#many daddos

[a-v-j]

Happy birthday, quota

[sth-au-a-bundle-of-blonde]

OK so the last WIP was terrible so here's the improved version- I missed so many details and messed up so many others asdhfaskgh help Mari and her daddos >:DD

[drawinruner-boyo]

I just think he’s neat. /ref

[josephslittledeputy]

Jacob and Willa bonding over the tons of scars they have, especially the ones deemed more “unsexy” such as burn scars

[thrill-seeker-vn]

thank you @if-mirrormine @jaunefleurwrites and @atrial-ofhorror-if for tagging me, and kudos to @kalorphic for the amazing idea!!!

rules: post the names of all the files in your wip folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have wips. this is for both art and writing!

Many of my wip titles are VERY spoileresque.... so i picked the least spoiler ones. You can ask me for art for Thrill Seeker, Sinking, and Witness in Plain Sight :-)

Thrill Seeker

Thrill Seeker (good copy)

THRILL SEEKER (REALLY)

Thrill Seeker Endings

NO

Goodbye, Oli :-)

Show Daddos

Do NOT show Daddos

Thoughts?

Then, non thrill seeker:

Sinking

Sinking (1)

Rat stats

Ideas

Witness in Plain Sight

For tags.... no pressure to anyone ofc!! @nextinline-if @maxdes @thescarsilivewith-if @ascendance-if @when-life-gives-you-lemonssss @zico-if @accursedwhispers-if @magiciansvoyage @sleepingcitadelstudios and ofc @ingenio-academy-if <3333 and anyone else who would like to do it!!

[evajellion]

ShiroSuki: Dog breeders, liars, rabbit endangerment, and more

So lemme preface this by saying I’m not the type of person to be a backseat pet owner, nor do I really know a whole lot about dogs. This is more about the owners being liars, exploiting for monetary gain and Youtube doing nothing about it as usual.

Meet ShiroSuki, a popular Shiba Inu channel with 641k subscribers (originally at a higher number but it began dwindling). I discovered them by accident while I was scrolling through pet videos during my day job.

Now these owners aren’t beating their dogs or anything. In fact, Oliver Tabone, the owner, seems to spoil them (especially Shiro, the male), however he is also a breeder and seems to put the fame of puppy money before the concern of his own pets.

This post is just going to go over each thing that has happened in regards to the channel, and why you should try to report it to Youtube or remove it from your feed if you can. Because obviously we do not want people who exploit their animals to have a platform.

1. Overbreeding and the after effects

Anyone who knows a little bit about dogs is not keen on breeding. Usually you want your pets spayed and neutered right away because breeding causes all sorts of health problems unless someone is a professional. However, Oliver has decided that the best way to make money on YouTube is to simulate to the audience that his two dogs are married and that Shiro is the “angery daddo”, on top of breeding them and selling the pups.

While it’s claimed that the two dogs are from “champion bloodlines” they have too many behavioral issues to be bred together. One being Shiro’s abhorrent aggression, eye allergies, and hyperthyroid. He snaps at any male dogs or humans that aren’t the owners and will often growl at even his own pups. (in the past, Shiro did not growl at his pups, which may suggest a problem developed as years passed) Despite this, Oliver refuses to scold him and constantly coddles him, not even correcting him when he humps the legs of others. Shiro is also notably overweight.

Suki on the other hand, often suffers panic attacks and has actually struggled in giving birth to her fourth litter, causing her a lot of pain as the owners forced the pups out of her. She appears to be a lot more thin than Shiro and has mild swelling in some places due to nursing. She often snaps at Shiro for bothering her, but unlike Shiro, Suki is not as favored. In a couple of videos, Oliver’s partner hit Suki on the face for trying to correct the hyperactive puppy they just purchased. (Raya)

Even with all of these problems, Oliver checked with another vet to give Suki the green light for a fifth litter. Even though she was supposed to be retired so Raya could be the new brood mother. Oliver was originally going to only have her do three litters, but decided breeding her out was more worth it.

2. Stressing the pet rabbit

Probably one of the biggest offenses that border close to actual abuse. Before the fourth litter, Oliver purchased a baby lop rabbit named Kiki, and claimed that he consulted people to ease everyone’s concern. It started out just fine, with Suki’s maternal instincts kicking in as she would groom the baby rabbit, but as expected, problems came as time passed.

First was Shiro’s usual aggression, coming close to snapping and not being properly corrected. Keep in mind, rabbits are prey animals and Shiba Inu are closer to wolves than most dogs are, they are a hunting breed. Which means they will be more proactive to wanting to kill or pursue the rabbit.

This became evident when Suki had her fourth litter and the twin pups started jumping Kiki and biting her once their teeth had fully developed. Of course, Oliver would laugh, continue filming the event and play happy music over the rabbit being terrorized. Kiki would often have her heart racing and she would desperately trying to hide behind or under objects to get away from the dogs.

As of now, Kiki has been isolated from the rest of the family to a single room, but we do not know if she is being fed properly or given a decent free roam space. Oliver is prone to mishandling her though, and Kiki actively avoids being pet by him.

I got shadow banned trying to point out to Oliver that the mistreating the rabbit was not cute. Speaking of which…

3. Deflecting, shadow banning, and white knights

When it comes to responding to comments, Oliver is very selective. He will almost always heart and put cutesy praise comments up at the top of his videos. Concerned comments, while more upvoted, will be buried most likely or outright shadow banned.

The comments and moderation are usually the funniest part and the only reason I actually stuck around with this awful channel, because they were usually more interesting than the videos themselves.

An example of Oliver deflecting, which is one of Oliver’s most common retorts when responding to comments he doesn’t agree with. 

