#mannnnnn my brain. lets fucking go

[miivrs]

talking about my faves, my wording will not be scholarly or intelligent rather completely zany and incomprehensible

god i LOVE the entire junkyard killer arc + the relationship between malcolm and john and just how complex it is to me. there was SO much going on and every scene, line, etc. burns a hole in my retinas. watkins was our first non “villain of the week” and that’s probably why im so attached to him, but god i love that we really get to see and understand why he does what he does. and he’s smart , I LIKE THAT. i like that he makes malcolm really truly struggle. i love their little cat-and-mouse type thing. john makes malcolm go through hoops and plays him like a stupid little fiddle and i love it. he makes malcolm’s brain (and body) hurt.

and the dialogue they share on the phone/in the basement is AN ABSOLUTE FEAST FOR ME and i love reading way too much into it. seeing how the power dynamics flip LIKE FOUR TIMES is just. UGH. their first call where things are mostly neutral, their second call where things get CRAZY, then FIVE MINUTES LATER their first face-to-face and john traps malcolm, their THIRD call where john now realizes he can manipulate malcolm and finish his mission, and then we get an ENTIRE EPISODE of what im 1000% sure is watkins leaving a breadcrumb trail JUST so he can get malcolm alone(remember guys, john is actually smart), which leads me to ALONE TIME. THE WHOLE EPISODE. and now they’re both fighting for dominance, malcolm with his new knowledge and watkins with his. well, aggressions LMAO.

their meeting was totally by chance (watkins definitely says otherwise), and i wonder what things would be like if malcolm had maybe met watkins under different circumstances (like NOT breaking to a junkyard to look for an abandoned station wagon because, lets face it malcolm, you broke in) because during their first call watkins seems..fond? of the whole junkyard meeting..he even SAYS he doesn’t want to hurt malcolm, so maybe at this point he’s over it?? so i wonder, if malcolm wasn’t a killer catcher and let watkins do his thing, would that have been the end of it? would either of them seek out the other? but that would be BORING im glad they decide to chase eachother its fun.

jesus they make my brain hurt. alone time shows us how they both try to hit jabs at eachother and stay superior, and really no one’s winning lmao. malcolm’s eating john alive via psychoanalysis and john has malcolm STABBED and CHAINED TO THE FUCKING FLOOR. oh i love them…

now, i have many MANY personal thoughts about them, but specifically john and his side of the relationship. the things he says/does to malcolm feels obsessive, and characters like that are always my favorite to dissect. hes so goddamn manipulative and its great. probably once of my favorite things about this arc is when he just ABANDONS HIS MISSION???? (M: “Force me to atone to my sins?” J: “I’m finished with that work.”) and for what??? just one guy? because this one guy who stabbed you when he was 10? we already know that john actually does not have a deep grudge against malcolm for that (or maybe he does…) so why bother trying to LEGITIMATELY CONVERT SOMEONE when you could have just killed them???

because he needs malcolm. like how he needed martin. (sort of but now in a cool new fresh way)

SIRENS ARE BLAAAARING IN MY HEAD. who wrote this dialogue you need to be shot dead (positive). malcolm not afraid to call him out and say “hey you’re a little bit of a codependent freak aren’t you??” also the “I don’t care what you think.” “Of course you do.” DONT. TALK. TO. ME..

why does he need malcolm?? because he’s the nearest target? because he’s the next best thing to martin? because they share such a complex connection spanning 20 years that he can’t left go of? WE MAY NEVER FUCKING KNOW..and mannnnnn dont even get me started on this shit..

this is about YOU and ME and that fucking scar. and them he gives him AN IDENTICAL ONE (probably much less painful but still) god WHAT was the POINT of that. and to that i say it is because watkins feels the need to deepen their connection (or he’s just fucking kooky but thats boring) and now they have matching scars wow so best friends core now they’re intertwined (even more than they already are..) fate (by the hand of god) brought them together and now he needs to make sure it stays that way.

and then we get this..

“Face it, you’re just like me. You judge, you hunt.” oh my GOD im gonna be SICK……… “mick hes just misreading malcolm’s character because he’s narcissistic” im gonna stop you right there because this is my blog and john watkins is my character ever since the pson writers made him complex and then threw him in a damn box (which is another scene i will ramble about at another point) if you use your brain that is literally the bare bones of what malcolm does, what defines his job. john has found the median, the simile, the connection (the one that he NEEDS so he can excuse himself and his actions and also to cope)

AND THEN..AND THEN…….

during this scene AND I SWEAR IM NOT TWEAKING as malcolm is trying his last ditch attempts and stopping watkins from actually murdering his family we SEE JOHN HESITATE..we see it i swear to god. i swear god for just a fleeting moment he actually considers what malcom is saying. but alas. he says “if i get help i’ll lose my sparkle” and goes anyway…

and then the fucking box scene, our very last look at watkins.

i hadn’t noticed it the first time i watched it because i was so hyped but around my second or third rewatch i caught it and heard it and physically shriveled up and died. our very last scene of him and (to me) its GUT WRENCHING. malcolm kept to his word and locked him up in the dark. but i find it so peculiar that watkins is crying. because, if anything, wouldn’t he be pissed?? kicking and screaming and rolling around in that damn thing? makes me wonder…what might have happened in the time between when malcolm wallops him with a fucking crowbar and when jessica reunites with him. what did malcolm say or do??? malcolm bright youre an awful sly little manipulator and you’re damn good at it and yes you use it for “good” but the way you did a 180 on those power dynamics. malcolm you are dangerous..

and that’s my extremely unnecessary deep dive and extreme analysis of john watkins and his relationship with our beloved malcolm bright. watkins really is one of my favorite characters that i feel could have been so cool if they had just given him a little more time or something like that. they are so complex to me in ways i haven’t even mentioned in this text post/probably forgot while i was typing this but i really wish we could see more of them even though what would happen. lots could happen, that’s what. now here’s my pitch for season 3 that revolves around just them where-

[idvmercenary-remaking]

oh guys i am so sorry my league hyperfixation is back if you need to unfollow me i understand /hj

[chisatowo]

One last post before I go to bed, I'm gonna let myself indulge in the comfort media™ and let myself share some things I love abt every main bandori character :]

Kasumi: goddddd starting off with one of the big ones..... She's just so. Yeah. Y'know I remember seeing someone say that she was very easy to read as a character with depression, and tbh I didn't believe them at the time, but after reading through more bandori stories and poppin'party song lyrics, I soooo get it now. Tbh, she might be one of the bandori characters I can relate to the most, and I find a LOT of comfort in her. I also love how much of a flirt she can be, it's very funny.

