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[amyfarms]

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[simpingforheros]

Jason’s Girl??

Pairing: Jason Todd X Female! Reader

Summary: Wait, Jason had a girlfriend? And he’s whipped for her? And she’s Hot?????

Warning: Fluff, a little bit of SMUT, Miscommunication, Dick being Dick, Established Relationship, Female Pronouns, Ass Harassment (you’ll see what I mean), Groping, Jason being a jackass to Dick. Toxic! Jason towards his own family, Implied Oral (m receiving), Actual Oral (F receiving) , doggy style, Choking, Fingering, face grabbing, dumbification, degergation, pet names, consensual recording, lipstick marks, tattoos.

Author’s Note: I’m back again to harassing @jjenthusee again because they had the nerve to not only inspire me with one diabolical fanart to make me write this, but then they had the audacity to show me this so yea, yall are getting some Jason being a whipped boyfriend. Also my first smut ever so please give me critiques.

AN: Part 2, Part 3

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"Oh Jason-" Dick's voice fills the air as he waltzes over to Jason as he sits in front of the Batcomputer with a charismatic smile. Jason swears that he saw the devil in that smile as his older brother asks,

"So, Wally and Roy wanna go out to the bar tonight and I know you are off and have nothing to do, sooooo, would you mind covering for me for patrol?"

Dick was already mentally planning all his pick up lines for all the attractive individuals he wanted to spend the night with before Jason casually bursts his bubble.

"No. Got plans." Jason grumbles, already annoyed with Dick. He was trying to focus on his work so he can leave as fast as he can. The clicks of the mouse emphazies Dick's frustration as he says.

"Brooding and looking at 'Hot Milfs near me with Guns' does not count as plans.' His blank tone becomes a whine as he begs, "Come on, Jay. Ever since my break up with Star-!"

"You mean you cheating on Kori with Barbara again?"

Dick glares at Tim from over his shoulder as he snaps at him.

"Shut up, Timmy Turner."

His eyes become begging pools as he looks to Jason. "Help your older brother get laid and work my patrol for me. I promise to cover for you Monday...."

Jason scoffs as he knows Dick wouldn't return the favor once Monday rolls around. He stands up from his chair as he grabs his helmet. All the reports are done, meaning he was officially done until his patrol route on Monday.

Dick groans and follows Jason to his motorcycle. "Jay, Bro. I'm serious. Please help me out."

Jason smiles at Alfred as he sees the old butler waiting for him by the bike with a gift bag in hand. He takes the bag as he says, "Thanks, Alfred."

The butler smiles as he says, "I hope you two enjoy them. I used Martha Wayne's famous white macadamia nut cookie recipe. I remember you told me they were her favorite."

"Her??" Dick gasps as Jason gets onto his bike. Dick stands in front of the bike while holding the bars. "You're leaving your brother high and dry for some girl? I thought Bro Code overpowers any flings."

That's all Dick remembers Jason having. Every relationship Jason had that Dick was aware of was either flings or toxic messes. Hell, He was dating Slade's daughter a couple years ago and she literally tries to kill him. Why does Jason even refuse the chance to bash evil-doers' skulls in for a random chick?

Jason rolls his eyes as he places his helmet on his head. "Can't really help you if you are too insecure to keep a woman in the first place."

Dick snaps at him as he jumps from the front of the bike as Jason reves it up before darting out of the Batcave.

"I AM NOT INSECURE!!!"

Tim peaks down at the runway as he says, "I mean...it says a lot if you can't pick between two women..."

Tim's words die in this throat as he was met with Dick's glare. Alfred chuckles at the following argument that begins to fill the Batcave as he hopes Mistress (Y/N) enjoys the cookies.

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"Shitttt...."

He groans as Dick rolls off of Roy's couch with a splitting head ache. The effects of last night filling his senses as he stumbles to stand up . He would have been better off going on patrol instead of paying Duke 50 grand to take his patrol. The very fact that Duke was also rich but still insisted that he paid solely on Principle made Dick respect and loathe Th Signal.

But having that 50k would have been better than the lack of action he got. Apparently women currently preferred exploring the pumpkin patch that is Roy and Wally instead of the Romi Beauty that was Dick.

The socks on both the main and guest bedroom tauts him as he starts to throw on some comfortable clothes before heading out of the door. Maybe he can go for a run before heading back to Bludhaven...

Then a sight catches his eyes as a pretty little thing trotted up the stairs. Her (H/C) hair was in a protective hair style leaving her clean face exposed as her long lashes grazes her cheek bones. Her eyes focusing on the cell phone in her hand as Dick's eyes hungrily scanned her figure. She breathed a certain casually put together woman on her day off as she moved gracefully in her baggy sweat pants concealed by the over sized zip-up that was hanging off her shoulder, exposing her pretty skin. The lack of strapage on her shoulder that made Dick’s mouth water at the possibly that this little minx was just casually out without a proper top or maybe without a bra.

As she reaches what he assumed to be her apartment door, Dick tries to straighten his walk a little bit as he beats her to the door. His hand resting on the door as he was leaning against it, trying to appear as the charming billionaire’s son that he always used to get women.

“Hey there.” Dick says smoothly as the girl cocks an eyebrow at him. “I didn’t know I was in heaven until I saw you over here, Angel.”

The girl cringes and covers her mouth as she tries not to burst out laughing in his face. Dick takes it as his flirtation working as she gives him a polite smile.

Maybe he can get laid afterall…

“That was pretty corny, I’ll give you that.” She admits before she starts to turn her door knob to go back into her apartment.

Dick panics as he says, “I’m Dick by the way. Well I mean Richard, but everyone calls me Dick.”

A knowing look on her face appears as she says, “I’m not surprised.”

He gently places his hand on her arm as he says, “I don’t normally do this, but can I get your number?” His charm game up to its maximum potential as he gives her the look all women swoon over. The look that at least lets him get away with the shit he had done to Kori and Barbara at least.

The woman looks at him with the most disinterested look as she says, “Nope.”

“No?” Dick asks as she nods.

“N. o. No.” She says as she pulls away from him. “My boyfriend is inside and unless you want him to kick your ass, I’m gonna go inside and enjoy my anniversary.”

In Dick’s half drunken stupor, he takes the rejection as one of those white lies that women tell strange men so they would leave them alone. Of course she wouldn’t be receptive to some stranger appearing outside of her apartment at whatever fucking time it was in the morning…

“Oh really? What makes you think your ‘boyfriend’ and kick my ass?” He teases. “Is he big and scary?”

Her smirk deepens as a twinkle of mischief and annoyance makes her eyes pop. “He is very big and very very scary…”

Her confidence only egged Dick on as he says, “Baby, I’m from Gotham and I don’t know what counts as scary here in Jump City…”

A diabolical giggle escapes her lips as she says lightly. “Oh you’re from Gotham? So is my boyfriend. I’m actually moving there next weekend. You two probably know each other…”

Before Dick could respond, her fist knocks hard against the wood as she calls out through the door. “Jason Baby, I need you!”

