stydia . i tag: @smuttyaf @maorikingcth @calumsbtich @ashtonfightme @micool5sos @wastedheartmuke @tundrairwin @drewgerous @independentassbitch

[hansoulo]

11, 15, and 26 ✌🏽

HELLO 🤩🤩

11. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

“The park, tentatively called Western World, would have a cowboy theme” - Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser (v interesting read, would recommend) 

15. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

closed??? im not trying to get abducted by aliens and/or have my room burn down if there was a house fire 👁👁

26. What do you do when you wake up?

feel regret

get to know me asks