Arisa: I loooove how much she clearly loves her friends and just..... How they've clearly improved her life so so much and she definitely knows it at least to some degree. I also love her dynamic with nearly every character she interacts with, and she's also just very funny all around

Saya: welp time to go back to my "I have depression and am tired of only getting like 2 flavors of depressed characters in media" chair. Saya is another character that I can deeply relate to, and I think shes genuinely one of the best written bandori characters I love her sm. Also, as I have said with all characters before and all characters since, she is soooo funny strong contender for funniest bandori character imo honestly Saya's sooo underated from a comedy perspective vmfndjfmd

Tae: yes. I like you. What a wonderful silly guy. Tae was actually my original favorite poppin'party member, and tbh for the first lil while she was the only one of their band I was even slightly interested in dndbdjcnshf. I looooove her design a LOT and she also has some of my favorite outfits of the cast, and also again, hee hoo funny

Rimi: I mean, she's ok I guess. Her design is nice, and she's nice I guess, but idk she doesn't rly stand out amongst the crowd. Where's she on my favorites list again? Wait. What do you mean she's my 3rd favorite????? How did this happen?!?!?!?! Ok but in all seriousness though I literally cannot think of a way to properly get across how much I love Rimi. She's like my #1 kin of all time and also just. Idk I literally cannot think of a single thing to say abt her but you have to trust me she's perfect and amazing and I love her.

Ran: ah yes, Ran, my poor little meow meow, the most pathetic wet cat in bandori. I love Ran oh so dearly, I will bully them relentlessly but also I do genuinely find so much comfort in them, they're one of The comfort characters to me. Specifically in relation to my autistic Ran hcs, it's like 65% projection and the only reason it isn't 100% is because I refrained from also giving them my adhd fndjdnsjrnd

Tsugumi: mannnnnn Tsugumi. Tsugumi. Sure is one of the characters ever /pos. I have SO many Tsugumi thoughts, again mostly projection, but also I just. Rly like Tsugumi in general. I think what rly appeals to me abt them is that I can relate to a lot of their feelings of inadequacy, and I can't help but slip and project onto them a lot.

Tomoe: ah yes, one of the first bandori characters outside of Kaoru to get me deeply invested in them. I don't talk abt Tomoe as much as I should tbh, I rly do love her a LOT and she's probably a good 20% of the reason bandori stuck with my like it did. I LOVE her design, and also I just rly like her personality in general. I love how much she tries to look out for the people around her while not always being good at it, and I think I desperately want those glimpses of anxiety from afterglow bs2 to be explored more, which reminds me I should REALLY get to reading afterglow bs3 soon I'll do that at some point

Moca: yeah I guess I like Moca a lil bit. Just a tiny bit. It's only my number one favorite character of all time, no big deal. Anyways, Moca makes my brain feel like a can of bees, it just. Fuck man Moca is so good. Probably one of the best written characters in bandori in my opinion, and just. Man does a lot of Moca's issues hit rly close to home for me. I love pretty much everything abt Moca, but I will never get over Moca's arc, especially the aspects of it abt Moca actually deciding to try and work through its self loathing issues, I think that is probably what hit me the hardest.

Himari: yknow, Himari actually used to be one of the bandori characters I cared abt the least, but she's REALLY grown on me over the past few months. Like she'd probably be the character that grew on me the most since my first impression of them if it weren't for Rimi dnrjfmdgfh. She's another one I have a hard time wording exactly why I like them sm, but I think a big part of it is that she's soooo fun to analyse once you start to dig more into her character. I honestly doubt she was meant to be analysed this heavily, but that will not stop me from wanting to study her under a microscope. Also, my sibling loves her and I associate her with him a lot so that also gives her points

Aya: ah yes, the og poor little meow meow. Aya was the first pastel*palletes member I got rly attached to, and then I though of he/him lesbian Aya hc, and then I started thinking way too hard abt him in general fndirndg. I love how pathetic and sad he is, and I also just. LOVE how he interacts with every one of his bandmates, both from a character dynamic perspective and from a narrative one. Also, he's stupid and I love him

Eve: Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eeeeeeeve. I have many thoughts abt her. She's another one that took me a LONG time to rly get attached to, but man. She's got her hooks in my brain now and I will never stop being pissy by how underutilized she is by both the writers and the fandom fmdbdjfndu. Like don't get me wrong, she's not never utilized, but I think it's fair to say that on the whole she's one of the characters the writers take the least seriously. But back to being positive, I REALLY love how she's just. Such a good foil to Chisato specifically, and I also just love how despite having been burned by the flames of the spotlight before, she still pushes for things to be better, because even if it seems unrealistic, if things could be better then it's worth it to at least try. I've been thinking abt her a lot lately if you couldn't tell fmfkfndjd

Maya: she is simply sooooo autistic and transfem like y'all have no idea. It's honestly amazing how easy it is to read her stories with a trans lense, and I just generally rly like her writing, with like some minor complaints but that's not what this post is abt djdnsjrneg. Also!!! I love her casual wear designs SO much!!!!! She looks so cool and pretty and I just love her design sooooo much. Also I think she and Eve should hold hands

