#malleoyuu

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public outcry has demanded it. MALLEOYUU QUOTES RETURN!!

Leona: What's the best way to appear romantic?

Yuu: Act mysterious.

Leona: Okay

*Later*

Malleus: Where are we going Kingscholar?

Leona: None of your fucking business.

Leona: Yuu is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

Yuu: Look, this one's shaped like a heart, that's how I feel about you!

Malleus: *Muffled crying*

Yuu: And this one's shaped like Michigan, that's how I feel about you!

Leona: What does that even mean?!

Yuu: Malleus calm down.

Malleus: I asked for two large fries.

Malleus: But all they gave me were hundreds of little ones!

Malleus: It is surprisingly cold outside, shall we hold hands? And stay close?

Yuu: Sure :)

Leona: ...It's fucking summer.

Malleus: I could easily kill you, if I desired.

Yuu: Yeah? So could any other person. So could a dog. So could a very dedicated duck. You aren't special.

Yuu: Hey, are you free?

Leona: No I'm expensive.

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and what if malleoyuu in an inspired (not direct AU) Phantom of the Opera setting… Malleus as the Phantom who’s taken interest in Yuu (the “Christine”) with Leona as the Viscount…

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Me singlehandedly creating the Malleoyuu nation part 50 million

Yuu: Malleus.

Malleus: Oh no, "Malleus" in B flat.

Malleus: You're disappointed :(.

Malleus: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Leona: Wrong, I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

Leona: I still have no idea why I'm attracted to you.

Malleus: Yeah, well you're stuck with me. No take backs, honey.

Yuu: I hate when people ask, "What did you do today?" Listen buddy, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m. I DON'T KNOW!

Leona: You're not my friend anymore.

Malleus: I was your friend?

Leona: Yuu told me that brown is just navy orange and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with

Yuu: Look, do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I fuck a clone of myself? Also yes.

Yuu: Hold the fuck up.

Leona: Excuse me?

Yuu: I said hold the fuck up

Leona:

Yuu: It's me, I'm the fuck up. Hold me.

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melleoyuu quotes part whatever the fuck this is

Malleus: There are some things beyond our understanding, we must accept them and learn from them because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith, a time where we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Leona: Did you just make that up?

Malleus: No I read it in a fortune cookie.

Leona: ...

Malleus: A really long fortune cookie.

Leona: Yuu do you love me?

Yuu: Of course I do.

Leona: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Yuu: Of course... I... would.

Leona: I mean something really, really-

Yuu: Leona what the fuck did you do.

Yuu: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the governments business.

Malleus: I mean technically it is.

Yuu: The government doesn't know my name or what I look like! Legally I don't exist! Good luck trying to find me!

Malleus: We vegetarians love the environment, carnivores are sick freaks.

Leona: How can vegetarians possibly live the environment... you keep eating all the fucking plants.

Leona: Wow, Maleus, you want to hold my hand before marriage? That's awfully lewd of you.

Maleus: ...we slept together yesterday Kingscholar.

Leona: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Malleus while overbloting: WHAT HAS TWISTED WONDERLAND EVER DONE FOR YOU? WHY COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT TO SAVE IT?

Leona: CAUSE IM ONE OF THE IDIOTS WHO LIVES HERE!

Malleus: Why are there tiny handprints all over the walls?

Leona, whispering: Why are there tiny handprints on the walls?

Yuu, also whispering: Because I have tiny hands.

Leona: Because they have tiny hands.

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its been a while so heres part 3 of malleoyuu quotes:

Yuu: What if we were stranded on a desert island. Who would you eat first?

Leona: Maleus.

Yuu: So fast? What about me? You wouldn't eat me? I'd eat you.

Leona: Thats nice, I guess.

Yuu: Why wouldn't you eat me?

Leona: Look if other people are having some, i'll try you.

Leona: Yuu what do you have?

Yuu: A KNIFE!

Leona: Okay have fun-

Maleus: NO-

Yuu: The results are in. I'm afraid you have updog.

Maleus: What's updog?

Yuu: LEONA GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!

Yuu: Hand me the people opener.

Leona: ...Pardon?

Yuu: The people opener, just hand it too me!

Leona: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Yuu: It's the pointy thing- with the handle?

Leona: Knife. It's called a knife.

*after an overblot*

Maleus: Yuu are you okay?

Yuu: I told you to stop asking stupid questions Hornton.

Maleus: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Leona: BUT YA DIDNT!

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we need more appreciation for malleoyuu (is that even a ship name?) as a ship it has all the potential

and its purely self indulgent for me 👍

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MORE MALLEOYUU QUOTES BECAUSE IM INSANE FOR THEM

Maleus: Who ate my food? >:(

Maleus: Im going to ki-

Yuu: I did?

Maleus: -kiss you and buy you more you havent been eating enough Yuu.

Yuu: ...

Yuu: Hes gone now.

Leona, walking out of the closet, food stuffed in his mouth: thmks

Maleus: the printer broke while printing Kingscholars birthday invitations

Yuu: well what do they say?

Maleus: "Leonas bi"

Yuu: ...works either way.

Leona: did you take out Maleus like i said?

Yuu: Maleus has been taken out, yes.

Leona: great, i-

Yuu: it was a great restaurant

Yuu: we had a romantic candlelit diner

Yuu: Maleus proposed after were filing the wedding papers.

Leona: thats not what i-

Maleus: everyone calm down, were grown ups, lets deal with this like adults

Yuu: so were just going to wing it and hope for the best?

Maleus: obviously, now Leona pass the shovel

Yuu: ok, what does A stand for

Maleus: Arson

Yuu: aww so good, now whats B stand for

Maleus: Barson

Leona: *laughing*

Yuu: C?

Maleus: Commit arson

Leona: Ooooo good one

Yuu: D!

Maleus: Dont come near me, im going to commit arson.

Leona: *wheezes*

*Yuu sneezes*

Maleus: Yuu are you sick? Here let me wrap you in a warm blanket and hand feed you soup and sing you a lullaby <3

*Leona sneezes*

Maleus: Oh my god shut up.

dw mal loves leona they just refuse to show it to eachother 👍

this is why yuu needs to be here. hes the peace keeper. sorta.

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malleoyuu incorrect quotes because i can (all from a quote generator)

*getting into a car*

Yuu: Im driving

Leona: shotgun

Maleus: you had it on the way here kingscholar-

Yuu: HOLY SHIT

Leona: *holding a gun* no i found a shotgun. and i want the front seat

Yuu: why are you on the floor?

Leona: Im depressed

Leona: also i was stabbed call the lizard.

Yuu: yum, thanks

Kidnapper: *putting more tape over his mouth* I SAID STOP EATING IT OH MY GOD

Leona: Maleus annoyed me today so i told him i was excited to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow

Yuu: but theres nothing special about tomorrow?

Leona: but there is something special about seeing the color drain from his face as panic takes over

*after an overblot*

Yuu: this totally sucks man

Leona: this is horrible

Yuu: yeah, i mean look at this

Leona: no its not that, its Maleus.

Yuu: what-

Leona: its just like, i cant get him out of my head and every time i look at him i feel this pain in my chest and i just KNOW its his fault. that bitch.

keeping the malleoyuu nation alive ✊

(aka being the only one making content for them)

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human who liked all the malleoyuu quotes and followed me over it i see you and will make part 5 just for you. in.... 1 to 4 business days