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madstronaut · 6 months ago
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holy height difference, batman
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I am basically bicep height for all of them
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pretty sure this is from Graham Hagmaier's twt (pls correct me if im wrong)
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madstronaut · 4 months ago
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how to put this delicately…
my pussy cringed seeing votes for anything above 5 inches
"6 inches is too small" none of you have had sex ever like you are literally insane if you say that
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madstronaut · 9 months ago
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damn just realized im shorter than farah (google says shes 5'5?) so please COD men step on me...literally apparently
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Captain & Commander
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madstronaut · 7 months ago
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oooh looking to find creative ways to answer this... ty for taggies @poppypopp <33
15 questions for 15(?) friends
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I am named after a precious metal 🥰
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? March 29th, 2024
DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Multiple sports teams' worth with each of my blorbos. IRL, no(t yet)
WHAT SPORTS HAVE YOU PLAYED/DO YOU PLAY? I used to be a very good free-throw shooter! Otherwise more of a sit on sidelines cheering my friends on/bookworm
DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes
FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Variations on: "hot." (or not)/"they look like...(someone I know)"/their style & clothing, esp. their shoes
WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR? 🤎
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? I am a fucking s u c k e r for happy endings
ANY TALENTS? very much a jill of all trades, master of none re: a bunch of instruments, some art lessons/a pisspoor attempt to paint again during covid, and being late to trends and memes. if I have one true genius-level talent it's probably the disturbingly impressive speed that I gorge on fanfic
WHERE WERE YOU BORN? 🗽 born and fucking raised, bay-bee
WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES? these days it is bookmarking a ton of clothes/shoes to buy and then talking myself out of why I don't need them when I put them in the shopping cart, buying video games on steam and then never playing them, trying out every dimsum/pierogi place in the city with friends, enjoying nature in the city, trawling ao3 and tumblr for fics/fanart, and of course filling out tumblr ask games
DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? I wish! Currently just the favo cat/puppy auntie of my IRL friends (I originally typed IRL blorbos and paused and went i am spending way too much fucking time on tumblr and erased and re-typed)
HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'1" aka madstroshawty
FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? Lunch. Runner-ups: acrylic painting, linguistics, almost all my anthropology classes (EXCEPT FOR ARCHAEOLOGY, FUCK YOU ARCHAEOLOGY WHY WERE YOU SO FUCKING BORING AND SO FULL OF USELESS MATH AND STATISTICS), geopolitics, journalistic ethnography
DREAM JOB? Honestly my current job is a dream job that found its way to my doorstep through some serendipitous/divine providence imho. Last year I would've written "my current job, but with more $$$" but I got an unexpected huge raise this year that has me so far happy as a clam where I am 🦪
no pressure taggies: @deadbranch @obsidiangravity @the-californicationist @xoxunhinged @ghostgorlsworld
@tacticalanxiety @ghouljams @glossysoap @mionedray @weedpoop
@gemmahale @ohgeesoap @http-paprika @c4tto626 @konigsblog
and you if you'd like to participate my untagged blorbos <3
15 questions for 15(?) friends
thank you for the tag @nyxianthe!
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nope
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Probably recently. Life, y'know?
DO YOU HAVE KIDS? I do!
WHAT SPORTS HAVE YOU PLAYED/DO YOU PLAY? No sports. I was in the marching band.
DO YOU USE SARCASM? Only when I'm breathing
FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Eyes or hair, usually
WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR? Blue. Kind of a darker, gray-blue
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? I can't choose. I love scary movies, but I also love me a happy ending.
ANY TALENTS? I can sing, play trumpet, poke at a piano (bass clef my beloathed), and write things.
WHERE WERE YOU BORN? The South, USA!
WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES? Video games, scary movies (does that count as a hobby?), writing.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? Two dogs.
HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'7"
FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? English and Psychology
DREAM JOB? I like Nyx's answer before me ----> not sure, anything that get the title 'job' seems sus.
Tagging @every-raindrop77 @wandereringray @anosrepasi and @madstronaut
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