#maidenshipping

[merryfortune]

Goody Two-Shoes

Written for @5daysofygofemslash

Day 1: Beach | Snow

Title: Goody Two-Shoes

Ship: Maidenshipping | Momoe/Rei 

Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Rating: T

Word Count: 1,601

Tags: Mid-Canon, Developing Relationship, Fluff

   “I’m bad,” Momoe muttered to herself over and over again, “I’m so bad.”

   Her mantra was fortified by the fact that she had something to prove but weakened by the fact her knees were knocking. Her skin was crawling. Her stomach was churning. Her palms were sweating and oh golly! Her nigh perfect record of attendance, which had been forgiven due to the unusual nature of the one incident which had caused her (and Junko, and Asuka, as well as some slackers from Osiris Red) to skip school.

   But this?

   This was different.

Momoe was doing it completely of her own free will because she had something to prove - and something to prove to none other than Junko, Asuka, and worst of all: those slackers from Osiris Red.

   “Aw, you're such a goody two-shoes, Momoe, it's really cute.” Momoe recalled Junko teasing her over a picnic lunch on the greens with a weird mix of all their friends from across all three dorms.

   “Am not.” Momoe had pouted in response, crossing her arms in front of her.

   “You are too,” Asuka chided her, feeling bad to do so but agreeing with the overwhelming sentiment that Momoe was a goody two-shoes, “it's what makes you so cute.”

   “I’m not cute.” Momoe huffed.

   “Are too.” Literally everyone in the group - Junko, Asuka, Judai, Sho, Jun, Tyranno, and even Jim - echoed back at her with a chorus of mismatched laughter to boot.

   So now, Momoe had a mission.

   Before the end of the school year, before she and the other third years graduated, before she went to university and majored in clothing design, Hamaguchi Momoe was going to do something naughty. She was going to do the unthinkable, the unbelievable, and she decided that what that unthinkable, unbelievable thing she would do is… She was going to skip school.

   Think about it, she had excellent grades and a near unblemished record of attendance. She never got sick, she never got kidnapped or caught up in the wild stories that the others in her class seemed to so it was perfect. It wouldn’t jeopardise her chances of getting into her university of preference but it would still prove to the others that Momoe was bad. That she was so bad, in fact.

   Taking one look around the island in which their beloved and insane Duel Academia was situated, it was super obvious that there was only one place for Momoe to go on her quest: the beach.

   The beach was a perfect place for a would-be delinquent to go hang out. It was wide and vast, the entire island was ringed with golden sands and azure waters, it would be, like, so totally hard for the teachers to find just one student playing hooky out here. Hitting the sand, adding up some rays for a tan, the beach was great. 

   Not to mention, it was relatively safe, too. 

   So long as she stayed out of the way of rips and jellyfish, it was definitely safer than anywhere near the active volcano or various secret laboratories. So yes, the beach was a perfect place for Momoe to prove she was bad. That she was so bad, even.

   Except, as it would turn out, Momoe was not the only one to have this thought.

   She had been fully expecting to be the only student out here truanting in this particular stretch of the beach but nope. There was another girl here. Someone she recognised even and was recognised in turn by.

   “Oh, hey, Momoe, you wanna hang out?”

   Saotome Rei reached out to her, jumping up and down, waving at her and flagging her down. Momoe sighed. She had no choice but to say yes. Social obligations and all that. It would be awkward to turn her down and already, just coming out what? A mile or so from the main hub of the school, her feet were killing her. She was burning sunlight so Momoe didn’t really want to keep creeping along too far.

   So hanging out with Rei it was.

   Momoe knew a little bit about Rei. She’d never hung out one on one with her. They were in different dorms, different years. That made it a little bit hard, even with their big group of mutual friends. But she still knew a little bit about her. She was a hopeless romantic and allegedly a genius duellist. She was younger than everyone and had gotten in on a mix of talent, skill, and smarts. That she was bit of a tomboy, too, at the same time. 

