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babyawacs · 2 years ago
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.@law @law .@judge @judges .@harvard_law .@sun @ap @reuters @bbc_whys  @france24 @snowden @ha aretzcom @deutschland @dw @phoenix_de @bild @sz lawyers idoubt itis understood by clowns that i t does absolutelynot matter a rats arse whatthey think or assume about me ormyfortune: but tha t #keypoint they can that arbitrarily harm mess damage smear reveals the german situation and ge rman intent quitewell. that it does absolutelynot matter whatthey assume about thecase is not understood but thatthey are empowered by a criminal controlsystem criminalgovernance todowhat: t h i s . is what matters. allgame for betrayit forever and ineffectivity of a civillian as ger manproof: is selfevidence of a criminal controlsystem criminal governance criminal securitypolicy
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snowisflesh-blog123 · 5 years ago
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fucking can’t stand shampoo every goddam female bottle is like yaaaassss queen lather that honey nut bourbon coconut citrus into your loucious locks queen! you know it babe and then the dude ones are fucking you are a MAN you do MANLY things, MANproof your hair for all those muddy cricket pitches, cricket cricket cricket!! tell me why the FUCK they mention cricket so much on the bottle???
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fijnzwanger-blog · 7 years ago
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Kijk dat is leuk om te horen dat de aanstaande papa de cursus ook echt mannen proof vond. Dus alle mannen van Nederland wil je eigenlijk ook niet op cursus, maar wil je vrouw heel graag toch een cursus boeken? Kom dan naar de eendaagse bevalcuruss van fijnzwanger. Dit is een cursus waar je echt wat aan hebt, en je straks niet aan de zijlijn komt te staan om alleen haar hand vast te houden. Ik beloof je een nuchtere en mannen proof cursus. Met een biertje of een wijntje. Geen bloederige verhalen en films en echt praktische info en geen weeendansjes. In vier uur tijd stoom ik jullie klaar voor de geboorte. Inclusief heerlijke hapjes en healthy drankjes. Kijk op www.fijnzwanger.nl voor meer info en datums. #eendaagsebevalcursus #1daagsebevalcursus #fijnzwanger #sabinedegroot #zwanger #zwangerschap #zwangerschapscursus #cursus #mannenproof #manproof #papaproof #nuchter #biertje #wijntje #dagjeuit #pufclub2017 #pufclub2018 #pregnant #momtobe2018 #momtobe2017
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robogiggles · 8 years ago
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allcheatscodes · 8 years ago
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Halo: Reach cheats & more for Xbox 360 (X360)
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Genre: Shooter, First-Person Shooter
Developer: Bungie Software
Publisher: Microsoft Game Studios
ESRB Rating: Mature
Release Date: September 14, 2010
Hints
How To Get A Pelican
On the level when you fly around the city in a falcon. When kat needs back up on oni base and only at this time go to the club and go to left of the club and there will big a little opening. There is a button on top op this opening you need two people on needs a jetpack an you fly up there. When you click the you got to the ring and fly in the middle of it and it turns into and it is a plecan. You can do this with a banshee and you do the same thing its a phamton.
Halo Reach Ranks
Get the following credits to reach the corresponding rank in Halo: Reach:
Recruit – 0 cR
Private – 7,500 cR
Corporal – 10,000 cR
Corporal Grade 1 – 15,000 cR
Sergeant – 20,000 cR
Sergeant Grade 1 – 26,250 cR
Sergeant Grade 2 – 32,500 cR
Warrant Officer – 45,000 cR
Warrant Officer Grade 1 – 78,000 cR
Warrant Officer Grade 2 – 111,000 cR
Warrant Officer Grade 3 – 144,000 cR
Captain – 210,000 cR
Captain Grade 1 – 233,000 cR
Captain Grade 2 – 256,000 cR
Captain Grade 3 – 279,000 cR
Major – 325,000 cR
Major Grade 1 – 350,000 cR
Major Grade 2 – 375,000 cR
Major Grade 3 – 400,000 cR
Lt. Colonel – 450,000 cR
Lt. Colonel Grade 1 – 480,000 cR
Lt. Colonel Grade 2 – 510,000 cR
Lt. Colonel Grade 3 – 540,000 cR
Brigadier – 1,400,000 cR
Brigadier Grade 1 – 1,520,000 cR
Brigadier Grade 2 – 1,640,000 cR
Brigadier Grade 3 – 1,760,000 cR
General – 2,000,000 cR
General Grade 1 – 2,200,000 cR
General Grade 2 – 2,350,000 cR
General Grade 3 – 2,500,000 cR
General Grade 4 – 2,650,000 cR
Field Marshall – 3,000,000 cR
Hero – 3,700,000 cR
Legend – 4,600,000 cR
Mythic – 5,650,000 cR
Noble – 7,000,000 cR
Eclipse – 8,500,000 cR
Nova – 11,000,000 cR
Forerunner – 13,000,000 cR
Reclaimer – 16,500,000 cR
Inheritor – 20,000,000 cR
Fast Ranking
If you want to rank up fast, try this:
Do firefight on legendary.
