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2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#kutsurogi my room#eyestrain#(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers#I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh#lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh#sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like#weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet#(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible#this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity#sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best
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there's a video on instagram of a man kicking his partner's door in. the top comment is (with over 4 thousand likes): "how about you tell us what you did to make him that angry?"
barring emergency, nobody should be kicking anybody's door in. many of us lived in houses where it was always, somehow, an emergency. there is a strange, almost hysterical calm that comes over you in that moment - everything feels muted, and you almost feel, however incongruently, like you should be laughing. you are living inside of "the emergency." oh my god, you think. i am now a fucking statistic.
there is another comment with 2.8 thousand likes: "if this was a woman doing it to a man, nobody would give a shit."
do people give a shit now, though?
barring emergency, the door should remain standing. the emergency should be panicked, desperate - "i'm coming in there to protect you." many of us know what it feels like when the emergency is instead "i'm coming in there to get you."
1.5k likes: "and yet you post this for notes. glad to see being the victim has become your whole personality."
hysteria is a word connected to womb, from greek. what you're experiencing is so senseless and inhumane that you (a rational creature) try to find any ground within what is irrational and cannot be explained. one of the most frustrating things about staying in bad situations is that we also lie to ourselves. we also ask ourselves - wow. what did i do?
women can be, and often are, also abusers. abuse is not gendered. abuse is not just a "straight person" problem. abuse does not have a face or figure or sexuality. you cannot pick an abuser out of a crowd. an abuser could be actually anybody.
and then so many people rally behind the man kicking the door in. here is something nobody should be doing, right? you want to ask every person that liked that first comment: do you ask this because you side with him? do you ask this because it helps you feel safe from this ever happening?
in some ways, you're weirdly sympathetic to the top comment, because it is the same logic you see frequently. the idea is that the average, normal, sane person doesn't just break down a door. doesn't just shoot up a school. doesn't stalk and kill women. doesn't threaten sexual assault. doesn't run over protesters. doesn't shoot an unarmed black person. doesn't scream at underpaid walmart employees. doesn't just "lose it". something had to have happened, right? because the default (white. straight. cis.) - that is someone who is always, you know. "sane."
(right?)
on a podcast, you hear a sane, normal, rational person. "if you piss me off, i'm going to need to hit something. sorry but i'm not apologizing. that's just who i am that's how it is." his voice almost sounds like he's laughing.
you think of the door, and how you were almost laughing behind it, too. ironically, every real emergency in your life has almost felt peaceful in comparison. fire, car accident, flash flooding - these felt quiet, covenant to you. you'd stood in all of them, feeling them pass over and up to your chin, never actually overwhelming.
but when the door was coming down, you had felt - is there a word for that? there has to be, a word, right.
surely one of us has figured out the word for that, i mean. it's such a large fucking statistic.
#spilled ink#writeblr#warm up#this is so disorganized#i just saw that video and the comments made me want to vomit#it's actually like. in the way it's funny that you got into a car crash and got the flu within the same 24 hours#it's like.#it's funny#because certain people will blame everything on mental illness#even being transgender.#they will not#however#at any point - even vaguely suggest that a man should maybe get therapy.#like. a guy busting down a door isn't a danger-to-himself-and-others#(you just pushed him too far).#but a young adult looking for top surgery should be institutionalized for even wanting to change their body.
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PRESSURE YURI BEAM GO 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
THANK YOU @sharkfinn FOR SAYING LIKE ONE THING ABOUT MARINA BEING A VOIDMASS GUY ONCE YOU INSPIRED MY BRAINROT
#YEAAARRRGHHHHHHHH I LOVE PRESSURE#AND SPLATOON!!!!!! despite all my rage#pressearlina is real#i dont know how to draw roblox guys HELP#YEAH marina is a puddle of void mass and pearl is pearl#i think if we're going off of like [SPOILERS SPOLIERS REDACTED]'s lore marina prob got busted for like. terrorism and warcrimes LMAOO#she was makin hyperbombs and mini angel islands bro she was never gonna be walking free#pearl was behind bars for her mass amounts of property damage or whatever#man how do i tag these losers#pearl houzuki#marina ida#pearl splatoon#marina splatoon#pearlina#off the hook#splatoon#pressure#roblox pressure#pressure roblox#eloscoredraws
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he also means it gay
#spider man: across the spider verse#spider punk#spider noir#hobie brown#noirpunk#dont smoke kids#do you understand. how much i love them#theyre so love each other............#im inordinately proud of hobie's face here too#i think slash hope it looks pretty close to canon#peter tho.. im making him cute bc i want him to be#hes got curls hes got scars hes got bust what more could you want (hobie wants to kiss him)#if tumblr censors me bc i say bust i will perhaps do murder#i cant be funny on my own so ill just rely on memes i guess lol#cw smoking#forgot that oops
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say cheese!!!
[real life version of this below the break :’]
will not be recovering from this for awhile +__+
#everytime i see it im like AH#they are not real#sad i didn’t get to give them my little paintings and tell them how much the show impacted me but c’est la vie#i am so rusty drawing man this summer i have GOT to get back the energy i had when i was busting out an entire comic in a day#littlelambsart#hannibal#nbc hannibal
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cool cool s4 premiere feelings shattered all around love to see it.
now how the FUCK is malcolm landry still alive???
#red valley#red valley spoilers#like HUH??? are they KEEPING HIM alive???? has he had that many life extending procedures done before even getting into cryo????#HOW OLD IS THIS MAN.#like looking up his va's age if he was around that old (which i assumed he was older) then yeah. probably about 100. jesus h christ.#MAN GOT BUSTED OUT OF A CRYOPOD. UNCEREMONIOUSLY. HOW IS HE NOT DEAD 20 YEARS LATER.