   Honestly, Momoe didn’t know whether or not she would get along with Rei. At least not without Asuka or Judai or a couple other people in the mix. No hard feelings or anything, she just didn’t know Rei all that well. It was probably going to be weird. And awkward.

   Except it wasn’t.

   The conversation ensued quite naturally, all things considered. Whilst Rei skipped rocks on the ocean and Momoe watched.

   “So what brings you out here?” Rei asked.

   “Um. A dare. I’ve been dared to skip classes.” Momoe said. “I want to prove I’m not a goody two-shoes.”

   “I see.” Rei said. “Are you a goody two-shoes?”

   “I, uh, think I am.” Momoe said and she buckled.

   She sank down to her knees and sat in the sand. Rei laughed at Momoe’s expense and Momoe held herself. Her stomach was still churning, after all. She blushed.

   “I hate it.” Momoe confessed. “I’m really not good at this hooky thing.”

   “That’s cute.” Rei laughed.

   Momoe groaned. “I don’t want to be cute! I want to be pretty and sexy and hot!”

   “You’re all those things too-” Rei said and then stopped stone still when she realised she had implied she thought Momoe was sexy. Not just pretty. Or hot. Okay, hot was probably an awkward thing to also imply.

   But just as Rei was embarrassed, Momoe was mortified. She hid her face in her hands and changed how she sat. She sat like an egg, knees under her chin and groaned.

   “Sorry, sorry, didn’t mean to put my foot in my mouth and make things worse but…” Rei’s voice trailed off sheepishly, whatever she had cued up on her mind, Momoe could sense it would be both genuine and sincere. “But I really do think you’re all those things. Cute, pretty, and, erm, you know hot. I know the Ra Yellow Boys think that way.”

   “You're sweet, Rei.” Momoe miserated.

   “Still no good?” Rei laughed.

   “A little.” Momoe replied. “But, um, what about you? Why are you skipping school?”

   “Felt like it.” Rei shrugged.

   “Oh.” Momoe mumbled.

   “Yeah.” Rei said.

   She threw out another stone and Momoe watched with rapt attention. She lifted herself up just to watch how Rei’s wrist flicked and how that resulted in the stone bouncing across the ever moving and ever constant waves. One, two, three ripples! Momoe gasped, impressed.

   “You're pretty good at that.” she said.

   “Aw, thanks. Cute, pretty, and sweet! You’ll make someone very happy one day.” Rei said and then sighed enviously. 

   “You flatterer, you.” Momoe teased Rei.

   “No, really, I mean it.” Rei said. “I come on way too strong but I think it's important to be yourself. You’ll find someone eventually. And I will too, I’m sure. So please don’t worry about being a goody two-shoes. If that’s what makes you, well, you then screw everyone else. Keep being you and you’ll find your kindred spirit, your destined love. I’m sure of it!”

   Momoe’s heart skipped a beat and she laughed to herself. “Not only are you a good duellist Rei, and a good stone skipper,” she said, “but you have a good heart.”

   “Aw, your too kind.” Rei said. “I mean, I haven’t even landed one of these so-called kindred spirits just yet but I just gotta wait and be me. Same as you.”

   “Same as me.” Momoe agreed and she looked up at Rei.

   Huh. Their chemistry was surprisingly natural. It was mere moments ago now but Momoe felt silly for ever thinking she couldn’t get along with Rei. She smiled to herself.

   “So, um, Rei…” Momoe said. “Before I give up and go back to classes… Do you mind if you show me how to skip stones? I think I’ve tried once or twice but they just go plonk and sink down to the bottom.”

   “Sure, I’d love to.” Rei said and she turned around to face Momoe, she flashed the biggest, widest smile and Momoe felt her heart skip a beat once more.

   She was a short, youthful girl but her eyes were warm and kind, like burnt umber. Rei was quite pretty underneath her spiky fringe and curtain of dark hair. Yup. Momoe could feel it begin. 

   The beginnings of a crush.