About 12 hours later, the replying comments were removed.

Though a fully grown man, Oliver often will reply in a very childish manner rather than give simple yes or no answers. An example I sadly lost was when someone asked when the dogs would be neutered already, and Oliver angrily responded with how the commenter would feel if they were mutilated. Rather than simply saying no to continue having pups.

Another example that is completely lost is the instances where one commenter remarked about the high number of strays in Malta (the country Oliver lives in) and another encouraged adopting instead of shopping. These comments were instantly voided an hour later. Oliver refuses to create proper arguments and just shuts everyone down.

If the comment doesn’t get voided, chances are it will be piled on by delusional white knights who comment on every video and “love the potat famblee uwu”.

4. Sexual content geared towards young audiences

This is… a tough one to talk about. 

So obviously from the artwork and the comically poor grammar, this is a silly pet channel very much geared towards children to teens who are find of Shiba dogs. Y’know, especially with how much the Doge and Cheems memes took off, it’s inevitably that kids will learn about this breed and want to find more humorous content.

However, Oliver cannot help himself and constantly films his dogs in intimate actions. Mind you, this is not at all for education purposes like Animal Planet or something, he keeps playing silly music and subtitles over the dogs licking/sniffing each other during heat… mounting each other… and as of recently, outright “trying the knot” so to speak.

This content does not need to be shown. It would be one thing if it was seldom, but Oliver has pumped out several videos of Shiro attempting to mate Suki within the past couple weeks. Again, I do think children should be educated on how animals act, but this isn’t exactly educational. Dogs need privacy too.

And yes, children do watch this channel judging by a majority of the audience avatars as well as one person even saying they show these videos to their daughter. Yikes.

Youtube is a free platform and I do not agree with censorship or the “THINK OF THE KIDS” nonsense when videos are clearly aimed at an older audience. But these ones clearly aren’t, pet channels are almost always geared to families.

Oh yeah, can I talk about the merchandise while I’m at it?

Now you can have unhealthy dog aggression plastered with “funny text” as your phone case. Isn’t that lovely?

In short, the ShiroSuki channel is run by a greedy breeder who censors anyone who questions him and puts his animals at health risk for ignorant audiences to eat up. And Youtube being Youtube, just allows it.

There’s not much more I can really add. I don’t even have any plug-ins. All I can say is to encourage people to do the right thing. Adopt and don’t shop. If you see a stray that isn’t feral, try to do what you can to take care for it. Do your research before getting a pet, neuter/spay if you can afford it, and donate to charities! 

Anything is better than giving this exploitation channel your time and money. Thank you for your time and please share this if you can.

[jojo-reader-hell]

Hello Bad and Naughty Jojo's it is Tiem for Stinking Masterlist of this Hell, IN ACTUAL ORDER!

Part 1: Phantom Blood

Jonathan Joestar x Reader

Dio Brando x Reader

Erina Pendleton x Reader

Part 2: Battle Tendency

Joseph Joestar x Reader

That one Joseph x Reader fic that predicted the end of my seven year relationship

Obligatory Joseph Birthday, Sequel to the Button

Joseph Joestar and his poor twin who he cannot stop clinging to Headcanons

Caesar Zeppeli x Reader

Please let Grandpa Caesar rest in peace

Suzi/Suzie Q x Reader

Granny Suzie Q is best granny of them all headcanons

Lisa Lisa x Reader

Where my gays at lets marry Lisa Lisa

Lisa Lisa x Pillarman Reader

The BEEF (Pillar Men x Reader)

PILLAR DADDIES!!! Mute!Reader x Wammu x Kars where I make you cry at the end

Kars x Pillarman!Reader aka the best fucking thing ever

Kars x Pillarman Reader: Beautiful Boy

Let’s see how many Clan of the Cavebear references I can sneak in here before somebody notices (Pillar!Reader world Headcanons)

Part 3: Stardust Crusaders

Crusaders x Reader

The group of songfics because I said so.

Jotaro Kujo x Reader

This is a very serious set of headcanons with Jotaro, Josuke and Giorno reacting to a reader who hurts themselves

SDC x Reader headcanons where Jotaro’s S/O is Bobby Hill of king of the hill (aka that one headcanon list with THATS MY PURSE I DONT KNOW YOU)

Guess what friends, your brother is Jotaro Headcanons

Here’s some uwu Headcanons for Jotaro because sometimes, you just need a soft boi

Wolfo Boi Jotaro and expecting his fluffy brood Headcanons

Noriaki Kakyoin x Reader

Kakyoin discovers the Japanese foster care system is fucked up headcanons

Muhammad Abdul x Reader

I turned Magician’s Red into that goddamn lemme smash bird Muhammad Abdul x Reader Headcanons

Muhammad Abdul x Reader feat. A very fussy bebe

Jean Pierre Polnareff x Reader

Jean Pierre knocks up Jotaro’s older sister more at 11

SDC x Reader with the Moana Song

Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable

Josuke Higashikata x Reader

Josuke’s S/o is the epitome of “no talk me I angy”

You’re Josuke’s favorite Niece/Nephew headcanons

Josuke’s twin who finally calls their brother “Elvis” (come on we all were thinking it when we saw his hair)

Josuke x Kishibe Reader welcome to moominvalley

Rohan Kishibe x Reader

Rohan is a cunt but in this story he’s just a misguided big brother who acts like a cunt, also there’s Moomins

Mikitaka, Rohan, and Kira find out that their S/O is going to have a baby

Yukako Yamagishi x Reader

MINI Headcanon Minute number 1

a gay moment with Yukako

You thought I was trying to steal Koichi, but it was I, THE LESBIAN READER X YUKAKO

