#main hoon

[maintohthakgayibhaishaab]

Omgg yeh gana sunke nostalgia ho/aa gya

when I was teen aur TV pe yeh gana aaya tha made exclusively for The Amazing Spiderman Hindi version song

main ittni excited ho jati thi iss gane pe 😍🤩

[maraudersbitchesassemble]

Just something about characters in Indian Cinema named 'Ram' 🥹💖

[singinprincess]

SPL Gifmas ↪ Main Hoon Na for @amarakaran ♥

[justshahrukhkhan]

SRK Fashion Poll: Major Ram Sweaters

So many sweaters, so many iconic looks! This isn't all of them, but I tried to hit the high points. Have a different favorite? Leave it in the tags.

Happy voting!

[misha-69innit]

Main Hoon Na (2004)

[icarusdiesatdawn]

My favourite type of bollywood song is when a flirty shah rukh khan pops up everywhere because the lead girl is fantasising about him

[gulaab-jaamun-galaxy]

No matter how many cold showers I have, I still can’t get you off my mind.

Hug me violently... Let me pour my soul in... For it has been searching for a remedy...

Speak to me silently... For I know less of the words, But I do believe in the eyes... Speaking of tragedy....

Kiss me blindly... For I am careless, Reckless and thirsty...

And hold me endlessly, For I am longing to see your ribs... And mine getting mingled aggressively...

@wizardcherryblossom 💌

@bareilly-wala-jhumka 💌

कोई बताओ मुझे दवा क्या है, दुआ क्या है, आपने इश्क़ से कत्ल करके मेरा, वो पूछती हैं हुआ क्या है।

[laughableillusions]

Veer realizing he’s in love with Zaara: wow she’s so beautiful when she smiles, she’s so lovely, she’s such a beautiful dancer I want to share my life with her and make her happy forever

Zaara realizing she’s in love with Veer: I want this man to fuck me.

[pixlerelish]

Check that! Like that!

[bheege-naina]

Main Hoon Na | SRK & Sushmita

[fortuna-majoris]

Sonu and Titu (from Sonu ke Titu ki Sweety) ended up dating and getting married with 3 dogs and cozy house.

Also, Tera Yaar Hoon Main is so fucking LGBT+ coded like, it screams 'I am in love with my straight bestie (who is the closet) and I am PINNING'

Also Titu is so 'closeted gay' coded and Sonu is so fucking bisexual that I am not even kidding like what the writers think their ending is, in my ending they are happy together.

And it was during that Haldi scene where Sonu looks at Titu with pinning yet sad eyes that Sweety realises that Sonu is so gay for her fiance and she applies Haldi on him too? Like that scene could be expanded and Sonu ke Titu ki Sweety could've been the perfect gay romance with a supporting girl bestie but Noooo all women are gold diggers and hence the writers ruined her whole character

Also Titu searching for Sonu in the Baarat scene is so fucking romantic like bro you ain't waiting for the woman you are marrying you are looking for your 'bff' and Sonu helping Titu up on the horse while looking heartbroken and not looking at Titu is so meaningful. And then when he starts dancing for the love and friendship that he and Titu shared is such a nice moment while Titu looking at Sonu fondly. Like ughhh. And Sonu grabbing Titu's arm and both of their expressions changing (Titu looking fondly but not smiling and Sonu finally smiling a real smile) and Titu throwing money at Sonu and dancing like never before. The vindicated smile that Sweety gave to Titu during the Varmala scene and Titu just not letting the Varmala go.

You expect me to believe that this is is just bros being bros????

(And this is just one song)

[delcakoo]

I AM ACTUALLY DONE I CANT DO THIS

[deesi-academia]

The numerous references in Pathaan though??

War 🤝 Pathaan 🤝 ghungroo toot gaye

Dilwale 🤝 Pathaan 🤝 srk upside down in a car as his enemy slo-mo walks towards him

Darr 🤝 Pathaan 🤝 k-k-k-k-karen

Karan Arjun 🤝 Pathaan 🤝 "BHAAG srk BHAAG"

Main Hoon Na 🤝 Pathaan 🤝 "bomb ki chaabi mere paas hai"

Tiger and Kabir 🤝 Pathaan 🤝 falling for an ISI agent

[pyaari-naari]

I just wanna wake up, put on a pretty lipstick and kiss all over my partner's face and begin my day happily.

[5hehzada]

[justshahrukhkhan]

Major Ram spam