   Rei extended out her hand and Momoe accepted it. Rei’s hand was small but it was firm. All by herself, with just a tug, she pulled Momoe to her feet and a spray of sand went up around her because of the inertia. She laughed at it, and her sandy bum, but was looking forward to being taught the 101 of skipping stones from Rei. It sounded like a lot of fun, to be honest, with her especially.

   Momoe wasn’t sure if she had proven whether or not she was a goody two-shoes through and through. She had tried to be bad - so bad - but what she did know was that she was kind of maybe just a little bit down bad for Rei after spending some one-on-one time with her.

[the-trans-folk-witch]

The Triple Goddess of Wicca, and why she must be killed : Another trinity with a problematic following

What better time to bash Wicca than the present? At the time of writing this it is nearing the height of Autumn and All Hallows is lurching towards us with natural disasters all along the southeast of the US. Hurricanes are bringing ruin to the homes of the innocent, as well as the possible deserving conservatives of Florida.

At this time I am in deep thought of the many times in history that loss, death, illness, and danger upon a group of people was seen as a "cleansing" by the Christian god. The Aids crisis is a great example of this. It was seen as natures way of ridding the earth of queer folks. so why should we not view the hurricane as such a riddle?

In relation to problematic religious views that damage queer folks, I wanted to disect one of these religions. Wicca, a religion with many branches and problems. This religion -as many know- prides itself on its pagan origins and distance from Christianity, while still displaying the same issues Christianity presents to the world. A religion where the pedo-priest becomes the rapey-coven-leader. A space where women are just a womb for a man or god to lay seed in, and most pressing; a place where trans bodies are ignored. Another religion made by a cis white man and taken too far.

I was inspired to tackle the beast that is this neo-religion by the load of terfs that have plagued my inbox for the past 3 years. These Dianic-Wiccans seem to forget the cultures that bore their goddess also created many stories of gender-bent gods such as Hermaphroditus who is most famously known. Shikhandi, who is labeled as a FTM warrior. Lakapati, whose gender changed many times in Filipino history. And Apollo who has a myth where he lived in the form of a woman for 7 years. As we all know, transness is older than wicca will ever be, and there is no use in continuing to argue with dianic -terfs on the internet. So, instead of berating them on their lack of historical knowledge, I want to pinpoint the thing within their faith that this trans-exclusionary "feminism" stems from. Their goddess.

We all have seen the links made to Hecate or Diana in their religion. The concept of an ancient goddess having three main forms or titles to call on. But what maddens me is the ignorance that many non traditional wiccans spout off. As if they are from an ancient tradition of Hecatean worship. When their triple goddess is historically claimed as a purely wiccan invention by the mouth of Gardner himself. The dissent from traditonal wicca to neo-wicca has been maddeningly full of lies. This religion did not evolve, but made space for more issues. If you asked the first or traditional wiccans who they worshipped, you would hear they worshipped the gods of wicca who were revealed to Gardner. Not an entirely Greco-Roman rip-off. Yes, the triple goddess may have been inspired by triple goddesses of history. But she is much newer and much more problematic than her ancient counterparts. To think an ancient tradition such as hecatean devotion has been watered down and conflated with a made up goddess that prioritizes women's usefulness to man as her purpose. To be more clear, let me roughly describe Hecate's triple form in history. Hekate of the moon/sky, Hekate of the earth, and Hekate of the underworld. A goddess who was encompassing all places and aspects of life. The ultimate power of the world. She was not this maiden mother and crone being. She has been reduced to this western concept of "maiden, mother, and crone". As if counting the stages of a woman's service to men is to be empowering. As if all women must be these three things. As if women are only worthy of worship if they rear children, or had a period of chastity (maidenship). A spirit that was made up by a man with a breeding kink has claimed the titles of hekate and are now toting her images as if they are her. People are holding this goddess close to their hearts and wombs only to mock greek culture despite not having greek ancestry. Cis women are using Hekate's image to attack trans women and use this made up triplicate nature of child birth and their British founder's obsession with women's bodies to make us seem unnatural. Yet, here they are pretending Hecate, Diana, or whatever name they are aimlessly slapping on this goddess is of natural pagan origin. It all satirically contrasts with the actual historicity of transness. Imagine having the nerve (read: ignorance) to mock me for being trans as if it is a new thing, when the very gods you're using to back it up are from the mind of a mortal man. Trans people have and will always be divine. Even without bearing children, having a womb, or lying with a male god. Your obsession with your baby making abilities is not the feminism you think it is. You can be so much more you terf wiccans. Yet you cling to the parts of yourself a man told you to. Do not use your body as a weapon to shame my body. Because we are both equal in the eyes of men. worthless, and only for sex. Whether its to make a baby or to give a man a shameful night to remember with a tranny. You, like i am, are just a fantasy. And your god emulates that.

