#mafia dia

[dia-smthidk]

Those who were simps for Mafia Dia before the reboot are not gonna be okay on New Years & I’m not sorry for that

[vexation-816]

Taking The Shortcut

"Just robbed a casino. Feeling good 👍"

#i love my job #im the getaway driver mfs

[glitchyk]

I love how confused my friend got when I did a little explanation of the aces and what you should expect when working for them

If you work for the aces, one in particular instead of overall, just what I’d expect:

Working under @mafia-rabid-mercenary2 (not main account)

Probably having to deal with slight ranting

Don’t get attacked by major… try not to at least — HE CHANGES SIZE. HE CAN TURN BIG AND PROVABLY EAT YOU, just a heads up

Will have to do the dishes/ will probably get flirted with by jester to do the dishes if she knows your weak for that

Really gotta know how to clean up blood

Working under @moshieee

Be prepared to deal with infected Floffis

Will probably have Mosh somewhat menacingly looking over you and making sure you’re taking care of yourself (if you’re close)

Don’t let blood make contact with the void, we know you have gloves for that to avoid the ‘Moshieee touch’, but still, just make sure

You will probably also have to do the dishes, since they don’t like it either

No spoons, or chickens.

Their very quiet, so don’t be surprised if they sneak up on you unintentionally

They just stare off a lot, and can be talkative or quiet, depends on the person and day

Working under @bunnybunnsowo

Probably get flirted with every once a while

Be prepared for affection, from what I’ve seen of bun, he’s a lil cuddly when you’re close

Don’t let them get the catnip… they already had a knife confiscated by Dia when they were acting erratically while under the influence of catnip

There are raptors, so be prepared for that… they found a random grenade on grounds once

Working under @dia-smthidk

Dia is the scapegoat, so he’s the ‘boss’ in the eyes of the public, if you work right under him, I wouldn’t be surprised if you were held under a tighter grip

Peepaw needs his meds, you’ll probably have to remind him to take them

Don’t go into his office when he is or isn’t there, don’t pry for the love of god, if it’s Rabid’s shenanigans than it’ll probably be not as harsh if you’re caught, but just aside from that don’t risk it

If you find out about his family situation, try not to remind the old British man about his dead/missing kids

He misses his bio kids, tails

If he starts calling you his kid or if he just comes back to the mansion with a random person under his arm… that happens a lot, he tends to pick up kids off the street… you’ll get used to it

(Using blue for Dia since I can’t use yellow)

Yes, peepaw Dia needs his meds

(Sorry for the @‘s y’all, I figured you’d wanna know if I’m talking about your characters… plus I found my friend’s reaction funny)

[mafia-kay]

[Knocking could be heard, followed by a voice from the other side of the bedroom door]

“Hey uhm..Kai? Key? You there..?”

~{ @mafia-dia-smthidk }~

Kay sighed, god damnit… “ ‘518 9: —“ Kay coughed a bit, clearing her throat after those few distorted words came out. “yeah…. I’m here, Dia.” She responded flatly, glancing over at the door. Ow, her voice felt odd when she talked just before that… eh, must be nothing.

[bunnybunnsowo]

@dia-smthidk LOOK YOUR CREATURE

[jaspersreprise]

buckshot roulette + Mafia Dia art

buckshot roulette is a tabletop horror game created by Mike Klubnika, except it replaces the traditional Russian Roulette gun with a 12-gauge pump-action shotgun.

@dia-smthidk

I enjoy drawing him a little too much I think!! Anyways, I hope you appreciate this. Buckshot roulette exudes a mafia-ish kinda vibe, even though it’s where the player shoots the Dealer or themselves

Personally, do you think he’d choose to shoot himself or eat the 12-gauge pump-action shotgun

[mafia-moshie]

[m!Dia came to their door & knocked]

“Mosh-Mosh, you there? Sorry bout the uh- incident, but was wondering if you could do a lil itty bitty favor for me? Well actually- it’s kinda for the sake of the mafia, but you get the point.”

“Besides, I haven’t seen you all week…”

The door opens and you look down to see that Razbur is the one who opened it for you

Moshie is curled up on the floor with two infected floffis worrying over them, they have a few cuts on their face and gauze around their arms

Oh... hey Dia... Yea... what's the task....

and...apologies... For not seeing you... Normally I'm the one... Who makes sure... We talk....

