#make that man eggnant

[royalsmugbird]

Been watching a lot of Dragon Ball Daima and I'm still not okay about Dragon Ball Super Hero either (in a good way). My love of the demon-slug-bois has been rekindled, so.... Have a fankid.

His name is Carina (like ocarina). He's Piccolo's son. He's also deaf. And a small, precious green bean.

[sunberies]

DOODLE SHEET *runs around in a circle* this is mostly SL stuff (Uncle Clay and Auntie Viva stuff :3) and some teenagers and some poor eggnant Branch (i’m so sorry i made you pregnant man��) ((no i’m not)) uhm uhm what else

some early AU stuff :p i’ve been thinking SO HARD about the lead up to the baby and i have decided to make Poppy and Branch’s relationship go back years (like they had to have known each other for a while before the movies right?) i’ll make a separate post later maybe possibly going into more detail OK BYE BYE!!!

[silverjae]

Explaining my ducktales au part2 : The Duck Avenger.

! Warning : Kinda graphic depictions of violence!

A 14 year old Donald came across a trap door as he was cleaning a new villa his uncle had just bought. He fell into a basement with a book on a lectern, a manaquin with a hero suit and a box containing things like a grappling hook, rope, ect.

In the book was a story of a vigilante from the 1600s who was pretty much the duck aquivelent of Robin Hood.

He took the suit and adjusted and added things to make it more his style. With the suit he played pranks on rich people (mostly his uncle) and people who were rude to his friends and family.

After saving someone about 3 months later and accidentally being recorded he named himself Paperinik, dubbed the Duck Avenger by the public, now duckburgs hero.

His main villains were the Evronians, the mad ducktor (who I'll explain in another part) and The Raider.

When he was 17 he was attacked by Trauma, a Evronian mutant with the power to bring up the enemy's, well, trauma.

He had flash backs to the first adventure he ever went on (he was 6 and it was meant by Scrooge to cheer the twins up after their parents funeral) and his parents death.

That was the first time he killed.

After he broke out of it all he saw was red. Literally. It was like a tint covered the world, meaning he didn't notice the pavement and his face was painted the colour.

He had nightmares about the day for years after and on rare occasions still does. It's half the reason he quit the first time and one of the major reasons he developed PTSD.

After ending the erovians leader, causing them to run off, he stepped down as duckburgs hero and joined the Navy, 3 days after his and his twins birthday.

The second time he was the Duck Avenger is much less documented and known of by the public, him being around 20 to 24.

The Double Duck comics and The Legend Of The Three Caballeros are canon here and they both overlapped with the second rise of Paperinik.

6 months after he became Double Duck, working for The Cloak and Dagger Government Agency of Fiction, which is a sister agency to S.H.U.S.H, he decided to become the Avenger again.

Man, this guys stress levels were through the roof no wonder why he was graying before his thirtys.

He fought some new and old villains, sometimes with the help of the Three Caballeros, Clover Leaf and rarely Prime Blossom (Super Daisy).

He was much more reckless this time around and nearly died more times than his friends would have liked.

His family would be included if they knew. The only family who knew were his cousins Kildare, Gladstone, Nancy, Abner and his half-uncle Gideon.

He only stopped being a hero when his sister, Della, became pregnant (eggnant???) with his triplet nephews.

There is alot of stuff and smaller details I left out because this is already long enough in my opinion and I'm tired.

My au is partially based off of the fics on ao3 "The Secret Biography Of Donald Duck" and "Furious Revenge" Which are both amazing fics and I would definitely recommend if you like crossovers and Donald Duck as much as I do.

Edit: forgot to mention that Donalds related to the vigilante he based himself off of.

[benrey-did-nothing-wrong]

The Frenrey Fic List

Half-Life VR but Dr. Freeman is Not Self-Aware

Status: Updated every Saturday (Western Hemisphere)

Rating: M (gore, sexual innuendo)

Length: Novel-sized

Genre: Slow burn romantic comedy with an intrigue plot, Sci-Fi concepts included, Domestic Fluff, Roommates, Speculative biology, Quantum Mechanics being misrepresented

Summary: Gordon Freeman is suffering from Morphine withdrawal, and his strife is compounded by the presence of his arch-nemesis, Benrey. But this new domestic life that G-Man has plopped him into with Benrey feels off, somehow. Together, along with their friends in the Science Team (and Forzen I guess), they unravel the mystery of what Mr. Coolatta's playing at. All the while, Gordon and Benrey learn to live with each other in such close proximity.

Brokeback Mesa

Status: Updated Tuesdays (Western Hemisphere)

Rating: M (gore, sexual innuendo)

Length: Novel-sized

Genre: Slow burn romantic comedy with adventure elements, Supernatural elements, Western

Summary: Alcoholic divorcee Gordon Freeman has been given a great opportunity by the Coolatta patriarch to make 10,000 dollars if he goes on an expedition west with the Science Team... Along with their charming, unusual guide and gambling man, Benrey. There's more than meets the eye to the desert, though... and Gordon's finding out more about himself whether he likes it or not!