Before you tell me I am sexualizing the titles of the maiden, mother, or crone too much, notice how the religion does that itself. Lets not forget how often wicca has holidays devoted purely to their two gods having sex. The maiden claiming to hold this fertile power and being a feminist figure of virginity while also slightly drifting into purity culture is not exactly the feminist religion wicca intends to be. Its damaging if anything. The maiden is simply a title given to woman to hold until she was made pregnant. There is little depth or actual ties a true maiden in the religion may relate to in this goddess. It is such a flat epithet which holds little use for ones faith other than to claim your youth and sexual awakening. And yes, being young and sexual is in line with feminist ideas. Embracing sexuality or the lack of sex is empowering. But this empowerment was not intended by Gardner. The "feminist" nature of the maiden is fairly recent and flawed. And it is still being marked as a woman's title which she can not move from in life until a man allows her to become a mother.

The mother is a a more three dimensional aspect of this spirit. One I think wicca did mostly right. She is the typical mother goddess all religions have. She can be loving, stern, etc. And yet, she is still hollow. Who would she be outside of the other pagan cultures she is based on. Where is her originality? And do modern wiccans realize Gardner did not share the same ideas of her as the religion does now?She was made by a man's idea of a woman just as many other goddesses were, but who was she before? There wasnt always an origin myth. She was the maiden. Wicca tries to make this growth of a goddess reflect human growth expecting it to make her relatable, but it falls flat. She is a mother. cool. She got pregnant. What if a worshipper has no interest in having kids, fertility obsessions, or the sort? what is the point of even worshipping her? in the early stages of wicca, she wasn't a mother goddess in the sense of caring for her worshippers. Gardner in my belief fully intended her to be a way to pull women into the religion by utilizing the growing feminist movement of his time. She was a way for him to express his mommy issues in a spiritual sense as well as to discuss sex between man and a woman in a disturbingly hetero-centric way. It started off as a minor sex cult in the eyes of Christians. And there was some truth to that belief. The mother was cause of this. She allowed space for men to get women to embrace their sexuality in a group setting. It was masked as a feminist idea instead of the reality which was men perversely trying to discuss nature's sexual powers and the power of creation. Many a coven spent time sharing intimate stories and ideas in a setting that was more than just friendly. And I can not be convinced this was not for male gain. With the spread of femininism there were covens who of course tried to rid the group of creepy men. But alas, they all fail to admit the religion was crafted for the very things.

The crone is no better. She is today revered as a source of wisdom or power. Yet in a coven system this "wisdom" is just older coven members using their age as a way to act smarter than their fellow members. The spirit of the crone is an archetype we see in many cultures. I can respect the usefulness of it in one's spiritual hierarchy. Yes, older women are wise. I say this with my fantastic and loving grandmother in mind. But the crone of wicca originally was not as multifaceted as she is today. She was the ending of life. But most importantly and unbeknownst to female members, she was the ending of a woman's sexuality. The idea that after you're old you are no longer beautiful. You are no longer having sex with the male god or bearing children. you are no longer useful to a man unless it is to inspire his art or give him ideas as a source of wisdom. The crone too was made by a man's idea of female aging. The god and goddess were presented to us as a pair on equal footing, but the woman was just to fulfill a role. The god serves an equally damaging role too. Enforcing ideas of masculinity and protectiveness. But it does not hold the same weight as the triplicate nature. It does not follow a man into every stage of his life expecting him to change multiple times. The crone is the end of female empowerment. She is not a servant to her children or husband like the mother, but a servant to men who seek knowledge.