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Detroit: Become Human / Robocop
#Detroit Become Human#Robocop#dbh Connor#dbh Hank#Alex Murphy#Anne Lewis#Elijah Kamski#Crime busting lads of Detroit#In the fic “Metal of Man” the fact that Anderson and Murphy knew each other from his previous precinct was such a fun idea#I got a kick when watching Buckaroo Banzai to see young Weller AND Clancy Brown as world savers in a band so that helped this concept too#BTW if some of you folks haven't seen robocop and are interested before you go and watch the original '87 film be wary it's pretty graphic
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Me: Wow I loved James Mcavoy in x men. I wonder what his other works are like
Me: Oh wow, look, a detective movie! I bet that'll be - WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL! JAMES NO 😭
#james mcavoy#filth#x men#what the fuck was I thinking#like what the actual hell#save me twink charles#hell- Actually save me Magneto#blast this guy#imagine the shock i got seeing this man bust someone for sleeping with a minor#putting it on the record that “female is under the age of consent”#and then making her suck him off only to yell at her 2 seconds in#LIKE THE HELL NOOOO#i cant do this
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Feel free to not answer this if its too invasive but what do you do for work? how do you manage your time to still create such awesome things while working? sorry if this comes off as weird I just want to find a way to work while still having time for my art
hoo boi ok i went into the job field hellbent on getting a more heavy duty job like welding and just do art as i please and preserve my passion for it so i dont get burnt out from an art job, but bröther ive realized the hard way my body just don't have the energy to balance working my ever sweatin ass off all day and Also have the energy to draw. I used to have a factory job building coolers but the management went to pure shit, all my good coworkers got fired or quit, and i was beginning to not trust myself holding a framing gun sOOO as of rn i '''technically''' don't have a job, my patreons payin the bills (and then some praise the lorTTTT) rn plus i got that mural gig that came at the most perfect time but im currently perfecting my craft at tattooing so i can get into that field eventually 🤙 i worked my ass off and drew my ass off for a while but my lack of energy made me crash and burn so i may not be the person to give advice on that AHHAAaa
#like im currently on a tightrope having the time of my life but im just free rangin it#i was determined not to get burnt out on drawing all day from an art job but i realized i literally just want to draw all day#and the fact that i was using all of my energy working at some souless meaningless job and then i barely had the energy to draw#shit got real fucked up in the cranium thats all imma say#it almost feels illegal not having anywhere to go i deadass feel like some authority figure is gunna bust down my door 😭 i lOVE IT#like the amount of lucky circumstances that allowed me to save my own ass from myself is sooo :''')#im so glad i started up that patreon when i did cause boy is it coverin for me#i remember 2 days b4 i quit my team leader was bitching me out again In Front of Everyone makin me feel like a useless dumbass as always an#i thought to myself clear as day im either quitting or killing myself so i plotted out my financial situation and stopped showin up!!!#working at a shitty job that deteriorates your health and will replace you in a second when you die for most of your life man just kill me#all i wanna do with my life is draw n inspire other ppl w my creations bro thats iT#suicide mention
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Love how you draw Ghost dancing. Bro looks like he throws he back FIERCE
oh yes I love drawing Ghost CRACKED at the dance floor, here's some past doodles of just him with moves:
go sHAWTY
(not my doodle but a video of 3D Ghost dancing to bye bye bye)
DO A FLIP- OH SHI-
coconut~
shake that booty (this took me too long to find back hhhasdj)
#ghost got moves#dontchu think its funny to see like a huge giant man just start busting down the sickest moves on the dance floor#unrealistic but like its so funny think about it#all while he's having the same deadpan expression#like "[sigh] I guess I can show some moves...whatever...[proceeds to do a headspin]#xD#ask response#catching up asks
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3x16 | Welcome to the Tombs
#the underappreciated jacket#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S3#ya got a nice rectangle head richard#rogue neck fuzzies 💙#excuse me but The Nose™#one day your lips will not make me want to bust through a wall like the koolaid man#but today is not that day#i too would probably have the camera out of focus if i was looking at him#but they probably just did it for ~*~*aesthetics*~*~#lame
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Wanted to share some Wallace doodles I did in my new sketchbook I recently got \('w' )
(Don't mind the nasty quality, I used a CamScanner plus doodled using pencil 😭)
#he is my husband tbh#I'd pour this man tea and serve it to him with chese and crackers on the side on a silver platter everyday if i could#So goofy though#i love him#Wallace#wallace and gromit#sketch#Victim2Autopsyart#fanart#aardman#i actually got some really nice pens but I'm too scared to ink anything#I'd draw digital but GUESS WHO'S LAPTOP FUCKING BUSTED AGAIN
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my god what a floozy you are. what a harlot. please continue ♥
I contain multitudes!!! …could probably contain multi-dudes too 🫦
#I’m a harlot I’m a jester I’m a combination harlot and jester 🙂↕️#the fool who sits on a man’s lap to playfully tease him with his sharp tongue while also teasing him below the belt 🤭#got my boys busting a gut and/or a nut depending on the vibes of the day 😌#tho it’s usually both 🤭
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why does our anniversary and Valentine's gotta be so close together rahhh !! drawing sumn for both is near impossible unless i plan way ahead..
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Top 25 hottest businessmen in NYC and this guy comes out as 25th (turns out being a goblin and terrorising the city isn't very hot) (he flopped in 25th place bc of his goblin era and not his unethical working environment)
#usm#ultimate spider-man#norman osborn#shitpost#first post after three decades?#very nice of me#expect this to be the new posting schedule#a post every two or three years sounds very plausible#but no midterms were busting my ass#and i got really nostalgic and remembered i have a blog#yeab
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