Hina: you. You. YOU. This little fucker makes me feel SO many emotions she is just sooooo autistic and her writing is just. SOOOO good. I can and will talk for soooo long abt her story, just. Man. As a person with both autism and adhd who was often hated or infantised amongst it's friend groups over the years, I can relate to Hina's issues soooo much and her story means so so much to me because of that. Her dynamic with her bandmates is just everything to me, and she also just parallels the others so well, and god pastel*palletes is just so good as a whole

Chisato: why hello there second favorite bandori character. I sure have written a few character analysis things abt you. And by a few I mean a lot. Just..... Man Chisato is genuinely soooo interesting and they might honestly be the most complex character in bandori writing wise. Like even beyond their more obvious complexities, there's a surprising amount of other subtler details of their writing that manages to stay consistent and make a lot of sense with their character. If you've followed me for a decent amount of time you've probably seen at least one of my Chisato character analysis posts, so I don't think I need to go on too long fnfndjrnf

Yukina: shakes her violently /pos. Yukina is another character that I only rly started high key adoring more recently, but I've always liked her quite a lot. She is the second of the poor little meow meow trio among my top ten, and she's just. Such a funny pathetic little guy who I adore. I wish I had more to say abt her, but idk what else to say she's just my poor little meow meow

Rinko: Im sooooo sorry Rinko honey I like never talk abt you but mannnn your design and voice are both soooo pretty and also you have some of the best cards.... Also I personally think she has some of the best dynamics with characters outside of her band of the bunch, and I can't help but be surprised by just how versatile of a character she ended up being. I honestly initially thought she'd be super boring, but she is honestly rly fun to read abt, although I will admit I prefer her in stories not completely centered on her.

Ako: Ako my bestie Ako my beloved. Well first and foremost, she's the owner of my favorite singing voice in bandori, so that's good for her, but also I just rly like how fun she is. Her design, her voice, her personality, she's just a rly fun character and I almost always like seeing her around in any given story. Shes also my siblings favorite character, so bonus points for that.

Sayo: ah yes, the issues haver. Tbh I haven't done as much deep character analysis with her as with other characters, but I still personally rly like Sayo and will defend her to the death from people who overly demonize her. I will refrain from going on that rant though for now, and simply talk abt what I like abt her. She's just. Such a deadbeat loser /pos. Like she's what I mean when I say I want more deadbeat loser fail women in media, she's just such an idiot loser dork and I love her so much for it

Lisa: aaand here's number 5 in my top five. I would go into detail on why I love her but that would get real personal real fast so I'll just summarise it by saying this; whatever is wrong with me and whatever is wrong with her is the same and I want her to see a therapist sooo bad

Kokoro: ohhhhhh Kokoro. My sweet darling Kokoro. I've always rly liked her, and Im glad to because she rly helped put me in the right headspace to analyse bandori characters, because she genuinely is SUCH an interesting character that DOES have layers, but it's just hard to notice if you try to read her stuff like you'd read more long and angst heavy media. Just because she isn't secretly miserable all the time doesn't mean there isn't depth to her, because there genuinely is a lot and I rly like that abt her. She's a very fun character to analyse

Misaki: mannn I love Misaki a lot actually. Like, I feel like shed be the sort of character 14 year old me would rly like, and for once I don't mean that in a bad way fndjdmdjr. She's of course very funny, being both just some guy in a very wacky cast while also being low key also a dumbass but in denial abt it, but I also love how she rly does genuinely love hello happy world. Like, I feel like it's a bit to common to think of Misaki like she hates the band and it's members, but she isn't just a ball of endless negativity and I like to appreciate that now and then since a lot of the fandom doesn't lol

Kanon: ah yes the character I have the worst takes on by far /hj. Well ok its mostly contained in aus but still vdndndjdbd. Not focusing on that though, the more time goes on the more I just. Rly rly like her arc. Like, idk there's something abt how hard she works to not just be more confident, but to be a good person who helps people and lifts them up like Kokoro did with her that I just love a lot. Tbh, it's probably because of those bad takes I mentioned before, since that particular arc stands out a lot more in my mind next to two au versions of her I have in particular that uh. Could rly use those messages fmdjdnsjv. But yeah, I simply think she's neat (<- is holding back just oh so much rn so people don't get mad at it)

Kaoru: ah yes, the beloved of all time. Kaoru is like. The entire reason I first got into bandori so that alone is a pretty big plus rnsjrndy. But also, to get real sappy for a moment, Kaoru's whole thing abt like. Self love and allowing yourself to acknowledge every version of yourself, and understand that they are all deserving of love, it just. Genuinely means so much to me, and I wish I had a story like hers to see when I was younger and going through some very intense self loathing issues. Also gay gay homosexual gay.

Hagumi: the character ever Im tired of everyone pretending she's uninteresting actually!!! Similar with Kokoro, she DOES have a lot of depth, she's just not easy to analyse if you're expecting the stories to spoon feed all her issues to you. Anyways, I love how she manages to be written as a person with a lot of anxiety, which is often worsened by her being very high empathy, but it's not presented in a way that makes it seem like her happiness is pretend. She finds a lot of comfort and confidence in her friends and in hello happy world, and it's hard to tell if you don't know what to look for but she genuinely is doing a lot better now mentally than she was before. I love her very dearly.

Mashiro: I love this dramatic gay loser who only gives off the illusion of not being dramatic because she's an anxious person. First things first, god her design is so fucking pretty man and I loooove her voice sm too.... And also, I rly like how she manages to be a generally kind person while still being kind of an ass sometimes, and I like how that's a thing actively acknowledged by the narrative and how it's something she's trying to improve on, and on that line I like that it's not something that just disappeared after morfonica bs1, it honestly makes her feel like a really well rounded character that actually like. Has to put effort into being better and stuff. Idk I just think she's neat

Rui: love this bastard sm she's just soooo full of issues. Like, I rly rly like how morfonica bs2 brought up that Rui's act of maturity is ultimately just an act, and how because of how much she's just been playing that guessing game of playing adult, she genuinely doesn't know how to deal with any of her emotions, even positive ones. And yet, shes still somewhat aware of how bad it is for her, but doesn't know how to change that or even if she can, and trying to reach for that is scary to her. She didn't just join morfonica to stand around and be mean or whatever, she does genuinely want them to change her mind on there being other options for her other than her cage of "logic", and while she still does have a ways to go, she is making progress.