Put the overshields on x4 and the power on invincible, the damage on 300% and choose weapons you like. Put the ammo on bottomless cup.
Now make your own waves. Put (almost) all on either elites or brutes. You can’t die so don’t worry about hammers or feul rod cannons. If you don’t have the killionaire achievement, put in one bonus wave full of grunts and choose an explosive weapon (plasma grenade launcher, feul rod cannon, rocketlauncher). Wait until the grunts jump out of the plane. When a big crowd of grunts have gathered, shoot your rocket a few times and you will easily get the achievement.
Unlimited Armor Lock
First, go into editor mode and make 2 armor locks. Go out of editor mode, Then you equip one of them, then use it. While you are using it, then go back into editor mode. Go to the other one you made and press ‘delete all of these’ and go back to normal. It should give you unlimited armor lock. Comment if it works.
Easy Credits
A way to get credits is go to fire fight and go to options put in invulnerable and bottomless clip than go a map and go out side and let them hit or shoot you. You will get 10 credits a minute so you can go and do homework or something.
Emiles Armor
You go to the pillar of autumn mission and go to the part where Emile dies. You go up to the mac turret and walk over the Emiles dead body and melee it and it will showhis armor do all the lights like when you get hit its pretty cool but you can only do it once.
Easy Rank Up
First what you have to do is set the map to Holdout. Set the difficulty to easy. Go to game options then spartan settings then Base traits then sheild and health. Set damage resistance to invulnerable. 4x sheilds. Set your damage to 300%. Put gravity to 50%. Jump height to 50%. then go back and go to loudouts. Put your 1st and 2nd weapon to DMR and Plasma Cannon. Your epuipment:jet pack. And 4x frags. Now you should rank up faster.
Harmless Tank. Kinda
This is actualy a way to kill other tanks faster and safer. When ever you have to fight a tank, and your in one, aim at the main cannon of the opponent tank and it will blow up, he wont be able to shoot at you so you wil have a definite win. Unless your a noob.
Super Jump on Forge World
If you want to experience an awesome way to enjoy Forge World, then read the following text.
step 1: before starting the map, set the base player traits to 50% gravity, 300%speed, and 300% jump hight.
step 2: start the game of forge and spawn an EVADE armor ability (on a raised platform like the hanger) and spawn an incline at the edge of the platform.
step 3: Have someone pick up the EVADE and start running for the incline. Once you hit the base of the incline, use the armor ability.
CONGRATULATIONS, if you did it correctly, you should be soaring through the air faster than a banshee in full boost.
step 4: Have fun and tell your friends!
Rank Up Faster
By playing score attack in firefight matchmaking, you can rank up much faster than doing regular mulitplayer. Challenges are more easily met and achievements are also easier to get. Gruntpocalypse is the easiest way to rank up, but if you want a real challenge to rank up the fastest, just do regular firefight.
Level Up Faster
First start up two controllers then first player sign in then in the main menu go to custom game then just find the second player who wont try to kill you because he can’t move and just kill him and you will get promoted fast.
Easy Emile’s Helmet For Avatar
Go to matchmaking, then go on to playlist, go to competitive and go on “Living dead”. There you have to be the human instead of zombie. You have a shotgun and a magnum but use the shotgun. Before the zombie kills you, shoot it and you should not only get a Bulltrue metal but Emile’s helmet. I did this but I killed the zombie and the zombie killed me at the same time.
Iron Man
Iron man – This only works on forge mode. First you haveto place a Armor Lock ANYWHERE! Then you Get the Armor lock and Hold down the LB On your Xbox 360 controller. After you done that Press up on your D-pad (FORGE MODE)And spawn another Armor lock (STILL HOLDING LB) and pressThe B button on your Xbox 360 Controller and find DeleteAll of these. (STILL HOLDING LB) and press Up on your D-Pad to go back into Game mode and you should be iron manPROOF: Go all the way up to the sky on forge mode and FallYou shouldn’t get hurt!
