#magpiemurders

[fxckingmoran]

~ @magpiemurders || do you ever think before you speak? you should try it. ~

"I can't start thinking before I speak, it'll ruin the whole free-wheeling, snarky, impulsive hitman image that I've built up for myself." Sebastian kicks back on the sofa, extending his legs out and crossing them. Beer bottle is lifted to his lips, a long slug taken out of it before he speaks again. "If I start thinking before I speak I'll turn into an awful boring fucker and I personally think you'd hate that."

[darkstarkiller]

Continued from here

A moan escaped the witch’s lips as the other touched him, his eyes darkening as the heat spread between his legs. Even in the dark, he knew Jim was on his knees in front of him and it drove him wild, it was taking a lot of effort to maintain some composure. “Go tantalisingly slow, I wish to feel every inch of your mouth, savour me for I am limited edition” he could t help but press against him in an attempt to bring relief to the growing heat. He wanted to watch him, to see his eyes, at a moment like that he would know what they could potentially be, he hoped. “Whatever you desire afterwards, is yours.”

@magpiemurders

[kingofthewebxxx]

Starter for @magpiemurders

It was a freezing November night, the very air seemed to be still as the man hurried in the darkness, cologne hiding some of the scent of running blood. There was a large slash across his lower thigh as well as a gunshot wound to his lower abdomen, those under his employment had managed to drive him to his current location where he had told them to allow him to make the rest of the journey himself, he wouldn’t allow anyone else to expose his brothers secret. Throwing himself through the doors and using his key to the secret location he spread out on the couch. “Dear brother, I am in quite the pinch, would you be able to heal me, take a little of my blood if you need for I am not unreasonable to family.” His head went slack against the couch, the adrenaline of such an experience and finally being challenged for once had meant he had not fully acknowledged how dangerous his injuries could become, he had been lucky not for any arteries to be severed, Jim rested in the presence of one who understood them.

[tvrundownusa]

tvrundown USA 2024.09.15

Sunday, September 15th:

(streaming weekly): Tulsa King (Para+, season 2 opener), SEAL Team (Para+), City of God: The Fight Rages On (MAX), Mission: Yozakura Family (hulu)

(streaming twice/week): Romance in the House (netflix, season 1 finale), Love Next Door (netflix)

(the Emmys): "Countdown to the Red Carpet" (E!, 60mins), "Live From the Red Carpet" (E!, 2hrs), "Red Carpet Live" (ROKU, EW+People special), "On the Red Carpet" (ABC, live, 60mins), The 2024 Primetime Emmy Awards (ABC, 76th annual, 3hrs), "E! After Party" (E!, 60mins)

(original made-for-TV movies): "Nightmare in the Desert" (LIFE, ~95mins)

(earlier - hour 0): *60 Minutes (CBS*, season 57 opener)

(hour 1): Ridley (PBS, season 2 opener), The Chosen (theCW, 90mins), Universal Basic Guys (FOX), . / Bob's Burgers (FOX)

(hour 2): Moonflower Murders (PBS, "Magpie Murders" sequel premiere), Snowpiercer (AMC|AMC+, penultimate), Emperor of Ocean Park (MGM+, season 1 finale), Industry (HBO, 65mins), The Great North (FOX) / . / The Great North (FOX, season 4 finale), The Chosen (theCW, contd), *Big Brother (CBS*)

(hour 3): Van der Valk (PBS, season 4 opener), "The Wonderland Massacre & The Secret History of Hollywood" (MGM+, part 2 of four)

(hour 4 - latenight): Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO, preempted), PSI Cops! ([adultswim], 30mins)

[*NFL note: CBS shows are scheduled for a 30-minute delayed start in Eastern time zone, additional delay possible.]

[shxlmes]

~ @magpiemurders || "I'm putting you on my to-do list." ~

"Kindly take me off it, I'm very busy this week and don't have time for your nonsense." Sherlock tuts softly, finally lifting his gaze from his phone. "And stop sending your sniper after me, I see him more than I see Watson at this stage."

[fangsforhire]

magpiemurders  bared their pretty throat : send me ❤ and I will bold all that applies to your muse

• I would kill for you. • I would make love to you. • I would fuck you. • I would protect you. • I would hurt you for a selfish cause. • I wish we had more in common. • I want nothing to do with you. • I want to see you cry. • I want a future with you. • I want to destroy your future. • I do not care what you do. • I am indifferent towards you. • I want children with you. • I love you ( platonically ) • I love you ( romantically ) • I love you like family. • You are my family. • I could fall in love with you. • I would lie for you. • I would fight by your side. • I will never let you go. • I would hold you while you cried. • I would hug you. • I want to kiss you. • I would stay by your bedside if you were ill. • I want to fall asleep with you in my arms. • I want to forget you. • I will never forget you. • I only want to make you proud. • I wish I could make you happy. • You deserve nothing. • I will never forgive you. • You confuse me.

'I'm saying nothin' and I suggest you don't either.'