‘Jason?…No it can’t be….’ Dick thoughts before heavy steps came to the door and pulled it open, and to Dick’s horror, there stood Jason Peter Todd in a pair of grey sweatpants and a tight white tee shirt with the bold red letters saying, ‘ I <3 my girlfriend and her phat ass’

Dick probably would have laughed his ass off if he currently didn’t feel like pissing himself under Jason’s glare. With his eyes still glaring at Dick, he asks the woman, “Yeah, Princess? Is my brother bothering you?”

His arms across over his chest, emphasizing the way the shirt make his biceps bulge out as his girlfriend giggles.

“I figured that’s who he was and no he isn’t.” She says softly as she stands up on her tiptoes to press a kiss to his cheek. “He just didn’t believe me when I told him about my big scary man.”

Jason’s eyes soften as he flicks over to her. His hand instinctively grabbing the bag from her hand that Dick didn’t even notice, most likely take out from a restaurant. “You got us breakfast? I could have cooked us something.”

“Yea, but you looked too sweet sleeping and I know you’ve been having a hard week.” She says as she takes off the zip up that Dick now realizes was Jason’s. Oh lord did Dick wish she didn’t take it off.

Now the vixen was in a tube top and a pair of black sweat pants with ‘I <3 my boyfriend’ curving deliciously across the seat. Dick’s eyes didn’t linger long as the temptress snaps her fingers in his face.

“Hey, that’s not yours to look at.” She scolds him, which causes Jason to chuckle. Her eyes looked up to Jason with a playful warmth as she says, “I’m gonna head in and plate the food.”

Jason decides to be a tease and cups her ass while she squeals. “You just need to sit on the table to plate mine.” Her lightly swatting him causes him to laugh as she walks into the apartment.

She calls out over her shoulder. “Bye, Dick! I hope you get that insecurity issue looked at!”

Dick gaps at the blatant insult as he looks up to his younger brother for support. Jason’s shoulders shake as he tries to contain his laughter. It was disturbing to Dick to see Jason so happy…

“You really let her speak to your innocent brother like that?…”

Jason’s eyebrow shoots up as he says, “First of all, you’re as innocent as everyone in Arkham, and second, I’m not her handler. She’s a grown woman who obviously can handle herself,”

“Jay~” a purr comes from the inside of the apartment that causes a stir in both of the men. An evil glint passes through Jason’s face as he says to Dick.

“See ya later!” Before Dick could respond, Jason already had the door close as the eruption of laughter fills the hallway.

Shit….

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It wasn’t until a week later that Dick realizes what Jason had planned for him as revenge for flirting with his girlfriend.

Jason had brought (Y/N) to Wayne manor to meet everyone after it was brought to life that she was not only not a fling, but a serious long term girlfriend. Jason somehow hid the fact that he had been dating for 2 years fucking years.

Alfred knew the couple’s love story before they even walked through the door as he delightfully told them about how Jason, who was brooding about his break up with Rose Wilson, met (Y/N) at Roy’s apartment complex after he witnessed her beat up some loser.

Apparently Jason couldn’t wait to tell Alfred all about it after he managed to get her to go out with him and the rest was history.

Barbara also knew about it after Jason came to her asking advice on certain gifts to give her. The ginger practically fawned over (Y/N) as soon as she came through the door.

Honestly, everyone kinda fawned over the couple as they can see the magnetic connection between them. It was clear to everyone that Jason had finally found his match and the shit eating grin on his face whenever he locked eyes with Dick made him more sure of it.

It was the same grin as he had in those videos he sent Dick moments before he arrived. Dick can still recall the video like he was the one to experience it like a delightful nightmare.

It started simple enough. (Y/N)’s flustered face filled the screen as Jason's hand cups her face. Her light pants and her red-stained lips shined with what Dick assumed to be spit as his brother's thumb swiped at her bottom lip. The already smudged red lipstick stained her skin as Jason began to coo at her.

"Aw, Princess, your lipstick is smudged." He almost sounds like he's mocking her with how sweet he sounded. "I guess it does matter, right? Because you look so fucking pretty."

Her eyes shined at the praise as she pressed her cheek further into his palm. Her voice melted like sugar as she asked him.

"You really think I'm pretty?" Her eyes almost shine mischievously as she asks him. "Does that mean I made your cock pretty too?"

Jason chuckles as he presses his thumb into her mouth, pressing lightly on her tongue as he coos. "I think you're very pretty. Especially when you choke on my cock and paint it red with your sweet lips."

Pulling his thumb out as she whines, he gently pushes her down onto the bed as it shows her in the same exact outfit she had on the day she and Dick met. Her hands go to pull off her clothes when Jason stops her with a single hand.

"Nah, baby. He ain't seeing all of your goods." Revealing that the video was made specifically for Dick to see before the video ends.

While Dick understood Jason's message from the first clip of the video, he couldn't help both the curiosity and the string in his own pants to watch the other video sent right after that one.

“Fuck, Jason!” Her moans filling the speakers as her eyes were screwed shut. Her nose scrunched in the cutest way as Dick made notes of what all looked different on her.

Her skin was shining with sweat and her hair frayed from the friction between it and the sheets. Her exposed skin was now flushed with a soft trail of bite marks blemishing the sea of smoothness. The camera was placed so he can see all of her except for her cunt which was obstructed by the mass of black hair that he assumed was Jason devouring her like a dog.

His movements remaining steady as he eagerly digged his nose into her folds as her manicured hands forced him in deeper. Her breathless moans and high pitched squeals as Jason begins to fill her unseen hole with his fingers while he began to solely suck her clit.

"Baby... Please...." She begged as she tried to grind her hips into his mouth, but the iron grip of his hand on her thigh prevented that as she cried. "Please let me cum...I've been a good girl for you...please let me cum...."

Dick swore he almost came into his own pants at the sweet sound of her begging.

Jason chuckles against her skin as she whines in frustration. He pulls away from her cunny only enough to where his head still blocked the view of it from the camera.

"Aw princess, you forgot the game..." He scolds her as his fingers seemed to go faster inside her. Her moans becoming almost pornographic as the stimulation and her impending orgasm was being played out of her. "Who does this sweet girl belong to?"

"Y-you, Jason" She pants out her answer as makes a noise that sounded like he didn't believe her. His free hand grabbing the propped up camera and bringing it around so only she was in the shot.

The heavy rising and falling of her covered chest filled Dick's vision as the soft squelching of her cunt being finger fucked serenaded him.

"You sure about that? You didn't seem too disinterested in Dick when he was hitting on you earlier...Maybe you were too cock hungry to even care about whose cock would fill you."

Her head shakes in denial as she whines as the squelching quiets down. "No, I only want you, Jay."

