#madmeister (one-side)

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#10 Incorrect Batman: Vigilante (My AU)

Scarecrow: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

Mad Hatter: I’m worried about you.

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Alfred: *Turns on the kitchen light*

Batman: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*

Alfred: It’s four in the morning.

Batman: Turn the light back off.

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Joker: I’ve been described as a ‘crazy clown’ and a 'psycho’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

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Scarecrow: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth.

Riddler: Why?

Scarecrow, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.

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Two Face: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Joker: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Harley Quinn: I got distracted about halfway through.

Poison Ivy: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Mr. Freeze: You read my diary?

Penguin: At first, I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Two Face: Wow, I feel happy and I’m having so much fun!

Two Face:

Two Face: *narrows eyes* Something’s wrong here.

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Mad Hatter: I dare you-

Riddler: Scarecrow is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Mad Hatter: Why not?

Scarecrow: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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Lex Luthor: How long do you think it'll take?

Joker: I don’t know, three or four.

Lex Luthor: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?

Joker: Yeah, maybe five.

Lex Luthor: Five what???!!!

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Music Meister: I think I'm falling for you.

Mad Hatter, oblivious: ...Then get up?