New Vehicles
There are several new vehicles in the game for both the covenant and the UNSC. The new vehicles for the Covenant are the Revanant and the seraph and the new vehicles for the UNSC are the rocket warthog, falcon drop-ship, and the saber fighter.
Easiest Way To Get Carters Helmet
To do this you must clear a Campaign mission on legendary without dying. First select winter contingency, set it on legendary, let Noble team do all the work and you will get that helmet in no time.
How To Hijack A Flacon/banshee
You go to campaign and go on Exodus part 3 and kill the ODST and the marine and get in the Falcon and have to have two people and you should get banshee fly fast, and low.
How To Get A Pelican On New Alexandra
Go to the building next to the club at the end of the misson you need 2 people to do this you drive a falcon and the other person goes on top then fly to the building next to the club then go to the opening part make the falcon stay a little to the ceiling the the other player hits the switch then go in the ring then You have a Pelican.
Compass And Latitude And Longitude.
The controls are quite similar to lowering your weapon. Hold down the LB+RB+X+UP D-pad+CLICK RIGHT ANOLOG STICK, all at once for about 3 seconds. I would suggest clicking the right anolog stick with your chin or bottom teeth against your bottom lip to click it. I do it with my bottom teeth and lip. It is very similar to lowering you weapon, except you use the up d-pad and not the down.
Turret-less Warthog
You can use any variant of warthogs for this trick. In forge, go into editor mode. Spawn a landmine, and set it down anywhere. Then spawn any warthog variant, but do not set it down yet, take the warthog, and rub it against the landmine. And now you have warthog without a gun. The driver seat and the passenger seat can both be accessed.NOTE: if you have done it correctly, it is best that you do not put your warthog in any other damage. Or else the warthog may be completely destroyed.
Inside The Wall In Forge
Go to forge and then forge world and then when you spawn stay where you are (if you are in the cave in the mountain and at the very back) and spawn a double wall or Coliseum window (the window works best) while in your ball back up in to the wall (not to fast) and when you get in the wall press Y.
Name Of Helmets Of The Noble Team For Spartan
Carter’s Helmet: Commando (Commander Rank- 85, 000 cR)
Kat’s Helmet: Air Assault (Warrant Officer Rank- 15, 000 cR)
Jun’s Helmet: Scout [HU/RS] (Captain Rank- 45, 000 cR for base and HU/RS)
Emile’s Helmet: EVA [C] [CNM] (Commander Rank- 145, 000 cR for base and CNM)
Jorge’s Helmet: Grenadier [UA] (Warrant Officer Rank- 30, 000 cR for base and UA)
Noble Six’s Helmet: Mark V [B] [UA] (Recruit rank aka “starters”- 750 cR for UA)
Note: In order to get Emile’s Helmet to be available, purchase the EVA for 30, 000 cR (Major Rank).
Easy Kills With Spartan Laser
When you have a spartan laser and your intending to kill people outside of vehicles with it. Hold down the rt button to charge it up and let it go right before it shoots, that way if someone comes at you around a corner or something your spartan laser will already have been charged up so you can shoot him right away.
Disable Vehicles With The Grenade Launcher
Once you have a grenade launcher, HOLD the right trigger. When you hold the right trigger the grenade doesn’t explode, it just bounces around, when you let go of the right trigger it will explode. When it explodes it acts the same way as the plasma pistol when you overcharge it, but the grenade launcher is better cause it explodes and disables vehicles. This will be useful for disabling banshees and falcons.
Spider Turrets
To make the package level easier have one person hide in the rocks behind turret c since it’ll make things easier for your teamates since the turret’ll help kill some of the enemies massing in front of halseys lab and if it goes offline just come come out reactivate it and hide again the only threat to the person in the rocks is the nearby phantom’s turret just hide in the crevice to avoid it while making pot shots when needed to help your allies.
Armor Lock Floating
First, equip Armor Lock ability. Then stand on a Flacon and take off (with you on top and a friend driving). Finally, throw a sticky grenade on top of the Falcon and stand on the grenade. Right before the grenade explodes, use Armor Lock. Because grenades don’t affect your position in Armor Lock, the Falcon should shoot towards the ground while you stay in the air, floating until you release Armor Lock.
Easy Way To Kill Any Brute
This works with any brute. Get a needle weapon of any kind (rifle, or needler) and shoot it with accuract at a brute. The only way it wont work is if they go in armor lock or dodge. On legendary a normal brute takes 6 needles to kill, a cheiftain takes about 10-15, and a lord taked about 2 accurate clips. With the rifle it is alot less if you get headshots.
Easy Credits
To get easy credits all you have to do is spend about half an hour to an hour in forge and you will get 2000 to 4000 credits per round.
