#malibu shark attack

[horror-in-my-veins]

Sharks in horror movies part 4

Jaws 3 1988- Great White

Jaws the Revenge 1987- Great White

Jersey Shore Shark Attack 2012- Great White

Jurassic Shark 2012- Megalodon

Killer Shark 2021- Great White

Kon Tiki 2012- Great White

Land Shark 2020- Puppet Great White

Mako: Jaws of Death 1976- Tiger Shark

Malibu Shark Attack 2009- Goblin Shark

Maneater 2022- Great White

[duranduratulsa]

Now showing on DuranDuranTulsa's SciFi Cinema...Malibu Shark Attack (2009) on classic DVD 📀! #movie #movies #horror #scifi #monstermovies #creaturefeature #shark #MalibuSharkAttack #remibroadway #WarrenChristie #petawilson #chelansimmons #2000s #dvd #durandurantulsa #durandurantulsasscificinema

[splatteronmywalls]

[albumswhatilistenedto]

[wraith-of-thiodolf]

is that suppost to be a goblin shark?

[shit-talker]

The 141 have a ridiculous run of inside jokes that is continuosly ruining their lives, such as;

1.) If someone says, "You love it really," to you, you immediately have to agree with them, no matter what the circumstances. Otherwise, you lose the ability to do it back. This has resulted in many weird fake confessions, including one time in which Soap got fed up with people making your mom jokes at him and went on a rant about it. Ghost glanced at him in front of a room full of cadets and just went, "You love it really, though," and Soap almost died as he sadly nodded and replied, "Yeah, I do."

2.) If something even remotely sexual sounding is said about you, you must always say, "You're damn right I do/am/will," back. This backfired once when they were in a defreif and Price said something about Gaz "coming through the back door" and Gaz, without think, winked and replied "You're damn right I did," In front of everyone and got in trouble for mild insubordination. (The others almost died laughing as he realised what he'd done, who he'd done it to, and who he'd done it in front of (aka Price's bosses))

3.) When talking about Roach, they will always act like he's died. He hasn't, but none of them can stop the joke, and it always makes all of them crack up, even Roach. This once caused major panic, as once when Ghost was discussing their latest mission with Laswell, he said, "It was fine because Roach - God rest his soul -" and Laswell had about two minutes where she thinks Roach has dropped dead and she didn't fucking know.

4.) They will always make up bad stories for how they met Ghost, if anyone ever asks. It doesn't matter what the truth is, or who they're speaking to, when asked, all three of them will reply with some made up, overly dramatic or down right boring story on how they met. These stories ranged from Ghost, saving them from a shark attack (Gaz), Ghost selling them assorted drugs as a teenager (Roach), and most devastatingly is when Soap told a distant relative of his that he met Ghost after "finding him with my older brother, behind his wifes back" he does not have an older brother, and so there is no wife.

5.) They always reference the "Malibu incident." None of them have ever been to Malibu. Nothing bad has ever happened there, but now they've created a whole conspiracy in the British Army about a coverup that happened in Malibu. Price knows about this one and finds it endlessly funny, so he goes along with it, never directly mentioning it but refusing to deny it when someone asks. If anyone ever asks about the details of it, they just give a deadpanned look as if the other person should already know and say; "Don't make me say it." There are rumours. Like, a lot of rumours.

6.) Roach claps every time someone says, "I'll be there for you" because once he clapped at the wrong time during the friends intro and had been paying the price ever since. It doesn't happen often, but sometimes you'll just hear him clapping - not even in the tune to the friends theme. Just random clapping. If any of the others hear it, they almost always reply with "That's a fuckin' joke" in a really disappointed tone. It's confused a lot of people.

[dahabiart]

“Take off your pants, loser. We’re watching Malibu Shark Attack.”

Topless and fishnet-less alt of your punk shark roommate

[professional-benaddict]

This is a long shot for a LP prompt buuuuutttttt

✨peter attacked by a shark✨

Maybe his leg or side when he’s out visiting Malibu with his dads🤷‍♀️

Also loved the newest chapters of LP :)

Hi lovely!💗 I showed this to @sydneyshipsstuff and we agreed that this is a bit much for LP😳💗 Peter wouldn’t be able to travel that far due to all his medical needs and weaker body, and Daddies would never take him to swim in the ocean. Poor babey is too widdle for that😭💗

But!! I’ll give you this AU instead👀

Backpacker Peter wants to try surfing for the first time. He goes to Australia and takes some surfing lessons in Sydney before going out by himself. Except, he goes out too far and is biten by a shark. Peter gets some puncture wounds in his side, but luckily the shark let go before he could rip anything.

Stephen and Tony (they are married) are more experienced surfers and often come to Sydney to surf. They help Peter get back to shore, and Stephen gives proper first aid since he is a doctor. The couple stay with Peter till the ambulance arrives and offer to go with him to the hospital, since Peter is all alone in a foreign country and was just bitten by a freaking shark.

Peter appreciates the company a lot. Having two Americans with him makes him feel a bit more at home. Plus, this is all really scary and the two husbands are hot as hell.

