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witchpassing · 3 months ago
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https://pallisia.tumblr.com/post/750195264804028416/lifes-been-so-hectic-but-at-least-i-didnt-miss
i feel like i must ask for opinions about loic & ysme's maid outfits for this past year's maid day...
an utterly delightful victorian-classic look on the leftmost maid, here; and while the skimpier attire of their companion is not quite as closely attuned to my personal taste, there's no discounting that it flatters its wearer just as thoroughly as its counterpart. robust, workhorse maidery from the one, and an undeniable dose of charm from the other; four and a half frills out of five.
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needle-thread-thimble-spear · 8 months ago
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Petition to change the word "cleaning" to "maidery". Although the shade of meaning is a bit different. To engage in maidery is to set things to order, to spruce up, etc
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luckychocolatemaidcafe · 8 years ago
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Oh nein, warum ist es denn bloß immer noch soo kalt? ( ˃̣̣̥ω˂̣̣̥ ) Da würde man sich doch am liebsten einfach seine allerliebste Person schnappen, ganz feste drücken und nie wieder loslassen. <3 Vor allem heute am .₊̣̇.ෆ˟̑*̑˚̑*̑˟̑ෆ.₊̣̇ WELTKNUDDELTAG .₊̣̇.ෆ˟̑*̑˚̑*̑˟̑ෆ.₊̣̇ ist es doch ganz besonders wichtig, dass wir den lieben Menschen in unserem Leben mal ein bisschen Wärme schenken und die Kälte für einen Moment einfach wegknuddeln! O(≧▽≦)O Ob Maid <3 Yui <3 Maid <3 Eri <3 etwa auch mit einer Knuddelattacke überraschen will und sich ganz heimlich an sie heranschleicht? (●´ω`●) Auf jeden Fall gibt es für euch alle schon mal eine grooooße virtuelle ˟̑ෆ.₊̣̇ Moe Moe Umarmung .₊̣̇.ෆ˟̑ damit auch ja niemand von euch mehr frieren muss. <3 Natürlich schenken wir auch unserem Fotografen Zaikoor einen ganz großen Knuddel für dieses wundervoll knuffige Bild der Beiden
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grailfinders · 3 years ago
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Fate and Phantasms #179
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Today on Fate and Phantasms we’re building the other half of Team Tyrannical Shooting Star, Artoria (Rider Alter)! This version of Artoria is totally a maid, and as such she’s a Battle Master Fighter to coach other servants while wielding sniper rifles and swords, a Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer so she can fight in a swimsuit, and a Zeal Cleric to clean up the battlefield through sheer force of will.
Check out her build breakdown below the cut, or her character sheet over here!
Next up: Team Satisfaction H∴T∴E!
Race and Background
Artoria’s still human, but she’s a copy of a copy, so that’s pretty Variant if you ask me. This gives her +1 Dexterity and Charisma, the Insight skill for better... maiding? She also gets the Sharpshooter feat, which lets you ignore disadvantage from long range shots so you can sniper with your rifle, ignore all but full cover, and you can take a -5 penalty to hit with a ranged weapon to deal an extra 10 damage. Basically: boom, headshot.
You’re also a variant Noble for your background, grabbing proficiency with History and swapping out Persuasion for Intimidation. We’ve played this song and dance before.
Ability Scores
In case you couldn’t tell from the feat, we’re investing heavily in Dexterity this time around. Turns out, firing a sniper rifle from the back of a moving motorcycle requires good balance. You also have pretty good Wisdom- you can’t hit a target before you see it, and you can’t clean a mess before you find it either. Third is Charisma, you’re pretty intimidating, and you’ve got to know how to conduct yourself to be a proper maid. Your Constitution isn’t terrible, riding on waves isn’t easy. Your Strength isn’t that high, we just don’t need it, but we’re dumping Intelligence. Your skills in maidery come from persistence, not know-how.
Class Levels
1. Fighter 1: Staring off as a fighter gives you plenty of goodies right off the bat; proficiency with Strength and Constitution saves, as well as Acrobatics and Perception for the aforementioned sniping off a motorcycle, the Archery fighting style for more accurate shots, and Second Wind to heal yourself as a bonus action. Knowing when to sharpen your axe is half the battle of chopping down a tree.
2. Fighter 2: Second level fighters get an Action Surge once per short rest, giving you an extra action for a turn. Maids need to be able to handle a thousand tasks at once, after all.
3. Cleric 1: Bouncing over to Zeal Cleric now makes you a Priest of Zeal right away, letting you attack as a bonus action after you attack with your action Wisdom Modifier times per long rest. You can now (to a limited capacity) dual wield a gun and a sword. You also learn some Spells that use your Wisdom to cast and prepare. Included in the zeal package is Searing and Thunderous Smite in case you wanted to feel like a paladin again.