Part 5: Vento Aureo/Golden Wind

Team Buccellati x Reader

Giorno Giovana Hanahaki

a slightly angsty Mista x Reader

Mermy Reader x Bruno Buccellati

Bucci Gang with s/o’s PLONT addiction

Bucci Gang With Stuttering S/o

STAND FUCKERS UNITE: Bucci Gang Stands Flirt

Narancia Ghirga x reader babey Giorno part 1

Narancia Ghirga x Reader with babey Giorno part 2

Bucci Gang Sudoh Buck AU

Abbacchio coffee shop AU

Bucci Gang x Reader: Adheridos Separados

STAND FUCKERS UNITE HEADCANONS part 1

Mista is a good daddo headcanons (with mini pistol daddos)

Stand Fuckers UNITE part 2 headcanons

Giorno Giovanna’s baby sister is gay and in lesbians with Trish

Mistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa x reader Valentine’s Day with the best song from Karen Carpenter

My Nana Ghirga x Reader because he is beautiful and deserving of love

You and Fugo show Abbacchio your new baby

Mista x Reader where we drive off into the sunset with our boi as we are completely passed the fuck out in the passenger’s side

Stand fuckers rejoice and have some Sex Pistols x Reader headcanons that my other bestie requested

Fugo and Bestie Book Club headcanons

My bestie always requests the cutest Mista x Reader and we owe her our lives for it

I titled this Bruno Buccellati x Reader “Slow Dancing in the Dark” and my friend on discord told me they don’t trust like that, they were right not to trust me like that

Narancia and his bestie who are math incompetent headcanons

Leone Abbacchio is best daddo Headcanons

Pannacotta Fugo x An Absolutely Feral Reader who was tenderly raised by a good boi Secco

The Finale for Fugo x Secco’s Baby Childe

I wrote this Abbacchio headcanon when I was laid up in bed for two weeks with a pulled back

Trish Una x Reader

Gay Cottagecore Lesbians with Trisha

this is the Trish Una x Reader with the Sad Bitch Hours TM Quote from Lemony Snicket’s The Beatrice Letters

I am Very Gay™️ for Trish Una and Spice Girl

La Squadra x Reader

La Squadra Babies

Creep out the creepsters with Secco and Melone

Formaggio and Little Sister!Reader, aka the first request to my blog

La Squadra thought Melone and his little sister just had a kink someone please send help

Melone is a very good doting boi for his asexual s/o

Mewone best boi headcanons

Formaggio is a big brubber and uses his stand to play dollies with his little sister headcanons

Mewone, Risotto, Bwuno, and the Stinky Cheese Young Nastyman with their sailor mouth babe

I took wigs once, and I will kill again. The Outside Part 1

The Outside Part 2

Trans!Melone x Reader headcanons

Pesci, Narancia, Mista and Rohan with Sailor Mouth Bebe

Secco/Cioccolata x Reader

Secco is Babey headcanons

Cioccolata x Reader x Secco “Wicked Games”

Cioccolata thought it was smart to give Secco a stolen baby and it turns out this was the best thing he could have ever done for the good boy

I projected a lot of shit about my ex on Cioccolata and Secco is still a good boy

Secco x Cioccolata x Reader with Bird Nest popcorn

Part 6: Stone Ocean

Foo Fighter’s Nickname is Foofy Foof and they are going to comfort you in this trying time

HELLO FRIENDS ITS TIME FOR QUEERS: Jolyne x Reader x Hermes x Foo Fighters

Instead of the DMs, it goes down in the pinta with Gwess x Fem!Reader

Author’s Picks:

Glitter Freeze Part 1

Glitter Freeze part 2 aka the one that NEVER FUCKING SHOWS UP IN THE MOTHER FUCKING TAGS

Glitter Freeze Part 3

JOTARO WANTED TO KNOW IF HIS BABY SIBLING BELONGED TO HIM YES HONEY YOURE A BIG BROTHER (alternatively fuck Sadao Kujo)

Taika Waititi Presents “We’re Wolves”, a Werewolf!AU where no one fucking dies and your great granny Lisa Lisa is there

Werewolf Au with all the JoJo’s alive part 2

Jotaro and Sibling Reader comfort

The one Gyro Zeppeli x Reader on this blog

[janetbrown711]

Can you write how Wakko’s birth and the fact that he even exists effects this AU

“Just one more push, your highness, then this’ll all be over,” the doctor instructed the exhausted princess. 

“Why did we ever agree to have a second child,” Lena panted and lamented her husband. 

“C’mon Lena, you’re almost done. You’re doing wonderfully,” William kissed her head. 

“Easy for you to say, you’re just the observer,” Lena rolled her eyes, but as she felt another contraction crash over her, she did as she was told, and gave one more final push, instantly collapsing back onto her pillows once she was done. 

“Good job, my love,” William smiled and kissed her again, but a deathly silence filled the room. 

“Wh-what’s the matter? Wh-why aren’t they crying? A-are they even breathing?” Lena asked as she saw the doctor rush the baby away. “W-william, what’s happening?” She looked up at him, but he looked just as frightened as she was. He cautiously wrapped an arm around her. 

“A-are they alright? A-answer me, dammit,” she demanded, tears falling down her face. She heard the doctor and nurses whisper a few things as they attempted to fix whatever issue it was (as they clearly weren’t willing to clarify).

This couldn’t be happening. 

“Please...” she whispered aloud. 

There was another long stretch of silence, and then-

The baby cried. 