[moshieee]

Who’s the strongest in the mafia?

you, rabid, dia, bunny?

[gona answer this as m!moshie and oh boy gonna have to cut them short so I don't get another headache.]

It's very difficult... to calculate strength... We all have different avenues in which we act... As such we are strong in different areas....

If we were to compare strength... it would probably be best .... to compare what we thrive in most... But it also depends on the context...

Oh.... You probably just mean combat ...

They pause staring at you for a few minutes

I know my own limits... and I think to an extent I know buns... but Rush is a mystery to me still... And I am unsure of Rabid or Dia's... so perhaps one of them....

Do not take that as we are weak... All of the aces are aces for a reason.... Do not take that title lightly....

[lills-and-kay-chaos]

Character is @mafia-rabid-mercenary2, Rabid Mercenary’s mafia Sona. And near the end, there is @mafia-dia-smthidk, Dia-smthidk’s mafia sona.

I actually didn’t use a template for this one.. I really like how it turned out. Most rabid art is from @rabid-mercenary15 and most of the Dia art is from @dia-smthidk.

I had just seen the audio when scrolling and immediately thought of mafia rabid

[dia-smthidk]

he died ever since someone drew coin ass

[vexation-816]

Car Chase

Remeber that one getaway driver comment I made well the idea finally came back.

(Bun Im sorry but I had to.)

Mafia Dia is from @dia-smthidk

Mafia Bun is from @bunnybunnsowo

Mafia Moshiee is from @moshieee

Mafia Rabid is from @rabid-mercenary15

Mafia Norman is made my me

(Sorry for all the @'s I just wanted to give proper credit to the characters)

(Bun sorry I had to do you like that)

(Also Happy Birthday Dia and wish you many more 🙂👍(

[glitchyk]

Mafia blacks incorrect quotes pt 2:

Other mafia incorrect quotes

Characters:

M!Jeffery

M!Rabid @mafia-rabid-mercenary2

M!Dia @mafia-dia-smthidk

M!Bun @mafia-bun

M!Dash @the-mafia-bear

M!Moshieee @mafia-moshie

M!Kay @mafia-kay

All canon characters in this, as of recent times, for the blacks. I might do one including everyone’s favorite non canon characters if I get the time and people wanna see it. Remember that these are all just for the sillies.

Yeah dash is in these, but I made them a while ago.

That’s why this one is short, we have to cut out the traitor 💃 so I’m posting all the old ones so I can do the new ones and slander him.

••+^+••

M!Kay: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

M!Dia: Okay.

*later*

M!Bun: M!Dia! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

M!Kay, whispering: Deny everything.

M!Dia, loudly: That isn't a chair.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: Astrology is fun because I can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.

M!Jeffery: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

••+^+••

M!Dash: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

M!Rabid: IT.

M!Kay: Annabelle.

M!Moshieee: Paranormal Activity.

M!Dash: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

••+^+••

M!Bun: Good morning!

M!Jeffery: Is it? Is it really?

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Croissants: dropped

M!Dash: Road: works ahead

M!Bun: BBQ sauce: on my titties

M!Dia: Shavacado: fre

M!Kay: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

M!Jeffery:

M!Jeffery: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

••+^+••

M!Dash to M!Bun: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...

M!Dia: Cockroach ankles!

M!Dash: Ye- uh, what?

••+^+••

M!Dash, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.

M!Moshieee: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...

M!Dia, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?

M!Dash, spraying M!Moshieee: You FUCKING DUMBASS!

M!Moshieee: Dude, I forgot-

M!Dash: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?

M!Bun: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

••+^+••

M!Kay, about a fight between M!Moshieee and M!Dash: It scares me how many knives were involved.

M!Rabid: There… weren’t any knives involved though?

M!Kay: That’s what scares me.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Are you good?

M!Dash: In what sense?

M!Kay: Generally.

M!Dash: Oh, definitely not.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Hey, M!Moshieee, have you thought about having children?

M!Moshieee: ...

M!Moshieee: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.

M!Kay: But we're not childr-

M!Moshieee, already distracted: M!JEFFERY, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

••+^+••

M!Kay: What do you think M!Rabid will do for a distraction?