Hijacking A Wraith
To hijack a wraith without damaging it kill the gunner if there is one and get in the turret the driver’ll get out you can then kill him with the turret minimizing the damage you take.
New Weapons
There are also some new weapons for the Covenant and the UNSC. The new weopons for the Covenant are the plasma repeater, needle rifle, concussion rifle, and the plasma launcher. The new weopons for the UNSC are the m392 Designated Mrksman Rifle (DMR), M319 GL grenade launcher, and the H-165 FOM target locator.
Skull Picture On Forge World
First, go to the island in the center of the map. When you get there, go to the top of the mountain. You should see some burn marks but in the center there is a white skull.
Ghost Kill Infection Spire
First YOU get infected. Next you hide where the spire wall is (make sure you are close to the ghost when it goes by).Then you go BESIDE the ghost and use your energy sword.
Easy Way For Big Credits
To get big credit in Halo Reach, first go to custom game. Then have 4 players (if you have 4 consoles) on co-op play. After, choose infection and put the rounds to the highest. Start the match then play by your self and kill the three people over and over. Unless your a human, you could set the settings to 3 zombies. Then you might become a human and kill 3 zombies fo unlimited time.
Easy Defense Towards AI Gun
In the level “Pillar of Autumn” near the end, when your fighting all the brutes. The brute with the gravity hammer, kill him, and grab his hammer. After that switch to your other weapon so you don’t waste its ammo. Then when you are at the part after Emile dies, take out your gravity hammer and enter the building. Melee the grunts because they’re easy to kill, but use the full attack on the (some what hard elites to kill! ) elites. You will be up at the gun in about five seconds tops! This is a easy way to get to the AI gun. Questions or comments if needed on comment box.
Easy Elite Assassinations
On any mission of the campagn, turn your look sensitivity to about 8, 9, 10 (I would recommend 10) and run up to an elite and right before he hits you, quickly pull back on the left stick and move it clockwise as you turn the right stick slowly until your behind an elite and then assassinate it. You have to be quick though.
Twitchy Jumps
On any mode, while your in game, stand in any spot. Pull back on the left stick, then push forward and tap (A) and RB at the same time and you will twitch in mid air. It only works while using the Sprint armor ability.
Ninja Jump
Go to Forge World or Custom Game. Change game options to 50% gravity and 300% jump with 300% speed. Choose Evade as starting equipment. When the round starts use evade and you’ll be like a ninja flying in the sky. WARNING: May end up in dead in open areas. For careful use, play in an enclosed battle field.
6 CAGE LIVING DEAD GLITCHES!
1 . Where humans start go down the stairs turn right there is a hole, jump crawl in and your in
2. (human)when your a human at the zombie spawning point when your at the man cannon don’t go on it to the left is a skinny ramp jump on it turn right and your on the roof (zombies can spawn under you)
3. WARNING be very careful at the end of the man cannon theres a wall CAREFULLY walk behind it
4. Easy on every one does it now but where humans spawn up walk accross the side of near the steps go as far as you can and jump on the roof
5. (easy zombie kills) to kill a human easily if there at your 2nd base (NOT the beggining spawn) if there not at the steps go up the first one there is a window jump in it to sneak attack them
6. (another zombie kill) at the same base from glitch 5 you go to the left only if their at the steps go to the edge at the other side of the steps jump on it then jump on to the steps.
Angry Grunt’s Face On Forge World
You have to be on Forge World to do this. When you spawn in the hangar, go to the edge of it and stand and look at where the horizon and the halo meet. Look up a little bit and you should see what looks like an angry grunt’s face.
Pet Glass Cage On Halo Reach
By the hanger there is a thing that look like a window colliesam under the entrance, go into forge mode and place a teleport inside it and teleporter somewhere else and you be in that glass thingy mabob in no time.
How To Play 4-player Off-line Campaign Mode On One System
1) you have 2 players start campaign or firefighter
2) while in the campaign press A on controller 3 or 4 And sign in players 3 and 4
3) quit the current campaign/ firefight
4) start the game again, then a second after screen Goes blank you press A on controller 3 and 4 within A split-second of each other (approximately right before the games Says “setting up game”) it takes a lot of practice but once you get it Down enjoy playing with offline buddies in real life** I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS TO THEGAME AFTER THE GLITCH***.