[awkwordsmith]

Playlist :: 10 April 2024

“Next Year” - Two Door Cinema Club

“Undercover Martyn” - Two Door Cinema Club

“Shark Attack” - Grouplove

“Molecules” - Atlas Genius

“Malibu 1992” - COIN

“Paralysis” - Young the Giant

“Suicide Saturday” - Hippo Campus

“Cardiac Arrest” - Bad Suns

“Pleaser” - Wallows

“We’re Going to Be Friends” - The White Stripes

[kpopstudybee]

Malibu Beach Shark Attack and Bait 3D 💀

They don't deserve to be tagged

what movie do y’all know front to back like it doesn’t even have to necessarily be Good,, it’s just something you’ve seen so many times that the dialogue is printed into the very core of your being

[laresearchette]

Wednesday, August 28, 2024 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT?: TOBY KEITH: AMERICAN ICON (NBC Feed) KILLER LIES: CHASING A TRUE CRIME CON MAN (Premiering on September 01 on Nat Geo Canada at 9:00pm)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

NETFLIX CANADA UNTAMED ROYALS (MX)

2024 US OPEN TENNIS (TSN/TSN3/TSN4) 11:00am: Early Round Coverage Day #3 (TSN/TSN3/TSN4) 7:00pm: Early Round Coverage Day #3 - Primetime

MLB BASEBALL (SN) 1:00pm: Royals vs. Guardians (SN Now) 4:00pm: Astros vs. Phillies (SN) 6:30pm: Jays vs. Red Sox (SN Now) 7:00pm: Phillies vs. Atlanta (TSN5) 7:30pm: Padres vs. Cardinals (SN1) 10:00pm: Orioles vs. Dodgers

WNBA BASKETBALL (SN1) 7:00pm: Sun vs. Fever

CÉSAR MILLÁN: BETTER HUMAN BETTER DOG (Nat Geo Wild Canada) at 9:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): Cesar matches a rescue dog with a family & inspires them to be leaders.

SEXIEST SPLASH PADS (HGTV Canada) 9:00pm: David Bromstad slips on his swimsuit and slathers on the sunscreen as he dives into some of the hottest and steamiest getaways imaginable, from multimillion-dollar escapes to houses with 360-degree views of azure blue.

PIRATES: BEHIND THE LEGENDS (Nat Geo Canada) 9:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): Francis Drake is cemented in history as the world's most controversial pirate.

PAWN STARS (History Canada) 9:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): A friend swings by to show Rick and Chum a star-studded collection of photos; a vintage LP of the single "We Are the World" spins into the shop; Chum and Santos give each other a hand, when they check out an ancient Chinese cannon.

MALIBU SHARK ATTACK (Crave) 9:00pm: An earthquake unleashes huge, prehistoric sharks that terrorize scenic California.

OCEANXPLORERS (Nat Geo Canada) 10:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): The team travels to the Dominican Republic in the Caribbean to reveal the greatest secrets in the lives of the North Atlantic humpback whale; they witness a mother defend her calf in the ultimate ocean battle with a pack of orcas.

HOLY MARVELS WITH DENNIS QUAID (History Channel Canada) 10:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): In the Bible, there are two arks, each designed by God himself; both the Ark of the Covenant and Noah's Ark were built to protect, before they were lost to history; researchers have been searching for both for centuries.

FILTHIEST FLIPS (HGTV Canada) 10:00pm: From gross hoarder houses and vandalized nightmares, to homes infested with roaches, rats and every insect known to man, David Bromstad reveals the most dirty digs in HGTV's history that turned into total stunners.

[danzer91]

Malibu Shark Attack | Full Movie | Action Adventure

[firstdove15]

So we watched eight episodes and it was a fun time. The plan for today in between cooking was to watch As Above So Below and Malibu Shark Attack but the stars called for us to watch Tenchi Universe instead. I did spend the late morning and mid afternoon reading Mirrored Heavens so that cut into our time as well. Haha, oops.

1) The urge to draw Tenchi/Ryoko, Ryoko/Aeka, and Kiyone/Mihoshi is real. @_@

2) No seriously, I'm close to being back on my bull crap. I'm a sucker for people falling for the person they least expected (Tenchi -> Ryoko) and people totally being friends but won't admit it ( Ryoko <--> Aeka).

We're planning on watching more tomorrow so probably safe to say we're committed to rewatching until the end. And gotta watch the two movies for this continuity, of course.

[justsomespace]

2035: Me and the girls are hanging out in my 500 room mansion

Me: so what shall we watch for movie night, friends?

Friend: Can we watch Malibu Shark Attack (2009 directed by David Lister)?

Me (lowering my champagne glass regretfully): hmmm... I don't think I have that one...

My friends and I pause in silence for a minute before laughing inhumanly loud.

I reach behind my faux leather couch and pull out one of my 89 copies of 'Malibu Shark Attack' (2009 directed by David Lister)

[ridermatsu]

Alsksjkshdjsjs im watching Malibu Shark Attack and???? Its so bad??? Like ok the "evil sharks" are goblin sharks and if I know anything about them its that THEY DONT LOOK LIKE THAT???? I mean they look similar but they definitely arent goblin sharks Also goblin sharks are deep sea sharks, meaning that they've only ever been seen in the mesopelagic/abyssal zones of the ocean (basically the point where light can't penetrate the water, the same zone where bioluminescent fish like the angler fish live) and they probably wouldn't do well in any zone higher than that, as long as light can penetrate the water they aint going up any higher Goblin sharks have needle-like teeth (again, think of the angler fish) with little hooks at the ends of them, and from behaviour we've been able to examine, they're basically blind- they rely on senses like scent and touch to find prey. There is a very popular video online of a deep sea diver being "attacked" by a goblin shark, where the diver's arm bumps the goblin shark's bigass nose, but when it bites the diver, it can't actually penetrate the diver - its teeth get caught in the diver's wetsuit, and the diver actually has to help the shark get free. When it gets free it leaves him alone, realizing that he isn't food, and the diver ends up without even a scratch. Goblin sharks are apex predators, yes, but from what scientists know, they're relatively docile towards humans. They're curious and they may bite when something is sensed, and they are creepy as fuck, but they aren't vicious man-eating creatures like the ones in Malibu Shark Attack.