Everyone in the room let out a sigh of relief, and in a few moments, the new royal baby was in the arms of the princess, now sobbing tears of joy instead. 

“Congratulations, your highnesses. It’s a boy,” the doctor said with a smile, but William and Lena were too happy and crying to really notice what he had said. 

“He’s okay,” Lena said, and William squeezed her a little, and touched the new baby’s face softly. 

“He’s perfect, Lena,” He smiled.  

“I’m never, ever going to let go of him,” She declared. “I’m simply going to hold him for forever and ever and ever and ever.” Nobody argued. 

“I’ll never let anything bad happen to him... he’ll be safe, and with me,” she swore. William nodded, silently taking the vow himself. 

“Do you have a name for the prince?” One of the nurses asked. Lena and William looked at each other. 

“Wakkorotti, like the performer- but we’d call him Wakko for short,” Lena said. 

“With the middle name Alan, like my father,” William added. 

“A perfect name for a perfect prince,” She smiled, and kissed her baby’s forehead. 

However, Lena and William didn’t have too long to themselves, before none other than Angelina and Yakko entered the room, with Yakko immediately running onto the bed. 

“Is that my baby brother?” He asked cheerfully. Lena giggled and nodded. 

“Do be quiet though, he is a baby,” She reminded the four-and-a-half-year-old. 

“He’s a rather tiny thing, isn’t he?” The queen observed. 

“Why are you here, mother?” Lena didn’t have the patience for her mother’s games. 

“Why do you act like my grandchildren aren’t important to me?” she said, placing a hand on Yakko’s shoulder. Yakko didn’t mind, utterly entranced at the sight of his new sibling. William rolled his eyes. 

“Well, it was nice of you to come by,” He wiped his eyes. “You can go now, though.”

“I will do as I please, thank you very much,” Angelina glared at him.  

“He seems weak,” she remarked once more. 

“If all you’re going to do is criticize a newborn, I suggest you leave,” Lena growled. 

“You know I’ve always said it’s good to have backups, but I’m not quite sure this one would even be adequate enough to qualify,” Angelina didn’t stop. 

“That’s enough, mother,” Lena said. 

“I’m just-”

“I said enough,” She snapped. Angelina paused. 

“You’re lucky I feel pity for you and the weakling,” She said, before turning and exiting. 

“Is he okay, mommy?” Yakko asked. 

“He’s perfect,” Lena smiled once more, and looked back at Wakko. 

“Why is he so tiny?” He asked again. 

“All babies are tiny, Yakko. You were once that small too,” William explained. Yakko “ooh”ed in fascination. 

“That’s cool,” he gave his dad a toothy grin. He continued to stare at him for a moment, before pausing and frowning. 

“Are you gonna forget about me?” he asked softly. 

“Of course not honey,” Lena reassured. “We would never forget about you just because we have a baby now.”

“We love you very much Yakko,” William placed a hand on his elder son’s shoulder. Yakko nuzzled his face on it. 

“And it’ll be part of your responsibilities to watch and care for him too, you know,” Lena said with a soft smile. 

“Really?” Yakko gasped. 

“Yep! As big brother, you have to make sure to always have his back and keep him safe when we aren’t around,” William explained. 

“Cool,” Yakko accepted the new responsibility. 

“He’s not a weakling, right?” He asked. 

“Of course not, honey. Your grandmother is wrong about that,” Lena quickly said. That was not something she was going to let her plant into his brain. 

“Okay,” He happily agreed, but Lena and William shared a look, knowing it wouldn’t be too long before he started his lessons and well- if ideas were already starting to take root...

No. Yakko would be fine. He was better than that. He was very sweet, he’d never be outright cruel or mean like his grandmother likely wanted him to be. When the time came, he’d make the right decisions. 

And so the family carried on, and Yakko did eventually start up his lessons with his grandmother, and Lena and William did their best to counteract them as they could, but it wasn’t easy. Angelina was tricky like that. 

And in the meantime, Wakkorotti (or just Wakko) was growing up into quite the wild child. He loved to run around- sometimes on all fours. He loved to chew on things, make mud pies, many other “improper behaviors” according to his grandmother. However, for the most part, Lena and William were good at keeping him away from her, being more protective over him than they were with Yakko. 

Still. That never stopped the little prince from getting into trouble anyway. 

“Wakko, what are you chewing on?” Lena looked up from her book, her maternal instincts kicking in. Wakko didn’t respond. 

“Wakko...” She said in a warning tone, looking at him, before gasping and realizing he was chewing on a book from her mother’s study she had given to Yakko for her or William to read to him. 

“Wakko, drop that now.” she ordered, panicked. Confused at her urgency, he dropped it immediately, and Lena quickly bent over and took the papers from him. 

“Remember what I said? We don’t chew on books. You can chew on your toys instead,” Lena reminded him softly. 

“Sorry mummy,” he apologized. Lena sighed tiredly. 

“It’ll be alright, let’s just get it fixed before-”

A knock on the nursery door interrupted her sentence, and before she knew it, her mother entered the room. 

“Angelina, it turns out I need-” The queen stopped midthought when she noticed Lena was holding the book, which was covered in teeth marks and slobber. 

“You let him get to it?” She gave a look of disgust at her grandson. 

“Wakko, get behind me,” Lena stood from her rocking chair, and Wakko obeyed, scurrying behind the safety of his mother. 

“That ‘son’ of yours is no better than a goat in a barn,” Angelina shook her head. “Though even a lowly goat is more intelligent than him.”

“He’s four, mother, have some mercy,” Lena responded. 

“Mercy is for those who deserve it, not for stupid, filthy animals,” Angelina rolled her eyes. 

