#malik-the-hummusexual

[batneko]

Betelguise

what’s something that calms you down when you’re upset?

Shutting out the world and focusing on something else. Lately I’ve been watching a charming bearded dude talk about Fallout on youtube. But the main thing is forcing myself to think about something totally unrelated to the upset.

[timelessmulder]

How do u feel about milk?

bro im drinking (Chocolate) milk right now

plain milk’s a scourge upon god’s green earth, though

[guardiandae]

malik-the-hummusexual replied to your post: Why are you proud about being a poor writer? I...

I felt like you got them both on point. It sounds like the anon is jelly lol

Probably. Salvaged is really popular and that still boggles my mind to realize. 

[putris-et-mulier]

Deadpool and Spider-Man would be cool to see

I've posted every new thing that's come out along with some older fanart and gifs from the archive but I know it's hard to find things right now. I'm working on it.

[sunsolaire]

malik-the-hummusexual replied to your post“I wanna do another one of those OPM_____ AU lists again like I did...”

AU where they see themselves as anime/manga characters but they're really actors in this universe. Kind of like Supernatural's ep, the French Mistake

Hmm...I think it could still work. Like an actors AU. Might be interesting! 

[saitamathehero]

share ten facts about yourself, then send this to your ten favourite followers (❁´◡`❁)*✲ﾟ*

Thanks @dragonniar

Ok ten facts about myself:- I’m Peruvian

- I speak Spanish

- I’m 28 yrs old

- Saitama is not my favorite anime character

- I have trouble falling asleep early

- Pop punk is my fav music

- I love collecting anime and movie figures

- I used to train MMA and i miss it a lot

- I wear glasses

- Adidas is my fav shoe brand 

Since I can’t send this to 10 followers I’ll just tag them. @fiarathenothingness @of-bishies-and-ikemen @peppermintsoap  @scipiolyoko @malik-the-hummusexual @i-played-a-trumpet-once @gentlegiantg @onepunchgifs @mr-meander @blackbushido 

[rironomind]

Hello

I seem to have gained some new followers over the past few days, so hello! I’m Rom, I write fics and poetry and I’m currently working on original fic so you may not see me around very often (unless yall wanna see some original fic lol)

I used the tag ‘ronm’ for non-fic related textposts like these. it’s the one I use most often so if you’re only here for fic, that’s the one you want to blacklist.

Feel free to send in requests to my askbox (though I may not reply for a while) and commissions to rironomind@gmail.com (you can find info about commissions in my description).

Heads up, I don’t write fluff without feels. 

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killeryami said: Aahh… I may have misread it… I’m stupid af. Still……………… MAH KOKORO!!!! TTnTT 

Oh no, no need to be embarrassed, I’m just glad you liked it :’)

malik-the-hummusexual said: I’m going to die 

I strive to invoke empathy in my readers.  

[wickedends]

I love your art it's always so warm! And you have a very unique style

hugs this message ╥﹏╥ thank you so much

[guardiandae]

on salvaged, i cant remember the chapter. But i love the scene when genos wanted saitama to have a very flavorful lemonade,so he just chunked the whole box in the pitcher

This might not be what you anticipated.

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Chapter 8 - Salvaged

Now would be a good time to make that lemonade. But when he goes to the counter where he left it, it’s gone. And the cupboard is bare. This can’t even be surprising, considering that Genos just fucking made himself at home and started rearranging all of Saitama’s shit anyway.

“Genos, did you put the lemonade container somewhere?” Saitama asks, trying not to feel frustrated. Like, he literally just fucking had it, and set it aside, and now it’s gone are you fucking serious.

“Yes, it’s in the trash,” Genos informs him, matter-of-factly. THIS SMUG LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT??

Something shorts out in Saitama’s brain. He’s too baffled to even be angry. “Why is it in the trash? I was going to use that." 

"I made it for you already,” Genos says, and a moment later he pulls a pitcher of lemonade out of the refrigerator. “I wanted it to be cold when you came inside, so I added ice that I found in the freezer. I hope that’s acceptable.” LOOK AT THIS! WAIFU LEVELS OFF THE CHART! LIKE DAMN, SON. HIS MAN COMES IN FROM WORKING OUTSIDE ALL DAY, HIS CHISELED BODY OVERHEATED FROM STRENUOUS LABOR AND DRIPPING WITH RIVULETS OF SWEAT, AND GENOS IS WAITING WITH SOME PERFECTLY CHILLED PORNOGRAPHY IN THE FORM OF A COLD GLASS OF HIS OWN TEARS. JUST MARRY HIM ALREADY.

[..snip..]

“Thank you,” Saitama says, taking the glass. It feels so cold and lovely in his hand. He tips back a long gulp to sate his heated thirst… and immediately regrets his choices when the incredibly potent lemon flavor hits his tongue. He manages to only half-choke and then catch himself, somehow calmly swallowing the lemonade despite it burning up his throat. HIS THROAT IS GONE, PEOPLE. RIP YA ASS. Instead of refreshing him, his mouth feels raw and dry, and all he can taste is sour. He’d almost think Genos was trying to kill him, but Genos watches him the entire time, with eager anticipation for his reaction. 

“Is it good?” THIS BITCH!!!!!

“Um…” Saitama swallows again, but there isn’t enough saliva in his mouth to provide relief yet. “It’s really strong.” HIS ESOPHAGUS IS FUCKING GONE

Genos smiles. “The instructions said to add a cup of the mix, but I wanted it to be more flavorful for you, so I used the entire container.” WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, YOU MECHANICAL NO-NIPPLE BASTARD

“It certainly is flavorful. Thanks,” Saitama adds, taking another tiny sip. This time the lemonade is slightly more bearable, diluted by melting ice, but his mouth is not forgiving him just yet. HUSBAND OF THE YEAR AWARD.

“You’re welcome, Master,” Genos says, and then starts to walk away to the kitchen. PLEASE BUY YOUR NEW WIFE A FUCKING COOKBOOK AND A ‘GUIDE TO NOT KILLING YOUR HUMAN’.

[stickydoona]

Happy bday!

!! thankyou omg!!! ♥

[dee-motivation]

Mistakes were made...

[mereelskirata]

malik-the-hummusexual replied to your post:Tagged by @malik-the-hummusexual.  COUNTRIES I’VE...

Nice~

Heck yea

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[guardiandae]

“Salvaged” - Chapter 10

Saitama/Genos, Rated G, 38k (so far) AU, Fluff, Animal Rehabilitation, Cyborg Rehabilitation

“Woah,” Mumen exhales, and Saitama is sure that he just noticed that Genos isn’t ‘company’. “I didn't know you owned a cyborg.” 

Thank you @malik-the-hummusexual and @caped-ace for beta’ing! Thank you @rayadraws, @reptile-ruler, @p0tatostuck, @bloodsbane, @foejoe, and @bandaloth for your donations to AO3 on behalf of this fic! 

I hope you enjoy! ;;

Read Chapter 10 Start at the Beginning