"Yeah? You mean it. Princess?"

Her head frantically nods as her eyes glass over. Her hips try to roll into his hand as the camera shifts a little to her hips. A tattoo coming into the frame. A small red heart with the initials 'JPT' written in cursive right beside it.

The video ends there before the final video is switched on by Dick, whose on the edge of his seat now.

The beginning shot shows her now on her knees with her head down to the mattress. Her cheek was presses against the slightly red stained sheets as her plump ass was raised, only being propped by a pillow under her hips to cover any view to the front of her pubic area. Jason held her hands to her back as his hips were pressed against the back her hips. Her whining and incoherent babble as she tries to roll her hips back into him earns a firm slap to her ass as Jason smirks.

The first time Dick saw Jason in the video and he was still wearing that stupid white shirt with the " I <3 my girlfriend and her phat ass" on it. However, red lipstick now stained the collar of the shirt and his neck. His own face was smeared in some red lipstick as he smirks down at her.

"Aw, is my princess ready to be fucked dumb?" He asked down to her as she mewls. Her grinding hips pressing into his pelvis as Jason moves his shirt out of the way. The move seemed intentional as the newly exposed skin showed a matching heart tattoo with what Dick assumed to be her initials just on Jason's Adonis belt.

"Baby?" Jason asks as his voice lowers an octave. His hand reaches around her neck and pulls her up by her neck as she chokes a gasps. His hips now thrusting deep into her as the pillow still hides the sinful union from the camera.

"I asked you a question," Jason whispers as his voice becomes gravelly. His hand flexed as he choked her, but it was obvious that he wasn't grabbing her as hard as he could.

(Y/N) cries as tears roll down her face as her whimpers fill the room. The bottom half of her face was now stained pink with no other evidence of the red lipstick remaining. Her now free hand reached around and cupped Jason's ass, encouraging him to fuck her insides up as she finally answers him.

"Yes, please...I need it, Jason. I need you..."

Jason growls as his pace quickens as the nasty sound of their skin clapping almost overpowered her squeals as she takes it.

"You little minx..." He whispers as he slams her down onto the mattress before pulling her hips back to his. His hips slamming into her jiggling ass as she whimpers. Drool and tears cover her face as she mumbles out praises.

"So full...So big...can't get enough..." She whimpers as Jason smirks from above her. "No one else could match you...I love you, Jason."

"I love you too, Baby." He whispers as his hand slips around her hips and begins to rub circles into her hidden clit. Her squeals became high-pitched pants as her climax began to rise.

Jason's other hand reaches for the camera as he whispers his final message to the camera.

"Maybe Dick can learn how a real man should treat his woman..."

Let's just say that Dick remained silent in his room with a stomach ache as he learned that Jason was both crazy and the luckiest son of a bitch he ever met....

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Author's Note: I will never forgive Dick for the shit he pulled against Babs and Kori so enjoy my revenge. Also, let me know what you thought of my first smut. I didn't commit to a full one because I was scared lol. And thank you @jjenthusee for the inspo again and I promise I'll quit the harassment for now.

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[harruandlou]

Happy 28th! This is my first time ever doing one of these, but I'm committing to tracking my reading this year so I hope to have one every month. Rereads are marked with a *

Bring Me Home by sunflouwerhabit / @sunflouwerhabit (434k)

“Guys! Does Harry know about Lord Baseball?” Micah squeaks. “Lord Baseball?” Harry says slowly. “He’s only the greatest baseball player of all time!” Micah insists. “Our actual lord and savior, our hero, our shortstop...” Our shortstop. Harry blinks and reaches for another cashew. “Our shortstop? You mean Lou… Louis?” “Lord Baseball.” Micah nods. “The love of my life.” Harry chokes on a cashew. Joe and Tristan cackle while James mutters, “Never stood a chance against those fuckin’ cheekbones…” ~~~ The entire roster of the Cleveland Spiders is in love with star shortstop Louis Tomlinson. Harry most of all. OR: Down the Line (Harry’s Version)

*Golden by shaylea (128k)

Harry is fully dressed when Louis returns to the room. He’s slumped on the edge of the bed, fingers twining awkwardly around the edge of his pink flounces. “Can I come?” he blurts when Louis opens the bathroom door. Louis freezes. “What?” “North. With you,” Harry clarifies. “If you’re going north, could I come too?” On a rainy night in Auckland in the middle of his world tour, popstar Harry Styles loses his ability to carry on. Instead of continuing to Sydney and the rest of his tour, he seeks sanctuary with Louis Tomlinson, a man with a macadamia nut farm and a mysterious past.

wildflower by blueskiesrry / @blueskiesrry (112k)

“You look like a wildflower,” Louis comments, shielding his eyes from the sun, the crinkles near them even more prominent in this light. “What?” Harry’s words stumble over a surprised laugh. “With your hair all fluffy like that.” Harry’s fingers automatically find their way into his hair as he silently curses the humidity out on the water. “He kind of does, doesn’t he?” Elizabeth adds. Louis tilts his head to the side, smile softening and blurred around the edges. “Our very own long-stemmed wildflower.” - or: a 1950s hollywood story spanning half a decade where harry and louis are constantly growing towards, away from, & around each other and everything harry wants are things he can’t have.

*everything to lose by stylinsoncity / @stylinsoncity (92k)

harry is a global popstar who's convinced the world he has it all -- a happy marriage to a devoted alpha, two beautiful children, two grammy awards, three platinum albums, and a budding film career. but some aspects of his image aren't as true as they seem. like the fact he's been separated for over a year, uses meaningless flings to cope and occasionally forgets responsibilities or commitments to his family. he and louis once commanded stages together. they tackled any challenges to their future. and no matter how hard things got, they always returned to one another. harry would always return to louis. until one day, he finds he can't.

*Late Night Talking by kingsofeverything / @kingsofeverything (53k)

Louis Tomlinson has a new album coming out and a second world tour on the horizon. Promo season gets underway with a stop at Late Night Talking, the late night show hosted by Harry Styles, and Harry Styles just happens to be the man who blew a chance to date Louis a decade ago.

*No Hold To Hold Onto by kingsofeverything / @kingsofeverything (47k)

Injured after being thrown from a bronc, Harry doesn’t know if he’ll ever compete again. His only hope is a man called Tommo, a world champion rider who retired at the top of his game. When Harry goes looking for help learning a new way to rope and ride, the last thing he expects to find is love.

Tease by dolce_piccante (12k)

AU. Louis Tomlinson, actor and movie star, is wildly in love with his boyfriend, supermodel Harry Styles. Their relationship is lovely and unlike any Louis has ever had before, which makes the surprise of Harry's newest interest that much more intriguing.

*In Jest by LadyLondonderry / @londonfoginacup (4k)

Louis, who smiles at Harry as he reclines in his chair. Louis, whose soulmark is visible thanks to his low-cut top. Louis, Harry’s soulmate, who seems to either be blissfully ignorant of that fact or maliciously ignoring it. Harry would really like to know which.