“That book was supposed to be for Yakko’s lessons.” she looked at Wakko. “He’s going to be important one day, unlike you. Your job is to simply sit on the sidelines and be civilized, but you can’t even do that, can you?” she glared. 

“That’s enough, mother,” Lena warned, stepping in front of Wakko to block his vision. 

“Don’t act like you’re so tough, Angelina,” she warned. “I know your weaknesses too. The Tower is still plenty functional.” 

Lena didn’t break. 

“Well now... seeing as you’ve ruined a perfectly good book of mine, I suppose I’ll just be leaving this here then,” Angelina rolled her eyes and pulled out a toy bunny from her dress pocket. “I think one of them left it in my study, and I can’t fathom as to why.”

“That’s- that’s Yakko’s bunny. I haven’t seen that in years... why did you have it? He missed it so,” Lena took the toy from her. 

“Toys are for fools, of which Yakko is not,” She remarked. 

“Toys are for children, of which Yakko is,” Lena replied coldly. 

“Of course you’d think that,” The queen sighed. 

“Well... seeing as I have no more use of the two of you, I’ll be taking my leave now,” She nodded and left. Lena rolled her eyes before turning around. 

“Are you alright dear?” Lena asked Wakko. Wakko sniffled, holding back tears. 

“M’fine,” he said. Lena wrapped him in a quick hug. 

“I’m going to give this to Yakko- his sword lesson with his father should be done soon,” Lena looked at the clock in the room. “Will you be okay waiting in here a moment?”

Wakko nodded. 

“Good,” she kissed his forehead. “Yakko will be right here in a moment. I’m afraid I have to go- I’m not feeling well. You’ll stay right in here though, right?” She asked with a soft smile. 

Wakko nodded once more.

“Good,” she gave him another hug. 

“I love you,” She said, and left the playroom in a rush. Wakko didn’t have the slightest clue as to why, but he was fine with waiting in the playroom. It was his favorite place to be. 

However, his grandmother’s words played on repeat in his head, and for some reason, he couldn’t get it out. 

She said he was a wild and filthy animal. That wasn’t true. He took baths, though he did have a tendency to get dirty at times... but that was because it was fun. Fun things aren’t bad... right?

Wakko wasn’t any more an animal than his grandmother was, that’s what Daddo would say. 

Still... Grandmum was scary. She was mean and old and wrinkly and her stares were mean. He didn’t like how it felt when she looked at him. 

Thinking about it made his eyes fill with tears, and before he knew it, he crawled under the playroom table and began to cry. 

He wasn’t stupid... was he?

He had been told several times not to chew on books or things that weren’t his, especially if they were his grandmother’s. He should’ve paid more attention. Stupid people don’t pay attention...

“Wakko? Where are you?” Without Wakko realizing, Yakko had entered the room. Still, Wakko was in the middle of crying and wasn’t going to stop now. 

“Wakko? Are you crying?” Yakko asked, looking around for him, until he eventually found him under the table. 

“Hey... it’s okay,” Yakko said, crawling under the table and joining him, giving him a tight hug. 

“I-I’m not stupid, r-right?” Wakko sniffled. 

“Of course not, Wak,” Yakko reassured. “You’re smart.”

“B-but I don’t read o-or talk like you,” he pouted. 

“Dad said being slow isn’t stupid, so you aren’t stupid,” Yakko let go and pointed out. 

“Did Grandma tell you that?” He asked. Wakko nodded sadly. 

“Grandma is wrong about you,” He said. “She doesn’t like you for no reason, but she should like you. You’re really fun.”

“I am?” Wakko perked up a little. Yakko nodded. 

“You make up the best games and stories,” He grinned. “Plus, you’re pretty cute too. I don’t know many people who can refuse those puppy dog eyes.”

“Thanks Yakko!” Wakko beamed and gave his brother a hug. “You’re a good older sib.”

“No problem, Wak,” he chuckled. “Let’s play now, I have to go to my lesson in a half-hour.”

“But that’s so sooooooooon. I’ll die of boredommmmmm,” He pouted.

“I know, but you know you can’t sit in. I don’t need to remind you of last time...” Yakko said, and Wakko looked at the floor. 

“Okay...” he sighed. Yakko bit his lip. 

“Oh! I have an idea!” He snapped his fingers. Quickly, he crawled out under the table and grabbed his toy bunny and crawled back under. 

“While I’m at my lessons you can have this,” he said, handing it to him. 

“But mum said it’s yours,” Wakko frowned. 

“I don’t mind parting with Bugs if it’ll make you feel better,” Yakko smiled.

“You mean it?” Wakko’s face lit up. 

“Of course. Bugs has brought me a lot of comfort, I’m sure he can do the same for you,” Yakko said. “Plus, Grandma doesn’t like him much, so he’ll need someone to watch over him too. Are you up to the challenge?” 

“Yeah!” Wakko agreed enthusiastically, and Yakko handed him the stuffed bunny. 

“I’ll protect him with my life,” he promised. Yakko snorted. 

“I know you will,” he elbowed him lightly. 

“Now... can we crawl out of here and get to playing? I’m a lot taller than you and it is cramped under here,” he joked. 

Wakko nodded, and together the brothers crawled out from under the table, and began to properly play their silly little games to the fullest they could, and when their thirty minutes was over, Wakko was happy waiting and watching over Yakko’s bunny, Bugs, promising to make sure the bunny didn’t feel lonely and that he always had someone to watch over and protect him, like how he had Yakko. 

Wakko was the luckiest little brother in the world.

