#make it a goddamn epub

[g8d]

distributing digital books as pdf files (only) is an abuse of the medium

[metamatar]

one thing about me is i hate a pdf. let me reflow the goddamn text. change the text size. put it in a nice font if i want. stop making posts about loving a proprietary format created by adobe. support open formats. this is an epub fanblog. get calibre. every single ebook app supports epubs. even kindle has given in and started supporting epubs. free yourself from the tyranny.

[soufre-de-paris]

also please someone fucking explain to me how it goddamn makes a lick of sense that there's a book completely unavailable on libgen, no chapters on sci-hub, referenced fucking everywhere, no pdf in existence even on internet archive, not even a goddamn crumb of a epub, seems to not exist at all digitally

BUT

there's a complete transcription of the book on the fucking university publisher's website.

?????????

alright back on my bullshit with 「marshes」 BUT i wanna read some papers first about colonial transportation bc that's the kind of person i am i guess

[liebgirl]

winning so much today omg… like first of all i finally got an external dvd drive for my new laptop that doesn’t have a dvd drive, slay!! secondly i also set up itunes on my new laptop. not important other than the fact i have all three seasons of shadowhunters purchased on itunes <3 thirdly i got my order from my beloved thriftbooks last night, i did NOT listen to that poll i made a few weeks ago btw, because i got 2 books for my adaptations class, and then 2 just for fun, and i had that poll to decide one of the ones for fun but you all voted for the westing game, which i read in fifth grade and love and miss, but i had to choose a big girl book instead (which i will tell you about once i’ve actually read it. so as to not get anyone’s hopes up) because the SECOND book i got for fun is NOT a big girl book, i just failed flopped absolutely lost at reading her on my phone. sorry epub of famed BOOK FOR CHILDREN the once and future king, i could not do it. i’m not giving up prematurely i downloaded that in june. don’t even ask me how far i got i don’t want to talk about it this was my biggest L of 2022. anyway i will now tell you about how this is a win. that book smells exactly like my old narnia books smell…. i was so excited to find that out you have no idea… and fourthly, it’s march 19th!!! huge day for reasons too complex to explain. not really i just don’t feel like making this post longer than it already is. however my biggest win today is definitely that my dad finally cleaned out the dryer so now it will actually dry my clothes… slayyyyy. unfortunately in other laundry news, i never folded my laundry from last week. so now this week i have two weeks of laundry to fold. 😐 but whatever we stay silly <3 i’m having my aunt’s meatballs for dinner which i am SO looking forward to…. those meatballs are divine… unfortunately she is kind of one of the worst human beings i know. it’s sad but sometimes the worst karen you’ve ever seen can make the hell out of a meatball goddamn… um anyway i have to play guinevere choices and paint my nails and watch some little movies i guess idk it’s 6pm i’m kinda just chilling

[mittai]

☕️ libraries? Ebooks and audiobooks? Poetry? 👀

link to original ask game

yeah so i DO love libraries, especially the local one, which has these huge life sized stuffed animals in the corners that are basically armchairs but on the floor. i can & will spend hours in a library. top 10 WORST places for a date tho bc i’m just gonna ignore my date and read my book. i made a libraries my beloved gif post on tumblr dot com it blew up and still clogs up my notifications but i refuse 2 delete it because libraries ARE my beloved.

ebooks. i always used to love physical books because that’s what i read every time, but i’ve grown much fonder of ebooks over the pandemic, bc both the local library & the big library in the city closed. however, i WILL note that i fucking hate the library’s ebook system because a) their formats are a fucking nightmare, one of them simply doesn’t work for me and i never remember which one it is, and if i pick the wrong one, i can’t switch OR return ahead of time, so i have to wait 21 goddamn days. also WHY do they use hoopla & overdrive like every time i have to turn the page it’s like waiting for one of those boxes from captcha verification thingys to fade in it takes SO long i could’ve walked my dog and come back in the meantime. i also like that ebooks are like..instant. like i could be like hmmm mutual A recommended this book let me get it in like 5 minutes. i simply don’t have the patience or planning to build a regular TBR and go to the library and take out holds and shit. also i totally don’t pirate books and download them as epubs to read on my laptop nope not at all.