Wicca had a feminist appearance at one time. But it has not aged well. Although many covens try to be inclusive to queer folks, we can not ignore how its own gods do not acknowledge us. I understand the interest in wicca that many (mostly newer) witches have. The hunger for a community or a mentor. But forcing yourself into a highly performance based and gendered grouping is not going to result in a deep faith or fulfilling spiritual life. Yes it can be nice for those of us with OCD or autism to put all of the spirits in boxes and to categorize them into a balanced or symmetrical hierarchy. (god and goddess, sun and moon, life and death.) But the dualism in this religion reflects the gender binary and transphobic agenda within the religion. It can not be escaped. In fact, it is so infectious that traditional witchcraft spaces have adapted these male/female concepts. We have forgotten how feminine the devil is and how the witchmother has a beard. We have allowed our spirits to be organized in ways that fall within the binary. And it all started with Wicca.

So as a response to this malignancy in our community, I kindly tell all of my terfy readers to get fucked. Preferably by the old wrinkly cock that leads your coven.

[taxcrimesspeaks]

Xiaoven Week Day II - Muse

Soft snores fill the air of Barbatos’ domain, a napping Adeptus the source of the noise. Venti doesn’t mind of course, he’s just happy Xiao feels safe enough around him to sleep. The breeze within the Anemo Archon’s abode is warm and inviting, the sunlight the exact same. It’s a miracle that Venti could stay awake half the time.

Beneath the great tree in which Venti made his home are the two gods. Xiao’s chest rises and falls in a steady, soft rhythm. Venti watches said rhythm, observing the patterns as well as his guardian.

Soft teal and dark blue hair, golden catlike eyes hidden beneath pale and pristine skin. His cheeks and joints carry the slightest pink tinge. And his wings. The jade green and bright gold feathers glow in the light, their shafts reflecting the sun’s rays perfectly. The joints of his wings are covered by feathers that match his hair, speckled with gold.

He is beauty, grace, and deadly precision. Perfection. A falcon compared to the dove that is the common perception of Barbatos.

Venti finds himself catching his breath and averting his eyes, as if afraid of being caught staring. That word comes to the forefront of his mind again, perfection. Why is it that Xiao is his idea of perfection?

Perhaps the soft growl in his voice whenever he scolded Venti for getting himself into trouble? The quiet, fond sighs whenever the god let out drunken giggles and hiccups? His ever lingering presence? His scent, that of mountain flowers and fresh dew?

Venti shakes his head once more, pulling his lyre from thin air. A song. This Adeptus, this god, deserved a song. A song that encapsulates all that Venti observes and ponders.

Oh to know ye, Golden Winged King.

It is the same as knowing all, yet nothing.

Words harsh when they fall from your lips

But yet soft when thou start to slip

And when you fall, Thy will be here

To shelter you, to keep thou near

Though I am under thou guardianship

And then he got stuck. What rhymes with guardianship?

“Strip, grip, maidenship, wing tip… wing tip?” He murmurs aloud, a look of pure concentration upon his countenance. Wing tip.

Though I am under thou guardianship

I do solemnly swear we shall never slip

Beyond the other’s wing tip

There… it was perfect now. Xiao stirs slightly beside him, resting his head on the grass beside Venti’s thigh. The archon giggles softly, running a hand through Xiao’s fluffy hair and sighing contently. He’d found his muse.