Tsukushi: firstly, I love her voice and design a lot. Secondly, I just like her man I don't think I could rly tell you why but she's just rly likable to me idk. It might just be me relating to her as a fellow eldest sibling short king™, but I just think she's really relatable and is just funny. Also shes shorter than me so Im legally allowed to make fun of her for being short, ha short

Touko: and the last of the top five, here's my dear ol number 4. Look at me. Look. Look at me. They have so much fucking adhd man like I cannot overstate this enough they have so much adhd I relate to them SO hard and also they're just. So undiagnosed with so many mental issues that I also have so I just legally have to adore them ok

Nanami: bingus my beloved. Her design is just soooooooo pretty man and also kitty faced characters are my favorites design wise so thats many bonus points for her. She also just has sooo much autism, and I also rly rly like her dynamic with Rui. I want to cradle her in my arms like a cat

Layer: and it's time for the last of the poor little meow meow trio, and lemme tell you, Layer is very hard to talk abt for me dnsnsjdnsh. Like I love them so so dearly their my favorite ras member by a long shot but like. Idk what to say other that she's just a deeply pathetic loser and I wanna shove her down a flight of stairs and shake them like a soda can /pos

Pareo: absolutely superb you funky little lesbian. Anyways Pareo is one of the best written characters in this damn game and just. Fuck man after having been in a fandom where 99% of the gay coding was just blatant bigotry, coming into bandori was such a nice fresh breath of air, with Pareo being one of the biggest reasons why. She's a great example of a lesbian coded character that very clearly was intended for sapphic people and was written by sapphic people and is actually written like. Well. Like I was gonna say even if her being a lesbian can't be canonically said, but like she literally has used explicitly romantic language to confess to Chu2 so idk what to tell y'all

Masking: love this lil loser. I find him soooo funny but to be fair that's partially from me just stamping my siblings humor onto him rndjvtndhd. Also, yummy yummy tasty design, probably one of my top favorites tbh. I swear I have more to say abt him but it's 4 am and my brain is melting Im so sorry Masking I love you

Lock: loser idiot loser I like this dork sm. Lock has just sooo many good dynamics with people, with their relationships with Asuka and Ako being my personal favorites, and I also just like their personality in general. Again Id have more to say but it's 4 am Im so sorry sweety

Chu2: I'm gonna try to overpower the exhaustion just a lil bit for this stinky kitty because god damn do I ADORE Chu2. Like, she's another very very strongly adhd coded character in bandori, and also canonically sapphic so that's also cool, but I also rly like her for similar reasons that I like Mashiro, that being that she has issues that she's working on, but shes clearly having to put actual work into it. This is amplified by the fact that she's like 14, and has mostly had to raise herself and doesn't know how to deal with a lot of this stuff on her own, and like. It's ok that she needs support, but I also like that she's not treated like she can just get away with being a shithead all the time, her actions do have consequences and she does realise that. I still need to go check again if ras bs2 has any good fan translations yet soon, I am thrilled by all the concepts in it I've heard of so far. Chu2 demonizers dni /srs

[owlskater-blog]

Fight Day

7 December 2019

 A day i woke up with anxiety already drowning my mind even before my brain started functioning.the day I’ve been training relentlessly for. Nervous yet excited, afraid yet happy because my training is finally over and after this fight will be able to cut some slack on myself and splurge on all the salted caramel waffle from Proofer. oh and also i was excited to destroy whoever was gonna stand in front of me.  MANNNNNN the journey to Onyx MMA was THE WORST today. Partly because I don’t usually take public transport And also because it is fight day. AND i forgot to pee before boarding the bus GGWP. i have to hold in my pee for about 45min and yes, marched straight to onyx toilet upon alighting lmfao

fortunately the fear i had of whatever will happen in the ring fades upon reaching Onyx. probably the lingering pheromone that i’ve shed in my sweat and blood(okay maybe a few tears) instilled the confidence due to the memories of those time i felt like i was gonna die from the shit my trainers put me through LOL

May i please inform you all Muay Thai Oil fucking sucks BIG TIME. probably due to me not being used to it and hence my skin just turn red and burnt BIG TIME LOL. But I applied Methyl Salicylate ointments fortdaily to help me get used to the MT Oil. Yeap, that’s the burning component in those hot oil.(from what i researched) AND IT STILL BURNT BAD GOD DAMN IT.

FIGHT 1 starts. my nervousness,anxiety and fear rises hysterically. but i refuse to let it get the better of me. i would not allow my emotions to defeat me before i even step into the ring.I refuse to watch the fights before me to keep the adrenaline down before my fight. i want to be as calm as possible to be better at taking this man’s life in the ring. I listened to Mike Tyson’s speech about how “once he is in the ring, he is a god” for extra confidence boost.As soon as fight 5 was about to commence, i plugged in to Carabao for a relaxed,feel good mood and to allow myself to move to the beat just to loosen up the body instead of feeling nervous and tense.

Fight 7′s winner is about to be announced. switched off my bluetooth earpiece and stuffed it into my bag. it is time for me to kill someone and i was willing to die in there trying to attain his soul. FIGHT 8.main event. that’s my cue. my time to shine,motherfuckers. I’m going to give the audience a show. what you came to see. a fucking war. what better way then to end the main event on a very adrenaline filled action huh?

leg kicks and and heavy hands was my initial plan. halfway through, it just slips my mind. gameplan went down the drain as i became too dependent on sweeps. FUCK. round 3, dude elbowed me. i thought ref was gonna stop. i felt his forearm right across my temple and ear. so i dropped my guard for a moment. bam was greeted with a cross to the nose.i mean it,s my fault too right? “Protect Yourself at all times”. but of course i was gonna return the favour, but unfortunately, i did not manage to land anything clearly.

