#mabostiff and the raidon(s) are on opposite ends of the culinary appreciation scale

[ssilverstreak]

A fic I would love to do but don't have the time or energy to write:

Arven being confronted with 'A tablespoon can mean different amounts to different people' Nemona, 'Microwaving ramen counts as cooking, right?' Penny, and 'I haven't killed any of my pokemon yet with my sandwiches' PC and deciding that he will Not Be The Only Decent Cook In The Friend Group If It Kills Him.

"Statistically speaking-"

"The odds can't intimidate me if I don't know them, Penny!"

Thus, cooking lessons start.

Pray to Arceus for Arven and his patience.