You also get Guidance to coach your allies, Mending to mend things, and Light to light your master’s way at night since your dumb human eyes don’t work at night. For other spells, Detect Poison and Disease will alert you to areas of filth, and Purify Food and Drink will let you dust a 5′ radius sphere of food to remove it. That is the purpose of dusting, right?
4. Sorcerer 1: We aren’t staying here long, but I wanted to pick up your Draconic Bloodline for your Draconic Resilience, giving you an extra hit point and an AC of 13 + your dexterity modifier while not wearing armor. You also get Draconic Ancestry to double your proficiency bonus against dragons.
You also get another set of Spells, this time using your Charisma to cast. Grab Booming Blade, True Strike, and Magic Missile for more combat focused spells, Friends to make your intimidation checks even easier, Mage Hand to swap weapons more easily, and Expeditious Retreat to speed yourself up. You’re relying on Nero for your bike, but it wouldn’t hurt to be good at running either.
5. Fighter 3: Bouncing back to fighter now for your martial archetype; the Battle Master! When you become a battle master you become a Student of War, giving you proficiency with one type of artisan’s tools. Unfortunately they forgot to make cleaning supplies and option, but you can always go with Cook’s Utensils for the added bonus of getting to feed yourself.
You also get Combat Superiority, four d8s that recharge on short rest. You can spend one die per attack (or in another way, depending on the maneuver) to switch up how your attack works, adding extra effects.
Commander’s Strike forgoes your own attack to give another ally the chance to attack as a reaction, and they add the d8 to their damage. Your Commanding Presence gives you a bonus to your intimidation checks (among others). You also get a Maneuvering Attack, adding the die to your damage and letting an ally move as a reaction without provoking attacks from the target you just hit. If you really want them to move, you can always shoot them instead.
6. Fighter 4: Use your first Ability Score Improvement to become a Crossbow Expert. This lets you ignore loading on crossbows so you can use Priest of Zeal on your sniper rifle, ignore disadvantage on ranged attacks while enemies are within 5′ of you, and you can officially dual wield a crossbow with your excalibur without needing Priest of Zeal, opening it up for that snipering I was talking about a few clauses back.
7. Fighter 5: Fifth level fighters get an Extra Attack, giving you two attacks per action, three per turn while dual-wielding, or 4-5 with your action surge. Get more done faster, the essence of maiding.
8. Cleric 2: At second level, clerics can Channel Divinity once per short rest in one of two ways. Saying you can Turn Undead is a bit of a stretch, but a lot of ghosts are casters, so I doubt they’d be happy to see you. Alternatively, your Consuming Fervor lets you maximize the damage of one thunder or fire effect for more effective grenades. Only the best; this attention to detail is why you’re a professional.
9. Cleric 3: Third level clerics get second level spells, like your freebies Magic Weapon and Shatter for a better excalibur and a stun grenade. You can also use Enhance Ability for more coaching, and Lesser Restoration to fix up old cars. Wait, that’s not what that spell does?
10. Cleric 4: Use this ASI to bump up your Wisdom for better maidliness and stronger spells.
11. Cleric 5: Fifth level clerics see their turn undead become Destroy Undead, instantly killing any zombies or the like of CR 1/2 or lower who fail their wisdom save.
You also get third level spells this level, like Fireball for a bigger grenade and Haste to turn whatever nonsense Nero builds into a proper racing machine. Speaking of, you’ve got to get your motorcycle seaworthy for your noble phantasm, so pick up Water Walk so it won’t sink.
12. Cleric 6: At sixth level you can Channel Divinity twice per rest, and as a zeal cleric you also get a Resounding Strike when dealing thunder damage to creatures, pushing them up to 10 feet away. You’re a maid, it would just be weird if you couldn’t sweep people off the battlefield.
13. Fighter 6: Use this ASI to become more Alert, to give yourself a +5 initiative bonus, immunity to surprise, and to prevent hidden creatures from attacking with advantage. A maid’s job is never done.
14. Fighter 7: As a seventh level battle master, you Know Your Enemy, letting you spend 1 minute to figure out two characteristics of your enemy. You find out if it is better than, worse than, or equal to you in the following: Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, AC, current HP, Total class levels, and fighter class levels. You also get a 5th die each short rest.
You also get two more maneuvers. Pushing Attack continues that sweeping theme from last time by dealing more damage and pushing the enemy away if they fail a strength save (dc 8+proficiency+dexterity modifier), and Tactical Assessment adds the die to your Investigation, History, or Insight check.