LOST the decision. felt so fucked and distraught. almost brokedown on my girlfriend....

but i feel like i should not cry because i gave my heart and soul in the ring and i lost like a warrior. i did an awesome job not even fazed by the punch that broke my nose. yes the damn cross broke my nose but HEY!!!! there was blood shedded!! hell yeah!!

FINALLY TIME i can drink alcohol after abstaining for like 9 weeks.. still stoked that i managed to gain some fan especially when Kak Kay walked up and told me how she loved the way i fought!!!!!!! thank you so much for your kind words!!!

thank you to everyone of my trainers for the opportunity to fight and of course,for the hours and hours of hardwork you have put in to better ourself every single day, every session!

AND Kru Keng’s cocktail drink was the fucking SHIT!!!! It was a magic concoction!!! sweet lord almighty.....

Onyx MMA, never have i ever felt at home as much as this Gym the trainers, i trust them with my live more than i will ever do with my own family....

to many more fights, to many more litres of sweat on the mat HAHA

leave better than before!!!!

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 15.06.17 lb

seeing the new promo that came out really makes me feeel soooooo much better about this track! i’m actually looking forward to the leap now, and for purely one reason: my girl anika seems to be fucking killing it!  🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 

promo posts (1, 2) since they didn’t show up in the tags for some reason. watchhh, and feel infinitely better!  😘😘😘

plain text version here. 

that step he took backwards. ow. i feel like i've been punched in the fucking stomach. 😖😖😖

holy shit, the way he's looking at her. like he wants to murder her but also like he can't believe that this is happening and... oh man. 😥😥😥

LMAO SERIOUSLY THE PRESS IN THIS SHOW I CAN'T EVEN, THE WAY THEY CAME IN STAMPEDING LIKE A HERD OF ELEPHANTS JESUS 😂😂😂

omRu are doing some A+ acting, considering they know all this is fake. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

OMG LMAO, WHY IS A REPORTER FROM ARY NEWS (A PAKISTANI CHANNEL) THERE?!!!?!! 😧😧😧

lmao, shivaay literalllllly covering om's earssss. 😂😂😂

ohhhhh daaaaaaamn, omkara is turning on shivaay. yiiiiiikes. 😬😬😬😬

kudos to tej and jhanvi for going along with this, FOR ANIKA. i mean... seriously. 😐😐😐

oh shit shivaay's desperate/murderous look. 😣😣😣

oh man oh man oh mannnnnn. 😫😫😫

ooh pinky's look at the daimaa video thing. INTERESTING. 😯😯😯

i feel like om's look of shock and betrayal is a little because... like he knew all this, but maybe he didn't let himself believe it??? but now shivaay's confirming that he actually did hide all of this and.... 😬😬😬

didn't daimaaa say "bada beta" earlier? like... there's so many oberoi betas here, it could be ANY one of them? 😐😐😐

note to self: check earlier ep. 

LMAO THE REPORTER @ OM: "KYA AAPKO SACH MEIN NAHI PATA THA KI AAP NAAJAYAZ HAI??" 

honestly, i just fucking want to be a reporter in this universe. seems like you can just say anyyyyyyyyyyyything out of your mouth hole and there's zero repercussions. 😒😒😒

ohhhhhhh yeah. there's the tod phod waaala shivaay we know and love. 😊😊😊

aw, he's apologizing to jhanvi. this poor child. goddddddd, whyyyy couldn't he just have been her sonnnnnnnn? 😭😭😭😭😭

omfg shut the fuck up dadi. die plz. 😒😒😒

suppppppppp tia? 😘😘😘

and hiiiiii to your repurposed CD waale earrings. 😂😂😂

i'm crying a little bit at tia's coming through for anika like this. my girlssssss. MY GIRLSSSSSSSSS. i love them both soooooo much. 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

what does she mean "mom ne video itne cleverly present kiya"???? shivaay got that statement from daimaa FACE TO FACE. how did mrs. kapoor even know that shivaay's dumb ass interpreted the statement as referring to om and not himself? 🤔🤔🤔

OMG MRS. KAPOOR IS A LEGILIMENS!!!!!!! 😧😧😧😧😧😧

also, jfc, EVEN THE KAPOORS KNEW THAT SHIVAAY WAS NAAJYAAAZ. like other than him and dadi, WHO DOESN’T KNOW? 😒😒😒

not counting prinku in this coz she’s like jon snow. knows nothing. 🙄🙄🙄

"samajh nahi aa raha yeh jhoot hai, ya jo main itne dino se jee raha hoon ya woh tha."

i don't understand how your brain works, son. i really don't. most people go from A to B to C... you go from A to -32. there’s no rational thinking whatsoever in that black hole of a head of yours. 😑😑😑

oh greattttttttt, he's going to twist the events of last night... 

"mujhe laga ki tum mujhse kehna chaah rahi ho ki tum mujhse p...."

HIS FAAAAAAACE. 😥😥😥

also she’s said it like 2 times already???? how many times do you wanna hear it, you greedy ho? 😒😒😒

omgggggggg that little sobby "KYUN?" OH GOD I AM ACTUALLLY FUCKING DYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭

... i have the same question i have every time the press is in a scene... WHY ARE THESE PPL DOING IT IN FRONT OF THE DAMN MEDIA???? EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!! 😣😣😣😣😣

omfg shut the fuckkkkk up pinky. 😠😠😠

oh my heart, omRu crying for anika. 😥😥😥

"aapse chup nahi raha jaata? dikh nahi raha pati patni ek dusre se baat kar rahe hai???" 

