#mamabicho

[mamasotas6969]

[whosmoraless]

I HATE CASTILIAN SPANISH ALL MY HOMIES HATE CASTILIAN SPANISH WHO EVE NUSES IT ANYMORE RRAAAAAAGHHH

[awetistic-things]

hispanics are discriminatory with everything but their racism, they hate EVERYBODY

[astramachina]

Maybe it's to do with how we're exposed to our languages growing up? I often get asked what my first language is and I just blank out because I legitimately cannot say whether it's Spanish or English. My dad only spoke English until he met mom, and mom was fluent in both English and Spanish when she met him. Meanwhile, growing up in PR during the 90s meant that 98% of the world outside of my childhood home was in Spanish, while the world inside our house was 99% English. TV, movies, music, books--everything was in English, and I was an avid reader. But also PR Spanish is so viciously "improper"/mutated that half our lexicon are badly pronounced English words.

Prende los parabrisas? Nah. It's prende los wipers. Dame un momento? Nope. It's dame un break. I was in AP Spanish during middle school and my teacher was a member of La Real Academia Española and boy howdy this lady had daily aneurysms because her students spoke like "American dropouts".

So like... I'm shrugging with plenty of confusion. There is no brain switching when I flip flop between English and Spanish. Words from both languages do blend together stupidly into a single sentence. It's not proper, but it just happens.

Granted, when writing dialogue it might sound weird when it's written by someone who's monolingual because conjugations might be off so on so forth, but that aside idk what some of y'all are talking about.

[galadrielspeaks]

part of being boricua is converting every piece of media into puerto rican terms for my family to understand. like this edit was an absolute HIT in the family gc but how the hell do i explain this to a general audience

[pleiadianwitch]

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FUCK LUMA, FUCK LA JUNTA AND FUCK THE GOVERNOR & CO.!!!

POWER OUTAGES CONTINUE EVERY WEEK!!! THEY ARE NOT HERE TO GIVE US ELECTRICITY. THEY ARE HERE TO GET WEALTHIER.

[tainted-liquor]

Oh, Odogwu!...⋆⭒˚｡⋆ ft. 42Miles

...₊˚ʚ 🌱 ₊˚✧ ﾟ.

ingredients: sugar, kisses, and a lil bit of smiles!

TWs: Cussin', Outta pocket Miles, Spanish that you CAN'T 'translate'

A/N: Nigerian Reader, but the plot isnt centered around her being Nigerian

You twirled around the hallway, your royal blue ankara print flowing at your sides and arms with every move you made. It was culture day at Brooklyn Visions Academy, and today's one and only goal was to show up and show out for your heritage. There was a Nigerian pin attached to the left side of your dress and another little flag painted on the side of your cheek you had done at the face painting table. There was music blaring from specific areas, beautiful shades of rainbow decorating almost everyone, and an atmosphere of joy and pride consuming the school as everyone scrambled to find their bird of a feather. You had roughly thirty minutes before you all got ready to head to the gym for the assembly and some games, but right now your main focus was finding your man.

There was a loud uproar of male voices coming from the lunchroom, waltzing in to see the entire cafeteria covered in flags of many different countries. It was beautiful, with everyone joining in joyous conversation and proudly exchanging facts about their culture. Amidst the cheerful commotion, you managed to pick out Miles at a large round table, actively engaging in what looked like a heated discussion, making wild gestures with their hands as they spoke like that would solidify their point. You quickly jogged over, mini heels clicking with each step forward. As you got closer, you realized that they most likely weren't arguing due to the occasional laughter and smug grins they sported.

"Si maldito mamabicho y los cerdos hablan-! Oh shit, hey Mama" Miles immediately dropped his sentence, softening his tone as he saw you walk around the table in pursuit of him. He spun around on his chair, hugging you around the waist as you wrapped your arms around his neck and took advantage of this being the only time you'll ever be taller than him. "Ooh, look at my wife. Looking all good in her culture" He muttered, making no effort to hide the fact that he was checking you out. You grinned from ear to ear, doing a little spin and showcasing your beaded earrings as you took in his little outfit. He was wearing a predominately white outfit, with a neat button-up and a red piece of fabric tied around his neck and waist.

