#malleus incomprehensible death humor strikes back

[ventique18]

🌸 asks 🐉 to take them flying.

🌸: "On second thought, please put me down oh my god."

🐉: "Are you frightened? You need not worry; very few in the world are more adept at flying than I am."

🌸: "I don't care! One clammy palm from you and I'll be tomato so mashed I could pass off as concrete pizza! Oh my god I can't even think straight!"

🐉: "Hm..."

He then summons a cloth to wrap 🌸 tightly against himself, much like a baby fastened to their parent.

🐉: "There. If you should fall, then I shall too."

🐉, laughing: "We become pizza together."

🌸: "YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER?"