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dapurinthos · 21 days ago

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Last line challenge, again, drawn from the trenches of 'only dialogue no actions yet' drafting:

“Master Windu doesn't hate you, Skywalker, he just has the best resting bitch face in the entire order.” “Don't you mean the worst?” “No. I aspire to his greatness.” “If that's his excuse, then what's yours?” “Oh. I don't have one. I actually hate you.”

#keeping up with the skywalkers #galaxies far far away may be closer than they appear #rereading 'jedi trial' and the overabundance of anakin's 'master windu doesn't like meeeeee he's GIVING ME A MEAN FACE' just.#just made me snap. i am so tired of it.#mace windu and eli vanto need to have a resting bitch face face-off #ari's one goal for unarmed combat class when age 13: black widow-style thigh-choke out skywalker

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