OMG ANIKA FINALLY SAYING WHAT WE'VE ALL BEEN SCREAMING AT THE SCREEN FOR WEEKS NOW 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

tia's grief!face for everything anika’s having to go through. 😪😪😪

also she’s thinking “jfc, thank god i got out when i could. this family is actually batshit fucking certifiably insane.” 😕😕😕

"aap bas kar sakti hai? kar sakti hai bas? roz naya drama, roz ka rona dhona... thakti nahi hai kya? waise bhi aap ko bahu se itni problem thi toh bete ki shaadi kyun karaayi? pallu se baandh ke rakhna chahiye tha." 

anika's just using this opportunity to nikaalofy allll her dil ki bhadaaas against pinky now. 😂😂😂

and she's not saying a single untrue thing. 

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TEJJJJJJJJJ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

duuuuuuuuuude. she's reallllllyyyyy spitting so much truth. but this idiot isn't in the mindset to listen or accept. 😩😩😩

oufff yaaaar, khatam karo siyaapaa. just enddd this already. bohutttttt ho gaya. i'm tired now. 😖😖😖😰😓😓

lmaooooo dadi about to keel over. good. die already. 😤😤😤

ok fwding pinky's screaming. 😣😣😣

oh and dadi seems to be having something to say too. no thanks. 🙄🙄🙄

"aap logon ka sirf ek janam ka rishta hai. humaara saath janmo ka rishta hai" 

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMGGGGGGGGG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA STEALING THIS DIALOGUE TO MAAROFY AT FUTURE SAAS IF SHE GETS TOO UPPITY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

ok can we endddd this episode already? 😒😒😒

finally. he said get out. 😶😶😶

ok she reaaaaalllllyyy knows how to push his buttons. like she wrote the damn book on it. 🙁🙁🙁

"pehli baar mujhe afsos ho raha hai ki tum meri biwi ho. but not for long." 

eep. so they're getting divorced, i guess? 🤐🤐🤐

WHUT? HOW DOES HE ALREADY HAVE DIVORCE PAPERS??????? 😧😧😧

oh mannnnnnn, they're the old ones, that he never signed. 😣😣😣

it's finally hitting anika. *holds my girl* 😭😭😭

aaaaaaaand it's done. 😕😕😕

but legally it’s not. under indian law, coz you can't get divorced if you've been married for under a year. even then, you have to show you’ve been living separately for over a year, and only then can proceedings begin. 😌😌😌

omRu's and tia’s devastation. i can't even. 😭😭😭😭😭

EVEN TEJ LOOKS DISTURBED. 😪😪😪

ouff kal aurrrr bhi baaki hai kehne-sunnne ko????? 😑😑😑

ooooooh telllll me she at least gets a payouttttt. my girl deserves more than half this empire for the emotional hell these soul suckers have put her through. SUE THEIR ASSSSSSSESSS, GIRL!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR MONEYYYYYY!!! 💸💸💸💸💸💸

[junker-town]

Trash Or Nawl: Why would I waste my good weed on your kids?

Get Lil’Hunter outta here.

Welcome to Trash Or Nawl, a weekly column to help you weed through the Internet Muck. To do that, I’ll be breaking it down to a helpful binary: Is something trash? Or nawl? Topics here will involve sports and whatever else the hell I say is sports or sports adjacent. I’ll do my best to make sense of what's going on each week, but the thing to remember is no matter what I say, most of these things are still trash.

You might say this is simplistic, and hell yeah it is. This is how I make sense of the chaos. Professional grade hating restores power to my powerless stupid fan hands. I give a middle finger because I've given up clapping.

Trash or Nawl criteria: We will pick a topic. We will breakdown why or why it isn't trash. You can agree, you can comment or tweet your disagreements. Or we can fight. Really, it's up to you.

Yo Badass Kids Can’t Have My Good Weed For Halloween

Wayment, let’s all gather ‘round and watch the local news continue their years-long campaign to ruin everyone’s good time.

From the CBS affiliate in Philly:

New Jersey officials are warning about marijuana edibles being given out as candy treats this Halloween.

The state’s Department of Health says there is a significant presence of marijuana candy and other edible forms in New Jersey and other nearby states.

“The presence of these edible forms of marijuana poses a great risk to users, especially to children, who may accidentally receive marijuana candy during Halloween,” said Gloucester County Freeholder Jim Jefferson, who is also liaison to the Department of Health and Human Services.

....

“Parents need to be aware and check for unusual candy packaging,” said Jefferson. “If they suspect their child has received marijuana candy, they should immediately contact their local police department.”

Why would I give Lil’Hunter from Glassboro my good weed? He don’t deserve it. He still doesn’t know the difference between Trump and Obama except that “one guy talks funny, mommy.” He don’t got bills to pay. Shid, you know how hard it is to make these things? Gon’head eat a Snickers Lil’Hunter, this ain’t for you.

Also: what the hell does “parents need to be aware and check for unusual candy packaging” EVEN MEAN? There isn’t a magic Weed Fairy that’s going through the suburbs blessing families who think Lil’Tiffany is better off playing the flute than the violin so she’ll fit in at her magnet school with packaged kush next to the Fritos labeled “THAT LOUD PACK” in bright green letters.

Ain’t nobody giving weed edibles out to ya dumb ass kids. And if they were, it’s only to see Lil’Hunter hit a very unstable milly rock in a Peter Pan costume while he asks why he can’t control his body. Also: your kids ain’t “accidentally” receiving weed candy. If Ol’Dude up the block constantly uses the same “Sex On The Beach” incense after 5 pm on school nights, maybe don’t let Lil’Hunter get his Mounds bar from there.

Verdict on the News Snitchin: Trash

Bobby McNair Wants Y’all To Get Those Blacks In Check

Everyone's favorite football Texan Bob McNair said some wild shit because black people who work for the NFL were asking for equality.

Jan, please roll the cameras to the middle of Texas and find the white man who looks like an off-brand Gucci loafer.