"Thank you, thank you!" You giggled as Miles pulled you on his lap, resting his chin on your head. "You look good. Reaaal good. Who you wearin'?" You asked as you leaned back onto Miles's chest. "My Ma. Jibaro pride, baby!" He chuckled, wrapping his arms around your shoulders. "Yo, Miles. DON'T THINK WE FORGOT CUZ YOUR GIRL PULLED UP!" Some kid yelled at the opposite end of the table, sporting a similar outfit to Miles accompanied by a Puerto Rican and Dominican pin. "Ay, shut that bullshit up I wanna talk to my wife" he giggled, flipping off the poor boy at the end of the table.

"How you feelin', mama? You comfy?" He asked, used to seeing you in baggier or longer clothing. "I got a sweatshirt in my bag if you need it" He reassured. "Yeah, I'm fine! Thank you Obi'm" You smiled, gently holding Miles's hand and brushing over his semi-bruised knuckles as carefully as possible. You let the group entertain each other, feeling Miles stare cupid arrows into the back of your head. "I love this dress on you so much. Like you're really just so pretty" He suddenly stated, hugging you as tightly as humanly possible.

You gasped quietly as Miles lifted you up, silently taking you with him as he walked upstairs to the library. "Ok nigga you didn't have to kidnap me" you joked, clinging onto Miles's shirt while he practically sped through the hall. "I did though. I wanna spend time with my girlfriend, so that's what I'm gonna do" he shrugged, grinning down at you as he kicked open the doors to the library. You sighed, sitting down at one of the library booths and adjusting your pin. "So how's your day been so far Mrs. Morales?" Miles teased, placing a little kiss on the back of your hand and sitting down next to you.

"Ugh, I'm havin' so much fun. I didn't even know we had other African girls here!" You exclaimed as you leaned your head on Miles's shoulder. Miles smiled at your response. He was happy because YOU were happy, he loved seeing that precious smile on your face and would do anything in the world to see it as often as possible. "Yeah, there's an assembly after. They 'sposed to pick niggas out from each area or something and then they're gonna start a competition. You should go up" he shrugged. "HEYYY! You lost it, oh. You think I want to go up in front of the ENTIRE SCHOOL?" You sucked your teeth, judging his audacity with a livid side-eye.

"Tch, you buggin'. You not trynna rep your country in front of the whole school? Insane." He whispered as he slipped his hand in yours, quietly egging you on. "Actually, lemme borrow this real quick" He 'asked' as he took your little green and white pin, stationing it right next to his mini Puerto Rican flag. "I gotchu, don't worry"

"You don't have to, it's fine love!"

"Nah, cuz if my wife has such beautiful culture why would I not wanna show it off?"

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@ashsostrange @chessbox @faeriesoiree333 @janaeby @kxllanxtdoor @fivestardior @an1bara @bachirasegoist @milesnanana77 @niaurluv

[sirenmoth]

Can we get a new york-puerto rican reader that speaks mostly english but when pissed off or irritated they speak spanish.

Hopefully it’s ok, did as much research as i could, i’m more versed in mexican spanish so i hope the spanish here is ok

!Can be romantic or platonic!

Puerto Rican!Reader from New York who speaks mostly english with a slight new yorker/puerto rican accent

Puerto Rican!Reader who speaks fondly of the borough their from, happily telling the boys about it and everything they love from it, bringing back trinkets and gifts from their family trips.

Puerto Rican!Reader who has to explain to four very confused men what the Puerto Rican Day Parade is,

“It’s a day where we celebrate our heritage, and it takes place down Fifth Avenue from 44th Street to 86th Street.”

“So it’s just…walking?”

“What? No! it’s a celebration of what makes our heritage important”

cue to you explaining the whole event to them, complete with pictures and diagrams.

