#macron needing a lot of wine tonight while singing La vie en rose

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Paris: In a suprising decision, President Macron issued a decree that from now on American actor and film maker Sean Penn is forbidden to enter France ever again. For unknown reasons, Macron submitted a law proposal to the European Parliament to ban Penn forever from entering the European Union or Europe. This decision is backed by Boris Johnson and Andrzej Duda, who thinks about doing the same for Poland. In an interview, Justin Trudeau said that he thinks this is "a very good idea".