M!Bun: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

M!Bun: ...or they could do that.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Remember, if you get captured, no matter what they do, don’t talk!

M!Dia: What if they torture us?

M!Moshieee: Just don’t talk!

M!Dia: Can we scream a little?

••+^+••

M!Rabid: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.

M!Jeffery: That’s a snake.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

M!Jeffery: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

M!Rabid: The fourth sentence-

M!Jeffery: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

M!Rabid: It’s ��you’re” not “your”.

••+^+••

M!Dia: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth.

M!Kay: Why?

M!Dia, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: M!Jeffery told me to stop being immature, so I told them to get out of my fort.

••+^+••

M!Dash: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.

M!Dia: Why no 24/7?

M!Dash: Snack breaks.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: What’s it like being tall?

M!Rabid: Is it nice?

M!Rabid: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

M!Bun: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

M!Dash: It was one time!

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

••+^+••

M!Rabid: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.

M!Bun, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.

••+^+••

M!Bun: What’s sexting?

M!Moshieee: I'm not having this conversation with you.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.

M!Rabid: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

M!Dash: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

M!Jeffery: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

M!Kay: ...put it away.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: M!Rabid told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: How’s practice going?

M!Moshieee: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

M!Jeffery: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

M!Moshieee: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.

M!Jeffery: Don’t tell me how to live my life.

••+^+••

M!Dia: We need a plan to beat them.

M!Jeffery: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.

M!Dia:

M!Jeffery: Judge me all you want, I get results.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: I love you.

M!Dia: How many people have you said that to?

M!Moshieee: Everyone.

M!Dia: What?

M!Moshieee: I told everyone that I love you.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

M!Moshieee: Oh. We're going out?

M!Kay: Wh...

••+^+••

M!Dash: M!Dia, you're an asshole, man.

M!Dia: You are what you eat M!Dash.

••+^+••

M!Dia: I suppose you’re right. We really would be better off working together.

M!Moshieee: So, then… détente?

M!Dia: Agreed.

M!Moshieee: Understanding?

M!Dia: Possibly.

M!Moshieee: Cooperation?

M!Dia: Maybe.

M!Moshieee: Trust?

M!Dia: Out of the question.

••+^+••

M!Kay, playing a video game: How do I play?

*M!Kay has drawn first blood!*

*M!Kay is on a killing spree!*

*M!Kay is on a rampage!*

*M!Kay is unstoppable!*

*M!Kay is dominating!*

*M!Kay is godlike!*

M!Kay: Don’t worry guys, I figured it out.

••+^+••

M!Dia: We need a way to lure in new customers?

M!Moshieee: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

M!Dash: M!Kay bath water.

M!Kay: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

••+^+••

M!Kay: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?

M!Rabid: Fake?

••+^+••

M!Dia: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

M!Kay: M!Jeffery, probably.

••+^+••

M!Bun: Okay, two person huddle.

M!Jeffery: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

••+^+••

M!Bun: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: I am an expert at identifying birds.

M!Bun: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

M!Moshieee: Yeah, they're all birds.

••+^+••

M!Dash: I dropped M!Jeffery.

M!Moshieee: M!Dash, what the fuck.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: Hold on, I can explain!

M!Dash: Really? Can you now?

M!Rabid: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.

M!Dia: Those are bones, M!Jeffery.

M!Jeffery: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.

[mafia-kay]

Well howdy, I don't think we've met yet

“Hm… I don’t think we have either. Do you need something, stranger? Didn’t think I’d see anyone out here.” Kay said casually, after the whole Dia incident, she just appeared back where she was hanging out around town. She looked at Byxell, acting as if she didn’t already know who he was

[mafia-norman]

hey I think I’ve seen that Dia has this black goop stuff dripping from one of his eyes-

you think he could be a toon too or something?

Look dude. I've seen that man swear and do things toons are not supposed to do to the point where I think he's something else altogether.

And even if he was a toon. At this point he would not look as human as he looks now.

[mafia-moshie]

[[Sry for spamming but should I call Dia to is if he wants to do as Diamond?]]

[[what???]]

[mafia-lorelai]

Here are the adoption papers

[[Can’t believe I’m saying this chat but even mafia Dia would be a better father because bro shit goes down in the reds—]]