#maman d’artagnan’s magical ointment-that-heals-all

[roennq]

Option C is definitely the next best thing after Castiel, lol! Love how your mind works, @highfunctioningflailgirl.

Although they completely forgot to apply Maman d’Artagnan’s magical ointment-that-heals-all when Aramis got grazed by a bullet in Series Three.

Once again... noooOOoO not the face!!!

Oh well, the man is still perfect. 😆💖

[highfunctioningflailgirl]

I LOVE your headcanon, @roennq !! And it goes perfectly with my own, where Castiel has been assigned as Dean’s guardian angel long before they meet in “Lazarus rising”.

Option B: Chuck’s plot armor lets them heal really fast and without a trace. (Boring, but convenient)

Or, option C: John Winchester’s journal includes the secret recipe for Maman d’Artagnan’s magical ointment-that-heals-all, and the boys use it for their wounds. What worked for the Musketeers, works for the Winchesters, I guess?

[highfunctioningflailgirl]

@roennq

Well… *cracks knuckels*

In Dumas canon, d’Artagnan doesn’t have the recipe itself, but only a small pot with the magical ointment that he smashes early on in “The Three Musketeers” (in Tréville’s office, iirc). In other words: Unless d’Art wrote his maman to send him the recipe, they didn’t have any magical ointment after that - which explains all those scars.

Whereas in my spn headcanon, John Winchester got hold of the recipe through obscure channels that lead back directly to Lupiac and Madame d’Artagnan herself - possibly including several female relatives, acquaintances and then (female) hunters who passed it on through the centuries. (The art of healing was - in truth - women’s business back then.)

(I’m almost ready for a Musketeers/Spn crossover now, lol)

PS: Weirdly, those facial scars only make our Muskeboys prettier. Perfect placement, I guess.