--I also listened to the podfic of this which can be found here by @pandapodfics

[qiutls]

TNGDH 006

Contrary to my concern, Kyle didn't kill anyone.

When I saw the blade of the knife flash so menacingly, I really thought he was going to kill those three people, but instead he just subdued the thieves.

���No, to be honest, it's a bit lacking to say subdued.

― Eek [ H-hello? ]

Kyle actually overpowered the three guys easily. Two of them fainted in an instant and the last one stood trembling like an aspen tree. 

​As for the last man, it wasn't that Kyle couldn't knock him out, he just controlled his strength, and kept throwing punches, seemingly venting his anger.

"Who sent you?"

​Kyle asked while placing the knife near the thief's neck.

"If you tell me the truth, then your life will be spared."

​"U-uh, w-we were just l-looking for something worth some money, t-that's all!"

"Something you can sell?"

​It wasn't completely wrong, but it was a bit of a reach.

Didn't you say you were going to kidnap or kill the woman hidden by him. Now, just because you're in front of Kyle, you became a weak person. Obviously if the person you're in front of was a weak person, you guys wouldn't hesitate to rob.

Not to mention, these insignificant guys didn't even have a plan and were just impulsively taking stuff. Compared to other nobles, the study of the Northern Grand Duke is not heavily guarded, so it would have been easy to enter.

"No one told you to kidnap the demonic beast?"

​Kyle said grimly.

"This is the last question."

"T-that, u-hm, i-it."

The trembling thief somehow raised his head and looked me in the eye. Why? What? Why are you looking at me you hamster kidnapper!

"It was because of the demonic beast." basically the thief is saying they were trying to take out Soohyun out of the cage, because Soohyun manipulated them.

That's right, you went into this study thinking you'd find a woman who was hidden by the duke, but instead you found me, an ordinary hamster eating almonds, you must be embarrassed.

Kyle's gaze quickly scanned the study. Some of the papers related to the Blake's estate administration were disorganized on top of the desk, along with a few macadamia... My snacks.

Kyle raised his sword roughly and unevenly, making the thief nervous at the fact that the sword would cut his throat at any moment.

"That, t-that, Grand Duke-"

​Thump.

The masked man who still standing up until a second ago, collapsed to the floor. The way he fell in front of me, shocked me into jumping away and causing me to be stuck at the corner of the house.

You scared me to death. Why would you fall right in front of me! You even made eye contact while collapsing!

"Cashew Nut."

​Kyle reached into the hamster house and lifted me carefully.

"Are you alright? You must have been very surprised."

― Eek... [ Listen here.. ]

"Don't worry now, the festival is just around the corner and these people didn't seem like trained assassins, so I'll just lock them in the underground prison instead of killing them. As for the guests from the Imperial City..."

​Kyle nodded briefly.

"Yes, there should be no noise, it won't do if you're bothered again."

― Squeak [ That's not it. ]

"When the important things are done, I'll take you to play out on the fields."

― Eek [ I get it now, it's okay. ]

Can't you put down the knife first before telling me? Please move the fallen people away as well.

With what mind are you thinking, talking to the hamster first before alleviating this hideous atmosphere. No matter how, those people on the floor still tried to kidnap me okay.

―.....

Maybe it's because I became a mouse, my liver seems to have become as small as a mouse. It seems like my heart will flutter at the slightest sound.

When you look at it, in fact in this fantasy world, everything was all about swords and knifes.

The sense of intimidation from a blade that is used to cut down people and demonic beast is indeed different. If you can withstand that intimidation, then you must have a strong heart.

I'm not a coward though, originally all office workers have weak courage, it's normal.

"Your Highness!"

​― Squeak! [ Ah! You scared me! ]

Suddenly the door burst open and a bunch of armed people rushed inside. It seemed that the guards rushed in at the sound of intruders.

Are people in the north usually this bold?! What if the door breaks.

The loud noise made my whole-body shiver, and I slipped out of Kyle's palm quickly as a reflex action. My body was moving freely before I knew it, as if I was actually a hamster.

Anyway, I wanted to avoid loud noises and situations where a lot of people are looking at me. What can I do, my MBTI, starts with I.

"Cashew Nut!"

​While Kyle pushed away the fallen men at his feet, I stepped over the desk and jumped down. After running on the wheel for about 700 laps, doing this was as easy as stepping on stone.

I went down to the floor in an instant and went into the bottom of the bookshelf.

Since I'm small, I can even go into places like this. I felt comfortable once I was freed from the gaze of people who seemed to be frighteningly large. That's right, if you didn't know, you can hide in the ceiling or behind the walls, if you need space like me.

"Everyone get out!"

​Ack! His voice is so loud. It almost made me shiver all the way down again.

I crawled more and more towards the shadows, until I finally reached a place that's hard to clean, and a few lumps of dust hit my face.

"What do you mean, Your Highness?"

"Everyone leave."

Kyle's voice was cold and sharp like a blade. If they didn't leave in 10 seconds, I'm afraid they'll be meeting with Kyle's sword.

The soldiers squeezed out their strength and dragged the fallen bodies and went out of the door in a blink of an eye. It suddenly became quiet after the door was closed.

Kyle who had been staying still for a while came close to me.

"Come out, Cashew Nut. It's dangerous there."

​No, think about it. Isn't it more dangerous in the hamster house. The thieves came in and were about to take me just an hour ago.

"Please come out."

​He whispered in a desperate voice.

​His arm reached under the bookshelf, but it wasn't able to reach me. I picked out the fur on my front foot why looking at his outstretched hand.

The five fingers groping the floor looked very pathetic. He was fumbling around till he reached an ink lid that had fallen down at the corner... But why am I so at ease here?

[ Hamsters like dark places! ]

A system window popped up in front of me. Right, hamsters were nocturnal animals.

I looked at Kyle's hand with subtle acceptance, but he retrieved it back and was silent for a moment. This time something else came rushing in.

― Squeak! Squeak! [ What the! This crazy bastard! ]

The thing that suddenly went under the bookshelf was none other than his sword. Of course, the blade was covered, but it was still naturally scary if you knew what's underneath the cover. 

I shivered and hid deeper in the corner. I was already becoming one with the lump of dust as it clung to my fur.

"Please come out here, Cashew Nut, It's my fault."

​Is the Northern Grand Duke crazy? Why are you that desperate?

"Do you want to sleep with me tonight? I'll have to wash you first then you can do whatever you like. I won't leave you alone again."

―.....

That last sentence is a bit severe.

But to be honest, I did feel lonely. I spent my days in a hamster house as big as a playground, inside a study that's bigger than the studio I used to live in. Even humans would've felt this place was spacious, especially for hamsters...

Above all, once I learned that you were bound to die, I truly felt uncomfortable.