15. Fighter 8: Use this ASI to bump up your Dexterity for more accurate shots and more powerful pushes.
16. Fighter 9: Nine levels of fighter make you Indomitable, letting you re-roll a failed save once per long rest.
17. Fighter 10: Your Improved Combat Superiority makes all your maneuvers more deadly, by turning your superiority dice into d10s.
On top of that, you get one more round of maneuvers. Grab a Precision Attack to add the die to your attack roll rather than the damage for super sniping and Sweeping Attack mostly for the name. It lets you attack a second creature with the same roll as the first, dealing the superiority die in damage.
18. Fighter 11: Eleventh level fighters get another Extra Attack each action, and this one does stack with the original, giving you 3 attacks with one action, 4 with your bonus action added in, and up to 7 when you use your action surge.
19. Fighter 12: Use your last ASI for more Wisdom, giving you stronger spells and more Priest of Zeal activations.
20. Fighter 13: Your capstone level gives you a second use of Indomitable each long rest. It’s nothing fancy, but it’s extra protection, which is never a bad thing.
Pros:
Thanks to sharpshooter you have a massive range of combat, and thanks to spells like haste and Nero’s vehicles you’ll have plenty of speed to make the most use of them.
You can deal pretty consistent damage thanks to your bevy of attacks and the sharpshooter feat helping you put holes in heads from hundreds of feet away.
Despite your distance from the rest of the party, maneuvers only have a range based on sight and hearing, so you can freely support the party by giving them extra attacks, and helping them get out of sticky situations with maneuvering strikes, resounding strikes, and pushing attacks. You’re also pretty helpful outside of combat with healing and spells like Enhance Ability to help with skill challenges.
Cons:
While not terrible, your health isn’t great thanks to that dip into cleric and sorcerer. I wouldn’t call it bad necessarily, just try extra hard not to get cornered.
Even with Tactical Assessment helping out a bit, you’ve still got a low intelligence, which might make the more intellectual parts of maiding a bit harder than they need to be.
While your physical attacks are super long range, you’ve still got normal spell ranges, meaning you can’t take full advantage of the sharpshooter feat if you want to chuck grenades as well.
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scarletmeer · 4 years ago
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Sam only ever gets a break when HBomb forces him into retirement under pain of cat-maidery
I think catmaid hbomb should visit the prison. No, not to break anyone out. I just wanna see how long Sam can go before he breaks.
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americanbuildings · 8 years ago
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View south, north facade of Kitchen/Maidery additions. - Lake Placid Club, Forest Wing, East side of Mirror Lake Drive, North of State Route 86 & Main, North Elba, Essex County, NY
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luckychocolatemaidcafe · 8 years ago
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Nach all den schönen Conventions & Events, die wir in diesem Jahr mit euch erleben durften, heißt es nun Abschied nehmen. (´⌒`) Natürlich nicht von euch, doch das Jahr 2016 neigt sich heute dem Ende zu und wird auch von uns mit einem Feuerwerk zur Ruhe gelegt. Wir bedanken uns herzlichst bei euch 💜 Goshujin-sama & Ojou-sama 💜 - dafür, dass ihr unser Jahr mit unvergesslichen Erinnerungen gefüllt habt! Wir freuen uns jetzt schon darauf, ganz neue Momente mit euch schaffen zu können und hoffen, dass ihr uns auch im kommenden Jahr begleiten werdet! MOE MOE LOVE (*ノ´∀`*)ノ♡
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luckychocolatemaidcafe · 8 years ago
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❆8th December 2016 ❆ Ein besonderer Tag jagt bei uns den Nächsten! \(^▽^)/ Heute hat unsere kleine Brautmaid <3 Eri <3Geburtstag! Es ist jetzt schon ein Jahr her, als wir alle zusammen💍Ja💍 zu ihr sagten und sie in unsere Familie aufgenommen haben. Seitdem bereichert sie jeden Tag unser Team durch ihre Freundlichkeit und Liebe. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) Wie freuen uns mit ihr diesen Tag feiern zu können und hoffen noch viele weitere moetastische Geburtstagemit ihr verbringen zu können! 🎁 Wir danken PicJess für das schöne Bild! <3
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luckychocolatemaidcafe · 8 years ago
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Drei Tage sind vorbei und das Wochenende liegt nun vor uns. Hattet ihr bereits Zeit die Gamescom zu besuchen und habt schon einige Spiele ausprobiert? ^.^ Oder seid ihr noch in der Planung und geht am Samstag oder Sonntag? (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Erzählt mal, auf welche Spiele habt ihr euch dieses Jahr besonders gefreut und was sind eure Highlights der Gamescom 2016? ლ(╹◡╹ლ) Vielleicht sind es ja sogar unsere Maids, die es euch am Meisten angetan haben ;3 Danke für die wundervollen Fotos, Flamina-Photography! <3
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