#make their mutual folly the thing that finally makes them smooch

[elle-thereafter]

Give me the Shadowgast screwball comedy crackfic about this one time it took Caleb and Essek combined 15 tries across 4 days to teleport to Aeor successfully. Make it include an escalating number of ridiculous hijinx along the way, like fleeing from Gelidon after appearing right in front of her and Essek’s attempt to teleport them away is when he turns into a fish and we get the amazing visual of Caleb fleeing from an enraged ancient white dragon in knee-deep snow trying to hang on to a salmon. I beg of you to make this a reality.