Per ESPN:

McNair, a multimillion-dollar Trump campaign contributor, spoke next, echoing many of the same business concerns. "We can't have the inmates running the prison," McNair said.

Wooooooooooo Bobbbyyyyy.

This is the most Southern-brand racist stick-talk I’ve heard in a long time. Shit, Toby turned his head twice when he heard that. I’m actually real happy this happened for a few reasons. A bunch of you morons really think the NFL did something by: 1) linking arms with black people 2) letting black people sit at their tables to discuss why they upset and 3) taking seemingly the least possible action about 1 and 2.

McNair apologized but don’t nobody give a damn about your apology.

It doesn’t matter that all this has happened in the last month or so. What matters is that you dummies fell for the jig. Bob McNair, like every other white person who runs a team in the league, is part of a system bolstered by white supremacy. This is football. Dudes literally get paid to mash their brains to paste and we sit there and go “YEAHHHHH FUCK THE COWBOYS!”

And look, as a Philly die-hard, it is quite enjoyable to yell “YEAHHHH FUCK THE COWBOYS!” I often do it in church. But it’s hard to even remember how we got here in the first place. It’s hard to consider if anyone knows what they’re protesting about anymore. But it’s soooooooo easy to remember that LITERALLY EVERY WHITE DUDE THAT RUNS THE LEAGUE OWNS HIS OWN PACK OF BLACK ATHLETES AND WILL TELL THEM WHAT TO DO WHENEVER THEY PLEASE.

This isn’t new from Ol’Bobby. This is the appetizer. The NFL is — at best — as far as they ever were from giving a good fuck about equality for black folks. At worst? They been drinking that Good Yakubian Punch and have even more incentive than ever to not give a fuck about what y’all care about. So thank you, Bobby, for reminding them who y’all is. Shid, I ain’t never forget.

Verdict on the comments: Of Course Trump-level Trash

Verdict on y’all who are still surprised racisms happen in America: Of Course Trump-level Trash

Jeff Bezos Is Trying To Re-Create A Tamia Video

Sometimes, technology goes too far.

Apparently Amazon God Jeff Bezos and his We Think We Are Better Than EBay company is now trying to steal all yo shit out yo house. The Amazon Key is a new service that lets couriers unlock your front door and put your package in your home and, let’s not sugar coat it, this is a quick way for someone to either get they ass beat or catch a bullet.

I don’t want Lil’Hunter in my community let alone IN MY HOUSE, the hell makes you think I want his destitute door-delivery daddy in there too?

I hope the Amazon delivery drivers of color see this jig. Don’t do it, man. Nah, I don’t care who you gotta call. If I’m delivering yo package, yo shit is on the front steps. I’m not gonna be on the news because you feel inconvenienced. Fire me then.

I end up ordering a flat screen and lose an Xbox. I’m ordering arts and crafts for the kids and my whole fridge missing. If my momma don’t even got the extra key to my crib, Amazon, you ain’t getting it. See, y’all gon let Bezos in ya house and he gon mess up ya weed gummy production.

One of these deliveries I’m gonna come home by accident and then be singing a Tamia song.

“I don’t understaaaaaaand

You loooook just like the mannnnnn in the picturessss

By our beddd

The suspense is pounding and clouding up my heaaaaad

I’m checking your clothes

You wear the same size shooooeeee

You sleep in his spot and your driving his car

But I DON’T KNOW JUST WHO YOU AREEEEEEE

THERE’S A STRANGERRRR IN MY HOUSEEEEEEEEE”

Nah, Bezos. Keep ya lil robots and ya lil devices. I’m sure the bodgea got whatever y’all selling

Verdict: Trash, don’t come in house without me there. Don’t come at all.

If you disagree with these verdicts, comment below. As stated earlier, you can agree, comment, tweet through your frustration or fight. Really, it’s up to you.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 16.05.17 lb

yaaaaaaay, my computer isn’t acting berserk today, so here, have all the emojis!!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

pffffffffft, pinky's now shaming NT for not knowing what a DNA test is. honestly pinky. 🙄🙄🙄

“woh phooldaan ka ganda pani bhi pee gaye!”

LMAO LITERALLY NO ONE TOLD YOU TO THO 😂😂😂😂😂

lol NT is scared that shivaay's going for her kidneys next. 😆😆😆

got the source of shivaay's grabbiness. gets it from his mummeh. 😒😒😒

watch it, tho, pinks moms. not everyone's as responsive to it as your bahu is. 😶😶😶

YOU TELL HERRRRRR NT! 😏😏😏

pinky mom's going off the rails. 😕😕😕

anika bolti hai, toh tujhe problem. nahi bolti, toh problem. pftttt. 🙄🙄🙄

anika is such a weepy wendy these days. i don't like her like this, it reminds me of the days immediately after the wedding, where she was just being a passive cow, always in tears. 😑😑😑

god pleaseeeeeee let shivaay find out pinky is the one behind this, within the week. please!!!! 😩😩😩

ohhhhhh boy. if looks could kill, NT would be a pile of ashes on the ground. 😬😬😬

... look at anika be all MRS. SNOB SINGH OBEROI. 🤐🤐🤐

"ek dum qurbani ki zeenat aman lagenge, kasam se!" lmaooo 

snort, meta reference to nakuul's hrithik resemblance. 😋😋😋

ouff anika, why are you being such a snooty bitch? like ok, she's being crass, but you don't have to act like this, all snobby and... all about the money. there's literally no difference between you and shivaay from the first episodes right now. 😐😐😐

please to notice, NT still has shivaay's watch. she's gonna pocket it, isn't she? 🙈🙈🙈

lmaooooo shivaay's face when walking in on this scene. 😂😂😂

lol @ the weird nose twitch shivaay/nakuul just did 😆😆😆

lmaoooo, i knew it. there goes the watch. 😋😋😋 

"tikiya choti" lolololol 😂😂😂

aaaaaaand anika's hatred and michmichi just got a few notches higher. 😗😗😗

"yeh ghadi nahi, yeh toh shubh ghadi hai!" lol i loveeeee NT, she's too cute! 😂😂😂

yikes, look at anika looming in the shadows. she's learnt a thing or two from daksh! 😧😧😧

