#man this prof looks like a vampire in his pic i hope he is interesting and talks about non-western and non-abrahamic religions | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

iscariotapologist · 4 years ago

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i am in an online world religions class in my wretched conservative evangelicalish university and we have to introduce ourselves and say what religion we are and talk about our experience with other faiths etc. and 97% of other people are like hi :) i was raised seventh day adventist and i love jesus and going to church on saturday :) and im like bro do not get me fucking started. this is an essay you do not want to read

#writes 'it's a surprise :)' about what religion i am #like dude you do NOT understand what a complicated answer this is for me #i am in possession of an anglican rosary with a skull bead thats very sexy and a tarot deck (also sexy) and thats all you need to know #about my religious tendencies #i think im currently going with 'vaguely episcopalian-adjacent but might convert to judaism who knows'#not me!!!!#watch out!!!#man this prof looks like a vampire in his pic i hope he is interesting and talks about non-western and non-abrahamic religions #i am BEGGING this university to give me a single non-boring thought about religion or theology. it hasnt happened in the last three years #wheres the spice.....the zest......the heresy.......give me something people #literally anything that isnt boring literalist fundamentalist bullshit about the bible. this is supposed to be higher education #sorry im a little frustrated with the unbelievably mediocre quality of education i receive!! i wish i had money to go somewhere else #how much do u wanna bet the class will be 90% different denominations of christianity with one day each on islam and judaism and then theyll #be like other religions.....we have Heard of them.....#me

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