Banches In
You need 2 players to do this. Where you start after you kill every enemy before destroying the guns, have one player stay where the covies were on the water, there should be a house and a box blocking, move it with a Ghost, go all the way to the other post, it’s out of the map, there should be a switch, activated it, tell the other player to turn the switch on (Switch appears after first switch is activated) go back where the Armor Lock and hologram is at, at the roof should be about 4-5 Banshees. NOTE: This may prevent you from destroying the 2 guns. And you can go out of bounds while driving the banshees.
Secret Cave On Forge Word
In the canyon northeast to where you originally spawn in default forge world there is a cave that’s about 12 feet long and not very wide but if you look around in the rocks pointing towards the big array that shoots in the sky you’ll find it.
Super Sprinter
Note! This only works on firefight*, forge, and custom game* (it works best on forge). First, go to movements and set player speed to 300% and *Jump height and gravity to 300%. Then set starting equipment to sprint. Finally, set your map (if firefight choose any. If custom game or forge, a good map would be forge world)if you did this right, you can now outrun any vehicle that you can spawn, but you can’t run on water (although, that would be cool) (*= optional)p. S similar to super jump on forge world.
How To Get A Turret-less Scorpion
NOTE! This only works on ForgeFirst, Set editor life on invulnerable or 2000%. Second, while in editor mode spawn a kill ball (gadgets, toys) and a scorpion (obviously. Vehicles). Third, grab the scorpion and fully put the scorpion (just don’t die). CONGRATS. If you did this right you should have a turret-less scorpion. NOTE! This also works with wraiths, revenants and warthogs (Gauss, rocket, default).
Kill An Enemy Player Fast
In matchmaking, chose any competitor only if you can use a DMR. Get a DMR and if you are close to the player hit em and quickly aim at the head and shoot. ( It may take about 2 shots. ).
Easier Way To Kill Elites On Legendary Mode
Use plasma weapons (plasma rifle, plasma repeater. ) to take out their shields then switch to a weapon that fires bullets to finish the job.
Go Outside Of Forgeworld
Start a forge match, delete all of the respawn points, go outside of the hanger and go up to the outside field above it, place a respawn point, next to the respawn point place a teleporter sender node, go bacck to the forge menu and select reciever node, drag the reiever node to the edge of where the map will let You go, hold down the left trigger and right bumber and push up on the anolog stick and the reciever will start to twitch soonafter the teleporter will fly out of bounds (dragging you with it). You wont be able to sttay out there forever, there is still that pesky countdown timer, after you die you will respawn next to the teleporter, you step through and ur back outside, you can move the teleporter alost anywere except for the actual edges of the map.
Easy Banshees, Fast And Low Achievement
On any difficulty on exidus rally point bata after you save the cavilions, but before the evac ship arives kill the three marines. Next when the falcons land they will start to fight eachother, go up to the closest one and it will say “board enemy ship” hop on the gun and there you go achievement granted. *note* you will be kicked out almost as sone as you take off so you will die but the achievement still stands.
Floating Spartan
You need two players for this cheat to happen. One player turns into a ball and gets out a platform and the other person jumps on the platform and the other person deletes the platform and the other player is floating in mid air one move and that person fall.
Super Slam
As far as I know, this only works on grunts, jackals and skirmishers: Make SURE to have the SPRINT armor ability equipped. Then simply sprint towards an enemy and tap the melee button. This is most effective against the hand-shield jackals. Note: may work on larger enemies if you “soften ’em up a bit” by unloading a few rounds first.
Easy Carter Helmet Avatar Award
To get the avatar award you must finish a campaign level on legendary without dieing. The level to do it is winter contingency, go past the first parts of it until you get to the first time you fight, take out all of them then go to the right, stick to the right the whole level, even in the car. Once you get to the part with the other marines go around the building and keep going until your on top of it. Sit there and keep headshotting everybody. After you get off the falcon for a second time run into the room with Kat and stay there until shes done. After that the other elites are kinda easy to kill just stay behind cover. NOTE: For the last elite with the energy sword DO NOT! Go at him because you will die! Stay back take out the grunts and try to stick him.
Easy Sword Elite Kill On Winter Contingency
When you get to the part when the machines are rising from the ground just kill all the grunts shoot the sword elite then sprint as fast as you can to where you start the just walk back he should be fighting jorge throw a grenade assasinate him or just let jorge do the dirty work hope this helps.
Gold Visor
You know the different color visor options for your helmet. Well there is a gold colored one. It gets unlocked when you reach the rank of captain. It coasts 250, 000 credits but you can only equip it when you are at lt.
Attacking Aliens In Closed Phantom
This is a Glitch which only works on the U shaped Phantom. What you need is a plasma gernade. What you do is when the phantom comes you aim up and run under a part of the U and you throw the plasma gernade under the part that opens. It should go in and stick an enemy.
