#mamoaed

[corpsings]

Minecraft if it was awesome

[rat-kingster]

Watching Jason mamoa and Jack black sixty-nine midair on the big screen was not on my bucket list

[aphemera]

guess who just watched the minecraft movie

[mysteriouslybluepirate]

I am so serious - if you have experienced a 2010 queerbait, and have a hint of game knowledge, go see the fucking Minecraft movie. Its not subtle. There's a bit every 5 minutes.

I sat in that theater- jaw SLACK watching what may be the most perfect casual not confirmed bit of old man yaoi cinema in casual movie viewing of the year. It will not be topped. This movie doesn't exist without them.

Was the movie good? No. But I had the best fucking time.

[luc-not-skywalker]

"No regrets," I say into the void, while inside I am having many regrets

[the-whatcherof-89]

“Skill issue.” (Technoblade, probably)

https://x.com/ShangGuanAfun/status/1908204057506046262

[housofthortchia]

Manifesting a sequel to the Minecraft movie where Jack Black and Jason Momoa leave the gaming grind of the real world and go back to Minecraft and settle down together raising ocelots in the mushroom forest.

[let-them-fight]

every miracle (fanmade minecraft story mode remake) has a price (minecraft movie trailer)

[the-fatal-impact]

WB corporate guy: Ok, we are doing Minecraft movie and we want it to be successful! What’s kids these days want from good video game adaptation?

Another WB corporate guy: Let me check!

Another WB corporate guy: * looks at Sonic movies fandom*

Another WB corporate guy: *sees stobotnik*

Another WB corporate guy: Old men yaoi…

WB corporate guy: Great, we are doing that!

[some-dull-scissors]

Am I insane what is this? Are they gay in the movie?? Please? I will make anything gay just watch

[thecarnivalcryptid]

I watched "A Minecraft Movie." It was okay, but is it just me or did the sex scene with Jack Black and Jason Mamoa seem a bit unnecessary? I mean, I should have guessed when they put their Minecraft beds together that something would go down, but WOW. Talk about an awkward 30 minutes!

[4o4notf0und]

— I saw you lying dead. Fallen in battle. It felt like if I had been there, you’d be alive. —

DUNE (2021) dir. Denis Villeneuve

[luxbub]

The bond between a girl and the middle-aged actor she saw in a movie years ago and now coincidentally has a big fat crush on is unstoppable

[froggywizzard]

This is how I imagine ACOTAR characters to be in the real world.

Part 7 CASSIAN

[sharkfund]

hi sooo they fucked right?????

[jaspyyyy]

its true this really did happen in a minecraft movie