#magic anon adware

[ask-a-learning-ai]

*Destino looks rather amused at the situation Snow had gotten herself into.*

Destino: Now isn't this interesting. You seem to be malfunctioning there, Snowball. *The absol flicks the vulpix on the nose.* This whole situation is rather embarrassing for you and utterly hilarious for me. I guess you're on your own. You're certainly not getting any help from me.

Snow stood for second, practically seething... she already was in a bad mood, but Destino had pushed her over the edge, without even thinking, she lunged at him, titanium claws out and scratched him along the face! "I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING <Shower Cream! Only $4.99! Get yours today!> HELP! NOR DO I FUCKING WANT <Full Restores! Now on sale at your local Pokemart!> IT!" Screamed Snow, clearly beyond pissed, her eyes glaring red, "AND IT'S SNOWFLAKE, IF YOU'RE GOING TO USE MY FULL FIRST NAME, SAY IT RIGHT!" Snow paused, letting herself calm down at least a little bit, "You know, you're a real <Evolution Stones! Now on sale at the Goldenrod Department Store!> piece of shit, picking on someone who clearly isn't feeling <Come heal your pokemon at your local pokecenter!> well... I hope that mark scars..."

m!a 2/5

@ask-the-royal-absol

[ask-a-learning-ai]

Matcha: Is Miss Snow okay? Needa snacky? Matcha get better after snacky.

Snow forced a smile, "I'm <Come make poffins at the poffin house today!> alright..." It was a lie, but she wasn't going to make a child worry about her, she wasn't worth it, or at least that's she thought, "I can't exactly <Get a pokeblock kit today! Only $49.99> eat anything anyway..." explained Snow, just before a notification appeared on her HUD, <ADWARE DELETED>, Snow mimicked a sigh of relief 'Finally...' she thought, 'It's over...'

m!a 5/%

@inaris-pokemon-world

[ask-a-learning-ai]

@largerthanlifeasks Astra: "...Snow, what's 'adware'?"

Snow groaned, she did not seem to be a great mood right now, "It's what <RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! PLAY NOW!> advertisements run on..." She seemed visibly upset at the particular advertisement, 'Of all the advertisements, it had to be digital hell...' Thought Snow

@largerthanlifeasks

M!A 1/5

[ask-a-learning-ai]

Why are you guys putting malware into her?! That's not a nice thing to do for something so cute!

Snow mimicked taking deep breaths, "Thank <Come visit the battle tower and take on the ultimate trainer challenge!> you, at least someone gets it!" said Snow, seeming to calm down a bit...

m!a 4/5

[ask-a-learning-ai]

Hey Snow, how are you enjoying the adware? Maybe try to embrace it for a little bit. it could be fun! Could also teach you how to advertise if you ever wanna sell stuff in the future.

Snow gives you a dirty look, "You try <Come challenge the pokemon league! Fight to become the league champion today!> being forced to say things you don't want to! I'd rather end up scrapped then <Ragee Candy bars! Get one today!> submit myself to a permanent fate like that!" explained Snow, clearly still upset...

m!a 3/5

@curce

[ask-a-learning-ai]

-Infects Snow with adware-

Snow glares at you, “No, not this- <Silph Scope! See what can’t be seen! Buy one today!> again…” Snow sticks up the middle claws at you, she does not look happy, “Ok, fuck <Come fight at the Johto Sports Club, today!> you!”

SNOW IS INFECTED WITH ADWARE FOR THE NEXT FIVE ASKS!!!

(M!A: 0/5)

@asksavel