"auntyji yeh jo rondhupana aap phela rahi hai na..." my savageeeee queen! 👸🏽👸🏽👸🏽

lol anika's "cockroach!" waala pentra is reminding me of the time khushi started screaming about the "tiljatta"/CACKROACH in the bathroom. 😊😊😊

omfg pinky. honestly, i can't wait for when you get what's coming to you. 👿👿👿

aw mannnnnn, anikaaaaaa. *holds my baby to me* 🤧🤧🤧

GOD, IDHAR INKA ABHI BHI KHATAM NAHI HUA. prinku for fucks sake, smash a beaker over his head and gtfo there! 😠😠😠

waaaah, naak ke saath i'm glad prinku's seemed to have gotten some spine reinforcement surgery done as well. 😌😌😌

ugh fuck you rapey ranveer. die in a fire, thanks. 😡😡😡

(also, fairly sure their track is now going to be like... prinku not being as receptive to ranveer's BS anymore, and ranveer realizing he's in love with her for real. ugh.) 

the lightingggggg of this scene tells meeeee we’re gonna see the forehead kiss we saw in gorky's pic!!!! 😍😍😍

aankhein hai ya batata??? rote hue ko dekh kar pooch rahe ho, RO RAHI HO KYA? 🤔🤔🤔

nahi, mumbai ka paani ka problem singlehandedly solve kar rahi hai. pfffft. 😒😒😒

oh babyyyy girl. you are the best human being in this show's universe. don't you doubt yourself for a second thanks to nikkammi mummy! 😞😞😞

but also, interesting how anika is now having NKK issues. for someone who said it never mattered, suddenly she can't accept the fact that she can be related to someone who she sees as beneath her. now you see where shivaay was coming from, eh girl? 😕😕😕

even more interesting is that shivaay was the one willing to accept NT when he thought she was anika's mom. he wholeheartedly put aside his NKK ideals for anika's sake without a thought. 😌😌😌

"tum sirf meri ho, meri. meri anika." 

excuse me. time for regularly scheduled weeping break. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

*screams from all the feelz and dies* 👻👻👻

GOD CAN YOU JUST FUCKING KISS HER FOR FUCKING REAL??? TAKE MY (ALBEIT, SLIGHTLY DEFECTIVE AND KINDA FULL OF STONES) KIDNEYS INSTEAD OF NAYANTAARA'S. JUST TAKE THEM, BUT JUST LORD, JUST KISS THE GIRL PROPERLY. 😩😩😩

i'm THISSSSSSS close to smashing my already smashed up computer screen from the frustration of it all. 😤😤😤

how we know ranveer is truly a sociopath: he's wearing a... woolen knitwear blazer. in the month of may, in mumbai. where temps are 30+ and humidity is like 80%. 😐😐😐

SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, YOU BLOODY CREEP. COULD YOU GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF ALREADY? 😒😒😒

lmaooooo omg, he heard me through the screen!!!!!!!!! *in awe of my own magic powers, like anika was of her chamatkaari chutki* 

kood ja behenchod. aaj toh kissa khatam hi kar le. 🙄🙄🙄

lmaooooo, ranveer is like, shit i overcommitted and now i have to deliver, or imma look like a chutiya. 😂😂😂

good riddance. except not. coz she's gonna fall for this shitty stunt of his. as per usual. ugh, prinku. you're the fucking worst. 😤😤😤

ouffff you idiot, why did you have to tell him the truth? just be like YEAH IM GOING TO OFFICE. honestly, the less parents know, the better. 🤐🤐🤐

YUP, SHAKE AND JOSTLE THE PERSON WHO JUMPED FROM THREE STORIES ABOVE, AND HAS INTERNAL INJURIES FOR SURE. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

actually, a good way to kill him faster! do it prinku! FINISH HIM!!!!! 😈😈😈

THIS STUUUUUUUUUUUPIDDDDD GIRL OMG. SHE HAS DUNG FOR BRAINS. COMPLETE DUNG. 💩💩💩

lol where did she get the ganna from? 🙃🙃🙃

LMAOOOOOOO OMG SHIVAAY'S FACE WHEN SHE SPAT IT HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

lol of course he doesn't know what ganna is. 🙄🙄🙄

lo, poori ki poori family aa toot padi hai is ek bechaare hospital par.😐😐😐

RIP City Hospital. watch it collapse, not being able to handle the amount of drama the oberois bring with them. 🙈🙈🙈

and calling it now itself that stupid shivaay gets distracted by pathetic prinku's BS. 😒😒😒

arre waah. shivaay has khanna posted here. good that he showed some akal, but we know that mummeh ka shaatir dimaag shall prevail. 😣😣😣

knew it. he's seen prinku and got distracted by her bullshit drama. FUCKING PRINKU. RUINS EVERYTHING. NOT ONLY HER OWN GODDAMNED LIFE, BUT EVERYONE ELSE'S TOO. COULD YOU JUST GO FAR FAR AWAY FROM YOUR POOR OLDER BROTHER(S) AND BEST FRIEND AND LET THEM LIVE IN PEACE FOR 3 DAYS?????? 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

matlab kya, phone pe awaiiii bol raha tha kya? or is this some kinda nightmare that anika is having? how did the report get switched AFTER he collected it??? 🤔🤔🤔

EITHER WAY, I DON’T CARE. CAN WE GET TO THE INTERESTING BIT OF THIS TRACK, WHICH IS MAHI VE AND KAMEENI AND THE BACKSTORY THERE? LITERALLY NONE OF US CARE ABOUT ANIKA’S FAMILY RN (UNLESS IT’S GAURI WHO TURNS OUT TO BE THE OTHER GIRL.) 😒😒😒