The Black Mesa Video Boyfriend

Status: WIP

Rating: M or E (depends on how repulsive i find benrey)

Length: Projected to be Novel-length

Genre: Machine romance, Y2K Sci-Fi, Comedy elements, Horror elements, Conspiracy

Summary: 4 years since the Resonance Cascade, Gordon Freeman has become a pariah within Black Mesa. Being the scape-goat for the RC event, he has been demoted to a 'product tester', and has been testing the technology that the United States government has been using to spy on and control their population. Things get really weird when the US targets the teenage girl demographic in order to weed out dissenters and Gordon is forced to test the new cellphone, the B3Ni, which is equipped with an advanced AI meant to spy on the user and their calls... and be a dreamy skater boy.

Laplace's Demon is an Imbecile

Status: WIP

Rating: T

Length: One-Shot

Genre: Romantic comedy, Astronauts, Sci-Fi, Philosophy dissection

Summary: Astronaut Gordon Freeman is the first man to make contact with aliens. Turns out, Laplace's Demon isn't a thought experiment, and rather is a real entity! Unfortunately, getting knowledge from "Benrey" is like pulling teeth from a hippo. He’s only talking about MetaCritic scores instead of violating the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle :/

Semelparity or Iteroparity?

Status: WIP

Rating: M (References to Sex, no Explicit Material)

Length: One-Shot

Genre: Existential Dread, Body Horror, Pregnancy, Egg Fic? (is that a genre of fic?), Soft Whump, Alien Biology, Educational (technically this will teach you about a simple ecological principle they teach undergrad biologists), Angst, Fluff

Summary: Totally heterosexual life partner roommates Benrey and Gordon have relations. And Benrey starts acting kind of funny afterwards. And would you look at that! He's eggnant. The problem is, Benrey's never had a brooding event before, and Tommy has some bad news for him: It might be the last thing he ever does. Queue the existential dread!

Lip to Bone

Status: WIP

Rating: E (Gore, Innuendo)

Length: Projected to be Novella-sized

Genre: Adventure, Dark Comedy, Dark Romance (in the traditional sense, not the weird TikTok girlie book way), Dark Fantasy, High Fantasy

Summary: The dark lord Benrey has risen again! But he's different this time. Chosen One Gordon Freeman must do battle with him, and defeat his undead army once and for all. Benrey has other ideas though; chilling out. While Benrey seeks to thwart the brave paladin in the Magic Team, Benrey starts to fall for him. And he just must have this man as a part of his undead skeleton army to rule by his side as his top general!

Life's a Pair of Dice

Status: Updated Occasionally

Rating: T (Language, very very light sexual themes)

Length: One-Shot

Genre: Comedy, Borscht-Beltesque, Family Drama, Angst, Fluff, Midlife Crisis, Grief

Summary: 15 years after Benrey and Gordon have been an official couple, and a decade after they were married, they divorced. Being a fulltime streamer, Gordon is well off and comfortable in himself. But Benrey quickly realizes a lot of his identity relied on his relationship with Gordon. 2 weeks after the divorce stream, Benrey has custody of his teenage son, Joshua, who gives him a bad idea that spirals out of control, leading to one hell of a midlife crisis crash out! Will Gordon and Benrey get back together? Probably not. Can they? Maybe. Will Benrey ever remember to bring Joshua to his riding lessons? Will Benrey ever clean his house? Or stop being a balding loser? The world may never know.

[eggedbellies]

Ok so here is an idea from my own long term fantasies: you’re from an alien/monster species with at least three roles in reproduction. There is microgamete (sperm) role, macrogamete (egg) role and someone who carries those gametes while they join and develop into an offspring. For whatever reason there have always been far fewer that can carry the fetuses than those of other roles. You’re one of them! (Congrats!) This means you have to make each eggnancy count! So whenever you’re ready to start a new one, a big celebration commences. It’s a large orgy with one goal: fill you with as many eggs and as much cum as possible. Everyone takes a turn fucking you with their ovipositors and cocks, sometimes two or three turns if you’re lucky. It’s common to have clutches of a dozen or more eggs at a time. Everyone who had a hand in knocking you up pampers you the entire time you’re eggnant, and your every desire is fulfilled. (Which is probably a good thing because you are HUGE with growing eggs, it’s a little hard to walk.)

God this is a concept I've explored in some of my commissions, I love the way they end up with one super heavily eggnant and it's such a great way to do it man... being the third and being loved and doted on heavily whilst just lugging around your clutch... the excitement of love of having children together too... it's just mmm so good