Skip Respawan On Forge
If you are falling to your death and you forget what to do in that case just wait until you ALMOST hit the ground. The up key and your see your stuff fall on the ground but no body. When you get out of your orb you will I have a full thing of ammo (only if you shot your gun). You just survived death. This can even be used to get ammo if you truly want to do that. This is all in the timing that you do this. It says you did not die.
Makeshift Warthog
You know the trucks you drive on the mission winter contingency? Well even though it doesn’t have a turret Noble 5 can get on the back of the truck which turns it into an improvised warthog.
Armor Abilities
Here are all the different Armor Abilities in the game. I think the abilities are self-explanatory.
Jet Pack
Sprint
Holographic Decoy
Active Camofloge
Drop Shield
Armor Lock
Evade
Trailer Video
Cheats
Lower Your Weapon!
You can only do this when you’re playing offline. Lower your weapon by holding down “Grenade Switch” + “Reload” + Click the Right Stick + Down on the D-Pad. That would be B + X + CLICK RIGHT STICK + DOWN (D-Pad) on the default controls, but this also works if you have different control settings!
Halo: REACH Recon Helmet And Armor Codes (video)
Easy Fast Forward
To easily get fast-forward to work without ruining your trigger finger, do the following: Hold RT and press START. Then let go of RT and press START again. Now it will fast forward automatically.
Unlock REACH RACER Easter Egg
When you’re in mission 03 (Oni: Sword Base) there are two hidden switches that look like “doors” that you can open only with both players in a Co-op Match. Both can be found after Rally Point Alpha where you must destroy the wraiths. Switch A is on the coast of the water a little southeast from the buildings with a pair switches you must activate. It is on a pile of rocks near the big frozen waterfall. You’ll know you are standing in the right place when you get a message saying “Hold X to Open Door.” You must reload your weapon before getting to this point. Switch B is just past the AA cannon in the next area. A pile of rocks with some trees on it overlooks the big walled complex on the ice below that area. With both players standing in these places, press X simultaneously (at the same time) and a message will appear on screen saying “REACH RACER” You will then be warped to the Oni: Sword Base with two Gauss Cannon Wart Hogs ready for racing. The race course is marked with red waypoints. The loser’s warthog blows up and you can start again!
Falling Gracefully
To take less damage when falling, you can try to crouch just before you land – it’s all in the timing – and it can make it so you don’t take as much damage when you hit the ground.
Fast Melee
You can use this trick from Halo 2 – to get faster melee attacks: Pres RB and then quick press X and RB together. This should make you hit faster.
Unlockables
Scout Helmet
The Scout helmet costs 40,000 credits and you have to be at the rank of Captain to equip it.
Zelot Class Elite
To unlock the Zelot class elite you must reach the rank of Captain.
Multiplayer Nameplate: Halo 2 Logo
Unlocked for playing Halo 2 on Xbox Live (closed April 15, 2010)
Multiplayer Nameplate: Odst Logo
Play the Halo 3:ODST Campaign while connected to Xbox Live
Awards For Your Avatar (Avatar Awards)
You can get the following things for your avatar:
Carter’s helmet : Successfully complete a campaign mission on the Legendary difficulty without dying.
Emile’s helmet : Get a Bulltrue medal in Multiplayer or Firefight Matchmaking mode.
Halo Hoodie : Play a full game of any type in the Halo: Reach Multiplayer Beta. Then, access Halo Waypoint, and browse your Halo career statistics.
Jorge’s Helmet : Get a Killtacular in Multiplayer Matchmaking mode.
Jun’s Helmet : Kill 100 enemies in a row, without dying in Campaign or Firefight mode.
Kat’s helmet: Avenge a teammate’s death in Multiplayer Matchmaking mode.
JFO Helmet
The JFO helmet costs 60,000 credits and you have to be Lt. Colonel to equip it.