I only lived with you for a few days, but I sincerely want to save you, not just for the miracle value. I believe that people who love and are kind to animals are not bad people.

I carefully stepped out under the bookshelf, trying to avoid Kyle's sword. Once Kyle saw me, he threw his sword away, and held me dearly.

"You did the right thing."

Looking at this face, it's really sharpened by the northern air. Towards others it will look cold however to his beloved hamster it would be warm...

Kyle dusted my fur then headed to the bathroom, and washed my body with warm water from the sink.

That feels nice...

It felt like I was in a hot spring and had to put a towel on my head. By the way, can I really wash like this? I thought rodents shouldn't be bathed in water. I don't think there's anything wrong with my body right now though.

[ The northern field mouse loves water! ]

I see. That's a relief.

Afterwards, Kyle rubbed my fur several times and laid me on a cozy towel. It was such a skillful touch that it made me wonder if he had done this many times before.

I just kept laying still. It felt like a full body massage. Ah, a hamster's fate is indeed nice.

"You must be sleepy."

What a fiendish man. I forced my eyes to open even though my consciousness was slowly fading away.

I want to relax like this a bit more. Kyle picked me up, kissed me on the belly and made his way to his bedroom. I lay down at his bedside, enjoying the feeling of being wrapped in a towel.

Is this heaven?​

I was rolling on the fluffy sheet when he suddenly put down a wheel beside me. What's this, did he bring it here because he thought I liked it?

I looked at Kyle once, then at the wheel, and with a look of amazement, kicked the wheel with my foot.

This pink Ferris wheel worked well as if it had been greased... What's this? Maybe because I'm used to running, I felt relaxed.

"I'll be back after a while, so just relax here, Cashew Nut."

​He petted me with his index finger and left the bedroom. Seems like there's quite a lot of work to finish after the fiasco earlier.

Not everyone can be the Northern Grand Duke.​

​Working overtime like this is not for everyone.

As I was turning the wheel with my feet, a thought popped up in my mind. This is a great opportunity, isn't it?

I quickly called up the system and checked the number of laps left.

[ 787/1000 ]

This should be finished pretty quickly.

​It's only about 200 times. I can even do this while eating almonds. I quickly got on the wheel and started running.

​Whiz. Whiz.

How stable. This is the best spin I've done on a wheel. It's much smoother than the other one.

I was excited at this development and ran quickly.

[ 864/1000 ] …… [ 958/1000 ] …… [ 990/1000 ]

And by the time only 10 laps were left.

"Cashew Nut."

​The door opened and Kyle entered the room.

I quickly jumped over to the towel-covered sheet and pretended as if nothing happened. I abandoned my dignity and pretended as if I were a hamster who was addicted.

Fortunately, Kyle confirmed with his eyes that I was okay didn't care about the moving wheel, went to the bathroom after leaving a message that he was going to wash up.

I sighed deeply and looked at the spinning wheel.

I need to wait for it to stop before I can go up and run again.​

I sat absentmindedly and watched it spin. Once it stopped completely, I got on it carefully.

[999/1000] [1000/1000]

​When the thousand laps were finally completed, a strange fanfare sounded out at the same time the system window popped up.

Well, what now?

[ You have learned "Summon" !  ]

[ Miracle value has risen! ]

[ Miracle value 5% ]

[ Do you want to use "Summon" ? ]

Right now? In here? Can I use it? ...?

​I pressed the [ YES ] button with my little front paw.

Then the same light that emitted from the system window swirled around me.

novel ⠀✿⠀ next

[zahri-melitor]

Helena, the most exhausted teacher ever (snippet):

Helena came home from school, hoping Charlie had made dinner like she’d asked. Reports were due in 3 days and she still had comments to go on half of them, there was a drug ring in Coventry she wanted to check in on that she frankly suspected to be operated by the Genovese Sicilian mafia family trying to bust into Gotham, and Barbara had made noises last night about an upcoming undercover op over the weekend with Jason Bard to investigate employee conditions in a LexCorp manufacturing plant in West Virginia.

She needed a full night’s sleep. She needed three weeks off and a spa trip. She needed five minutes to herself.

The house smelled of pasta sauce. Charlie was vibrating near the door as she came in, looking ready to scream. “He won’t tell me what he wants or go AWAY, Helena!”

Why. Why did she decide to dedicate her life to dealing with children. She was the only heir to the Bertinelli fortune, she was probably the third richest person in Gotham, and for some reason here she was. A teacher, foster parent, vigilante, member of the Birds of Prey, reserve member of the Justice League, and, as she walked into the living room, adopted big sister and confidante to one of the biggest terrors in Gotham.

Red Robin was sprawled out on the most comfortable couch in the apartment, boots hanging over the arm, a laptop propped on his stomach. Helena could see the remnants of a packet of honey roasted macadamia nuts sitting next to him that she swore she’d hidden at the back of the pantry out of Charlie’s line of sight as a reward to herself for finishing reports.

[edgessunflower]

Cookies

Pairing: Stephanie McMahon x Fem reader

Description: You and Steph make cookies together spending your first holidays together

A warm smell flows throughout your shared apartment as your girlfriend Steph walks from lunch with her parents and brother smiling when she walks around the corner to see you baking in the kitchen. "I thought we'd make some cookies as part of your new tradition and our first Christmas together" her heart melts at the action and thought before taking off her heels and jacket washing her hands as you check on the chocolate chip cookies in the oven and take out the adorable christmas shaped cookies decorating them, some brownies, and small cupcakes spending the evening laughing, listening to music, and dancing before the two of you were cuddled in bed watching movies until you both were passed out waking up the next morning with smiles getting ready and having breakfast before leaving and heading to the arena for Raw placing the baked sweets out near all the locker room enjoying a small bite of chocolate when you see Chyna and Billy Gunn who were dear friends to you laughing as they hug you before grabbing a cupcake and cookie telling you to please make more baked goods laughing as they walk away turning when you hear a familiar yell turning to see Jericho who hands you a tequila sunrise laughing with a confused smile when you hear him say that he managed to get The undertaker to make some drinks after finding out that he was into quite a bit of bar mixology. As you sip on the beverage from jericho and talk to Lita outside the Hardy's locker room you hear a big conversation at the snack table turning to see Bradshaw and Farooq, The brood, Jacqueline, Test, Albert, and Trish Stratus surrounding the table laughing as Edge jogs to you "Oh my god you need to bring these on our longer days and our parties, plus they remind me of my mom's baking" your heart swells at the endearment giggling as edge lifts in a hug not seeing steph take a picture of the moment while she talks with Hunter and X-pac before the two of you were in your locker room with some chocolate chip cookies and caramel macadamia nut brownies leading to sharing to a extra sweet soft kiss between the two of you before your match against Ivory winning the match for the women's intercontinental championship match against Trish Stratus feeling over the moon as you change and head home sharing takeout dinner with steph along with a joint and champagne before making more cookies the rest of the night together.