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[lefanartist-archive]

I wonder what sorta things Rusty likes… also does the dusty daddo have any cute stories relating to Killy? I bet Huggy is gonna end up having a stroke, at least Rusty seems chill. (Soft man deserves many many hugs, they remind me of a old teddy bear that had been stuck in the attic for an unknown amount of time. One of these days I will give myself a physical form just you wait n see! 🥺)

Rusty: "Hmm, well, as a matter'a fact I do! Where should I begin... Ah here's one, so basically there was this one time after one of my tests, I was beat up real bad by them scientist folk, blood and fabric everywhere heh. Anyways so I was walking back into our cell and collapsed outside the bars, the gate was open so the lil darlin' picked me up and carried me inside the cell, then she used some'a her own threads n'stuff to patch me up! Then there was this other time when she was a kid, she finally learned how to talk. "Dad" was her first word y'know, but uh, the happiness was short lived since the scientists didn't want her yappin' to others 'bout the experiments n'tests so uhm, they uh, cut out her tongue... but hey! At least I got to hear her sweet lil voice once right? ......Oh uh, these ain't really the happy cute type of stories are they? Sorry, lemme think..." *pauses for a moment*

...

Rusty: "Aha! The day we escaped them scientists was a good one! I was gettin kinda old and tired for the tests and exper'ments, so they was plannin' on puttin' me to "sleep", and when they came to our cell with needles n'stuff in hand, she immediately knew somethin was up! Whoo' boy, she tore each of 'em to shreds before ya could say anythin' really. We hid in the vents from that day onward, feedin' off'a anyone dumb enough to get caught in 'er grasp! I honestly owe my life to my daughter, I would'a died that day if she hadn't done anythin'. I don't really remember the day she got lost, its kinda blurry, but once I see 'er again I can ask her right? Just gotta wait till Lovey here takes me to her."

Lovey: "Ey we're nearly there, have patience- and yes, Huggy is going to kill me for bringing in another person but its important this time-"

[brandonwayneb]

the words spread amongst agents knowingly lying for “pro fit”

Public “service agents” Sec, Celery Sticks!! Fiddle sticks!! Painos! Pen Oak Key!! Micky Mose!! Club Hose! lol

2 foo faz Za Za's

2 dream drake dole deals

2 2 sex tutu

22 floot that goes floop floop

22 kiss me daddy

22 dream eater

22 drake deal

22 hurry cash app

22 smoke cigarettes

22 hurry call white daddy

22 gray alien wash

22 piggly wiggly

22 daddy cell dip

22 cash ship city kitty cats

22 kiss my cock

22 lick my boot and tea hole

22 deee rag

22 deee rog

22 dream drake daddy gay panty

22 blame me daddy

22 use them cocky boys to help

22 use the boys to attitude

22 that will do daddy o

22 gun sim

22 bubble gum princess

22 floss my ass with white trash

22 blame me daddo

22, 1 spanish boy

22, 1 black boy

22, dea boys playing death day again

22, hurry hurry blame the gays for fridge and fudge pack shop facts

22, hurry ur nut sacks are exposed

22, cell mit!!!

22, wear a hat!!

22, rhyme about drugs and cats!!

22, hurry stab medical needles!

22, hurry!! hurry!! theres a gay man!

22, hurry hurry gay people infect u!

22, hurry hurry cash op that money

22, hurry hurry cow fist glove me

22, hurry hurry haley's commit

lol get a life.

Okay well, I will just listen to you guys make "Dream" and "Drag Gun" deals LOL its too much fun to listen to ass kissers who think they know better than a gay guy who's survived more attacks than either of you can count,

you guys act like these are the first comments ever made,

as if living near you, has suddenly meant Money and Rape Deals to Cash.

lol..

You do realize ive lived longer than 1 year right?

how many rapes were there?

how much fluid was involved?

what are the names?

what are the dates?

i thought you guys are paid to keep track LOL!!

i love sarcasm so much lol

woooo disney rat sticks lol

keep going,

i will mock every word lol

22!! hurry he has 2 brees!

22!! hurry he has 2 annas!

22!! hurry he has 2 eyes!!

22!! hurry he has 2 drag guns!!

22!! hurry the gays wants ur fudge!!

lol LOL

all because i say "22"

and stare at you while you exchange words with people in the "fake know" lol

all you guys are doing, in PANDERING to white corruption lol.. and trying to make a "dime" off a gay guys back

22!! hurry he talks in 3rd person!! lol

22!! hurry hurry! he eats feet!!

22!! hurry hurry he eats dreams!!

22!! hurry hurry he has dream goo!!

LOL shut up HAHA

okay Cody.

and Okay, Black dude he guards the elevator and immediately bombards people with guns and drug comments, and alien and snake comments lol

22!! HURRY HURRY! sugar cane!

22!! hurry hurry dream goo!!

22!! hurry hurry a drake!! on deck!

lol hahahaha grow up!! LOL

i walk around with my ass available to be kissed, but try the truth first Boys, not rushed "Pay Nick" hurry hurry santa clause!! lol

22!! hurry hurry haley commit!! lol

Just Tell Me,

"They Wood Stalk Me"

Perfect Wood Stock!

Yes! lets say our Hippy heirtage has been completely reduced to a few random guys paid to reduce Dick comments lol

Yes, "...just tell me they wood stock"

Yes!! Perfect!!

They Wood Stalk!!

HURRY HURRY hostile pit them! hurry hurry!

get a life.

WoodStalk, has nothing to do with DICK. crazy!!

"...just tell me they wood stock"

Yes!! hurry!! excuses to rush crime's agaisnt random citizens with the common ability called 2 ears! lol

WoodStalk!! hurry hurry!! lol

dont forget Hate Elite Haley Commits too!!

dont forget "cow sex glove haley coomitt tons"

and "woodstalk"

hurry hurry!! send the reports to the president!! hurry!!