audiobooks are pretty hit or miss for me. first of all, i barely ever listen to them, so i don’t have much experience. i like that you get extra emotion to the voice, but i’m not a fan of the fact that you can’t go at your own pace & slow down & speed up at will. also the actual voice over person makes a huge difference. although, i AM getting into podcasts (the penumbra podcast specifically) lately, and i’ve listened to NPR more recently too, so i might be getting more used to that format. so maybe i’ll start liking audiobooks more ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. we’ll see. also also also you SHOULD know that even though i barely read audiobooks, i will curbstomp anyone who says listening to them isn’t “real reading” because they’re an important accessibility aid and paper book supremacists annoy the shit out of me.

poetry. ok hiba i think you know the answer to this one lmao. i DO like poetry (reading & writing, although i’d sooner eat meat than actually share my poetry w/ anyone on tumblr), but i also have very specific and unpredictable taste. like i think overall, i’m more a fan of shorter poems (did NOT like reading epics in high school 😒), and i tend more towards modernist & imagist poets than victorian ones. that being said, my taste can be really random (although i do usually really like the stuff you put on my dash 🥰), like someone find me that post that’s like “poems are good when they make you sit on the floor and scream” because that is very much my relationship with poetry. sometimes i will just read a poem and it’s like oh wow that’s gonna haunt me on an unspecified day in the future huh. some favorites are The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T.S. Eliot, This Is Just To Say and The Red Wheelbarrow by William Carlos Williams, On Marriage and On Children by Gibran Khalil Gibran, and After Apple-Picking and Birches by Robert Frost.

[nakababakla]

ALRIGHT. Some notes:

In favor of the original author (bionic-reading.com)

they're not a big company

the 500 $ / mon is the "ultra" tier. there's a free basic tier and a mid tier too.

API is only for developers, not for ordinary peeps. Not equivalent to a paywall

there is an online converter from the author similar to op's

bionic reading isn't a typefont like Times New Roman. it's an engine for displaying the text of your app that allows your users to control the fixation & saccade.

programmers deserve money

Against the original author

who in their GODDAMN MIND makes an ACCESSIBILITY TOOL a product????

yes the online converter is free. but because the API is paid, developers that want to integrate this into their apps WILL have to pay. and they'll pass that expense to YOU, users, so YES it is fucking paid

op is so genius for allowing you to literally copy paste the source code of the generated text into your website <333

with op's converter, you can just copy paste 😘 even laypeople can do it with basic html knowledge

while the original author only allowed you to save the generated text into pdfs and epubs, with the exported html you can convert the output into ANYTHING!!!!!!!!

op's converter DOES NOT send anything to their servers, guaranteed. #1 that's impossible with neocities hosting #2 it all happens on your computer! author's converter uses their API, which afaik does send your texts to the servers.

so all your texts are secure. you can do this to your steamy fanfics. op will not see it ever.

some of you may've heard about that fancy "bionic reading" typefont thats supposed to be easier for neurodivergent people to read (if you're unfamiliar, it bolds the first few letters of each word to make it easier to follow)

well guess what, its locked behind a $500 a month API to write in because fuck you!

introducing, Not Bionic Reading! it is literally just the bionic reading typefont but for free. god bless neocities

anyone who can, pls reblog!

[lojiikuoiiper]

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Read Online and Download Beneath the Stars (Sugarlake, #1) . Alina I was eleven when I met Chase Adams. I loved him before I knew what lovin' was. I pulled, he pushed. I gave, he took. I loved... I lost. Now he's back. All grown up and sexy as sin. But things changed while he was gone. So, he can show those dimples and flex those muscles all he wants. It won't change a thing. Chase Adams is nothin' but a lost memory. I'll do everything I can to keep him that way. Chase Growing up, there were only two women I ever loved. Neither one of them ever really loved me back. Until her. Alina. My Goldi. She was everything that's good. I was the bad. She was the brightest goddamn star. I was the black hole shredding her to pieces.I loved her wrong, losing her to my demons. But now I'm back. A better man. I'll do everything I can to make her remember us, even if all she wants is to forget.***Beneath the Stars is a full-length, interconnected standalone featuring strong language, explicit sexual scenes and mature situations which may be considered .