[lady-ofmidnight]

So I got bored and decided to go through my blog to edit my tags.

Then I found this.

It's been over a month and no one else will ask anything from here (I think) so I decided to fill out the rest.

📷 a quote by Jane Austin. "I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading!" I set it to a flower background and it is so true

🍫 chocolate. Dark chocolate definitely. White chocolate to bite on, but no milk chocolate. Ever.

✨️ for privacy reasons I won't share

🎵 A thousand years by Christina Perri. My friend made me watch the twilight movies with her. Suffice to say, there is a reason as to why I never read past the first book.

✏️ Yes! It's on Ao3. Well, the ones that I edited anyway.

😏 no.

💛 yep! One in each ear. I got them when I was six and I've been gathering earrings ever since. Currently I'm on a butterfly phase!

🐰 why they do what they do. What's the reason.

🍪 white chocolate macadamia nut. The white chocolate is tasty and so good, but then sometimes you find the nuts, which is usually annoying, but tasy in its own way. It just takes time to get used to the quirks.

🐶 cat. 1000000%

🎧 depends, computer=headphones. IPad=earbuds. Phone=wait until at home to blast at moderate volume.

🌼 짜장면 은 다머것어. Translation, "however I ate all of my black bean noodles".

🙃 if you mix citric acid, baking soda and just enough water to mix it all together without it going all volcano at you, then putting it into an airtight container, said container will blow up in 5 minutes.

🦉 night owl. I detest the evil day star.

🧸 like I said before, I don't usually take naps, but when I do, I do it at the foot of my bed. Just the foot. I don't know why.

🏳️‍🌈 i'm biromamtic

🦋 as I said before, but edited; DO NOT TOUCH. I hate when people touch me without permission. I'm not a spider but I get this uncomfortable back tingle if I feel something that could be a threat near the back of my neck.

👖 sweatpants. Not the most dignified, but they sure are comfortable. Plus, they have ✨️pockets✨️.

🥤 as someone somewhere once said, "starbucks is dessert in a cup". However, I do like their fruit tea's. I can make my own coffee if I do so desire it.

🧡 neon yellow. IT'S TOO BRIGHT!!! Plus, it looks like the evil day star.

💎 my fancy tea kettle. It was a splurge and I don't regret it. I love my tea.

☕️ the last question clearly specifies that I can not live without good tea. No I am not British. I'm Korean American.

🦖 Sabre tooth cat. It's a cat. Need I say more?

🌙 long enough to realize that I am crazy (in a good way)

🌴 I got a tiny conch shell from a tourist shop. Pretty sure it's fake but it looks pretty on my shelf.

🐸 a mix of goth and dark academia. Not sure how it works but I know I look good so *shrug*

🔮 freelance writer. I'd love to be allowed to write at my own pace for a living.

💙 single and proud

🌿 comfy shirt, comfy sweatpants, comfy slippers, comfy robe, low ponytail bun. It means that I don't have anything to do. Who wouldn't love that?

🎤 all of the songs from frozen. I was obsessed with it when it first came out.

🤎 ash brown with natural highlights that are only visible under the light of the evil day star.

💌 when I need to rant, sometimes it's to myself, sometimes it's to one of my glass animals. The rubber duck method works. I can't code but it helps with plot-holes.

💄 for fancy occasions I go mostly all out. Hair, makeup, the whole shebang. Usually, however, I can't bother for more than a little lip color and eybag covering.

🌸 can't think of the best one but ironically the worst one was "잘했다" from my mom. It stands for "great job" but the tone she said it in was really sarcastic. I had just broken one of her fancy plates. Again.

💞 @moringmark great art. I understand a good deal about the owl house even though I've never watched an actual episode.

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

[adnooinc]

Top Nut Varieties for Commercial Baking and Cooking

Contents

Top Nut Varieties for Commercial Baking and Cooking

Almonds: A Versatile and Popular Choice

Walnuts: Ideal for Rich Flavors

Pecans: A Sweet and Buttery Nut

Hazelnuts: Adding Nutty Depth to Dishes

Cashews: Perfect for Creamy Textures

Macadamia Nuts: Ideal for Premium Baking

Pistachios: Great for Colour and Flavour

When it comes to commercial baking and cooking, nuts play a key role in enhancing both the flavour and texture of a wide variety of dishes. Whether you run a bakery, a catering business, or a food production company, sourcing quality nuts in bulk is essential. This guide covers some of the top nut varieties commonly used in commercial kitchens, highlighting their benefits and uses.

Almonds: A Versatile and Popular Choice

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Walnuts: Ideal for Rich Flavours

Walnuts are another popular option in commercial kitchens, especially for their ability to add depth to recipes. Their slightly bitter, earthy taste pairs well with sweet and savoury dishes alike. Walnuts are often used in muffins, brownies, and tarts, as well as in sauces and pestos for added richness. Their nutritional benefits also make them appealing in health-conscious recipes. Finding the best place to buy bulk nuts can ensure a cost-effective supply of walnuts for your cooking needs.

Pecans: A Sweet and Buttery Nut

Pecans are well-loved for their buttery and slightly sweet flavour, making them perfect for desserts like pies and cakes. They can also be roasted or candied to create a crunchy topping for ice cream, salads, and baked goods. In commercial settings, pecans are valued not just for their taste, but for their versatility in both sweet and savoury dishes. Purchasing pecans from wholesale nuts near me ensures you have a fresh and affordable supply for your business.

Hazelnuts: Adding Nutty Depth to Dishes

Hazelnuts are popular in gourmet baking and cooking, often paired with chocolate to create decadent treats like spreads, cakes, and pastries. They have a slightly sweet, nutty flavor that complements both baked goods and savoury items such as salads and roasted vegetables. Their rich taste makes them a go-to ingredient for chefs looking to add complexity to their dishes. Commercial kitchens benefit from buying hazelnuts in bulk from a reliable supplier.

Cashews: Perfect for Creamy Textures

Cashews are highly versatile in both baking and cooking, thanks to their smooth texture and mildly sweet flavor. They’re commonly used in vegan and dairy-free recipes to create creamy sauces, cheeses, and desserts. In addition to baked goods, cashews are also used in stir-fries, curries, and salads. Sourcing high-quality cashews from a wholesale nuts supplier ensures you have enough on hand to meet the demand for this popular nut.

Macadamia Nuts: Ideal for Premium Baking

Macadamia nuts are prized for their rich, buttery taste and are often used in premium baked goods like cookies, brownies, and cakes. Although they tend to be more expensive than other nuts, their unique flavor and texture make them worth the investment for gourmet recipes. Their high fat content also makes them ideal for creating smooth, creamy fillings and spreads. 

