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stadam · 14 days ago

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anyway thinking about adam coming down to hell to make use of the clubs, bars, brothels, etc. because these indulgences are banned in heaven, and he's the biggest hypocrite ever & doesn't see it as wrong when he's the one doing it. the communion wine just isn't cutting it, sorry sera :)

#adam vc: oh so when jesus turns water into wine it's a divine act BUT WHEN I WANT A WHISKEY-#also because... heaven is boring to him. i need to write a meta on this but #him being a mortal-turned-archangel means that virtue does not come innately to him as it does the seraphim + other angels.#he still has all those pesky human urges.. that primal violence. much as he parades as some divine being.. he isn't really. not at his core #man needs an outlet and that outlet is ~ waging a holy war on hell ~#and alcohol.#( also prime time to .. negotiate leniency for the exterminations bc like .. if he likes your freaky lil demon shtick you can stay. )

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