Skulls To Use Before Missions
Iron Skull – Co-Op reverts to previous checkpoint on player death. Single player death restarts entire mission. (Restart at checkpoints with all of your weapons and ammo in co-op, but you’ll restart the mission on single player)
Black Eye Skull – Shields don’t recharge except from melee attacking enemies. (Your shield won’t recharge unless you perform a melee)
Tough Luck Skull – Enemies always make every saving throw, always berserk, always dive, never flee. (Every enemy will dodge slower attacks, like needles and grenades. Grunts will suicide attack and Brutes will charge)
Catch Skull – Enemies are grenade happy — 2x as often and 2x as fast. (Lots of grenades)
Cloud Skull – Motion sensor disabled with this setting. (No “radar”)
Famine Skull – Weapons drop 50% less ammo. (Less ammo from picked up weapons)
Thunderstorm Skull – Major upgrade to all enemies. (All enemies have more life)
Tilt Skull – Damage tables are modified. (Enemy weaknesses and strengths are increased — Elite shields are susceptible to nothing but Plasma Pistols)
Mythic Skull – Double enemy health. (More health for all enemies)
Secondary Skulls
Blind Skull – HUD and first person arms and weapon are hidden. (Clears the screen but won’t affect gameplay)
Cowbell Skull – Acceleration scale from explosions is 3x. (Things fly further)
Grunt Birthday Skull – Grunts explode as if they were plasma grenades when they are killed with a headshot. (More explosions = more fun)
IWHBYD Skull – Common combat dialog becomes less common, and vice versa. (Hear rare dialog from computer-controlled players)
Multiplayer Nameplate: Assault Rifle
Unlocked if you played the Halo Reach Beta (closed in May, 2010)
Multiplayer Nameplate: Halo 3 Logo
Play the Halo 3 Campaign while connected to Xbox
Multiplayer Nameplate: Marathon Durandal Logo
Log in at Bungie.net with Marathon Durandal on your recently played games list
Multiplayer Nameplate: Mjolnir Mk Vi (master Chief) Helmet
Unlock any 4 of the Halo (PC), Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST or Halo Reach Beta nameplates
Multiplayer Nameplate: Halo: Ce Logo
Register your Halo (PC) product code at Bungie.net
Multiplayer Nameplate: 7th Column Symbol/septagon
Log in to Bungie.net with your Gamertag/email address
Easter eggs
The Face On Halo Returns Easter Egg
On Forgeworld (it doesn’t matter which map you’re on), walk out to the edge of the hangar and use your weapon to zoom in on the background where you see Halo making its huge loop around. At the base of the ring you will see the face of Chris Carney among the clouds of the Halo.
No Weapon And Laser Easter Egg!
First go to a forge game (xbox live)with a nother person (from xbox live)once your there check if your not the connection host (if you go to forge mode and you see laser markings (focus rifile)and late span outline your the non host)if non host go to human mode fire your wepon with holding /rt/still go into forge mode you fire lazer shots you have found the easter egg. Now stay in forge mode go to a high hight and go to human mode, as soon as you hit the ground go to forge mode if you see your wepons in forge mode (means you died so don’t go to human or you would be some where else)have the connectin host leave once your back you may be dead or you’ll have no wepons!
Glitches
Keep Gaining Credits Glitch
You HAVE to have xbox live for this glitch. You go to the challenge that requires you to get 250 kills. Get 249 kills then save the game, disconnect your xbox live cable or adapter, then plug it back in. You should still have the credits you earned. Do the same thing and you will gain credits by the thousands each time!
Living Dead Zombie Base Glitch (two People)
Over at the zombie base (not first spawn) if you go up the steps where a little opening on the right is a little ramp go up it make shure both of you are on it then jump on top of eachother then jump on the roof. The only problem is the second player cannot come on the roof but you are invincible.
Easy Credit Glitch
Go to campaign on Halo Reach select the third mission. Then select difficulty Heroic or Legendary (for you skilled people out there) and put all primary skills on except iron and start mission. Then you start mission go to the right were this elite should be pass or kill him it doesn’t matter then stay to the right way (there is a ledge on the wall you can jump on). Do this until you get to the building were you will see an armor lock and an ordinance target ray gun. Pick it up and then use armor lock. Then fire gun and run back to the back of the building until it says checkpoint and then die somehow. You should then respawn to where you fired the ray gun and just repeat this and you will get a ton of credits.
Pelican Turret Glitch
During the mission where you fly onto the corvette with Jorge to deliver the slip-space bomb (also the mission where Jorge dies), you can actually use the turret on the pelican that is holding the bomb. While you are in the lobby that has the pelican with ammo/guns/health packs behind it go to the front of the pelican. On either side there should be yellow arrows pointing towards the wings. Crouch at the nose of the ship and walk towards the wings while holding the button you use to enter turrets (changes depending on your controller setup). You should end up inside the turret and be invincible. There is a way to see out of the turret but I forgot how but I think it has something to do with spinning the turret around.
Forge Wall Glitch
On forge, go to forge world and in the hanger put a two way teleporter. One anywhere you want, the other has to be put behind the wall on the far right side of the hanger ( opposite the entrance) there you will be able to teleport behind the wall. Don’t move around though there is a countdown timer if you go to far.