Soap and Puerto Rican!Reader share culture holidays, Soap loves hearing of Puerto Rico (if you have family there), and what the holidays are like, Festival de Máscaras is probably his favourite, claims Ghost would be perfect for it.

Puerto Rican!Reader shares their countries coffee culture with Ghost, often spending time in his office away from prying eyes, Reader with a cup of coffee while Ghost drinks his tea.

Kyle loves hearing and learning about Puerto Rico’s music and dance culture, and asks them to teach him and if they can take him to New York one day. Puerto Rican!Reader is more than happy to teach him.

Puerto Rican!Reader who is used to weird things, their from New York, weird stuff is nothing new,

“What was that thing?”

“A giant rat? i thought it was obvious”

“Why are you so calm?!”

Price talks about his fishing trips while Puerto Rican!Reader listens, cooking a traditional dish one’s of the boys asked for, giving little pieces of advice they’ve learned from their culture

The boys finding out Puerto Rican!Reader yells in their native language when pissed was an accident, soap and gaz were roughhousing and they bumped into Reader,

“Mamabicho!”

“uh…what?”

“Cómo es posible que ustedes dos, idiotas bastardos, hayan durado tanto tiempo cuando ni siquiera tienen una célula cerebral?”

“i-ok?”

“I think that was an insult”

After that if they hear a single word in your native tongue, the men immediately know they messed up.

Puerto Rican!Reader who slips in terms of endearment just to watch the boys try and grapple at what they said

They could be minding their business until they hear Puerto Rican!Reader yell in their native language, all bets are off and their all pointing fingers are each other

translations

Mamabicho - basically means dick sucker

Cómo es posible que ustedes dos, idiotas bastardos, hayan durado tanto tiempo cuando ni siquiera tienen una célula cerebral - how did you two bastardised idiots last this long when you don’t even have a brain cell?

Festival de Máscaras - Festival of the Masks from Hatillo, a town located on the north coast of Puerto Rico

[blueladys-world]

Some headcanon i have of miles morales from earth 42

He has many petnames for you like mami, mi amor, cariño, mi niña, etc...

He loves Eladio Carrión, and when he is listening to him he sings along to the song.

When he gets real mad he talks in Spanish only.

His favorite curser words are in Spanish ( cabron, puñeta, mamabicho, etc...)

He loves to dance bachata with you IN PRIVATE , he would never dance in public with you.

He's posesive of you like in a low key toxic way.

If you know how to braid his hair he will make you do his hair.

He buys you whatever you want whenever you want, he spoils you rotten.

He may seem all cold and nonchalant but that men in private is a clingy baby with only you.

At night after work he comes check on you through your window.

He cooks for you when you are hungry and lazy.

He's a pleasure Dom... and he is extremely good at it.

Everytime he gets injured he doesn't tell you how it happened, he only tell you that it was because of work.

Welp this are my headcanon of Miles 42, i hope you like them

[schrodingersbabe]

mamabicho estupido pendejo es q en verdad q te estas AHOGANDO mamandole las bolas a los estados unidos. q tu crees q escribiendo esta carta mas estupida q he leido para q vean q leal eres a la nacion q te esta colonizando, q asi te van a dar la estadidad? cabron A ELLOS NO LES IMPORTA. Y A ISRAEL TAMPOCO. cuando esten libre palestina y puerto rico espero q te mueras de la vergüenza, idiota

the best part is that he's not even the ACTUAL delegate of pr in the house. like how embarrassing is that like the actual resident commissioner/delegate cant even vote and u wanna be her so bad??? never seen a bigger loser in my life LMFAOOOO

[dankovskaya]

Mamabicho

[aruuh]

Mamabichos:

Que lo que me desean se les multiplique.

Bendiciones. 🧿

[tusnalgasconlasmias]

Cabrón que carajoooooo?!

Todo toooodo con experiencia previa. MAMABICHOS SERÉ YO POKÉMON

[big-dick-moneybags]

GUNTHER MAMABICHO

[flanfrog]

Getting a tshirt that says mamabicho

[lacorteofficial]

Las balas les salen por el culo... mamabicho