Emily McIntire book Beneath the Stars (Sugarlake, #1).

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[blueberryraindrops]

Blueberry’s Ultimate BNHA Masterlist

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Regular updates can be expected as long as I remain in the fandom

Last Update: 15/10/2020

FANFICTION

☁︎ and baby, the world's watching us drown by orphan_account { G }

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In which Izuku simultaneously grows up and doesn't, for better or for worse.

Everything changes. Nothing changes. It’s like they’re all stuck in one big time machine, except the time machine is less like a time machine and more like a washing machine, in the sense that it shakes them around and then spits them back out and generally makes a mess everywhere.

He tells the metaphor to Ochako, when it’s all done and over with. She tells him that he needs a better washing machine.

☁︎ Better by Anonymous { M }

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Hitoshi’s been through a series of foster homes, each seemingly worse than the last. He thinks his life will never get much better—until he comes across Shouta Aizawa, an adult determined to make Hitoshi happy. 

☁︎ Child's Play by stardustacademia (cosmiclarents) { G }

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Izuku comes back to the dorm as a child. Katsuki is his impromptu caretaker.

☁︎ Empty Kisses by checkeredbow { T }

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It was so so so frustrating.

☁︎ From Knots to Butterflies by Shinatobe { T }

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Shinsou’s surprised to find a familiar face is still looking to talk to him

☁︎ Get Well Soon by brickboat { T }

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Super hearing can give you access to information that others aren’t privy to. That’s not always a good thing.

☁︎ Guiding Light by furihatachlookie { G }

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It was his mother’s idea to enrol him at the local elementary school. His father believed a private tutor was better, but nobody can argue with a mother who’s made up her mind, and a balanced exposure to kids his own age sways his father’s judgement enough to agree and sign the papers.

☁︎ Hey, Kacchan by soulstring { G }

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How can Kaminari explain that the reason behind the nickname was a jab at Bakugou’s obvious concern? Because there was a time when Kaminari couldn’t make sense of Bakugou’s complexities but after his rescue, after the provisional license exam, and after living together, it’s getting easier.

How can Kaminari explain that he just wanted Bakugou to approach them – Midoriya especially –because that’s what friends do when one of them is in love but has the emotional understanding of a rock?

☁︎ If Lies Sting Like Knives (Honesty’s a Harsh, Bitter Sword) [Series] by honeyandsunshine { T }

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“Disorientation is one of the quirk’s side effects, along with dizziness, confusion, and flushing later on. He’s going to tell the truth the entire time, but the truth may be…” Aizawa stares exasperated at Midoriya before running a hand through his hair. He mutters something under his breath that sounds distinctly like goddamned problem child, before continuing. “It may be slurred and difficult to understand.”

Hanta does his best not to stare. He does not think his actions are convincing to anyone.

“So it uh… I mean, it’s like…” He eyes Midoriya’s disorderly movements. “He’s… drunk?”

☁︎ Little Longer, A by deafmic { T }

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Hitoshi can’t sleep at four in the morning after an incident with a foster sibling and his foster father. After some deliberation, he decides to call Aizawa, and can only hope that he doesn’t wake his mentor up.

☁︎ mouth shut (eyes down) by carolinaa { T }

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Teachers and Izuku don’t mesh well. If Izuku speaks up, he gets in trouble. If Izuku gets picked on, he gets in trouble. If Izuku lets his guard down for one second, he gets in trouble.

Izuku isn’t stupid. He knows UA isn’t going to be any different.

☁︎ Part of Your World by GriffinRose { G }

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Izuku knows he tends to be a trouble magnet, but he’s still trying to figure out how a snack run for movie night has ended up with him in a lobster tank at the grocery store.

With a mermaid tail.

