#man i wanna go to odesa again

[parasolyaa]

yall love portraying misha like he's never seen an electric stove before, so to that i propose an alternative interpretation: what if he's the progressive one. bear with me. we know for a fact that uranium is bumfuck nowhere, with like one mall and one gay guy in it. misha's hometown is unspecified, but we know it's near odesa, and odesa is your average european city with historical buildings, fancy restaurants and a loooong seafront. look it up on pinterest, the city's genuinely beautiful. google is more up to date so you'll find more tragic things there, ukraine's still at war, the city is often targeted. now an average odesa resident would be drinking their vegan decaf matcha latte in a third wave cafe in the morning and then hearing bombs at night, turns out these things are not exclusive.

even if you don't have the money there's plenty of stuff to do in odesa, at the very least misha had to have spent time there (where do you think he got inspo for this song is awesome huh?). so like what if he's the one walking around complaining why there isn't a waterpark nearby or why does everything looks stuck in the 90s. bonus point if everyone keeps thinking he's the uncivilised one