Public “service agents” Sec, Celery Sticks!! Fiddle sticks!! Painos! Pen Oak Key!! Micky Mose!! Club Hose! lol

hurry hurry system cell stem rapture!!

[cryingovershance]

okay hey don’t know if anyone cares and i know that it hasnt been updated recently, but in light of recent news, the tw sh/ance au i have been writing is like. definitely going to be paused until tw the actual show is long dead and buried in the ground, preferably somewhere freshly salted so it will never rise again :)

[agent-barnes40]

Betrayal

The Doctor’s most loved Companion turns out to be a traitor.

Warnings: Screaming, violence obviously, OOC Master, angry Doctor, mostly dialogue 

Characters: OC, The Master, The Doctor, The Fam

The Doctor had noticed her favorite companion, Caitlyn was on their phone more, and more especially after adventures on planets. It wasn't until Graham had pointed something out to the Doctor. 

“Hey, Doc? Can I talk to you?” Graham had called out, after the rest of the group had left the TARDIS. “What's up Graham? Not liking the bunk beds? The Ponds loved them.” 

“Uh, No Doc. I think Cait’s not okay. They keep talking on the phone to a..ah uh.. Vanguard.” Graham said, watching as The Doctor’s eyes widened. “Tell Ryan and Yaz to go pick up something to eat. Tell Caitlyn to get back on The TARDIS, Now!” 

Graham nodded and ran out, telling Yaz and Ryan exactly that and gently pushed Caitlyn toward the TARDIS, giving the young adult barely a chance to react when The Doctor pulled them into the time machine. 

“Anything you wanna tell me?” The Doctor asked, trying to give them a chance to tell her what was going on. “Whatever do you mean, Doc?”

“Who are you on the phone with?” 

“My.. boyfriend, Doctor. He’s just really concerned.” The 20-year-old uttered out, their eyes meeting and finally the Doctor snapped. 

“You're talking with The Master! The Time-Lord that killed O and took over Earth so many times!” The Doctor yelled, spinning for a minute in rage and when she finally met eyes with her companion they had a smirk and a darkness in their eyes that she had never seen before. 

“Graham rat me out? Good to know. I know everything that Dad knows.” Caitlyn grinned, as they pulled their phone out and dialed a number, the familiar voice of The Master came rumbling from the speakers.

“Hello Darling, did she finally find out?” 

“Yeah, care to pick me up? We’re in Sheffield again.”

“Be there now.” 

The Doctor had stood there in shock as the very young, Time-Lord spun in a circle. “How?” 

The Master pushed open the TARDIS doors, the Fam following behind him and they all watched as The Master leaned down to press a kiss to the girl’s head. “My child is just like your wife, Doctor. Half Time-Lord, but not raised to be your killer.” 

The Doctor’s eyes darkened and the youngest Time-lord in the room turned around and headed for the TARDIS doors, smiling seeing the shell of O’s house. “Be back Daddo!” 

[hlbcv]

*clears throat* DADDO CALHOUN U BETTER BROUGHT RECIPE BOOKS BEFORE I FOUND A WAY TO GO THERE AND FEED THOSE TWO MYSELF. LOVERMAN IS ACCEPTABLE BCUS AI BUT GRAMPS SCRUFFY GONNA FEEL MY WRATH. -R

( A muffled answer yells out from the kitchen. )

“WHAT? A-ALRIGHT! They called out so many recipes...does every online recipe come with those monologues? How can I know if they’re important or not??”

“Calhoun...buddy.”

[stxrdust-stereo]

Okay I just realized I need help. So. I. Uh. Have this. Kirby AU. And, no, I don't mean a Kirby x Undertale AU, I mean just Kirby. So, anyways, I just realized I barely have any of the story for this thing. And I've had it for quite some time.

But anyways. I call it the DadKnight AU most of the time. Mainly because one of the biggest things is Meta Knight is Kirby's daddo. And Kirby is a smol child. Y'know what lemme just explain how the characters work in this AU of mine because then storywise it'll be easier to build.

Meta Knight - Kirby's Dad, GalactaKnight's son, and ShadowKnight(which is what I call him)/Dark Meta Knight's brother. He is very overtly protective of Kirby for multiple reasons. DadKnight also knows how to weld and can make many things with metal.

Kirby - Very, very smol child. Meta Knight's son. He's met GalactaKnight on a few occasions, but those were for not-so-good reasons. The reason I call Meta Knight DadKnight.

ShadowKnight - Meta Knight's brother, GalactaKnight's other son. Basically just very chaotic, and also the younger, more annoying sibling. Can and will help Meta Knight if the situation is dire, though. Usually that happens when GalactaKnight decides to show up.

GalactaKnight - Meta Knight and ShadowKnight's dad. May or may not be possessed by a demon(this happened after Meta and Shadow were no longer children). Has attacked Meta Knight multiple times, as well as Kirby. Has tried to kill Kirby numerous times. Has also tried to flat out just steal Kirby. He has a lot more backstory than everybody else thus far.

Onnix(my OC who was made specifically for this AU) - Onnix isn't related to any of the above characters, but they look up to Meta Knight, and want to be like him someday. He will occassionally babysit Kirby if Meta Knight is busy. Meta Knight made him a mask that looks similar to his own. Has a sword. Still needs a complete backstory, but will get one eventually. Is a teenager probably. Non-Binary.

And.... That's just the main antag/protags. There are other characters, but... they aren't super important. If.. anybody would like to help me on developing this AU more, I would appreciate it!