☁︎ that would be enough [Series] by songdreamer { T }

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Bakugou Katsuki is born mid-April with a set of lungs fit to shake the whole world awake. Natsume laughs with tears in her eyes and says that she can tell he will have a temper fit to match hers.

Midoriya Izuku (Inko takes back her maiden name and gently folds it around her son) is a month early in July and quiet, but when he opens his wide, green eyes Inko is swept away; she caresses his cheek with a trembling finger.

“Oh,” she says, and Natsume, beside her and holding Katsuki close, smiles and nods.

“I know,” she whispers back, fingers brushing aside her own baby’s fine strands. “He’s your whole world, isn’t he?”

Inko just holds her son close and cries.

(aka the Tumblr flashfic where Izuku and Kacchan share an asshole absentee dad)

☁︎ These Days Past by nivo { T }

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He’s had some weird dreams in his life thanks to what his mom calls a ‘highly creative mind’ — known to the rest of the world, courtesy of Kacchan, as his 'freaky nerdiness’ — but this one is totally kicking his ass.

[lollybliz]

Idk what app anon is talking about but I use "Evie - the evoice book reader' on android. It can read any epub of anything, of any size--I made it read me an 800k the other week and it handled it like a champ. The pronunciation fixer is both particularly fancy and a terrible case of cow tools. It can understand some ö, õ, ô type situations but not all, so you have to play around with it to make things work. And it can't pronounce the word 'office' to save its goddamn life fjdjsmsm

After not being able to start reading Solar Lunacy because of work and not having enough time. I found an app that reads fanfics to you!! AMD OMFG I LOVE THE WAY YOU WRITE MOON SO FAR!!!

Ayo?? Drop the app name! also thank you sldkhlksd

[rockcandyshrike]

Info on Chirrut and Baze from the Guardian of the Whills Book (Part 1/???)

Hey y’all so @senator-organa is the bestest person in the whole wide universe and she let me read an epub of the book and there’s SO MUCH GOOD STUFF I WANNA SHARE/POINT OUT. Spoilers ho below the cut!

Okay first, I am pleased as punch that some of the characters of Jedha in the Visual Dictionary show up and weren’t just interesting bits of world-building to never be touched upon again. They are Angber Trel, Silvanie Phest and Killi Gimm (the red-robed ones on the first page) who are Disciples of the Whills, and Kullbee Sperado, Beezer Fortuna, and Leevan Tenza (the ugliest motherfuckers ever on the second page) who work for Saw. Good on Greg Rucka for utilizing them.

LOOK AT THAT UGLY TWI’LEK

After the Empire came to Jedha and stripped the Temple of its artifacts and kicked everyone out, there are only a handful of Disciples left, and only two Guardians.

“Or, if you were to listen to Baze Malbus tell it, one blind Guardian and his long-suffering  friend husband.”

Which makes me think there weren’t that many Guardians in the first place and they were likely outnumbered by Disciples.

We called it fandom, Chirrut panhandles not for credits, but to listen to the pulse of the city.

A Disciple comes to them for help with someone at the Temple who is (falsely) calling himself a Jedi in order to foment violence and Baze immediately wakes up from napping in a patch of sunlight to say, “No.”

What a man.

There’s an entire paragraph talking about how “No” is the “perfect embodiment of who Baze Malbus had become.” No to the Empire, no to the suffering of Jedha, no to the Force. (Greg Rucka you are already murdering me.)

Interestingly enough, the Disciple still refers to Baze as a Guardian, which he quickly denies by saying Chirrut is the only Guardian.

“Chirrut’s smile turned to a grin as he felt Baze jerk a thumb in his direction.” 

They’re so married.

There’s a part where Baze turns on a faucet and has to wait for thirty seconds before it turns from rust red to black to “something approximating clear.” (Ye gads.)

Two good lines on how they feel about what the Empire’s done to Jedha

“It made Baze, who had nursed an anger all his own for so long, even angrier.”

“It just made Chirrut sad, and all the more determined to keep his faith in the Force and to find a way to ease the suffering of those around him.”

The sentence is a little inaccurate because there are several lines that clearly illustrate Chirrut is also angry as fuck, but he tries to hide it.