Pistachios: Great for Colour and Flavour

Pistachios not only add a vibrant green color to dishes, but they also offer a unique flavor that’s both sweet and salty. They are often used in cookies, cakes, and pastries, and are also popular as a garnish for both sweet and savory dishes. Pistachios can be used whole, chopped, or ground, making them a versatile ingredient in commercial kitchens. To meet your supply needs, consider buying pistachios from wholesale nuts near me for both quality and affordability.

Contact Adnoor today to find out how we can supply you with the best nuts at competitive prices!

[islandsharkschocolate]

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[foodandbeverages012]

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[amyfarms]

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Exploring local organic macadamia nut stores goes beyond flavor. Helping local farmers, enjoying authentic Hawaiian cuisine, and supplementing with a superfood are the goals. Let's discuss why macadamia nuts are so great and where to obtain high-quality organic macadamia nuts near me, whether you're a fan or not.

[macadamiasales]

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[haikyooot]

dark chocolate??? 🥹🥹 that sounds heavenly, Em!!

hehehehe, I love chocolate of all kinds, so chocolate chip are my favorites!! ugh, but dark chocolate cookies sound divine 😩😩 and I also love peanut butter cookies!! I remember I had peanut butter cookies a LONG time ago, but they were made differently! instead of in the cookie itself, it had peanut butter...chips?? a bit like how a chocolate chip cookie would have chocolate chips!

Emi that was the best peanut butter cookie I've ever had 🥹🥹

I'm also picky about my chocolate!! Lindt makes my favorites! I recently had their non-dairy milk chocolates made with oat milk!! so yummy!!

...this started about cookies and ended in chocolate, but I love it! milk and dark chocolate both!

idk what else to say LMAO Lilyyyy

*copy paste our entire discord convo about chocolates and harada*

That's it :nodnod:

there was this local cookie place near my college and we'd go at like 12 am LMAO. it was wild and fun and free. snickerdoodles for me all the way. occasionally dabbling in the macadamia nut one. i even had an oatmeal raisin phase. oh and ofcourse, it was during finals so i was stressed beyond belief. hence the sweets 😂

[eicreators-rp]

*recording*

Phoene: I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania Am I a cutie Absolutie! And a beauty, you can bet your patootie But if you touch me, or even get near me I'll have you arrested Do you hear me?

The 4: Phoebe is a nut, so they call her dela Macadamia ela She's cracked in the head and kooky in the brain-ia Each line in this song sounds pretty much the same-ia Oy, Macadamia!

*they smile and watch*

[cardierreh15]

Thanks for the tag @geralts-yenn this should be fun!

📷 What’s set up on your phone’s Lock Screen?

Me & My Husband 😌

🍫Cheese or Chocolate?

Shiiit… I’ll do cheese.

✨Do you have any nicknames?

I do. Everyone calls me Cardi. Hubby calls me Persephone.

🎵last song you’ve listened to?

My House by Queen Bey 🐝

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

Indeed! I started 2 years ago. Currently on hiatus but been busting my ass with Roleplay tho 😌

😏 Are you on discord?

Yes I am! More than I should be lol

💛 do you have any piercings?

Yes! I have 3 ear piercings on my left ear. One on my right. And one nose piercing (use to have both sides) I plan to get more in the near future. 🪡

🐰 what do you think says most about a person?

This is gonna be a stupid take lmao but how they would contribute to society if we were granted with unique abilities (superpowers shit like that)

🍪 if you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

Hmmm… I’d probably be Macadamia nut 😌

🐶 are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

Definitely a cat person 🐈

🎧 headphones or earbuds?

I like both. I like the comfortable feeling of the cushion because my ears tend to get cold. But having earbuds can be very efficient and quick. Both have their unique qualities to them.

🌼 what was the last thing you said out loud?

“BAAAABE?!”

🙃 what’s a weird fact that you know?

The average load that a male can release during ejaculation can equal up to 16TB of data 😌 (think about how much space you have when you by a PS5 or XBOX with just 1TB?? That’s a fucking lot of space for free data lol)

🦉 are you a morning person or night owl?

As ironic as it is, I was born in the morning but I prefer the night. I hate being up during the day. I wish there was a time shift in society where you can actually do daytime shit at night lmao

🧸 favorite place to nap?

On my sofaaa while laying in my husband’s arms because ✨ safety ✨

🏳️‍🌈 are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

Yes. I identify as Bisexual (my pronouns are She/Them)

🦋 describe yourself with 3 words

Prideful, Cunning, & Fun

👖 Jeans or Sweatpants?

Put me in a pair of American Eagles jeans you won’t be disappointed 😌

🥤 what’s your go-to Starbucks order?

Chyyyy we don’t talk about Bruno 💀

🧡 a color you can’t stand?

Neon colors. Like why are you here? To hurt my eyes?!

💎 what’s your most prized possession?

Definitely my family. My beautiful daughters, my husband, everything we’ve worked hard for really.

☕️ Coffee or Tea?

I really like both.

🦖 favorite extinct animal?

I have a few. Woolly mammoth because they resemble elephants. Sabor tooth Tigers because Ice Age (IFYKYK💕) Triceratops & Allosaurus 😈

🌙 how long have you been on tumblr?

I’ve been on and off for a while until 3 years ago. It’s been up ever since lol

🌴 desert island item

Water.

🐸 describe your aesthetic

Damn… uhm. Browns & Pinks & Blues & Black … Villian Girl Era kind of shit I guess lmao.

🔮 what’s your dream job?

Actress! Been wanting to do it since I was a little girl. 🤎

💙 relationship status?

Married 💍 to Hades 🖤 5 years going on 6 in January.

🌿 describe your favorite outfit

I love me some tights or biker shorts with a simple fitted t-shirt. Or dress pants with wide or straight leg, and a bodysuit beneath. I’m pretty versatile 💀 (I use to work in fashion, I’m all over the place)

🤎 what color is your hair?

Well I’m growing it out so it’s my natural dark brunette, then it has chocolate brown and then gold like ends

💌 do you talk to yourself?

Unfortunately I go as far as answering myself too. Haha.

💄 do you wear make up?

On special occasions. Use to wear it every day until I went to work without it— I never looked back lmao.

🌸 best compliment ever received?

“It’s so nice to finally meet someone that’s as pretty as their name.” 🥰 like mfs really gotta stop flirting with me, I ruin lives 🤣

💞 favorite blog

I do not have a favorite. I love my mutuals all the same 🥹

This was suuuuper fun @geralts-yenn — I definitely had a blast doing this and even got a good laugh out of some of it. Thank you again for the tag!