I'm also gonna make refs for all the characters mentioned here, because... they look slightly different from the canon. And one of them is my OC.

But, yeAh! That's all. I love this AU so much though. And I really hope some of you are interested.

[hatekuhnradiated]

More FNaF, because of course

I decided to finish them, and love their designs so much, especially Mercury's.

Also bios:

Name: Mercury Spring

Universe: Cybernetic Torture

Animatronic type: Funtime/Radioactive

Functionality: Decent

Chance of Malfunction: Average

Chance of Haywire: Average

Age: 17

Sex: Male

Personality: Shy, Quiet, Introvert, Emotional, Empathetic, Sweetheart, Kind

Sexuality: Asexual

Friends: Cupcake, Chain, Cryo

Family: Hate-Tronic (Daddo), Toxic Spring (Other daddo)

Relationship: Single

Height: 7'3"

Weight: 417 lbs

Preferred clothing: Nothing

Other facts:

-He can't wear much clothes because it hurts his boils.

-He isn't able to move very many of his metal plates, because there's boils on them, and if he does move them the can burst, or just plain hurt.

If he's scared, his metal plates can open automatically, and then he's in pain for hours.

-Like his daddo Tronic, he has a built-in GPS, like his other daddo Toxic, he's toxic to humans.

-He likes messing with Cupcake's ears.

-He's actually really strong.

Name: Cupcake Bonnie

Universe: Cybernetic Torture

Functionality: Good

Chance of Malfunction: Low

Chance of Haywire: Average

Age: 16

Sex: Male

Personality: Timid, Kind, Energetic, Creative, Loud, Easy-going, Somewhat aggressive

Sexuality: Pansexual

Friends: Mercury, Chain, Cryo

Family: Easter Bonnie (Daddo), Dreadbear (Other daddo)

Relationship: Single

Height: 6'9"

Weight: 321 lbs

Preferred clothing: Anything really

Other facts:

-He often feels bad for Mercury, so he tries to do anything that'll comfort him.

-He always thinks about other people more then himself, this tends to not go well for him.

Name: Chain Freddy

Universe: Cybernetic Torture

Functionality: Good

Chance of Malfunction: Low

Chance of Haywire: Low

Age: 15

Sex: Male

Personality: Chill, Calm, Curious, Quiet, Honest, Intelligent, Caring

Sexuality: Bisexual

Friends: Mercury, Cupcake, Cryo

Family: Shamrock Freddy (Daddo), VR Teddy (Other daddo)

Relationship: Single

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 219 lbs

Preferred clothing: Anything that covers his body.

Other facts:

-From mid torso down his metal plates are see-through, and you can fully see his endoskeleton.

He's very self-conscious about it.

-He's able to switch his consciousness to anything electronic.

-He's obsessed with Mercury's four arms.

Name: Cryo Foxy

Universe: Cybernetic Torture

Functionality: Okay

Chance of Malfunction: High

Chance of Haywire: High

Age: 17

Sex: Female

Personality: Calm, Quiet, Easily irritated, Extrovert, Aggressive, Competitive, Laid-back

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Friends: Mercury, Cupcake, Chain

Family: Grim Foxy (Daddo), Freddy Frostbear (Other daddo)

Relationship: Single

Height: 6'

Weight: 223 lbs

Preferred clothing: Dresses

Other facts:

-She's able to withstand both extreme cold or extreme heat, although she prefers the cold.

-She can freeze or set fire to things.

-She loves hugs.

[blainesebastian]

Yes hi! So what is your dream scenario for season three of good girls? What would you love to see??

I’m going to make a list of realistic / unrealistic agenda items. You can decide which is which: 

Rio not dying. I can’t stress this enough as number 1 thanks. 

Rio in a range of colors that involve cream, maroon and navy

Beth attempting to handle business on her own and failing miserably (not that I’m saying she can’t be a boss bitch, she can, but she’s trigger happy (pun intended) on thinking she can tackle a criminal empire when she’s had such little experience 

More under a cut because I got chatty oops

Rio making a come back that is both petty and incredible (I love the idea of Rio gaslighting Beth. Teasing her with him not being dead to the point where it feels like someone has caught on to Beth shooting him??? Beth not thinking it’s Rio until the moment where he goes: Surprise bitch, bet you thought you’d seen the last of me)

Rio getting to be a good daddo to Marcus 

Rio instantly not forgiving Beth just ‘because’ she shot him OR being impressed that she pulled the trigger (shit ain’t cute fam)

Rio and Beth working on opposite sides of one another (as in, in a criminal empire, trying to outdo one another, trying to take the other down. This can develop logically into frenemies and maybe some hate sex, I’m not opposed). 

I want a logical step by step for Beth and Rio’s relationship development. Honestly, I’m okay if it happens in a few different ways, I just don’t want ooc nonsense like the last episode of last season 

Dean needs to nOT (that’s it, that’s the bullet point) 

I’d like Beth to realize that Dean, while maybe a good father, not good for a family in the long run 

I should probably write some stuff about other characters: Annie needs to find a man that makes sense for her and her son, Ruby and Stan can keep being perfect because they’re the most healthy relationship rn) 

I know this isn’t possible but do we really need so many new characters???? Can’t we fix....the old ones....first?????

More Beth x Ruby x Annie scenes where the girls just have FUN. 

Beth and Rio can make out if they’ve earned it (you know what I’m saying. I don’t want fan service because it never works the way you want it to) 

I want Rio to be in more than 2 episodes, give Manny some dialogue that is developed and give the mAN more dEVELOPMENT fOR HIS CHARACTER. 

That’s it. That’s the tea.