It also makes me think that maybe a little part of why Chirrut keeps his faith is to say “Fuck you” to the Empire which suppresses all faiths.

Chirrut’s sense of smell is ridiculously good and he can smell fear on everyone in Jedha, and even sometimes on himself.

“But never from Baze.” (Hmmmm, interpret that how you will)

He’s able to smell that the dude who’s trying to pass himself off as a Jedi is actually from Jedha and used to work in the kyber mines. (holy shit Chirrut has got one helluva super sniffer)

We called it again fandom! Chirrut is Force-sensitive, tho minorly so. He can sometimes high-tune his senses and feel people’s auras.

Baze is *twice* called “reassuring.”

Gay

Baze confirmed for walking armory; carries a shock-stick up his left sleeve. (He also carries around a pair of macrobinoculars in his belt.)

Baze confirmed for tea snob; most people like Tarine tea but Baze thinks it’s foul and only good for washing the taste of dust out of his mouth.

Baze confirmed (again) for being Extra™ as fuck; before he got his cannon he had an E-5 carbine he’d modified to be able to punch a hole *through* a stormtrooper.

And it “no longer [had] a stun setting. There was a time when this would have bothered him. He had been a younger man...”

;n;

Baze confirmed for giving best hugs; “he stepped in and wrapped his arms around her and lifted her in a hug that took her off her feet.”

Baze confirmed for BIG BUFF BOY.

He rips the tops off of a couple crates with his bare hands.

He also lifts one of these crates like it’s no big deal, when earlier the stormtroopers needed *gravhooks* to lift them.

His friend Denic is shook. “Her eyes widened for a moment at the display of strength.”

Much later he pushes aside a heavy metal panel door that survived being blown up and “It moved, grudgingly, and he leaned into it even harder, heard the metal grinding against the frame, against the sand, until it gave with a sudden snap of broken cable.”

Baze is also surprisingly quite in shape; he easily parkours a block without breaking a sweat.

Though when he does a superhero landing (totally impractical, they all do it) “he landed heavy and hard, felt the ground stab back at him, sending pain through his legs to his knees.”

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD ROLL WHEN YOU LAND BAZE

The next line is intriguing tho, “There had been a time when such a jump wouldn’t have given him even the slightest discomfort.”

YEAH AND THAT’S WHY YOUR KNEES HURT NOW BAZE

Both of those points and Chirrut being -waves hands- yknow, Chirrut, are feeding my headcanon that the Guardians of the Whills were trained to be akin to supersoldiers in terms of abilities.

*coughcoughWinterSoldierAUcoughcough* (http://lionmettled.tumblr.com/post/157044874024/cindy-semi-reluctantly-presents-a-spiritassassin)

Also zawa-shimo canonically allows a person to do “near-supernatural” things. Baze may no longer be a Guardian, but that doesn’t erase the years, maybe decades, when he was.

Chirrut confirmed (again) for cheeky little shit; wisecracks a bunch, makes at least two blind jokes. Baze thinks he’s hilarious.

“Baze roared with laughter, loud enough that the crowded street took notice of them, including two helmeted and robed worshippers of the Central Isopter, who stepped curiously closer. Baze grinned big at them, showing his teeth, and they stopped, then stepped back...”

Baze. No.

I kept count. Chirrut makes Baze laugh 4 times and Baze makes Chirrut laugh 2 times.

They’re so fucking cute I love them so much.

Chirrut confirmed for saying ridiculous shit; ““There is a space between ‘next to impossible’ and ‘impossible.’” Chirrut smiled at something only he knew was there. “That is where we will fit.” “This guy, you believe this guy?” Denic said to Baze. “Yes,” Baze said.”

Chirrut confirmed for loving kids; he hears a child laugh and wants to laugh too (He’s such a sweetie).

Chirrut also had a friend he used to teach zawa-shimo (operative word being /had/).

CHIRRUT CONFIRMED FOR CONMAN AND BAZE HELPING HIM.

