#making emorty as unnecessarily angsty as i want

[garndiddlious]

1. unmortricken, close rickcounters with rick kind, the ricklantis mixup, rickmurai jack, and rick potion #9 (not in order)!!! mostly because think they’re some of the best episodes in the series, and specifically rick potion #9 was always just a really funny and good episode imo

2. the sperm episode and the dragon orgy episode. i think these are self explanatory 😭

3. the amount of times morty hugged rick in season 7, any time morty has some sort of emotional outburst (end of season 7 when trying to leave the hole, or when planetina leaves), rick clearly starting to grow into a much better person after killing prime (he seemed so much happier after unmortricken tbh)

4. the “get your shit together” rant, “ive GOT pubes”, any of rick’s insane drunk screaming sessions at morty, “you can come if you want”

5. rick is already canonically hispanic, however more specifically i believe he is half mexican and half puerto rican, idk if he has a canon sexuality but i believe he’s pansexual, and I believe he sleeps with NO PILLOWS or blankets whatsoever

6. since rick is hispanic that means that in my headcanons morty is 12.5% mexican and 12.5% puerto rican, i headcanon he is bisexual, that he has autism and is the exact opposite side of the spectrum compared to rick, and that he is honk shoo

7. summer : she’s lesbian and transfem, she loves dancing, beth : she’s bisexual, she is an amazing cook but is horribly oblivious when food is burning, jerry : he’s unlabeled, he sits in bed like a lazy ass and watches teen dramas all day

8. prime just. steals things. FOR NO REASON. like he steals whatever he can find. also he’s gay.

9. oh gosh here we go, he desperately wants to be friends with prime morty and is great as hiding it until you look a little closer (cough cough my thread of moments they’re kinda friends), when he left the curve he started to look around for universes where rick wasn’t there but couldn’t bring himself to insert himself into the morty’s life in fear of him coming back and from guilt of killing more mortys, i headcanon that he’s bisexual and genderfluid (JUST LIKE ME!) and that he ends up growing his hair out a little more than the average Morty and it’s always unbrushed and scruffy (kind of symbolizing that he’s left the citadel, he doesn’t need “more off the top” when he now is a person at the top right?)

10. i support them all, since selfcest is not proship, but was never really interested in bethcest or rickcest specifically. mortycest, however, i LOVEEE forever a evilprime truther

11. probably the rick council and lawyer morty or evil rick and evil morty

12.NO IDEA!!!! im a horrible theorist. uhhhh evil and prime mortys will become friends

13. rick : no children by the mountain goats/origami by the rare occasions/fine great by modern baseball, morty : high and dry by radiohead/greener by tally hall/fake it til you make it by dreamers (i feel like this song fits that Morty friend group tbh), summer : dancing queen by ABBA/girls just wanna have fun by cyndi lauper/show me how by men i trust, e!morty : the pretender by foo fighters/teenagers by mcr/hullabaloo by rare americans, p!rick : no one lives forever by oingo boingo/bohemian rhapsody by queen/goodbye mr a by the hoosiers

14. rick is honk mimimi, morty is honk shoo, summer is honk shoo, beth is honk shoo, jerry is honk mimimi, e!morty is honk mimimi, p!rick is honk shoo. thank you for your time…..

rick and morty ask game :)

(btw you can do one or many of these because some of them take a long time to answer)

1. top 5 episodes and why!

2. least favorite episode(s) and why!

3. moments that make you insane

4. your favorite lines

6. rick headcanons

7. morty headcanons

8. general family headcanons

9. prime hcs

10. emorty hcs

11. opinions on bethcest / mortycest (prime and emorty) / prickcest (prime and c-137)

12. favorite rick and morty pair that ISNT c-137 and prime

13. theories!!!

14. songs that you think relate to them

15. wild card!!