#macabre mart monthly flyer

[thegraveyardsh1ft]

~~Attention Macabre Mart Shoppers~~

After ███████ , we finally have the return of our beloved mascot, ЯOЯЯƎ ЯOЯЯƎ ЯOЯЯƎ Mr. Macabre! Be sure to be on a lookout for his cute little face promoting our amazing deals~

Rest assured, our beloved 𝗢⃥𝘞̸𝗡⃥𝘌̸𝗥⃥ is looking into the sudden disappearance of the Front End staff members. 𝗔⃥𝘯̸𝗱⃥ 𝗽⃥𝘳̸𝗼⃥𝘱̸𝗲⃥𝘳̸ 𝘱̸𝘂⃥𝘯̸𝗶⃥𝘴̸𝗵⃥𝘮̸𝗲⃥𝘯̸𝘁⃥ 𝘄⃥𝘪̸𝗹⃥𝘭̸ 𝘣̸𝗲⃥ 𝗲⃥𝘯̸𝗳⃥𝘰̸𝗿⃥𝘤̸𝗲⃥𝘥̸ 𝘧̸𝗼⃥𝘳̸ 𝘵̸𝗵⃥𝘦̸ 𝘮̸𝗮⃥𝘴̸𝘀⃥𝘪̸𝘃⃥𝘦̸ 𝘥̸𝗲⃥𝘭̸𝗮⃥𝘺̸𝘀⃥ 𝗰⃥𝘢̸𝘂⃥𝘴̸𝗲⃥𝘥̸ 𝘣̸𝘆⃥ 𝘁⃥𝘩̸𝗶⃥𝘴̸ 𝘪̸𝗻⃥𝘤̸𝗼⃥𝘯̸𝘃⃥𝘦̸𝗻⃥𝘪̸𝗲⃥𝘯̸𝗰⃥𝘦̸…⃥

For now, enjoy 40% off in our 𝗗⃫⃥⃞ 𝗘⃫⃥⃞ 𝗔⃫⃥⃞ 𝗗⃫⃥⃞ Technology and Toy Departments*

*On select items and while employees are still alive

[thegraveyardsh1ft]

~Happy June, shoppers and c̸̦̒ṟ̶̀͋ḕ̷͔̫͇̒̒̕ͅa̷̤͗̂ẗ̸̮̬͇̱̔u̴̞̩̲͂̓̆̿ŗ̷̛͖̙̲̗̻̈́̉̇e̸̜̥̮̟͚͚͂̋s̸̳̟̯̍̑̀̎ ̶̭́̔̑̀͝ḟ̴̨͈̖̓͑̈́͘r̵̡͚̙̠̹̄̈͜ȏ̵̖͓̦̈̋͝m̴̗̘̺̈́ ̸̗͍̜̯̲͓̽͗͆̎͝t̴͚͂͆̊͘͝ḩ̴͈͇̩̼̅̇̽̍̚e̷̞͇͚͎̟͌̏̋͛̎̚ ̵̰̕v̶̨͉͆ó̶̩̥̪̫̉̆̑̋̕i̸̡̡̧̻̣̩̐d̶̼̳͋~!

Here at Macabre Mart, Pride Month is when we reflect on our diverse group of friendly and vulnerable store associates that help make our store run smoothly for your convienience ẁ̶̥͚̕͠h̶̞̋̆̀ȋ̵͔̽͝l̵̳̗͙͊e̵͔͉͙͒̕ ̷̝̈́ț̶̢͚̒͋̊h̵̲͊̊ͅẽ̸̬̲͓ỳ̷̡̬̅ ̸̜̅̎r̸̳̆̔͆e̵̢̫̙͐͠ḟ̶͈̻̍͜l̵̮̇e̸̦͍̟͝c̶̙̯̪̋͛͘ẗ̸̹̱́̓̾ ̶̛͇̽͘ǒ̸̡͙͝n̶̙̮͎̊̃͝ ̸͇̜̖̓͋̕t̷͉̮̕͜h̶̳̿e̴̝͈͔͛̀í̶̪͎̀r̷̹͒̀ ̴̣͒š̶̜͙͉̊i̸͓̇͛n̶̮̈́s̴̺̓͋͗ ~

Thanks to our F̶̛̤̣̗̐̑̑̀́̅̀o̷͖͒͆̓̄̉͋͌̇̍̿̈́̚̚u̴̢̳̤̩̙͖̗̱̦̞͛̾͂̽n̸̨̢̜̹̝̭͓̭͉͍̪̩̙͍̟̅̉͐͋̇̈͂͒��̨͙̫̩d̸̫̝̖̼̟̯̼͙̣̲̟͔̞̠̟̦̮̋e̶̛̝̤̦̮̯͓̻̘̥̍͆̓̀̍̈̀̑̑̀͝ͅȓ̶̲͉̼̫̹͍̺͓͖̪̟͎͓̠̞͗̍͒̚̚͝ͅ , we’re now a family of people of diverse backgrounds, races, genders, sexualities, species, and dimensions!

But of course, we strive to treat our minority groups with the upmost respect and representation, which is why we’re proud to embrace our wonderful customer service representative, Doug Houser, as he came out as a cisgender straight white male this month, thanks to encouragement from his fellow Graveyard Shift employees~

Happy Pride Month once again, Macabre Mart customers~! And remember to come back next month for a Happy Wrath Month, where you can vent the frustrations of living in a capitalist oligarchy on our products and our staff~