#m.reblog

[bagofmice]

the council

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

[fabricated-misslieness]

Made a couple of changes this morning, so here we go.

Mabel -> Mayb (I just like the name more) which means: #🏛-mabel’s sweater town -> #🏛-mayb’s sweater town #🍹-mabel's drunk -> #🍹-mayb’s drunk

Organised the Hashtag list a bit more and added new tags: #🌺-m.fluff for fluff fics #💧-m.angst for angst fics #🧺-m.reblog for reblogs. #🧺-self.reblog for self reblogs.

The m stands for Mayb or Misslieness

[bagofmice]

@luckykittysshowerthoughts

That feeling tho when you find that fic writer that just absolutely fucking

understands the characters to their core

writes so well they–just so–they just—their writing is—-THEY WRITE GOOD

shatters your bad mood with a new update

writes a fic that you can read over again and still clutch at your heart like HOLY SHIT I FUCKING LOVE–I LOVE THIS FIC

writes a scene that has you all giddy in public and that one random stranger asks you like “ooo you are smiling :) :) is that a boy :) you are talking to :)” and you’re like “no I’m reading a Everybody Lives/Nobody Dies AU, please leave”

understands and portrays the characters better than the people who make MOVIES with those characters

amazing. just amazing. fic writers are awesome

[bagofmice]

The Europa Clipper mission launches in a month! It should arrive on the icy shell of Europa in 2031 :3

source

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

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do they grow boobs when they turn into a woman or do they have them all the time

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

[bagofmice]

solmare approves of pact mark solomon

*scribbles on him**scribbles on him**scribbles on him**scribbles on him*

white tattos version

[bagofmice]

"checking out what those freaks at oreo have come up with" i wish :(

we have double stuffed and golden oreos sometimes i guess. but that's it

"this userbase is aging" good

[bagofmice]

post the first two and let your readers figure out what the chapter is about

The big three of coming up with a new wip are now:

Making a mood board

Making a playlist

Just thinking about it

[bagofmice]

alternatively: vigorously shake a bag of candy

MC who’s tired of not meeting Michael so they go outside and start shouting at the sky like “Show yourself you pussy!!!” And the demons frantically try to stop them from summoning the leader of the Celestial Realm.

[bagofmice]

no shoes: Mammon, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor =4 flat shoes: Leviathan, Simeon = 2 heels: Lucifer, Luke, Raphael [+Satan, in theory] = 3/4

60% [or 66,(6)%, if satan is not counted] of angels are not wearing heels

Why is the celestial realm forcing its angels to wear heels. What if they don’t want to serve cunt. What if they can’t walk in heels huh

[bagofmice]

if i pick option 3 what's the likelyhood of him being taken away like a naughty cat trying to steal your sandwitch

[bagofmice]

does mammon's face look... off.. in that second picture to anyone else?? i swear that's not what it should look like from this angle

Mammon dazzles us away with his charming good looks 💎💛

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(Art belongs to Solmare & has been edited by me)

[bagofmice]

thirteen would not “steal the brothers” from mc because no mentally sane person would want to date those deranged fucks

Me, redesigning my Obey Me villain OC: huh… a lot of villain OCs in this fandom are women… and the backlash regarding Thirteen and the worry that she could “steal the brothers” from MC was almost entirely based on the fact that she’s a woman. And on top of that, the popularity of the “replaced MC AU” had undertones of some new (oftentimes) women stealing the attention of MC’s partners… could I be contributing unintentionally to a misogynistic idea?

Me whenever I see someone’s female villain OC: Woman… beautiful????! 😳😳😳😳 and evil?? 🥰🥰😳😳😳🥰🥰🥰😚😚😚😳❤️❤️❤️ spare hand in marriage??? 💍💍💍💍💍

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"because he couldn't control his fits of rage" Levi. Leviathan. Look at me. How old is Satan. How old is he. He is *one* year old. He is a fucking infant. You just willingly admitted to abusing an infant.

Didn't satan also say that he became so educated so his brothers would respect him once? this fucking family i swear to god

Satan learned everything from his brothers💚

They did a good job, I'd say.

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Leviathan holes up in his room for days at a time and eats nothing but chips and noodles, and you're telling me he has abs? does he have a gym in there?

"So no, Lucifer would not be a wrinkly old man with arthritis in a wheelchair, he was literally a ruler of the Celestial realm." Just as you pointed out, angel/demon bodies can deteriorate. You can get out of shape but not get arthritis after thousands of years of paperwork? Why is that an exception?

"These men have been in a WAR against GOD himself." You do realise that was a stupidly large ammount of time ago, right? you do know that muscles get weaker if you don't use them, right? You do realise you can get fat, right? That you can have health problems if you were completely healthy before, right?

Hot take: Not every single one of the brothers would not have abs/ not be jacked. I see this take float around a lot and it’s one that’s bugged me for a while.

Im not saying that all of them WOULD be jacked, i definitely believe that characters like Asmo or Belphie wouldn’t have abs at all, (cause wtf would they even be doing to get them in the first place) but I see this particular take being applied to Levi and Lucifer so lemme break this down to y’all since a lot of you seem to forget.

These men have been in a WAR against GOD himself.

Im not sure about yall but I think most of them would have to be pretty jacked to even survive. So no, Levi would not be fat, he’s literally an Admiral of Hell’s Navy. So no, Lucifer would not be a wrinkly old man with arthritis in a wheelchair, he was literally a ruler of the Celestial realm.

“B-b-but Levi was unfit at one point in the game!!!” Yeah, that was until Lucifer forced him to lock in and turn that shit around.

I understand wanting representation I do I get it, and we should have it in the game but I think directed more towards war injuries than body types.

Also this is literally a game about magic and demons and sorcerers, I’m not sure how realistic you expected it to be. 💀

— Anon

[bagofmice]

#I mean... he was around for the Romans right?

irl timeline wise, yeah. The israelite King Solomon was,, around 220 years old when the roman republic was founded [753 BCE]. 900-something when Gaius Julius Ceasar was assasinated [44 BCE]

But, according to the game, he's older than that.

According to most dictionaries, "several" is 3 to 5 things. So the fall happened in 3000-1000 BCE. He was already a very powerful and well established sorcerer before that, so i'd say he's at least 4000-6000 years old [4000-2000 BCE]

Here's some things Solomon could be older than:

Writing Civilization. like at all. Bronze age pottery wheel study of mathematics the oldest known law [Code of Ur-Nammu] domesticated horses? [3500 BCE] domesticated chickens [2000 BCE] wine in Italy [4000 BCE] stonehenge this very neat copper finial depicting a a stag and 2 cows from alaca Hüyük [northern turkey] [2400–2200 BCE]

Things he most likely isn't older than:

agriculture dogs

mammon finds smthn that happened in like human history and just comes to mc like

"mc did they try to stop this?"

"idk"

"how do you not know??!! youre human!!"

"mammon i was ONE"

LOL. Listen he's a demon, you can't really expect him to understand this human aging stuff!

I think it'd also be funny if it was something really old.

Mammon: MC, did you know about this Roman empire? They were conquering all kinds of places!

MC: Do you... think I was alive back then?

Mammon: ... weren't you?

MC: Do I LOOK like Solomon to you?!?