#mainly bc of the language barrier. they communicate attractiveness in numbers | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

theyamwizard · 1 year ago

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sometimes I peek into RateMe reddit subs just to see what straight people are up to and its WILD bc there'll be like 10 guys in a row that I would love to bite and they're all getting 2-5 ratings and then theres a guy who's the physical manifestation of the name Jason with comments saying "definitely a 9. incredible bone structure"

#saw a comment disagreeing with a 10/10 rating saying that it was unrealistic and insincere bc 10s are like *insert celebrities*#and im like. if celebrities are the standard for 10 than literally everyone here is at least an 11 #like im more attracted to basically anyone at the grocery store than I am to most 'hot' celebrities #i do not care about rich british people from The Talk Shows I want to chew on an italian construction worker #unfortunately I can't intrude on this delicate heterosexual ecosystem with my opinions #mainly bc of the language barrier. they communicate attractiveness in numbers #I don't think they'd understand 'you look like the kind of guy girls want to rescue from a plane crash and nurse back to health'

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