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[ Oh my god... Last thing I expected to come home to was sexy pizza. I’m so confused. On one hand sexy, on the other hand.. pizza bleh. STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS! ]
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macktheknifespy replied to your post : “No one’s cock is over ten inches.”
“Look at my son. He is such a smart boy. My Boy.”
Awkward squinty-stare, accompanied by the slow appreciative nod of his head.
“Yes.”
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(( macktheknifespy I found his family portrait ))
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macktheknifespy replied to your post: He’s scribbling down things on a piece of copy...
“Glare any harder at that paper and your eyes are going to pop out, junior.”
Holds out an open palm.
“Stay... twenty feet away from me.”
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Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!
My muse(s):
Do I know your muse(s): yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse
Setting: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other
Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship
Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protector - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other
I’m in the mood for: fluff | angst | horror | romance / smut | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other
Feel free to: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - let’s find common interests!
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▲ and ϟ ?
Send a symbol to receive a…(meme source)
▲ What brought them to roleplay.
Surprisingly, my first instance of roleplay was with some dude who wanted me to roleplay wolves mating. I was like, ten. I noped right the fuck on out of that.
I think two years later, I met a girl who came to be really important to me. We always roleplayed together. She was the kind of partner I am distressed by now: disturbingly possessive. I can’t talk—I can get really fond of my partners. But she didn’t let me roleplay with anyone. Ever. When we split, I didn’t know what to do. So I stopped roleplaying.
I came back because I got back into TF2 and I wanted to know if people actually… you know, roleplayed it. It’s been a hit or miss, but I can’t say being here hasn’t bettered my art. Nor can I say that I haven’t met some people who are really important to me now, while not being fucking deranged. So I’m happy.
ϟ Something they want their followers to know.
(I think I mention that I’m always open for rps more often than not so I’ll say something else.)
I’ve never found myself to be a social creature. Not only do I have massive paranoia, misinterpret things constantly, and try to avoid contact with others, but I just don’t seem to know what to say more often than not. The reason why I am very scarce and hesitant with giving out my personal contact information (Steam, Skype [I don’t even use this shit], etc.) is because I don’t… talk. And I don’t want people thinking it’s them why I don’t talk. I just don’t.
While I’m extremely open, I’m not extremely friendly, if that makes sense. I prefer to message on here, anyway. As of late, with the amount of following and stalking that I have to tolerate (or blow up on), I definitely prefer keeping my distance from people. That’s social anxiety for you—it even affects online relations for me.
The reason why my muse comes off as so open and friendly is because I wish I could be. So when she’s not, I honestly feel I can write her better, but she no longer becomes a therapeutic thing for me. I made this character an opposite to me because I wanted to experience something not relevant to my home life. So every time something like that happens, I feel even less inclined to be here.
I guess what I’m trying to say is uh… sorry for not being social. I wish I was. I also wish my muse wasn’t the way she is now, sometimes. Not the happiness, the friendliness… just I wish some of the experiences she had weren’t so close to home that I’d be comfortable roleplaying her here again.
Also wish I wasn’t the way I was. I want to take compliments without… feeling like the person is just pitying me. I don’t know. I’ll change, someday, I hope. Think.
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The mun has very good taste in food. Thank you for answering my questions!
"'S no problem."
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macktheknifespy replied to your post: Frowny face; yeah, definitely interesting. Team...
“Welcome to RED, junior.” LOOK AT THE PROUD DADDY LONG LEGS. He is even pointing and puffing out his chest. Proud papa.
Resists the urge to scream while smiling and marching in the opposite direction.
“Nothankyougoodbyetallman--”
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[[ such leg ]]
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✰ "Sit and be still while I take a better look at that ear." [ Hello sweet prince ]
[ Meme source ]
A huff. The grip on his chair tightened, cheek turning quickly to another direction.
“Why do you care?”
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macktheknifespy replied to your post:"…He’s not talking about the spider is he. Fuck...
"Awww, is Little Boy BLU jealous?"
Suddenly, tall asshole. Alright then.
"Firstly, I'm not little. There's some guy wondering around who's a good few inches off of me. Second: why would I be jealous?"
#macktheknifespy#ic#ooo hey there!#seen you around and i've been meaning to send you something for a while#thank you! \o/
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✿ ★ ❄ ♫ ♡ ♥ ☾ ± ?
✿ for an emotion canon- anger:
One of Nate’s forms of anger comes in a reckless, rash version. If he’s talking about doing something and someone says no or that it isn’t possible, well, fuck you, he’s going to do it anyways even if he dies doing it.
★ for a talent canon:
Besides being a person who can play many instruments, he’s also pretty skilled with a tattoo machine. He practices on a fairly regular basis on fruits and raw meats.
❄ for an AU canon:
It has been at least 300 years since the dullahan had last taken a victim to the afterlife, yet he couldn’t be happier about it. The unseele fairy had, instead, found a strange fascination in the humans he took and how fragile they were. Even though his head was severed from his neck, he could survive anything and that fragility drew him towards analyzing the humans from a medical standpoint. It had been at least 300 years since he had first picked up a scalpel, but he still felt the rush of joy he did even now.
♫ for a music/sound canon:
Nate’s singing voice isn’t the best and he actually will frequently crack if he starts singing too high. There’s a specific reason for this…
♡ for a friendship canon:
Nate actually lost many friends when he left the medical field in the real world. Since most of them carried on to be doctors and more, he grew very bitter and cut them all off.
♥ for a romance/sex canon:
Well, he’s asexual… I haven’t officially announced that.
☾ for a sleep canon:
He’s totally one of those people who can fall asleep, and frequently does so, anywhere. But he also deprives himself of sleep if he starts working on something he becomes interested in.
± for a death canon:
Nate is one of those fake drama death people. He thinks its funny and will sometimes collapse in people’s arms and recite famous death scenes.
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[[ love this song ]]
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✄ & ☢?
[ Meme source ]
✄: Creativity or Talent
☢: Freedom or Safety
#meme rsp#macktheknifespy#{thank u for sending a meme aa}#{FREEDOM AND SAFETY IS MORE OF A TIE?? BUT}#{he kinda fought for capitalism so}
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