#mandy rereads wc

[jolitk]

Lionblaze is insane he was really like fuck the sun I want to kill people

[jolitk]

That's a lovely thought sunbeam but we know cats stay there until they can't remember who they were or what they did and all they know is endless suffering :)

[jolitk]

asc is kinda silly.... riverclan can't pick a leader bc they can't ask starclan, but future leaders are chosen by living cats and given nine lives even if they are literally evil. starclan goes along with their choice, not the other way around. why doesn't jayfeather just reinvent democracy?? i'm with mothwing on this one

[jolitk]

Squirrelflight: I need you to wound me so we can make bramblestar think I'm dead

Jayfeather: What the fuck. That's preposterous. We're healers. I'm absolutely not doing that

Mothwing: hey girl say less

[jolitk]

The way daisy can tell thunderclan what boats are and a city cat can tell tigerheart the thundersnake is a train but no kittypet has bothered to tell the warriors that cars are not fucking alive

[jolitk]

So onestar can lie to his clan his entire life nearly causing the destruction of shadowclan and be let right into starclan bc tallstar thinks he's a good guy deep down (or is too embarrassed to admit he fucked up by making him leader) while squilf and leafpool have to defend their actions to the cat who told them on behalf of starclan to do exactly what they did and even lied to them to coerce them into making that specific decision

[jolitk]

progression of my feelings while reading tbc

[jolitk]

Rootpaw: dude can you please stop following me what do you want

Bramblestar's ghost: listen kid you're not gonna believe this

[jolitk]

If another female main character dies in dawn of the clans to advance the plot for the men to go to war I'm not finishing this arc I swear to god

[jolitk]

I'm glad they are giving graystripe a last hurrah by letting him lead thunderclan before they kill him off but the young cats acting like he is some legend bc he was firestar's deputy it's really funny like apparently the fact that he was a giant traitor has been lost to history

[jolitk]

This was the most adorable moment in my reread so far and I'm so sad about what happens to all of them

[jolitk]

I'm just gonna say it

[jolitk]

Daisy's kin is funny bc it's this sweet wholesome story about trying to save the newborn kittens but every once in a while it's like "and by the way bramblestar is possessed"

[jolitk]

When I checked out tawnypelt's clan the LAST thing I expected was another tribe book

[jolitk]

I want to see a warrior's reaction to meeting a really fat chonker of a kittypet like a beau nugget type mf and have them be like what the shit

[jolitk]

Sandstorm trying to gaslight her daughter into dying so she won't have to live with a hypothetical disability and because her husband may not love her anymore is disturbing