I won’t quote the one that most ppl have probably seen in the spiritassassin and associated tags about “my stick! I seem to have dropped it! -gropes around on the ground and holds up stormtroopers-” Instead, have this good bit (with a few things cut out for brevity)

“Where?” Chirrut asked. He sounded convincingly innocent. “There. In there.” She [indicated] the broken door. “Where?” Chirrut repeated. “Several people saw you forcing your way into the building. We were standing right here when you came out. In there, the building, there.” “This building?” Chirrut reached out with his left hand [to touch] the stonework. He managed to look surprised. “He gets confused.” Baze told the sergeant.

*I love them so much.*

Chirrut confirmed for being a goddamn nuisance; “In [Baze’s] experience, Chirrut could be a tremendously frustrating person when he chose to be, and often enough, even when he didn’t.”

Baze can read Chirrut so well he can tell Chirrut is going to fight some stormtroopers when he moves his hand by a *centimeter.*

This level of married and drift compatible I cannot deal with

LET’S TALK ABOUT BAZE’S GUN (no, not the one in his pants)

Baze’s cannon is not for personal use. His buddy Denic tells him this *twice.* It’s supposed to be mounted on a vehicle. 

“He looked back into the crate...He looked at Denic. He grinned. “I like it,” he said.

BAZE. NO.

The smart targeting system doesn’t work well without the person being chipped or wearing power armor, but Baze still manages to use it later to take out almost the entirety of a landing bay. -shrug-

He can use it with one hand, which a person really shouldn’t be able to do since it’s supposed to be a vehicle-mounted weapon I just want to point that out again, but he’s Baze fucking Malbus he does what he wants (to keep Chirrut happy and safe and to kill Imperials)

The cannon was actually Imperial property they were going to use  to slaughter Jedhans “for crowd control”, but Baze and Chirrut stole it when they jacked an Imperial supply speeder for the food and medicine it was carrying.

Denic is the one who helps Baze by making the body armor/coolant tank rig for him. Denic is a good bro. If you’ve ever wondered how it hooks up, it uses magnets (magnets, how do they work?)

And it’s capacity for 35,000 rounds has been jossed! In actuality, IT SHOOTS CLOSE TO *40,000 ROUNDS* BEFORE RELOADING.

I’M /HOWLING/

The next scene is great too. Baze walks into their home saying, “Honey, I’m hooooome” “Chirrut, I found a new gun.” Saw’s recruiters who’d been stalking them that day are drinking tea with Chirrut. He points his gun at them and Chirrut says, “Resist, please, the urge to use it.” *awkward pause filled in with audience laughter*

Okay it’s 2am I’m crashing I’ll write another thing later where I gush over Denic, my new pilot wife ;)

[1x20]

I was tagged by @inthearmsofathief to do this OTP challenge so here y’all go ^^

Choose 5 OTPs without looking at the questions first.

Sterek (Teen Wolf)

Merthur (BBC Merlin)

00Q (James Bond - particularly the newer films)

Corvosider (Dishonored)

Wrightworth (Ace Attorney)

1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5?

Um, probably when Edgeworth said "Thanks to you I am saddled with unnecessary... feelings.”

2. Have you ever read a fan fiction about 2?

SO MUCH FANFICS!!!! I even went on livejournal (with no idea how to navigate it lol) and converted some of those fics to epubs because I was so desperate for more Merthur :p

3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/Tumblr ID?

Nope. It’s kind of a tiny ship compared to the rest and as such, I’m a little less invested in it than I normally would be, but I love it so muuuuuch *sobs*

4. If 3 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?

Probably exasperation because they get in SO MANY ARGUMENTS that result in “break up”s (and after one or two rounds of little to no equipment, Bond would come back with his tails between his legs and all would be well again)

5. Why is 1 so important?

BECAUSE I LOVE THEM SO GODDAMN MUCH???????? I LOVE HOW VERSATILE THE CHARACTERS ARE, I LOVE HOW YOU CAN JUST FIT ANY AU ONTO THEM, I LOVE HOW IT’S A TRAGIC LOVE STORY, I LOVE ALL THEIR CANON MOMENTS, I LOVE THAT STILES IS DEREK’S ANCHOR, I LOVE THAT DEREK IS A CANON NERD, I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH

6. Is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship?

... Well, I mean, it consists of an assassin and a God, so there’s little funny about that. I particularly love how fucking twisted and dubious this pairing can be so yeah, pretty serious.

7. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?

OH MAN THIS QUESTION HURTS ME??????? WHAT HTE HELL???????? I’m sorry Sterek I love you but I honestly think I have to go with Merthur because they’re actual canon soulmates and I mean. Nothing trumps that. Nothing

8. Of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?

FUCK MAN????????? WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS TO ME???????? I think that has to be Merthur again, honestly... They continually risk their lives for each other, see each other every day and are so... comfortable with each other it’s ridiculous. Arthur shows Merlin a side of himself that no one else ever sees and just... how is this not canon...

9. How many times have you read/watched 2’s fandom?

Lmao it’s basically all I’ve been watching recently???? It’s just such a damn good show, with good characters and Good Gays

10. Which ship lasted the longest?

You mean, as in, it has been around longest? ‘Cause that’d have to be Wrightworth :p

11. How many times, if ever, has 5 broken up?

NEVER!!!!! THEY ARE THE ULTIMATE SAPPY LAWYER DADS!!!!!! I guess you could say they “broke up” after Edgeworth moved away, but that doesn’t count ‘cause they were Small Gays back then

12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 or 3?

WHAT IS IT WITH THESE QUESTIONS AND ME HAVING TO PICK BETWEEN SHIPS????? I CAN’T DO THIS????? No seriously this is literally impossible to answer?? Derek is a werewolf which is pretty goddamn handy in a zombie apocalypse, but both Bond and Q are trained spies and can use basically anything as a weapon????? I DON’T KNOW FUCK

13. Did 4 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

Well, considering the Outsider is seen as the literal Devil in canon, Corvo can’t go around telling everyone he sucked the Outsider’s dick, now can he?

14. Is 5 still together?

LIKE I SAID, THEY ARE THE ULTIMATE SAPPY LAWYER DADS AND WILL NEVER BREAK UP AND LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH AND RAISE THEIR DAUGHTER TO BE KIND. YOU CAN’T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME

15. Is 1 canon?

Literally none of these ships are canon what is wrong with you @ world????? But in my head Sterek’s canon and that’s all that counts to be honest :p

16. If all five ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?

... Either Sterek or Merthur or 00Q or Corvosider????? They’re legit all skilled in killing/taking down others lol. Sorry though @ Phoenix and Edgeworth, I don’t think yelling “OBJECTION” is gonna help in the Hunger Games

17. Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?

What does that even mean?????????? Well, literally everyone’s in love with Edgeworth (including me) but “sabotaging”? Nah...

18. Which ship(s) would you defend to the death and beyond?

FUCKING ALL OF THEM. Mostly Sterek and Merthur BUT ALL OF THEM

19. Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?

... Yes

20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever, which ship would you sink?

This question... hurts... my soul..................................

(I think Corvosider though, purely because their relationship is kinda really unhealthy, bUT I NEED MY POOR ANGSTY MEN OKAY)

SO THAT WAS A FUCKING ORDEAL?????? Why would anyone ask me those questions?????? I’m so fucked up right now?????

Anyway, I tag: @clotpolesonly - @lena221b - @pale-silver-comb - @benaya-trash

[dandelion-san]

@nightlight-22 So as it turns out, I actually have an older unedited epub file, which actually got updated since I downloaded it. I just never knew. I’m actually quite devastated because I spent a long time fixing minor spelling/grammar mistakes on my own, only to find out that I didn’t really need to?! It was already edited months after I downloaded the older file!

But more importantly, I spent even more time—a long time! WEEKS OF MY TIME—reformatting the goddamn file to make it look how I wanted on my Kindle 😭. Is it worth going though that process again? Just to make it “look nicer” on my Kindle?? I literally taught myself pieces of coding to do this because I’m a perfectionist! Curse you, past me!!!

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Huh. The epub version of TGCF is missing some scenes that is in the Google Drive… what’s up with that?