[legendaryfigure]

magpiemurders needed help : "H-hello?" The voice that comes over the phone sounds shaken. "I-I heard you could call this n-number for help? P-please, can you help me?" [Richard, magpiemurders]

Sucking in a breath and holding it, Evan was simply in his element. Meditation was one of the few relaxation techniques at his disposal. A way to combat stress and avoid a build-up of tension. ( It had been weeks since the Roamzone phone had last rang. Weeks since he’d gone back to waiting, keeping up appearances and preparing for the next mission. ) His last caller had been a boy being beaten by his faster, desperate to go to any lengths to escape the abuse. He’d been witness to one of the thrashings and sworn then it would be the guys last. Sure enough, by the time he’d finished with him, he was incapable of picking his own nose, never mind laying a hand on the kid. His farewell had been as expected as ever, the promise to pass on the number given to someone just as helpless.

It was a simple price paid, but until it was done, he was just going through the motions, back to his mundane life at Castle Heights. Today had been as uneventful as any other, he’d gotten up at the crack of dawn and followed his standard routine. A morning run, followed by a shower. After that he’d briefly visited the vault and then found himself making a light breakfast. ( There was nothing to report, no suggestion that he’d be about to receive a call, but then again there never was. Huh. ) Untucking his limbs, he hurriedly grabbed the device he kept in reach at all times, listening to the crackling voice at the other end. A male. Stuttering. High-pitched with panic. Brows furrowed, refusing to lower his defences, following protocol as with a rough voice he asked back.

‘Who gave you this number? Describe them.’

[fxckingmoran]

Sebastian watches him, feeling faintly smug as he spots Jim's eyes drooping. Still, he doesn't say anything, fixing his attention back to his gun. It's a meditative task for him, a chance for him to process his thoughts. He doesn't bother looking up when Jim moves, simply pointing in the direction of his backpack. "First aid kit's in there, front pocket." He falls silent again, the only noise being the clicks of his gun as he reassembles it. A moment later he pushes to his feet and wipes his hands on a rag. "I'm going to scout the perimeter." Hand reaches for his pistol, tucking it into the holster before grabbing his jacket. "I'll cook something for us when I'm back, you have to eat." As frustrating as his boss is, everything Sebastian does comes from a place of care. "Sound good?"

He glares at him for a moment longer and then snatches the cloth from Seb. Settling down on a chair, he picks up the nearest piece and begins to polish it. Working in silence, the repetitive task quieting his mind. Minutes pass and soon his eyes begin to droop, lower and lower, until he’s fighting to keep them open. A small headache begins to form between his eyes and he places the piece he’s been working on down, hunching over the table as he pinches the bridge of his nose. “I’m going to go check if we have any aspirin. And you dare say anything about sleeping.”

[unityrain24]

HELLO???

[magpie-murder]

hello ! i'm moving blogs ! this is entirely on impulse, but eh, i think it'll be worth it.

[fxckingmoran]

~ @magpiemurders || ❛ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. ❜ ~

Sebastian's jaw tenses, eyes refusing to leave the man who'd been flirtily touching Jim all fucking night. Wanker. He gives no real indication, except for the slightest shrug of his shoulder. "I'm just here as protection. Not my business who flirts with you." Even though he's practically making it his business with the way he's glaring at the bloke. He doesn't know if he's jealous because he's not getting any action - Or if it's because Jim's attention has been directed elsewhere. "Is he your type then? Didn't think you'd be interested in someone so scrawny and ugly."

[unityrain24]

magpiemurder you are ourple, dirt (in a good way), and orange to me

mutuals ask game

[darkstarkiller]

👀 - Jim ( @magpiemurders )

Interaction Meme for Ethan

Get to know: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS

Befriend: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS

Date: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS

Kiss/Make out: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS

Hook up with: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS

Protect: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS

Help: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS

Kill: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS

Have drinks with: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS

Have dinner with/cook with: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS

Do a heist with: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS

Make a mixtape for: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS

Resolve a mystery with: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS

“I love you James, I’m here, I’m here for you”

[kingofthewebxxx]

Moral Alignment Test

You are 100% evil, 89.2% chaotic, making you chaotic evil.

Chaotic Evil

People who are Chaotic Evil are motivated by the desire for personal gain and pleasure. In their view, the strong have the right to take what they want, and the weak are there to be exploited. When Chaotic Evil personalities band together, they are not motivated by a desire to cooperate but rather to oppose their mutual enemies. Such a group can, as a rule, only be held together by a strong leader capable of bullying his underlings into obedience. Since leadership is based on raw power, a leader is likely to be replaced at the first sign of weakness, or by anyone who can scheme to take his position away.

“Obviously”

Tagged by: @asrielbelacquaaaa thank you!

Tagging: @cculters (he said are they really the most dangerous and that she is getting predictable, ‘darling’ was said in a rich Irish accent), @fortitudina (Ruby!), @amalgamatedmuses (Islington), @moranormoron, @lightfaithed, @magpiemurders and you!

[fangsforhire]

Anonymous asked: Be honest, smash or pass? -Jim

‘Isn’t this a kids name?’

Who even had made up such nonsense? The modern age was wild in comparison to ancient times. The new lingo and trends were perplexing to say the least. The majority didn’t make sense and yet somehow they stuck. Teenagers had turned into toerags with little respect for their elders and don’t get him started on those who should know better. ( Nose wrinkled, far from impressed at the fact he’d been put on the spot in a time where he was feeling particularly candid. ) Then again did he really care about Moriarty knowing that getting in his pants wasn’t as challenging as it seemed? Tongue clicked, giving a nonchalant shrug. He couldn’t seem too eager now, could he?

‘Eh. Smash.’

[unityrain24]

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PARASITE || based on this post my mutual made