#malewifewar

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🔪: Welcome to NRC's first Annual Male Wife War!

🌹: How did you get the budget for this???

🔪: Kalim.

☀️: Jamil said I had to get rid of the confetti canons but wouldn't let me throw a party.

🔪: Now, to introduce our contestants! From Heartslabyul, TREY CLOVER!

♣️: I don't think...this is what Riddle thought this was when he asked me to sign up.

🌹: My apologies, Trey!

🔪: From Savanaclaw, RUGGIE BUCCHI!

🍩: I was told there there would be a cash prize.

🔪: Possibly.

🦁: Don't embarrass me.

🔪: From Octavinelle, JADE LEECH! NO LEGAL RELATION!

🍄: Thank you for adding no legal relation. Also, what is this???

♣️: I don't think we get a choice in this.

🐙: You don't! Remember, Jade, your performance will reflect on the lounge!

🔪: From Scarabia, JAMIL VIPER~

🐍: Kalim, you're dead.

☀️: Sorry Jamil!

🔪: From Pomefiore, ROOK HUNT!

🎯: Hello, my queen!

👑: Win or don't come back to the dorm.

🔪: And since no one in Ignihyde could count to participate, we have another addition from Heartslabyul, DEUCE SPADE!

♠️: I don't think...I should be here????

🔪: And from Diasomnia, SILVER VANROUGE!

💤: *Standing straight up and asleep*

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🌹: Silver? Really?

🔪: Lilia tried to join and I don't want to deal with the toxic fumes that'll come from him cooking.

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MALEWIFEWARE ATTACK forrrrr @finnshuntaro 💥

FIRST ARTFIGHT ATTACK OF THE YEAR❗❗ WAHOO 🎉🎉🎉🎉

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🔪: Welcome back from that commercial break!

🔪: You're watching NRC's first annual Male Wife War.

🌹: I'm sorry, this is being broadcasted?

👑: You got sponsors???

🔪: First task for our lovely Male-Wives is: LAUNDRY. Who can produce the freshest, crispest smelling sheets in the allotted time with our newly acquired dual wash and dryers from Speck and Span Tech!?

👑: Oh, my Seven. You actually got sponsors...

🍩: Might as well pack it in fellas. I've been doing Leona's laundry since I got to this school.

🐍: Cute. I've been doing laundry professionally since I was five.

♣️: Deuce, remember, don't use bleach if you don't have to.

🔪: OH! Trey Clover coming in hot. Sneaking in Dad Points by tending to his other contestant.

🌹: *Polite golf clapping* Well done, Trey!

🍄: *Swooning* You'd make such a lovely father...

♠️: If I put in more detergent, will it make the sheets extra clean...?

💤: Who's sheets are these...?