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Help I still have four days of this to write…

[chimmyminds]

been rly into servitude and maidenship etc lately especially when theyre double crossers i just think everyone should start wearing more head coverings. unrelated is hte only difference between dai nippon and angura kei being that one is an unoffical "aesthetic" and angura is a distinct fashion style or is angura more politically left (bc obvs dai nippon is the more political of the two) oorrr am ijust getting that vibe bc of shinjuge and the backstory of their band <- question for myself so i remember to research it later

[samueltanders]

jaime lannister being greg serrano levels of dumbass and singing i gave you a uti to brienne after they’ve been doing it so much around winterfell

[freedominthedarkmp3]

🎷🎶 I'm so good at sex

Your maidenship got wrecked!

My penis is the reason you may die, die, die! 🎶🎷

[dustypotion]

‘ozpin waited for pyrrha to say yes to the aura transfer, it was 100% her choice so ozpin did nothing wrong!’

pyrrha is a seventeen-year-old girl. pyrrha had all her friends risking their lives outside the vault. pyrrha was told, in essence, “you can have a soul crammed into you, or you can watch all your friends die”. what kind of choice is that? it’s not a choice, it’s an ultimatum. ozpin knew that pyrrha would NOT be able to say no to him, none of the kids would. because they’re all kids. pyrrha was just unlucky enough to be the most skilled and the most passive. 

ozpin could’ve picked an adult huntress. they specify ‘young woman’ for maidenship, so that could easily be say, a 25-year-old woman who’s had 4 years of experience out in the field, has graduated and is most importantly, an actual adult. so why pick pyrrha?

she’s at his school. how can she walk around there, knowing she rejected a call to save the world, even when she’s a kid and shouldn’t have to do it in the first place?

she’s seventeen. she’s a girl that wants to prove herself, like all teenagers do. she’s being faced with a HUGE figure of authority over her, who she wants to please and wants to be a good student for. 

you’re probably wondering if i think ozpin is evil for this; no, i don’t. in honesty? i understand his reasoning. ozpin’s desperate, he needs someone who won’t say no, he needs someone who doesn’t have the confidence to walk away. i think it probably killed him, asking pyrrha, watching her go through the same thing he did. it must’ve hurt him so, so much.

but does that make it right? absolutely not. 

[theaudientvoid]

In fairness to Ironwood, at least his choice to inherit the maidenship isn’t a literal fucking teenager.

[marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer]

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

I’ve recently raved about Pitch (please go and watch btw, I NEED A SEASON 2!!), and now I’m going to rave about Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. I had watched the pilot when it first aired and while I had mildly enjoyed it, I wasn’t really hooked. Still, it was a show that I had on my back burner for when I had nothing else to watch. Well, that time finally came. I binge-watched the whole thing and I want to yell from the rooftops how amazing this show is! If you can get over the title, you’ll be rewarded. There’s so much that I love about CEG! The main character is deeply flawed and her whole arc is coming to terms with her flaws and overcoming them. She’s deceitful and misguided and self-centered and selfish, but she’s also a poor soul who is struggling with depression and mental illness and who strives to make herself happy. She has the most beautiful friendship with one of her work mates, which is almost like a love story? It’s so real because that’s how women experience friendship with each other. Fighting with your bestie is worse than a breakup, and this show nails that. There’s this cool dude who’s the boss and is super sweet and the best dad ever, and after divorcing his wife and meeting some new people thanks to Rebecca he realizes he’s bisexual? He actually SINGS about his bisexuality, and it’s the most beautiful song ever? Anyway, there’s so much to love about this show, but the thing I like the most is how real it is in a way that few shows are. What’s more, it’s real while being funny. It’s real about tough things - like self-loathing and depression - and it nails exactly how we feel when we are going through all of that stuff but it makes you laugh about it! Which is so precious! And yes, sometimes it’s just ridiculously funny. Anyway, to give you a taste of why I can’t get over how awesome this show is, I made a list of my favorite songs so far...