No pressh tags: @headcannonxgalore @misshinson @vampyrsm @xblackreader @xsapphirescrollsx @holylulusworld @iridessence @minishimi @uzumaki-rebellion @milknhonies @ylva-syverson @juliaorpll78 @deandoesthingstome

Enjoy Guys 🖤

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

I got tagged by the lovely @littlefreya - thank you dear! Loved your answers ❤

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen? A winter landscape in pastel colors

🍫 Cheese or chocolate? I can't eat either of them, but if I could, I think I'd choose cheese over chocolate

✨ Do you have any nicknames? No, in high school some friends tried to make "Nini" a thing but I was not a fan

🎵 Last song you listened to? Teardrop - Massive Attack

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction? Started writing 18 months ago - changed my life

😏 Are you on discord? 24/7

 💛 Do you have any piercings? Had ear piercings, would love to have more, but I'm allergic

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person? I always watch out how people treat animals. Also, if someone is rude to retail workers or staff, it's a red flag.

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be? lol, idk, an oreo? dark and hard on the outside with a soft core

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person? Both! I always had cats and thought I'd always be a cat person. But then we got the most precious little baby puppy and I absolutely adore her. She's not a puppy anymore but never stopped being the cutest little baby 😍

🎧 Headphones or earbuds? Both 😁 Headphones for sports and when the family is too loud, earbuds for at work when I still need to pay attention to others

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud? "Damn, dog, it's just a vacuum cleaner, it won't eat you!"

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know? lol, that chickens DO have a navel. Had a heated argument with my Dad about that. Sweet memory ❤

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl? Is 3am morning or night?

🧸 Favorite place to nap? The hammock in my garden

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community? I identify as pansexual heteroromantic

🦋 Describe yourself in three words. enthusiastic, awkward, introvert

👖 Jeans or sweatpants? Jeans

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order? Believe it or not, I've never been to a Starbucks. But I drink my coffee black

🧡 A color you can’t stand? Every color has its own beauty

💎 What’s your most prized possession? My house?

☕ Coffee or tea? Both - lol, I'm really good at making decisions 😁

🦖 Favorite extinct animal? Ichthyosaurs - First fossil I've ever seen and combines my love for the ocean and dinosaurs

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr? A year and a month - yes, I'm a tumblr baby

🌴 Desert island item? A lighter

🐸 Describe your aesthetic. Ugh, these are really difficult! Industrial pastel?

🔮 What’s your dream job? Photographer!

💙 Relationship status? So very much in love - for almost 20 years now 😍

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit. Wide black shorts, sage green top, gray cardigan, barefoot (I need summer!)

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to? lol, is there a song I DON'T know the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair? blonde

💌 Do you talk to yourself? I do right now 😁

💄 Do you wear makeup? If I feel like it, I love wearing makeup, but I'm also comfortable going out without makeup

🌸 Best compliment you ever received? "I wish there were more people like you"

💞 @ your favorite blog. @raccoon-eyed-rebel

No pressure tags: @ellethespaceunicorn @peyton-warren @gummydummy19 @mayloma @cardierreh15 @liveoncoffeeandflowersss @martha-oi @lostforparadise

[rubykgrant]

(More Grimmons shenanigans, involving them going on their first actual date “like normal people”, with some funny bits inspired by @donut-entendre and the “old-fashioned/Victorian Simmons” joke~)

When Grif went to grab the food, he returned to see Simmons standing near a table, looking as if he had been just about ready to sit down, but had paused… because somebody had started talking to him. It was just some dude (and he totally wasn’t good looking at ALL, which was Grif’s honest opinion, not influenced a bit by personal feelings regarding the situation), who was clearly attempting to chat Simmons up. Except, it wasn’t clear to Simmons, who was simply awkward and fidgety because that was his default around new people. The dude probably thought Simmons was all flattered and playing coy.

Time to show this dude what was what, and who was who.

Grif returned right at the moment the dude complimented Simmons on his pants (most likely about to follow this up with a lame pick-up line about getting into those pants, or wanting to see them on his bedroom floor). Grif leaned in, putting the snacks down on the table in front of Simmons, and also placed one wide palm right on Simmons’ ass. Not quite hard enough to be a smack, but firm enough for Simmons to feel it, and obvious enough for the dude to SEE it.

“Yeah, I like his pants too!” Grif proclaimed, resting his chin on Simmons’ shoulder. If Grif hadn’t pressed himself close like this, Simmons would have JUMPED as soon as anything touched his butt-area.

“Right… thank you?” Simmons said, partially to the dude, but looking at Grif. It was Grif who looked at the dude, as he moved his hand to slide up Simmons’ hip. The dude got the message, making some excuse about how he just saw his friends and had to go.

“The hell was that?” Simmons asked once they were alone again.

“Simmons. Sweet-heart. That dude was trying to hit on you,” Grif explained.

“He- he was? Why?”

“Well, you look all handsome and junk, I assume that was what enticed him over-” Grif began picking at the food, mostly after the chocolate covered macadamia nuts.

“I’m not- I don’t look ENTICING! And wait, your response to that was to grab my ass?” Simmons tried to keep his voice low, but it was squeaking regardless.

“Don’t be such a prude… besides, you barely have an ass for me to grab. Also, I don’t need somebody else to give me a reason. I can do this all on my own,” with that, Grif dropped his hand lower once again, giving Simmons’ rear a little squeeze.

Simmons was MORTIFIED by this… and maybe kind of proud, and flattered as well; not because some random dude had been “enticed”, but because of his Grif’s reaction.

“Relax, I’m not gonna get all possessive-jealous-boyfriend on you!” Grif laughed, and stepped away to sit down at the small metal table.

“I know…” Simmons mumbled as he sat as well. “… and I guess it wasn’t so bad…”

“Oh, you’re totally into me getting all handsy, aren’t you?” Grif had a sly smile on his face now, as Simmons tried to come up with something to deny this. “I bet that was really thrilling for you, huh?”

“Shut up! I didn’t even know what was happing at first!” Simmons took a bite of banana-walnut muffin, determined to NOT look at Grif’s face right now.

“But now?” Grif prompted.

“I mean… it’s kind of nice, seeing that you care enough to step-up and let somebody else know that I’m… I’m spoken for…”

“SPOKEN FOR, you are so old-fashioned, dude!” Grif burst out with laughter, leaning over the table. Simmons continued to ignore this, shoving more muffin in his mouth. “And here I thought you enjoyed the shameless PDA. The sinful flaunting of our relationship-”

“WHAT!?”

“I figured you had a lot of secret kinks-”

“I absolutely DON’T,”

“And it seems one of them is *GASP* your boyfriend making his romantic intentions known, for all to see. With physical intimacy, no less!”

“You’re such an idiot…” Simmons’ mouth was curving into a smile, whether he liked it or not. Grif just kept grinning back at him, leaning his cheek against one hand, elbow propped up on the table.

“But I’m YOUR idiot,” Grif started tapping his foot against Simmons’, just like at the burger place, and Simmons responded by trying to trap the foot between his own. This turned into a playful kicking-match, no real effort to hurt each other, but not exactly cutesy, either. They finally fell into laughter, and Grif held a hand out across the table; truce. Simmons took it; accepted.