Forge Armor Lock Glitch
Go to forge, put down 2 armor locks grab one use it, go into forge mode (up on d-pad)then for the other one press it and press delete all of these items now your invincible except for assasinations.
Forge World Glitch
On forge world go in the cave in the mountain and there will be a blank canvas, spawn a machine gun turret and put it on the opposite side of the big door, and put it right up against the wall, now use the turret and look up and then press up on the d pad and you should be in the circle, so then press up again and you will be outside of the boundries but get close to the wall or you will blow up, and you can walk through walls and stuff. Have fun.
Guides
Currently no guide available.
Achievements
Achievement List
Make it Drizzle – Purchase any item from the Armory.
Doctor, Doctor – Use a Health Pack to recover life after taking body damage.
We’re Just Getting Started – Complete the 2nd mission on Normal or harder.
An Elegant Weapon. – Kill 10 enemies in a Firefight or Campaign session with the DMR.
Swap Meet – Trade weapons with an AI ally in Campaign.
Protocol Dictates Action – Complete the 3rd mission on Normal or harder.
That’s a Knife – Perform an Assassination on an enemy.
The Start of Something – Reach the rank of Corporal in the UNSC.
I Need a Weapon – Complete the 4th mission on Normal or harder.
To War – Complete the 5th mission on Normal or harder.
I See You Favor a .45 – Kill 10 Enemies in a Firefight or Campaign session with the M6G pistol.
You Flew Pretty Good – Complete the 6th mission on Normal or harder.
Into the Howling Dark – Complete the 7th mission on Normal or harder.
Dust and Echoes – Complete the 8th mission on Normal or harder.
Your Heresy Will Stay Your Feet – Kill the Elite Zealot before he can escape during the 5th mission.
This is Not Your Grave. – Complete the 9th mission on Normal or harder.
I Didn’t Train to Be a Pilot – Kill 3 of the anti-aircraft batteries during the 8th mission.
Send Me Out. with a Bang – Complete the 10th mission on Normal or harder.
The Soldier We Needed You To Be – Complete the Campaign on Normal difficulty.
Lucky Me – Earn a Triple Kill while Jetpacking in Campaign, Firefight or Matchmaking.
Two Corpses in One Grave – Kill 2 vehicles at once with the Target Locator during the 3rd mission.
Crowd Control – Earn a Killionaire medal in Firefight.
Folks Need Heroes. – Complete the Campaign on Heroic difficulty.
KEEP IT CLEAN – Kill 7 Moa during the 2nd mission of the Campaign.
They’ve Always Been Faster – Clear the 2nd mission without setting foot in a drivable vehicle.
Firestarter – Score 50,000 points in Firefight on any map.
Banshees, Fast and Low – Hijack a Banshee during the Reach Campaign.
Game, Set, Match – Complete a Firefight set on Legendary without dying.
Wake Up, Buttercup – Destroy the Corvette’s engines & escort in under 3 minutes in the 6th mission on Heroic or harder.
Gods Must Be Strong – Complete the Campaign on Legendary difficulty.
A Spoonful of Blamite – Kill 10 enemies in Firefight or Campaign with a supercombine explosion.
Blaze of Glory – Score 200,000 points in Firefight on any map.
Lemme Upgrade Ya – Advance any Commendation to its Silver state.
Tank Beats Everything – Finish the 9th mission on Legendary with the Scorpion intact.
Heat in the Pipe – Score 1,000,000 points in Firefight on any map.
A Monument to All Your Sins – Complete each Campaign Mission on Legendary – alone.
Yes, Sensei – Earn a First Strike Medal in a Matchmaking game.
A Storage Solution – Using the File Browser upload a file to your File Share.
What’s a Killing Spree? – Earn a Killing Spree in multiplayer Matchmaking.
Cool File, Bro – Recommend a file to someone.
An Honor Serving – Reach the rank of Captain in the UNSC.
Make It Rain – Purchase an item from the Armory that requires the rank of Lt. Colonel.
If They Came to Hear Me Beg – Perform an Assassination against an Elite to survive a fall that would’ve been fatal.
Score Attack – Score 15,000 points in Score Attack Firefight Matchmaking.
One Down, 51 to Go – Complete a Weekly Challenge.
Be My Wingman, Anytime – Let a teammate spawn on you 5 times in an Invasion Matchmaking game.
A New Challenger – Complete all of the Daily Challenges in a given day.
Skunked! – Win a game of Invasion in the 1st phase.
Knife to a Gunfight – As an Elite, kill 5 Spartan players in Matchmaking.
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I actually can't stop laughing why is this happening
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