1. You Stupid Bitch – An ode to self-loathing and self-hatred

You ruined everything You stupid bitch You ruined everything You stupid, stupid bitch You're just a lying little bitch who ruins things And wants the world to burn Bitch You're a stupid bitch And lose some weight

2.  Oh My God I Think I Like You

My feelings get stronger every day

I'm like a little girl, not in a role-playing way

Are there condoms that can prevent these feelings?

Is there spermicidal lubricant that can kill

The fluttering in my heart?

Is there an IUD

That can stop the image of you and me

Getting married on a hillside, surrounded by ducks

And then we get into a rowboat?

3. I Could If I Wanted To - because it’s safer to half-ass everything than try...

Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo, a happy dad

With his big dad calves and his stupid baseball cap

And his T-ball shirt and dumbass son

Throwin' a ball, like it's so important to know how to throw a ball

Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo!

Who cares about throwin' a ball or havin' a kid?

It'll get ya nowhere in life

Not like gettin' anywhere matters

Although I guess it does if you care

Which I don't!

But I could! But I don't!

But I could if I wanted to, yeah!

4. Sexy Getting Ready Song - WATCH THIS. There’s nothing sexy about getting ready for a gal!

God, what This is how you get ready? This is some This is horrifying, like a scary movie or something Like some nasty-ass patriarchal bullshit You know what? I got to go apologize to some bitches I'm forever changed after what I just seen

5. Face Your Fears - yeah, but just... maybe... don’t do what Paula is telling you to?

If you’re scared of bees (If you’re scared of bees)

Get stung! (Don’t have an EpiPen ready)

Reach for the stars (Literally touch the stars)

Face your fears! (Stars aren’t that hot)

Face your fears (Face your fears)

Join the Marines (Join the Marines)

Swim right after eating (Don’t wait 30 minutes)

Cause you are amazing (So amazing)

Wipe back to front (Don't wipe front to back)

Drop out of school (School is stupid)

6. Gettin’ Bi - BEST BISEXUAL ANTHEM EVER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUDab9piv_U

Now some may say “Oh, you’re just gay Why don’t you just go gay all the way?” But that’s not it ‘cause bi’s legit Whether you’re a he or a she We might be a perfect fit And one more thing I tell you what; Being bi does not imply that you’re a player or a slut Sure, I like sex But I’m no ho I take things slow Until I feel at ease

7. I’m A Good Person - when you want to believe you’re good but you’re kind of a douche?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4hh1YhDfbA

I’m a good person all over the place I cum my good right into your face Everybody says I’m one good ass chick And if you don’t think so you can lick My balls. Which, again, are filled with good

(...)

I’m a good, such a good, real good person I’m a good person through and through I’m a good, such a good, real good person Lemme hear you say it too Say it. Say it! Or I’ll kill your husband I’ll do it! I’ll gut him like a fish You’re a good person Aw, thank you

8. I Gave You a UTI - Weird topic for one of the catchiest songs in the show, IMO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ytnBRjmDXs

I'm so good at sex Your maidenship got wrecked! My penis is the reason you may die, die, die! I gave you a UTI!

9.  Settle for Me - because we’ve all almost begged someone to love us...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtb-ZPOkMyI

So won’t you settle for me Come on and settle for me Say yes or no before I choke on all this swallowed pride I have no problem being picked out from the bottom If he’s your broken condom, I’m Plan B! So lower those expectations and settle for me

10. You Go First - when we’re in a fight with our besties and we want to apologize... after they apologize first...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzHJlOmuYsY

So... go ahead and say

you're kind of sorry!

'So I can say... Oh, no, no, no please!'

Just like I rehearsed!

If you open the door...

I'll apologize so much more!

Yes I will... But you go first!

11. We Tapped that Ass - best song about anal sex ever okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilztSh5Cr2E

On the table you were willing and able!

On the ottoman you took a lot of man!

And in the safe in the closet I made a deposit!

I also tapped that Ass all over this house!

12. Who’s the New Guy? - the meta song about the show self-awareness regarding its characters and plots... 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6zP_LE4HFE

Who's this new character? I mean, he's such a "character" Such a big persona that's not relatable at all.

Do we really need a new guy this far into the season? and by far into the season I mean it's almost Fall.

(...)

Is this some desperate move to try and help our ratings?

You mean our terrible ratings on Legal scores.com?

Yeah!

Will he be here forever?

Or just two or three episodes?

I mean, Karen's manic episodes.

anyway, it’s awesome, go watch it! it’s on Netflix!

[endless-shipper-shipping-things]

RWBY theory: The Fall Maiden (Spoilers)

// warning ahead for mega episode 13 spoilers and swearing and i cant put a read me sorry

so right now i’m fighting between if Cinder is REALLY dead or RT wants us to think she is dead bc plot. BUT i had a whole theory on if cinder is dead, then who the powers of the fall maiden is transferred to. As a refresher on how the power of maidenship is passed down, “the next Maiden, who is always a young woman, is the last person that the previous Maiden holds in her thoughts before she passes away” (x)

so after a lot of screaming in text messages to friends who are concerned, one brain cell decided to work and thought if she DID die, is it possible that Ruby will obtain the powers of the Fall Maiden?

Basically after Ruby flipped her shit and blasted Cinder to hell in End of the Beginning (Season 3, Ep 13), Cinder wants nothing more to get revenge and fucking murder Ruby. Like, how I see it, Salem’s mission to obtain the Relic was nothing more than a side mission for Cinder and it so happens that Ruby was there and Cinder took that opportunity to maybe seek her revenge.

So all the shit that happens in the vault happens ( also +1 to raven bc smart using a decoy but sill sad that the decoy had to fuckin die) and Cinder falls to her death and Raven freezes her. What if Cinder’s last thought was regret for not acting out her revenge on Ruby and because she thought of Ruby, the Fall Maiden powers are given to her.

The only evidence I see that it wouldn’t be Ruby is that

1.The last face she saw was Raven’s

2. instead of taking Ruby on herself, she faced off w/ Jaune ( he kinda started that shit tho)

3. The powers that Ruby has because of her silver eyes prevents her from obtaining the powers of the Fall Maiden.

Now this is all IF SHE DID DIE ( somthing in the back of my head says no) so there ya go.. don’t really know how to end this but it would be very cool if this was the case.

[avatarconner]

Bets are Winter dies since she’s next in line for the Winter Maidenhood......maidenship?

Either way I think Weiss is gonna be sad/ANGRY soon.

Ok so honestly at this point I’m basically taking bets on what Blake’s injury will be. Obviously she’ll live (Theres no other character whose name starts with B iirc) and that’s if the thing is being literal. Which honestly it might not be since RW seems like it’s glaring away.......pin that away for later. Anywho, odds are she might get something like her leg cut off, maybe broken, abd for all we know it could be like Weiss and she gets a nasty cut or stab. But Jaune could heal that.

Yeah. In the promo the tip of the W also gets sliced too so... I am concerned but not dying yet

[xoxoemynn]

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i swear it changes every day??? for ages it was "WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER I FEEL SO GRAAAAND MY HEART GOES TIPPITY TAP TAP TAP WHEN I HOLD YOUR HAAAND...." then it was "BABY YOU CAN KISS ALL YOUR CHILDHOOD TRAUMAS GOODBYE YOURE NEVER GONNA MISS ALL THAT STRESS YOUVE BEEN KEEPING INSIDE" and sO ON I CANT GET THESE SONGS OUT OF MY HEAD

Ahhhh I KNOWWWWW. I have this awful habit of getting anything Greg Serrano stuck in my head....pretty much all the time, but ESPECIALLY at work. And then it takes EVERY ounce of willpower not to just singing “I’m so good at sex your maidenship got wrecked! My penis is the reason you may die, die, die!” or “I peed my pants, my pants! I peed my pants!” out loud and make all my coworkers fearful of my well-being HELP.